Metrosexuals: In or Out?

[giriisindahouse]

All this looks fine to me. Just one question. Is it offensive if I tell a metrosexual guy to 'Man up'?

[gatheringleaves]

@giriisindahouse

Yes because there is no such thing as a "real man"

[KnightxxArrow]

Southerner's Rock, especially Texans!

[preciousprettypaula]

Metrosexual has nothing to do with sexuality. They're straight that like to get clean all the time. They are beauty concious. That how it is.

Only, Rednecks and Jocks hate Metrosexual.

And I am gay :)

[NeosMusicUnlimited]

Think if real(true) man, not using product like shampoo, deodorant, good cloth ect...

what happend to them? smelly? Look at they nail it black, cover by yuck...



[vitiay]

capitalism failed, communism failed - ass holes are forever. eww lol

[stacks1212]

metrosexual = closet homo

[gatheringleaves]

@stacks1212

ha ha wrong

[Ipoopinmysink]

@thaaronfiles I wrestled a bear once

[TheAaronFiles]

dude go to hell.

men = ugly, hairy, messed up, dirty

go and live like that.. I dont care. Im a metro, yeah so what? I spend 3 hours grooming myself every fucking day before going to school, and even in school I still do make up. but you know what else? I also do Parkour, Soccer, I can throw knives and daggers, and I can blow your fucking head off with a sniper from miles away. if theres a pussy here, its not the metros, its you useless piece of ugly shits

[JKCpiggy]

@TheAaronFiles three hours is a bit much though...

Lol this is coming from a metro. hahaha

[lastswordfighter]

Where did all this feminized man bullshit come from? Being in touch with your emotion and being to express them effectively makes you a normal human. Trying being a normal human being for once instead of being a cryer or some testerone driven caveman.

[TheRuth101]

First guy interviewed metrosexual

[BUENMUNDOS]

you know, it takes me about half an hour to go to bed sometime.  That is funny

[CrimsonKangaroo]

If a girl cares too much about brands that is fail. But if a guy does so that's epic fail. Guys that look like pussies attract dominant women because they want to strap on fuck them lol

[marmaloon]

Metrosexual = useless ponce end of discussion :D

[sukuansnguan]

does it mean justin bieber and zach efron and other celeberties etc are metro?

[monk4328221]

@sukuansnguan pretty much

[Pmccaff2009]

@sukuansnguan Justin Bieber is just gay, but alot of male celebrities are yeah.

[mysticblood6]

i dont mind when a guy takes care of himself and his appearance but there is a limit..i mean if he goes to a nail salon to get his nails done....thats like a deal breaker for me...

[MrRuigni]

I probably have elements of both metro and retrosexual.

[magma3000]

I'm a metrosexual guy. I straighten my curly hair for an hour or more than 2 hours. Everytime I finish cutting my nails, I always use a nail filer to make them not jagged and sharp and rough. Whenever there's a little touch of rain, then I freak out and struggle to put on my hoodie

[micMAXkey]

fucking south :-P

[dgenerated]

I have metro qualities. And to be perfectly honest..People think i'm gay and woman will 99% of the time go for a guy who doesn't shower ,shave and is the most ignorant, obnoxious and sexist type to a metro!..Go figure!! How does that make ANY sense girls? If woman lump ALL guys in the ASSHOLE category..Why not think a little outside of the conventional norm and go for someone not possessing said qualities??

[WatWarrior22]

@dgenerated Well said

[sillychad18]

what's wrong with metrosexuality? if a guy wants to look good and dress nice we still get called metrosexual by uneducated people. but of course we are evidently metrosexual when we dress VERY nice. I'm trying to become a better metrosexual myself =)

[Ulrna]

The obvious neglect of falling into a (metrosexual) category seems dormant in the psyche of most of these idiots. :p

They always understate their need of both shampoo and clothing in hopes of not jeopardizing their claims to a caricature of manhood.

A man is a man only when he is Sure of it. Soaps, clothing and makeup is nothing more than things, they do not govern sexuality.

So why emphasize the caricature of misconception gender?

