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  • This whole thing is gay, religious people don't question shit, because if they did they wouldn't be religious

  • An AssFukr is an AssFukr. They're ALL, AssFukrz.

  • Why do you care so much? Seriously, why do you care so fucking much? Does it affect you? No. Unless you're gay, which you said you're not. You look at religious extremists as the norm, rather than the fact that 90% of Catholics, myself included, don't give a fuck about gay marriage. Just chill.

  • there would be a split reaction

  • If you are gay, I would say keep it to yourself. It is none of my business if you are gay or not. but have some respect for yourselves and stop making everyone else gay just to justify to yourselves that your bedroom activities are ok and should be adopted by everyonelse. Leave Jesus alone you scum bags. If it were up to you people every man that walked on this planet was gay. Husband and wife is the natural process that got us to where we are today and has been going on for thousands of years

  • This guy is the best at intellectual humor on the internet....lol

  • You can't ignore the Amen.... AH..! men! ;).... Jesus enjoy saying that words.

    Don't be a butt hurt christian everyone knows Jesus never existed lol.

  • Magdalena. nuff said.

  • well idk if ive said this but your FUCKING GAY

  • your gay

  • @killermiller213 you're as in (you are) not your as in (your hand)

  • your gay

  • How ironic. This is the second Youtube video that I've watched this Christmas morning.

  • What a stupid, satanic premise. My Lord and Savior was not gay, His Father condemned homosexuality.

  • @oneonthedepthchart your also gay

  • @killermiller213 Nice comeback, Potsy. Eating amphetamines out of the dog's bowl again?

  • @oneonthedepthchart haha lol

  • Love the video clip on top right, 'How to beat your wife'

  • I LOVE YOU!

  • Nope, that's just you pat.

  • @MrJake92662 humans aren't actually the only ones that practice homosexuality, i know for a fact that some animals of the same sex are homosexual, so it doesn't go against nature.

  • no but your mother was wormsperm

  • DO YOU CONSIDERED YOURSELF TO BE AN ANTICHRIST?

    WATCH OUT

  • when you commit sins the spirit does not exist in you

  • I dont know but he was one hell of a guy Pat

  • No.He was NOT-what a sad pathetic video you have made.Religion is very SACRED to people and you should be EMBARRASSED to have made it.

  • Being gay is by definition deviant, religious morality simply doesn't enter into. That doesn't make it immoral.

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  • he just preached !!!!

  • Gay and proud, no time for bullshit religion :)

  • From the uninformed. Yes homosexuality is a sin. So it murder, over eating, gambling away all your money, etc. It is no greater sin than any others. Christ came to the Earth not to condemn but to save it. The informed already know this. The uninformed just look for things to point a finger at. I could do the same for all the notorious Atheists throughout history, So should I believe that all Atheist are murderers? NO.However, we get labeled as bad folks because we don't believe we should sin.

  • @1timby Does the all mighty god who is beyond time and space and comprehension, seriously give a shit about 'over eating, gambling away all your money'??

  • @saeidmomtahan Sin is sin. That's the point. Maybe you didn't understand what I stated in my comments.

  • @1timby Who you to say what is right or wrong, because some book says it?

  • @SuperBspb And who are you to say that I'm wrong. Believe as you wish cause unlike you and other non believers it's not my prerogative to tell you what to believe. However, your opinions are just that an opinion. Also, it doesn't give you the right to tell me how/what to believe.

  • @1timby im jesus proove me wrong .( oh and i wont do anything to proove that i am )

  • @TheTazzietiger Easy, first of all you're just delusional if you think you're Christ. Second if you are then walk on water, heal the sick; raise the dead. Maybe if you read a little you would know you weren't Christ. However, that would be too much to ask. The uneducated ignorant try to make claims about something they know little if anything about, Instead they just show how lost and truly ignorant they are of the facts.

  • @1timby Even though he's pretty obviously not Jesus, I just came to say that you didn't prove he's not. A good way to figure out how to prove someone wrong is to start by imagining they are right. For instance, pretend that TheTazzietiger really IS Jesus. In that case, Jesus just told you he was Jesus, and you just told him he's delusional, and that he should prove himself by performing miracles. If the real, actual Jesus refused to do these things just for you, would you call him a fake?

