Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

[Samuel24842]

Beverly "Lets keep this between you and me"

Data: You don't tell me how to behave YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!

LOL

[Samuel24842]

This weakness disgusts ....I HATE IT!!

[Samuel24842]

I'm surpised you didn't use the line when O'Brian's wife is going into labor in "Disaster" where she says "like it or not this baby's coming *orgasm noise*"

[ryry20002]

favorite video of all time right here. epic

now someone jsut needs to make a complilation of everytime picard says "come"

[MrOrigami]

Raaarrrrrrghhhhh! and that is how you attract a trekkie.

[leahcimrac]

What would |Picard do?

CUM!

[Namaechan]

Ahhhh... I'm so childish.

[gomes1258]

Star Trek: The Sex ed Generation :3

[LarryPounder]

=)

[LarryPounder]

I'll better go down and make an evaluation.

[rasoros]

21 centimeters LOL

[TenouHaruka0]

Is THIS your idea of sex? *chicken jumps out into the hallway*

[TenouHaruka0]

"AAAAAGGGGGRRRRHHHHHH!!!! That is how the Klingon lures a mate."

[alekesam]

"There once was a woman named Venus..." lol. "Cum!" SPLAT! "I busted him up."

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

This show will never look the same again.

[mrlogicalman1]

sissy worf again in clues he went running to doctor crying his wrist hurt claimed captain said so what a cowardly sisiy

[esisolina1]

hahahaha ! :-D

somebody hold me ! please not boys ! :-P

i cant stand laughing ! :-D

[gemarrs]

Sex education for nerds. XD

[disbala]

1:18 Very good

[NickoRules17]

forgot when date fucked the blonde

[NickoRules17]

0:41 whats that from?

[ChrisTheJeweler]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jedimastergimli]

The next thing I know, there's a hissing ball of fur coming at my face!

[chrisman737]

This needs to be flagged for adult content!

Hah!

[chrisman737]

Once it was triggered it kept going....

(heavy breathing...).

LOL

[Ghostixe]

"That is not the correct port, sir." AH hahahaha

[suddenrushsarge]

4:20 is fucking hilarious!

[mekkabon]

I think if they showed this in sex ed classes it would clear up a loooot of misconceptions.

[jmsantander1]

6:33

[Mxlsptlk]

4:21

[GEOSTORM2K]

EPIC WIN!!!!

[morrjame8]

This should replace sex education in schools.

[TheJJMan217]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to

[45HATTIE]

Mmm so that what Sex is huh?

[CheaterGuy1998]

I never realised that ST : TNG had so many sex references in it...

[rosson1983]

I was with Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[bullss21]

This is so wrong... on so many levels. :D

[71ravn]

@bullss21 Don't forget "cleverly put together". Definitely funny whether you're a fan or not.

[Lee197234]

Still one of the most creative things I've found on YouTube. Whether you're a TNG fan or not.

[71ravn]

LOL!

"Prepare for RAMMING SPEED!"

....

"WE MISSED!"

[CheaterGuy1998]

EPIC MOMENT!

[lewisniven]

"What about plain old basic sex? You work up a sweat, you have a few laughs and you MAKE NEW FRIENDS"

[33ArcticAngel]

I thought this was hilarious...enjoyable for hard core Star Trek fans!!

[33ArcticAngel]

I thought this was hilarious

[csumjr]

Gates McFadden...the hottest redhead on TV....

[2112Zeppelin]

My friends and i watch this and see who can go the longest without laughing.... none of us ever makes it to the end.

[depechex]

This is pure sex art.

[Saanc8]

Funniest sh%# I've ever seen! Thanks dude

[RandomTandemTV]

THIS IS GENIUS! LMAO

[Necr0shade95]

What would Picard do? CUM! *splop* uhh kaplup! I busted him up!

Lol that bit made me laugh so freaking much, the sound Picard made after wesley got hit by the "CUM!" was what triggered the lulz

[CityofButterfly]

0:21 is my favorite Worf moment ever.

[swatdiver1]

That chicken had me in stiches.

