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  • "But you must give amazing fuckin handjobs. GODDAMN. hit ya boy up!" lmfao that shit had me rollin

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  • Skyy...where can i buy the t-shirts you wear?

  • Skyjohn likes A Song of Ice and Fire saga?

  • ROFLLLL 1:36 FUCK DAT SHIT!!

  • Shovin' bacon into her bacon!

  • Here's my question: Was that 'chick' asking the question really a chick?

  • I hate handjobs, don't know why- 

  • dont noboby,nobody fuck with my kitchen (auh)!!

  • Did the first question remind anyone of Sex Drive?

  • lmao! its so funny how he says poon... im start saying that shit...

  • fawk that shit!~ lol

    i sure as hell would be sayin that.

  • To the person who asked bout the skype girl 5 hour thing....dude, you better be sure that's a female. Real talk. Go on chat-roulette, you'll see LOADS of girls showing they titties, but then the real video comes on and it's a dude.... so watch you don't get buttfucked when you go there....but after 5 hours sitting on your ass, you probably wont feel it anyway

  • skyy should just ask the question

  • i cant tell if they are a guy or girl

  • @TheJbomber lmao

  • That kid's only about 12!

  • It seems like your taking it too personal if their just your sex buddy then who cares you still get to bang them

  • hell no, sex buddy is a commitment. An agreement that we're gonna be sexing exclusively with no feelings involved. At no time should you ever be comfortable hitting someone on the regular that is hitting someone else on the regular

  • @olan88 lol what. sex buddy to me is just having sex. It's just sex nothing more nothing less. You don't have any fking shit to say about what that person does.. that's their own business.. That's the reason why your sex buddy's and not in an actual relationship.. While i think having a sex buddy can be great.. i don't want to have the same downsides as being in a relationship.

  • that mother fucker looks ten lol

  • Fuck it here shovin bacon in her bacon LMAO

  • I wish we still got fruit loops in the UK :- (

  • you never fail to amuse me. Love u Sky

  • where did you buy your watch?

  • if it is only a sex buddy, then it shouldnt mattter if they are fucking someone else... and as soon as it does bother you... they are no longer, just a sex buddy.... and that will cause problems....

  • i hope that guy doesnt actually tell that girl to put some bacon in her bacon

  • hell yeah i would keep them

  • Skyy, what kind of fruit loops are you eating everyday, is it the Emma flavor?

  • @1lalament LMFAO!!

    hahahahahahaha

  • @wifefker that doesn't ruin the movie. trust me there is so much more to that movie than just that one part. if you've seen it then you would understand. its a hilarious movie go check it out,

  • Hey sky, today my girlfriend said she will give me a blowjob if i let her pluck my eyebrows. She said she will do it to the length of one YouTube video. I chose this one to watch while she went at it, so now when i hear your voice it reminds me of getting a messy blowjob. Yeah

  • Is the person at the end a 24 year old woman or a 14 year old boy? Also I hate the way said person says "buddy"

  • Hahaha, Jesus fucking Christ: "Fuck it, pictures of her shoving bacon in her bacon!!" - Too funny!

  • You waited 19 yrs already, you can wait a bit longer to not have to drive 5hrs.

  • What a Cool and fair idea! If you drive and she don't put out... she pays for the wasted time and gas!

  • If my sex buddy had a sex buddy I wouldn't mind much just as long as the other person is clean and they're not bringing me any kind of disease i'm good.

  • if its a female in that little triangle.. Negotiate a 3 some

  • FRUIT LOOPS SYNDROME ! LMAO You made my day !

  • thats me in the question of the day....im not a little boy, im a lesbian. and its not that i didnt wanna reveal my name its just that i didnt want to upload the question on my youtube account and then my subscribers see it n click the video and be like wtf??? lol so yea.

  • Of course, out of all people, it would be Skyy who calls them "Cherry-o's"

  • Dude why is there a little boy doing the QOTD?

  • I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS YOU IN THE VERIZON COMMERCIAL

  • I laughed my ass off at this one. "All he wants is handjobs"... wtf.

  • na 1 sex buddie at a time unless everyone straps up! lol if we're all wearing protection the more the merrier, besides 3somes can be fun :)

  • Question of the day....what is the most fucked up thing that has happend in the bedroom...i'm mean the freakiest bad ass

  • OHHHHH SNAAP A VIDEO

  • If you did not lock it down you cant complain when it wanders off .

  • Is that a little boy?..............

  • Wait ... was that a girl or a boy at the question part?

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  • I wouldn't keep tapping a chick who had another sex buddy, because if that guy is tapping anyone else and then that person has sex with someone additional and all of a sudden you're fucking everyone on Earth

  • Yes. Not only would I keep that fuck buddy around, but I would pass her off to the homies when I get done.