  • @ThatWasFred Oh please. He we go. Lets throw up some more straw men and red herrings. What about Can god create a rock so big he can't move it; why isn't the world a perfect place to live in. Heard it all before. Move on. I believe because of the things in my life. I worship God because of love and not for a reward or fear of hell.

  • @1timby Wait, what? That didn't really have anything to do with what I said.

  • @ThatWasFred No you're trying to move away from the topic. The guy giving the vid is an Atheist. He doesn't believe in any deities. I've stated many times that science doesn't have the tools nor the intelligence to understand God or even the universe. So since God hasn't beat them over the head with a big rock, it's safer for them to deny His existence. That way there are no consequences for their actions.

  • @1timby If believing in god helps you to be a better person, more power to you then.

  • @saeidmomtahan Of course it makes me a better person.

  • @1timby I'm very happy for you then.

    Greetings from Iran

  • @saeidmomtahan enjoy your vacation

  • God doesn't care if you walk around naked all day with a bat up your ass. The bible is a spiritual book, and it's speaking of spiritual homosexuality.

  • @paracletoII Shoving a bat up your ass has nothing to do with homosexuality.

  • I think that people like this try to appear liberal, but use "gay" to libel something - They are as bigotted as any religionist. They just want to seem tolerant when they denigrate someone as "gay".

  • I like your conviction and vigor. But you have remember that Christianity was pragmatic. It was about trying to give civilization to barbarians (Yours and my ancestors). Whether he existed or exists or not. The Christian years were very important for their purpose of trying to create a more peaceful world by establishing a moral paradigm that barbarians did not have. If Christianity had not been instrumental the ancient Franks, Angles, Goths etc. would not have adopted it. The symbols mattered.

  • @RayL1983 So, christianity got peace through lies?

  • hail satan

  • Jesus was God becuse they are in the Bible. Now you know.

  • jesus is fake, satan is fake, religion is fake & gay

  • RIP Pat Condell

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  • LMAO u look like on of those priests who fuck little children in the church.

  • That's like calling someone gay for having the same gender friends. as if Pat doesn't have that. Then again, he does spend a lot of time behind his computer being the atheist Jesus. oops.

  • Was Jesus gay? Yes he was, history recalls that he was nailed by about 4 guys a day before his death.

  • No... he probably wasn't. But who cares. He's dead now.

  • I am not an anthiest. I am gay. Jesus did prefer the company of other men.God loves you! Allah 2. Buddah was alright. U know, all the prophets. The bible is just a book. I didn't evolve from monkeys. Life was created. Yes, of course 9/11 was planned. What's good enough for you is good enough for me. Peace!

  • O_O But I'm GAY AND ATHEIST D:

    Just kidding... but I bet someone out there is

  • he says this as he look at me with one eye. the cyclopean eye is a product of masturbation and or homosexuality.

  • catchy title

  • Pat Condell is funny, when he's not being a Nazi.

  • @sinbysin666 How is he being a Nazi? Its funny that when people dont like criticism people use the word Nazi.

  • @slappypubu I wasn't being serious. It's kinda like when an atheist use words like: cultist, crazy or nut to describe religious people. I use Nazi as a derogatory term for nationalists.

  • Jesus was a Mushroom.

  • @antuerius

    I find that extremely offensive. ;D

    @adrahaxxen

    Good and evil are dependent on the moral compass of the individual. And sexuality is genetic. Theft, rape, molestation and murder are all considered wrong in the eyes of most people, because they harm others. Homosexuality harms no one. Therefore, it cannot be wrong. Also, "good and evil" are not merely black and white. There's gray areas. People are not black and white, morally speaking. They are gray.

  • @InsurrectionistFungi You say that HOMOSEXUALITY harms no-one.. That's your opinion. I feel that it harms the world. When I see Homosexuals carousing, I feel sick so that is of some harm to me. Also I have Gay friends who are HIV positive from having sex with each other. Now their lives are inhibited with regards to getting jobs and self-esteem about their futures. They aren't happy and they no longer contribute to the community the way they did beforehand. You're wrong.

  • @adrahaxxen Fuck you and your intolerant God. There's nothing wrong with being gay. Gay people are some of the nicest people I've ever met. And wow so straight people don't get HIV?