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

amazing

[Hustmayorivick]

LMAO

[EnassiClothing]

hahahahahaha

[corky7ca]

Great job! I enjoyed it.

[TSCfan1]

lol love it funny good creation

[mtmoore31]

Freakin' Epic! I loved it!

[nasniamoon]

This is comical genius. I couldn't stop laughing.

[gatushka17pr]

Its great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

Awesomeness

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

What would picard do? Come! *splat*

[CastleG8]

i couldn't stop laughing

[zcallen]

thsi is so funny

[bendfocuspro]

#1 Geek Movie ever!

[Ghostixe]

HAHAHAHA OMFG, dude! Finally someone did something like this! I laugh at TNG all the time for references like these!

[xNightmareBeta]

118 religious sexual frustrated fucktard thumbed this down

[BljesakiOluja]

3:19 Does the voice remind you of Mass Effect?

[faa788]

@BljesakiOluja It should....Marina Sirtis (counselor Troi) was the voice of Matriarch Benezia

[BljesakiOluja]

@faa788

Seems the fact that they both need a fashion exorcist hasn't changed xD

[Lywnis]

@vtran31 that's not funny at all...that's horrible! You make little kittens cry

[Lywnis]

@viewwatchgori19 seek companionship a.s.a.p. !

[linguality]

How in the world did you forget to use the naked Q scene?

[ViewWatchGori19]

There are few things as sexy as Star Trek: The Next Generation.

[MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

Good lord. 10 minutes of material? wow

[vtran31]

and he never called her again..............

Classic Riker

[vtran31]

the best part? Gene Rodenberry fully intended us to to it that way

................. in the butt

= )

[ladyNiloriel]

Never fails to make me laugh. Really, really hard.

[GunnarSavage]

116 people will service.. US.

[VictorSixer]

This was just too damn funny. Nicely done.

[classiccarv8]

Nice one!

[Comradez]

DAMN RIGHT!...

[HauntyStarchild]

4:19 lol!

[gater1aid]

Hilarious. It puts the episode "A Fistful of Data's" in a whole new light ;)

[terrakeun]

This is too funny :)

[etherealdrow]

I cant stop laughing my dam face hurts from smiling haha... dammit i spilled my drink haha

[ShaolinViolin]

lol my jaw hurts from smiling for too long

[antiirony]

lol this video make me a lil horny

[FatticusStout]

I'm sick from laughing so much

[yourdarklords666]

LMFAO. WOW.



[butterscotchagain]

taste...my dessert.

[LifeOfAckers]

3:33 'we know that she is gagged' ... hahaha

[TheBoochan82]

Kekeke..Fill spaces...OMG WORF FACE...

[TheBoochan82]

Kekeke..Fill spaces...

[ododidit]

10 out of 10 man, that was fucking awesome! 

[Spacenuggetcadet]

0:57 it's cute!

[Jade10923]

best. orgasm. ever.

[Ybarchov21]

I had no idea till now you could say "That's what she said." to about 99% of Star Trek.

[missliss312a]

117 people will not be able to... come... this evening.

[Yahweigh]

LOL.

[mlechman]

I nearly passed out from laughing. I kid you not.

[afel33]

Makes me laugh every time. Great job.

[Gunner3210]

I will not be able to CUM this evening.

HAHAHAHH

[captainkayla1]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Laughed till I cried throughout the entire video!

[grumpytosnowwhite]

The series of exchanges at the end, right after the "orgasm" bit, are some of the most epically edited together lines of dialogue ever. The whole video has a brilliant arc — discussion of sex, sexual actions, actual sex, building intensity, climax, aftermath. Just BRILLIANT. And totally hilarious.

[orrdoggery]

"What would Picard do?"

"Come"

SPLAT

[mlechman]

@orrdoggery I about lost it laughing at that part!

[GunnarSavage]

@orrdoggery Qapla`!

[orrdoggery]

haha gold



[Kingdom007Hearts]

best compilation video ever.

[940825151]

Like that the last 3 minutes are only explosions XD

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

Last Line: "Will I ever see you again?"

"I'll call you the next time I pass through your star system."

What's funny is, Riker actually did just get done fucking that chick in the episode.