  • 5 Hours Drive? Hmm.. Sound like a chris Henson setup. I hope she really told you that she is 18. Otherwise you're fucked. Chris have the chat log.

  • Fuck yeah I'd keep it, it only means that they're that good that others want it too.

  • my penis smells funny.

  • 5 hours......fuck yes!

  • no ... fag.......... money bish. she ugly.

  • no ... fag.......... money bish.

  • 5hrs anit shit for some pussy she just better let u fuck her in her asshole

  • 5hr drive for strawberry short cake? u bether pray to god that chris hansen doesnt pop from some wheir end tells u too take seat

  • i would never post a video response incase my gf saw it lol

  • anyone else love to mimic the words "Holla me gente, ya boy sky John here today..... Let's get down to business

  • 4:32, haha john u dirty bastard ;) xD

  • She's my f*ck buddy, wtf do i care if she's sleeping with 1,5, or 50 other guys. I keep my tool wrapped and my emotions unattached.

    If you wanted an exclusive relationship then you shouldnt have made them your f*ck buddy.

  • Bacon in the Bacon !

  • Sex partners/friends with benefits/fuck buddies none of those mean girlfriend or boyfriend. So u shouldn't care

  • 5 hours for pussy? get the fuck out of here

  • That Skittles Vodka episode was the shit. I saw it yesterday and it's worth a second watch.

  • Well if I knew my sex buddy had ano- BOY YOU TEN, FUK U TALKING ABOUT? And get that shit outta yo lip. DAMN.

  • is that really a girl?..oO

  • Motherfucking fruit loops

  • Come and do an "Ask The John" episode with me. Just post your "Question of the Day" as a video response!

  • @SkyyJohn2 ask the john idea; doing funny skits with those girls you hang with about the questions you get from users.. thatd be cool., like a example of the situation. (: js

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  • @skyyjohn What happened to your comment homeboy!

  • jesus christ look at that littl punk bitch..talkin bout sexbuddies no way that little hombre has ever gotten laid espeacially with that fuckin haircut i´m just sayin XD

  • ur skittle annotation doesnt work

  • 5 hrs to n 5 from. for 15 seconds strawberry shortcake.

  • Share the love homeboy

  • sky do the questions much better this whole we ask the questions shit idk

  • Sharing is caring

  • it's better if sky asks the questions...

  • Good Cereal Analogy Skyy thats how i feel all the time which is why i find myself breaking up with my girlfriends when I'm Not Feeling It Anymore... Cheatings For No Game Ass Niggas

  • SEX BUDDIES WTF!! you are 12........12!!!!!!!!! does your mom know about that piercing. Also your hairdresser is a junkie and probably high every time you visit him.

    Im not hatin on a BASTARD. This is not a BASTARD. This looks like one of the kids i have to pay child support for.

  • Fruit Loops? Rofl-why not CHEERIOS?! Lmao!

  • @sophisticatedtw Cereal Analogies FTW!!! LMAO!!! 

  • Happened to me, I reacted by making it official to make it stop, worst decision ever.

  • I'd slap the bitch and never see her again.

  • i dont like the other ppl asking the questions.. i rather not know how they look like- bad idea

  • Nobody in this fucking world has ever said I will take you as my lawfully weded Fuck Buddy in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will only fuck you and honor you all the days of my life.

  • Devil's Threesome!!!

  • QOTD: if the other dude doesnt have any STIs/STDs then good poon is good poon!!!

  • haven't you all seen sex drive. that shit doesn't always work out. u drive the 5 hr's then she steals your car leaving u half naked on the side of the road.

  • @380gb But then you get to smash your best friend who you always had a crush on. Worth it

  • hey what can i say.... *poon is poon*..... if i dont care about that poon i would share it like i would share water in africa!

  • as long as he doesn't go and rip that shit up or leave herpes I'm cool

  • 5 frickin hours?? that's 10 hours for just there and back w/out even counting the time you spend there.

  • When you move in with someone everything changes.

  • I really like the froot loop analogy there... Deep shit!

  • Good pussy is good pussy!!!

  • My ex-sex buddy had come to ME for sex after he juiced somebody else! He didn't tell me he did, I smelled the rubber on him (hard to wash that shyt off, lol). I was mad, but I was horny so I did him anyway. After that though, I made excuses not to sex him that often.

  • 5hrs!!! Damn... Lol

  • If my sex buddy had another on the side I'd probably be ok with it for a while..until i get tired of sharing and drop that ultimatum. If she pass on it ill just need a new sex buddy.

  • lol, the first question was great.

    720p IN COLOR!

  • That girl was 100% a lesbian.