  • @adrahaxxen

    Explain to me how it harms the world, without any circular reasoning. And you can get over it. It makes me feel ill when I see cat vomit, does that mean that cat vomit is evil? Most definitely not. And just because you apparently have homosexual friends who have STDs, that doesn't mean that every homosexual has one. It's quite simple, really. Use protection. You can get STDs from heterosexual intercourse too, if you don't use protection.

  • @InsurrectionistFungi It's hard to explain the spiritual harm that it causes the world because you are unspiritual. You are deaf and blind to the spiritual truths I speak, because of you've hardened your heart against God because you're too proud to admit that he exists and the life lie that is called homosexuality. The reason I feel sick is because I can see the harm it is causing the world. It's a spiritual feeling and when you are ignorant you can't see or hear what i do

  • @adrahaxxen

    If I've hardened my heart against a god, it's because he is a pathetic coward who requires beings that are mere ants in comparison to him to bow down and glorify him for his own ego. How much more pathetic can you get? XD Explain to me, with solid, empirical evidence that being gay is wrong, and that your god condemns it. One, solid reason, no circular logic. All you've done is spout some sort of weird hippie crap at me and expect me to take it as evidence.

  • @InsurrectionistFungi I gave you a "SIMPLE" explanation... you aren't awake to spiritual truth. Jesus told the pharisees that they were blind and deaf also..not physically but spiritually. How do you expect to understand God and everything he's about if you don't believe in him. Satan is fighting for you because he has you first. The only way that you can defeat Satan is to choose God. Sadly, you're hard-hearted and only if you soften it you won't find the truth... sorry.

  • @adrahaxxen

    Yeah, I'd rather take an eternity of torture as opposed to an eternity of perfection or whatever. That would get old fast. The torture on the other hand, would become tolerable after a while. And I don't like bigots. So why the hell would I worship one?

    How can you expect me to believe in a deity who provides no empirical evidence toward his own existence? It can't be that hard, if he's as powerful as claimed.

  • @InsurrectionistFungi You have no idea what you are saying...truly you are decieved by Satan. You don't want to believe in God but you serve Satan all the while. You can't be neutral. The beauty of Faith is it starts with the softening of one's heart to believe in God not through proof but through the desire to find the truth which the bible explains beautifully and perfectly. Having read it, I find no other sensible explanation for how life began and the purpose of life.

  • @adrahaxxen

    Oh dear. XD First off, the bible was written by primitives thousands of years ago who didn't even have decent sanitation, yet they somehow know everything about life? That's laughable. I'm not saying that to be cruel, I honestly do find it rather amusing. Second, the purpose of life is whatever you choose to give it. If you decide that it's god's plan, or whatever, then what's the point of that? Ultimately, nothing, yes? XD

  • @adrahaxxen What if it was you who is deceived by satan? Would you know the difference?

  • yes jesus sucked dick

  • So much trouble in the world over a little squirt. Christ wasn't gay; it's just that his brain wasn't between his legs.

  • jews control america and hate white christians

  • "Gay" as an insult doesn't hay anything to do with homosexuals.

  • R U GAY because you were born that way??? Maybe Satan tricked you into feeling the way you do about the same sex.. Hmmm.. bet you won't like that possibillity. Maybe there's no such thing as Satan.. But then why do we say stealing and raping and pedophilia is wrong?? Why shouldn't everything be O.K. maybe those lawbreakers were born that way. I guess it's plausible that GOOD and EVIL exist. If they do.. who is in charge of each and which side are you on??? Remember now.. there is only 1 TRUTH !!

  • @adrahaxxen Shut the fuck up. Fuck you and your intolerant God.

  • @MrCracker21 Hatred won't change the truth.

  • @adrahaxxen, Wait, so basically what you're saying is, if Satan doesn't exist, which he don't but whatever, we would think stealing, raping and pedophilia was okay? That doesn't make any sense.

  • @Torkzable The truth is we have a conscience which is the Holy Spirit who was sent here when Jesus died. When we do evil we are convicted by our conscience and we are guilty of sin. As people get older and stay in their sins, their consciences are seared and they don't think they are doing anything wrong because they're living in sin. Now when they are convicted by people like myself explaining their sin, their pride stands in the way of their eyes and ears being opened to the truth.