[WatWarrior22]

@Ulrna Outstanding analysis very articulate 

[MrChannelPromo]

i look like bert and earnie had a love child. xD

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

girls love tone Metrosexuals

girls dont like muscle ar all just like guys

[limesalza]

ok so the first guy says he hopes its over with?!!! nice peach shirt douche bag

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

omg best comment

[lladic2]

well it was a joke about me loooool

i'm macho my girl friend likes me xd

[dankovision]

well i have aids so i have to dress up nice to get girls. but after i ramrod them i dont dressup anymore because then their stuck with me and we have a connection via disease. They cant fuck anyone else! hahahaha unless their like me. But we get to die together soon.

[xXxHumpDeBump]

I just don't want my boyfriend to be prettier than me. :P

[lladic2]

I'm the man, ultimate alpha male and metrosexual. They always listen to me. Many girls called me 'angel'.

I don't mean to wear women clothes. I mean shaving myself, dressing ncie like mafia and some like a gentleman. I mixed this metro and something for myself. It's my original styles.

[kelshaknemron]

gay ass fucking shit shifting gaping holed purple warrior sucking makeup wearing pink shirt mother ducking faggot ass gay bitch

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

wtf

[lladic2]

Faggot? No, not really. You don't understand. I don't like beinga hairy like neanderthal. Women was hairy and had hairy legs since 1450 A.C. They always changes for themselves.

Why not male? Choose hairy to stay like neanderthal or shaved (legs, ass, torso) like an angel and beautiful. Otherwise intelligent, wise, passion and undenyable of beautifulness.

Shut the fuck up you fuking hairy neanderthal like monkey.

So shut the fuck up.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

indeed i love you

[ApeolaPhantom2]

Metrosexuals aren't that extreme... it's not like their all conceited.

[Twinman2]

Wait... these are the same tough guys who will use their girlfriend's creams when noone is watching. And these are the same women who will shudder when they see that a man has hair on his chest. On camera, of course, metrosexual is out.

[lladic2]

Stay like neanderthal 300 000 B.C. Or stay a metrosexual liek modern male of 2009.

Imagine it. I'm metrosexual and alpha.

[giugnhgbvinierngvb89]

so for u its weather black or white? dude, alpha? what the fuck is that??

u must be a FAGGOT and retarded for sure.

[hawgi888]

only rednecks dont like Metrosexuals LOL!

[alexgrinkov]

@hawgi888 ]

what if i'm a metrosexual redneck?

[AndrewKH85]

@hawgi888 No, people who arent jacked up in the head don't like 'metrosexuals' I'm tired of all this faggoty shit and manly women. If you like it,congrats, you have a weak mind.

[matman16]

Hrmmm, I'm hoping to find a mid-ground, but probably more metro-sexual than anything atm.

[omgcandy]

I'm a girl and I think metrosexuals are Sexy. :T (I'm not one of those love-rejects either, I've had many a man and one woman come after me. xD) There's nothing wrong with making yourself look nice! I mean hell, women dress up to look nice for men, why shouldn't a man dress up to look nice for a woman!? I love it when I see a clean guy

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

thank you

[omgcandy]

@SarethZhukov314

Personal preference, man. There are some dudes who LOVE chicks with short spiky hair and piercings. Some dudes like a tomboy. I'm just saying that it's nice when guys look after their appearance.

To clarify, by looking after themselves I don't just mean "polishing their nails" or "Acting like a chick". Granted, some guys will do that, and I DO know girls that like those kind of dudes. It's all about personal preference, man.

[SarethZhukov314]

you guys wonder why people give you hell. But really you don't have to look, talk, walk, act, and dress liek a chick to look good. You have football players who get all the girls and they dont do any of that Most women will prefer a guy who doesn't make her confused about her sexuality as if she was really dating a women. You'd think they were 2 lesbians until you were up close to say "oh wait, no boobs". And whats the guy going to do to defend himself or his girl if he needed? Most are passive

[omgcandy]

@SarethZhukov314

Like I said before, it's all about personal preference. I'm a girl, and I don't feel attracted to the stereotypical football guy AT ALL.

Not all metrosexuals are the fairy boys that you seem to be classifying them as. They just spend a lot of time with their appearance like a lot of chicks do. Dressing up AS a girl is tranny, not metro.

[MikordiChan]

@omgcandy Just cause a male dresses as a women does not mean their transexual. They could be in drag or just like crossdressing

[LittleEmoBoy001]

@omgcandy

I have alot of respect for gay men but none at all for 'metrosexuals'. I find them fake. I hate the fact that they try to talk like flamboyant gays just to attract idiotic females who think they can have a 'best gay friend/boyfriend'. It's a big fat pile of FAKE!