  • if my sex buddy has another sex buddy i just wrap my shit up and keep goin.. as long as his dick aint stretch the shit out or givin me the herps i could careless.

  • fuck the sex buddy question .. this 13 yr old muthha fuccka is having a sex buddy ???? !!!!

    Outrageous bastard

    

  • sky you sure thats a girl? 

  • if my sex buddy has another sex buddy, i might have to get a new sex buddy to get some new skills to take back to my old sex buddy, so my old sex buddy don't use another sex buddy

  • Lol I was eating fruit loops when watching this at 7 am... Very actual show!

  • And good handjobs FTW hahah

  • I used to walk miles for top notch poon in high school.. I dont blame the guy

  • Skyy, the butch is hot!!! Please tell me her username!!!

  • Qotd: I could do it, to many STDs out there.

  • Qotd: I couldn't do, to many STDs out there.

  • I'm okay. I don't like sleeping in a bed when I know someone just slept in it. Why would I put my dick somewhere that just got slept in?

  • meet half way

  • I won't, because that means I can't raw dog it. Even if we're fuck buddies there should be a commitment.

  • If my fuck buddy is hittin someone else, who gives a shit?

    She's a fuck buddy, not my girlfriend. Long as I get my rocks off I don't care!

  • You need to see the movie Sex Drive

  • YellowFraggle got that gay syndrome LOL

  • if you going into the fire, expect to be burned!

  • if my girl is c in a next girl will bring her home we can have a threesome

  • 50$ one way in gas for a piece of slice. if your lucky blown tire 90$ and on your way back 190$ total maybe. good luck

  • 1 exit before the devil's asshole got meeeee

  • ye i expect sex buddies to have other sex buddies =S i mean i hope tehy know im sleeping around with other ppl

  • I love it when Sky John snaps the paper in the beginning of the videos!

  • FIRED!

  • Oh my god, the Judge Judy part had me cracking up something SEVERE. You are freaking HILARIOUS.

  • bacon in her bacon? lmfao

  • Yea forget that I like to have private sex buddies, I can see other people but you can't, that just the way the cookie crumbles.

  • Skyy the first guy is a Dragon he can Fly there. 8D

  • Unless her and I agreed that we would only sex each other I'd assume they had more than one and I'd have more then one but that almost defeats the purpose of sex BUDDIES cuz otherwise you'd be in a relationship

  • Nahhhhhhhhh, I'd drop my sex buddy, right there.

  • Skip to 4:33

    Skyy wasn't ready... or was he? O_o

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  • jesus hes a bit young to be talking like that, he looks 12

  • sky this is one of the funniest videos so far! hilarious jokes!!! you should be a comedian imo!!!

  • they are called sexy buddies for a reason, good for nothing but sex and easily replaced...

  • Thanks for bringing us 3 question! these were always better.

  • LOL "I WANT MY POON!" , so true I would flip out too if I drove 5 hours to get it in, and she wants be a prude

  • My Hero. 

  • please say poon more!

  • I WANT MY POON. Your killing me Skyy.

  • Random 10 year old talking about sex buddies. What has the world come to, lol...

  • skyy youre makin me cry man ahhaa

  • To the 2nd question: Im a female... Why are females so fucking stupid? Like bitch, do you think he loves you?

  • What the fuck w<as with the looks of that guy/chick? He/she looks like a crackhead and pot smoker all at once!

  • Her webcam all fucked up, it ain't high def, its black and white .. . lmao

  • was that vid response a boy or a dyke ass chick??

  • @JosephCee pretty sure that was a guy lol...

  • i ROFL'ed so hard!!!! @ 1:26

  • I WANT MAAAAAAAAAHHH POOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! *slams couch*

  • My friend picked up a chick and banged her in a tent by using skittles vodka...

  • i was laughing the whole time skyy best episode yet keep it up

  • Thanks for the honesty, but Fuck no >:/

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  • is that a boy or a girls :S

  • Sky Check out This Boss!!!

    /watch?v=h-5tX38E3ak

  • @Shot4Me4you4everyone hahaha epic! my girlfriend thinks this guy is hella cute! bastard

  • Outperform the other guy. He won't be in the picture for very long.

  • thats a chick?

  • skky i had to pause porn for this vid goddam it...

  • @StreetStylerZ07 why didnt you finish THEN watch

  • @StreetStylerZ07 dont forget to wash youre dick

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  • As long as the other dude looks aids free I think I'm good.

  • I'd move onto another sex buddy.. I'm not eating food someone else has taken bites out of.. unless i'm real hungry.

  • 5 hours is nothing!

  • sure i would keep the sex buddy. but we just wouldnt do ANYTHING without a condom