  • @adrahaxxen And that "truth" of yours is coming straight from the Bible I presume? Tell me, how can you blindly follow a book, written apparently by God, when there's no evidence that this God exists except the Bible stating it?

  • @Torkzable What happened to your conscience?? Do you really think that we come from apes?? How can anyone explain how even a micro-organism got it's life-force from?? Do you really think it's life just started because of the big bang?? How can you account for the balance of nature?? like if there were'nt any bees we'd all be dead. People who dismiss God are doing so to appease their consciences. We all know the TRUTH, unfortunately living in spiritual blindness is just so much easier.

  • @adrahaxxen First off we didn't come from apes... apes and us came from a parent and through time EVOLVED into what we are today. The big bang didn't start life, it started the universe. If there weren't any bees, we might be dead, but since they are here we are here. We live because anything that is not fit to live with something else is dead.

  • @re5owns678 You're right when you say that we didn't come from apes, but you're wrong when you say that apes came from us. We ARE apes - belonging to the biological family 'Hominidae', which includes gorillas, chimps and orangutans.

  • @Hogmagandy I never said apes came from us, I said humans and apes came from a similar parent animal

  • @re5owns678 LOL! So you did. I think I need to get my eyesight tested. My bad, dude.

  • @Torkzable No I'm saying that if neither God nor Satan existed we wouldn't be concerned with Good or Evil because our knowledge of the two came about through God and Satan. God gave Adam and Eve the choice to eat the fruit that gave them that knowledge and if they had never eaten it we wouldn't know right from wrong and we would not sin because our minds wouldn't be able to concieve it. Since they ate the fruit, we all have sinful natures and need redemption through Jesus Christ.

  • @adrahaxxen And you can back this up with foolproof evidence? Again, how can you believe a book that's written by God when there's no evidence stating that he exists except for the book that he assumingly wrote to begin with? It's like someone gave out a book based on that Dragons existed, and backed this up with saying that a Dragon wrote the book. It's nonsense.

  • @Torkzable The foolproof evidence is all around you. The mountains the sea the birds and animals the planets and stars and it goes on and on. But you are blind spiritually because you stay in your unbelief. Only when you choose to believe in God with your heart will your eyes and ears be opened to the spiritual truth that is plain to see. You do believe in god, but your god is SCIENCE. Just wait.. one day SCIENCE will tell you that you need to die to make room for better people than u

  • I don't know about Jesus being Gay but the people that scream and yell about how bad being queer is are probably closet cases.

  • This wonderful. Thank you for this! And a big Amen.

  • I think its obvious Jesus was not gay. Don't you think a little detail like that would have made its way into the Bible

  • Patcondell, hates Muslims, that's no secret. His attack on Hallal & Kosher showed his hatred for Jews. Now his attack on Christ show his hatred towards Christians. Turns out all this time he was an Atheist. I think all who believe in God should see that it is communist atheists like Patcondel who wants to abolish religion our real enemy.

  • u poor confused old man. I feel sorry for u and I hope the lord is going to b merciful with ure soul.

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  • @dirkitjes I am a Christian too but I do not hate them, I disapprove of there lifestyle dont get me rong I aint perfect and I never will be, but if my son or daughter when I have some told me they were gay I wouldnt stop loving them but I would be against it, I will not right anymore for people may think im insulting them but im not its my oppinion based on my faith so live with it.

  • @Redneckamerican5792 "I am a Christian too but I do not hate them"

    I disapprove of the christian life too. Well if any of them actually lived what they claim to be following I may feel safer around them.

    What really gets me, is their claim to life, the right to life ones, and they are the first to back up on proven excuses to go to war with others. Their claims to respecting life seem so shallow.

  • @SlackerSlayer What are you talking about, alot of people who claim to be christians, the ones that you are most likely talking about go against war. Y do you diapprove of my life, what have I done for you to disapprove of it. I try my best to go by the Bible and what most people think is un true, if you want to further this conversation Personal Message me if not leave me alone.

  • @Redneckamerican5792 "What are you talking about,"

    You wrote that you "don't hate christians" and I was agreeing with you. I hate their stupidity to fall for such lies. For anyone to say they believe in the bible,,, they must not have read it.