[rickybro]

@omgcandy dosnt mean hes gona need half hour to go to bed lol

[nielsmeijns123]

Say what you want, difference got to be there.

And ill find a girl who does like it =)

[sakuranohana89]

say what you want, I hate guys that have body hair( chest, back, legs and arms ) and have unibrows and don't care about how they look like at all. I'd like to see how a guy feels about a girl not waxing/shaving . I take good care of myself, and always try to look my best, so why shouldn't guys try to do the same? They wouldn't consider going out with a girl who's not perfectly groomed , yet they're so reluctant when it's about them...and the girls on this show..omg >.>

[MrToronto2009]

Dimitri The Lover is the first man in the world to set up an anti-metrosexual organization called the Toronto Real Men. If you go to torontorealmen /dot/ com you can read about it. Also, I have video footage in my favourites of Dimitri The Lover speaking about metrosexuals.

[Zutarawillwin]

They didn't get enough women in the vid talking about metrosexuals favorably. I, for one, quite like a guy who can get a bit in touch with his feminine side- that doesn't mean I want them really girly. I want them somewhat primped, but if they take more time than me to get ready to go out, it might be a tad difficult. Then again, I do want him to know how to dress himself up on certain occasions, and if that takes some times, so what. :)

[todossonunoshijosdes]

i take out the hair in between my eyebrows , clean my face before going to bed , do my hair before going out most of the time i take like 15 min. , don't like guys touching my hair ( if they're girls i don't care) , and people fukcing say that what i do is gay.. i don't even do much, besides i get like 100 times as more girls as they do so fuck you guys, because probably they can fucking have an entire surgery on their face and still look retarded is not my fault.

[goodlookin41]

you can be metrosexual and still be manly. metrosexual without being manly is gay. but mens can be metrosexual and still be manly.

[JRock005]

Are pimps metrosexuals???

[trueblueaussie100]

no there not

[11visionary11]

what is a metrosexual?

grooming and taking an interest in fashion?

My husband is a tradesman, likes beer, hockey....but when we go out he loves to drink martinies, dress classy, gets his hair done, excersises to look great, loves to go clothes shopping and loves shopping with me:) he watches fashion tv for the fashion. Who cares if your routine makes you happy? Isnt it possible to cahnge your unibrow and be a "man" ? Why does that make you a lable?

[boomboomrama]

Why can't everyone accept others for who they are. We're just so quick to judge.

[kelshaknemron]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BITCH

[KathranisProductions]

well is there something wrong about grooming yourself?

Or are you already happy being a beefy man or a geek?

Im a metrosexual, and Im proud to call myself sexy...

[dirtyboy830]

If you're a man and you wear make up, there is something wrong with you.

[ilurvm3nn]

hou, dumbass nigga, hou? :-|

[themelody979]

i will consider myself metrosexual but im also very manly in ways!!! i do weights, play football, talk about chick, drink beer, eat chips with a beer while a watch a football game but i still care about the way i look...like i wax my eyebrows to keep them clean, style my hair up, use a lot of skin products, do my nails so they can be clean etc....

theres nothing wrong with keeping it fresh and clean!!!

[EineNeueSchuhe]

Yea same here, i have enough clothes, hair, and skin stuff to fill up a european mall, girly face which i like. pink blow dryer, and sometimes mess around with looks like tight clothes and bright baby blues, but im also into a lot of stuff guys are into, i play sports, love cars, and am just as girl crazy as any manly guy

[moniequa]

take great care of yourself is a good thing, you don't need to be named metrosexual.

[profittlich]

ok waxing your eyebrows (unless its for preventing a uni-brow) and doing your nails is too much.

plus youre a hypocrite by saying you have a lot of confidence but using skin products and therefore denying your by-nature-given-look.

there is nothing wrong with trying to look attractive but as soon as you invest more thoughts about your outward appearance than on relevant things you just failed in life

[Zutarawillwin]

Exactly! That's taking care of your personal appearance- nothing wrong with that. I don't understand how more girls don't like that.

[hayleywilliams4life]

I Support:

HOMOSEXUAL

BISEXUAL

TRANSEXUAL

METROSEXUAL

HETEROSEXUAL

ANYSEXUAL

Deal with it...

[evilmboard]

metrosexuals are fags that havn't been ass fucked

[judastheloko2]

if you think like that i can say that you only score with fat trailer trash girls ha ha.