  • @SlackerSlayer Just look how close they were to break out the torches and pitch forks over Casey Anthony, just because they [uninformed] disagreed.

  • @SlackerSlayer I dont hate Gay people and I read the Bible, now Personal message or I will not respond. By the way dont say stupid things without proof.

  • @dirkitjes "Fun da mentalist Atheist"? What? What does an Atheist want? Not what you think I want, but what I would stop at. A book of laws that has no respect for anyone or any group of people, based on what they claim to think. If we followed this simple ideal, we would not have an income tax to suffer, just for one example.

  • If God is All things then that means He's gay. God is as gay as he is anything else. That's pretty cool. Rock on GayLord!

  • Since the historical 'jesus' may well have been simply a composite of more than one actual person, he may have both been gay and not been gay.

  • one evangelist pays for gay sex.....is that it?

  • what's with the constant annoying sarcasm? You love singling out hypocrites don't you? Well it's no surprise that religion is full of them. It's no surprise that that the world is full of them. And it's no surpirse that I'm a hypocrite and so are you. One day your big know-it-all mouth is going to be closed by God. I think he's only allowing it to ramble self-righteously on because it's so amusing to him. You're a cold, hard, abrasive condescending, disrespectful know it all little man.

  • why not just leave people to believe what they want? Gays want too be left alone but want to abuse religious people. Let people be it isnt affecting your life.

    And im not religious either just fair.

  • Hahaha right on, i like this video.

  • He was asexual. End of story.

    Homosexual hate was brought up to big up population grow up and for economical reasons.

    Of what idiotic 100x re-written bible are you talking about?

  • Whenever I need an extra good laugh, I have another look at one of Pat Condell's YouTube videos. They remind me of what my mother often said when she was still here, "many a true word is spoke in jest". While Pat may be exceptionally entertaining to listen to, all of the humour that he injects so well is funny for one particular reason. Every word of it is true. "A spade is a spade" and, "if the shoe fits, wear it". Thanks Mom... and thanks Pat!

  • Are mohels gay ?

  • When he puts it that way, you have to admit the plausibility of Jesus at least trying a bit of cock. It's certainly more plausible than, oh I dunno, say...the resurrection.

  • Jesus was... not. Never.

    Jesus is only the invented main character of written spiritual teachings by KRISTOS believers who used that trick to materialise/incarnate/humanise their ideas. That is how Jesus-Christos was born. At the end of the first century CE, or maybe in mid second CE. Hence, all the different versions of his life that have been written at the time. And till today with Hippy Jesus, Revolutionnary Jesus, Gay Jesus, Organic Sheppherd Jesus and the whole bunch of them.

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  • @Envaldig Why should he show respect to religion? You didn't explain why, you simply made an assertion.

    By the way, I notice you used the word "faggot", and implied that Jesus being a homosexual would be a bad thing. Don't you think you should show a little respect to faggots? You just devoted a post to insulting faggots.

  • @Envaldig Moron.

  • Jesus loved the cock

  • It would matter because he would be violating his Fathers command to be sinless in order to be a perfect sacrifice for us. Not that you care or begin to understand.

    Is this the best you can do? You must be running out of material to come up with such an idiotic topic...but considering the source I may have to take what I said back because empty cans make the most noise. In your case, a huge empty drum!

  • I finally figured PAT CONDELL Old PAT is a Atheist-Zionist-Jew. (Atheist, anti-christian,-anti-arab, Pro-Leftwing. Entertainer, Columnist-precher-reporter. Always Advocates Israel. Advocates Homosexuality and other perverted immoral things (In Denial About about jews) Criticizes only other religions but Jewish. Faults the Koran and Bible; however never the Torah. Plain and Simple a Jewish Person

    Remember that it is others that fight for the jewish interests and not their jewish soldiers blood.

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  • @andjelicd70 Although I have no proof that PC is jewish, I must say I noticed that lots of Atheists who write against Christianity (and Islam) are. These two religions have their origin in Judaic monotheism, which became totatlitarian in its own land, forbidding all the other local gods and goddesses of the time and even taking complete control over judaism by having only 1 temple allowed. Christianity and Islam have followed with this "only 1 God: ours" dreaming it will take over the world.

  • its next tyrsday idiot.

  • Jesus the homo

  • you obviously have NO idea what your talking about, so i wont even try to answer with facts, cuz you wouldnt know the difference.

  • @FuckObama2

    lol you're funny, you just have no rational argument so you attack him by claiming he's stupid? That is such a Christian stereotype these days [:

  • @lolocaustism #1 i never said he was stupid, I was merely saying he is making assumptions, rather than using facts. and #2 what does being Christian have anything to do with my comment? please, in the future, try using relevant pieces of information when trying to question my reasoning.

  • @FuckObama2

    ARE you Christian?

  • 12 boyfriends...lol

  • I don't think Jesus was a gay, but he might be fucked. Anyway, I think he was a genius guy .

  • Jesus WAS a hippy by the standards of his time.

    Walking around in robes and sandals: he's a hippy by the standards of OUR time.

  • hahaha u say jesus is gay cuz ur the gay one... uggly old man............ get a life idiot.. u posting videos eveyday... u getting older and ur goin to hell... the truth is that u dont know shit... fuck you old man :) u problaby a loner with nothing to do..

  • @omaar26 fuck your disrespect :)

  • @omaar26

    Don't know if you're a troll

    Or just a retard

  • U are a ridiculous person. U know nothing about which you speak, and every word you utter will be used to your condemnation. I know you don't believe me, but it's true nonetheless. However, there is yet hope; U will be forgiven for blaspheming the Son of Man; U won't be forgiven if you blaspheme the Holy Ghost. When He convicts U of your sin, be sure to repent. Let go of your ego. Embrace the forgiveness and reconciliation offered U by the Son.

  • @cheagan Of course, none of that's true, so you're just threatening him with a punishment that everyone knows won't happen.

  • @ThePsychoReturns U have to be a totally deluded fool to deny the existence of God, even on the outside chance. And U can play the intellectual card all U want, but those of us who believe see U in exactly the same terms in which U see us. Your ego suppresses the knowledge of God, because U are a slave to it, at least some of the other major (and minor) religions of the world get that much correct.

  • @cheagan I'm not deluded. I'm not denying anything. I'm just not going to accept your claim until you can provide evidence for it.

  • @ThePsychoReturns Romans says that His eternal nature and divine power are evident in creation, and men are "without excuse". Your heart tells you I am right; your ego tells you that I cannot prove it using Greek logic.

  • @ThePsychoReturns And that's asinine.

  • @cheagan No, it's not. It's called "not being retarded".

  • @ThePsychoReturns You cannot even "prove" to me that you're alive... so now how retarded do you feel?

  • @cheagan Not half as retarded as you. I'm not interested in proving anything to you. You're making the claim. You provide the evidence. Regurgitating homilies isn't enough.

  • I think he is pretty funny, but I don't think he deserves much credibility as a rational thinker

  • @patcondell Love your videos. I'm also straight, but if I were gay, you'd certainly be my top choice. Or at least some other guy with an accent like yours. :D

  • @mphello - If animals have rights how come they don't vote? Is it that old "no opposable thumbs" excuse again? Seriously, no, I love animals. All kinds of animals. Grilled. Fried. Baked. All kinds.

  • You conservaturds preach "freedom of choice" and "freedom of speech".

    So where the FUCK have you hypocrite rightwingers been for the past 100+ years defending EQUAL MEDIA AIRTIME to marijuana legalization, animal rights groups, socialists, communists, and UFO disclosure activists that you give to total BULLSHIT groups like AEI and Cato Institute?

  • @mphello Your allegations against conservatives are a bit unfair, because those people are not conservatives, they merely use the name. Real conservatives are only as oppressive as the U.S. Constitution is, because the name is derived from their very literal, or conservative, interpretation of the document. I don't find your issues with pseudo-conservatives disagreeable, I merely point out the inaccuracy in labeling because I am a true conservative, in addition to being an atheist.

  • @QuiltedChimera I'd agree with you, if and only if, you agree that the Chinese and North Korean ultranationalists are not true communists or socialists (the ONLY tenet of Karl Marx's socialism was paying workers fairly and giving them power over capital), and that idiots who defend islamofascists who oppress atheists, gays, and women in the name of multicultural bullshit are NOT true liberals.