[Xadreos]

What's funny about this is that all the guys on this show talk about fashion and stuff and yet they honestly think they aren't metro. Are you f***ing kidding me? And WHY should anyone be proud to be a filthy unintelligible neanderthal? "I look like bert and ernie's love child", good for you, if you like looking like a freak, enjoy being a freak.

[collegeguy2009]

many of those goddamn hicks are awfully sexist... :-|

[fiof]

as one of the girls said "gross!"

[Blickter]

Best line ever, "I look like Bert and Ernie had a love child."

Dudes can do some things for themselves, but as far as I'm concerned, chest shaving, leg waxing, eyebrow waxing and makeup should not be in a guy's list of hygenic tasks.

[Nikolette11]

"gross"??????????? Is that girl serious? How is a guy liking his hair to be sparkly gross? As long as the guy still looks like a guy (eyebrows are not thinner than mine) acts like a guy (doesn't remind me of my gay shopping buddies) and is not overly obsessed with facials and manicures then. There is also a difference between a metrosexual who goes to a salon to get his hair styled and one who just takes long styling his hair, I'd prefer the one who takes long styling his hair.

[ITALDONNABUTTERFLY]

who frigan cares if a guy wants to take care of himself, he should, he just shouldnt be considered a wimp as for men wearing makeup i just doesnt think it suits men & is not attractive to me, but being well groomed, manicured, why not, dressing sharp why not, nice shoes, why not, armani men look good & are stylish, fit nothing wrong with that

[jokemasterslifer]

Hmm.. I dunno, sometimes I'm concerned about my hair being soft and not rough, but I sure as heck don't put on makeup or something, lol

[bluerose14]

lolz, his eyebrows were fine.

[tehbabygirl]

as far as like a guy taking care of himself as in getting hair cuts, keeping thier nails at least semi-short, and having good personal hygiene, thats all i ask. i dont want a guy thats higher maintenance than me. and i like the manly guys anyway lol.

[collegeguy2009]

manly men suck... :-)

[StarSpangledBunny]

There's nothing attractive about a man acting like a woman.

[FizzFari]

I look like Bert and Ernie had a love child. lmaoooo man ...that was too funny... he really does look like it! :)

[Asstricks]

lol I wanna shake bert and ernie's love child's hand!

What's his name? "Bernie"?

[perkele0079]

'I look like Bert and Ernie had a love child.'

Classic.

[closet113]

wow your not retarded

[chopperhead2011]

"metrosexual" is another spelling for "homosexual"

[500019579]

METROS GTFO

lol

[lethalblonde0911]

Huh....well that sucks for me. I am 100% attracted to metrosexuals. I love love love love LOVE them. Could not be any happier than with a guy in makeup and styled hair.

[trueblueaussie100]

would u still like a guy who is girlier than u?

[lethalblonde0911]

I have, I'm not super girly anyways.

[RainbowJessica]

lol that last guy was funny (and cute) i love how they put the quotes down "it makes my hair all sparkly" haha

[Beachmaiden]

When it takes your man twice as long to get ready .. it can get VERY annoying. When they check they're hair makeup .. scent, clothing and jewelry, it becomes .. reeeeeally strange. Everything in moderation.

[GreyMoose08]

there is nothing wrong with a man who takes good care of himself, just as long as he doesn't over do it with all the extra stuff. Metrosexuals are men who over do it.

[kyttikhat]

are bert and ernie going to sue?

[candygirldolce]

i think metrosexuals are hot. id rather not date some dirty hillbilly with a unibrow.

[lethalblonde0911]

AMEN

[4118273636]

The great news, at least for the producers who created this obvious contrivance, is that there will always be a bastion of so-called normalcy wrapped into desperate conformists.

[5Heliotrope]

OUT

[top2d2]

out

[ttlyunique]

i had to look up metrosexual to get what it means. :P

[WildCatXCutie27]

me too

[kockykunt]

im 25, male, straight in a rap group, i wear marilyn manson shirts, sometimes put on black nail polish and black eyeliner w/ a button down shirt out a to a club- why do I do it? cuz i just like the look. sometimes Ill do the grizzly black beard or the odd, eccentric look.

[WildCatXCutie27]

black nail polish, and eye liner? eww. go listen to 'i'm still a guy' by brad paisley... then you'll understand

[alberthadonlyone]

i knew what it means because it was in a south park episode^^