[grumpytosnowwhite]

@TheBackOfTheBoat Of course, she forced him to have sex with her in exchange for helping him escape, so he's not really being a jerk there.

[planetary109]

Oh my goodness, there are SOOO many things from this video I want to repeat because they're so god damn funny! "I wanted to stretch myself for a little" XD

[rmfelts]

Awesome thanks

[WilsonPerkins]

*smack* WE MISSED!! xD

[freaknmd]

When Dr. Crusher said you shouldn't swallow... YOU DON'T SWALLOW!

[Freedom21stCenturi]

Seriously the best video ever and the best series ever

[notparanoid28]

I tried to stay serious, but 4.16 - 4.25 cracked me up.

[gamesafoot16]

so well done

[terithar]

"Last time we did that I was sore for a week..."

[Siska0Robert]

1:17 HAHA!

[planetary109]

This was so fudging funny! So many good lines that can mean something sexual! "About this long, and this thick" "You do realize you'll have to crawl inside" "Unless you want to use tweezers" "I can feel the heat from here" I especially love it when a women says something like that ROFL!

[petegregs]

" Taste my desert " ROFL

4.16 hahah

[petegregs]

" Taste my desert " ROFL

[LadyBaelish]

Don't swallow it

[MarzX1802]

Oh god I can't stop laughing! XD

[bsdude010]

21cm.... Ohhhh... Thats good Commander. Very good.

Damn Right!

[RWT683]

"Let's just hope it doesn't blow us to kingdom come while it's figuring out how to blow us to kingdom come."

Amazing I never caught that ...LMAO.

[odinssverd]

should have some lines from Loud As a Whisper. Riva is so horny for Troi

[SteveTheVirgin38]

I AM A VIRGIN

[Kyronea]

Eh, I'm lazy so I don't feel like taking the time to list them all.

[ychilds99]

OMG this is too funny! Great job guys.

[Qohelethias]

The ones with Geordi were the best

[acer3573]

2:57 to 3:11 :D

[acer3573]

@derkwah Skin of Evil

[acer3573]

About this long, this thick...?

In your dreams, Mr. Crusher!! :p

[derkwah]

Does anyone know which episode 9:15 is from?

[Storms11]

I wish I knew what the episodes were. :o/

[Kyronea]

@Storms11 I can identify the vast majority of the episodes seen in this clip. Only a few are unknown to me and even then I can at least pin down the season.

I'mma nerd.

[Storms11]

@Kyronea really? I would love to know.

And that doesn't make you a nerd. Just someone who loved the show. :o)

[BrownCow360]

LMAO - "Is this your idea of sex?!"... *chicken flies out*

[kirok420]

I'm jealous.

[RedonYellow1]

This is too brilliant.

[Tessou]

They could have replaced season 1 of TNG with this, and I would have been satisfied.

[ilovedatasoong]

"It's all over you!"

"Yes Ensign...It's all over me"

[trademark310]

Classic, great work!

[polaris120990]

Is penetration possible?

I don't know just yet it may be an option.

[DirtyBastarification]

LMAO! Sigh*...gotta love dem internetz

[AnubisEye009]

KAPLAH!!!

[TheJustincase4]

"'THUD'....we MISSED!!! LMFAO!!!

[gusthejackrussell]

LMAO "What would Picard do?".... "Come!"

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

hehehehehehe fucking awesome, she has gagged data

[WiseFilmProduction]

HAHAHAAHA 4:23 :) hahaha Wesleys face.

[emstarkitty]

Oh, my gosh, so wrong!

I can't even quote a funniest part because there are so many!

[zibafu]

4:16 to 4:24 funniest thing ever

[Amorphysical]

Oh man...haven't laughed this much for so long, just awesome vid!

[wobbers99]

Who ever put this together is a genius!

Thrusters at full llooll

[TheBuster893]

funny.lmao. nice one.

[TheUnknowable2]

"21 centimeters? oh that's good commander." hilarious, although data's daughter saying "i will feel it for the both of us" is kind of disturbing. "and interface with my verbal program" so Dr. Soong covered that too. "Maybe a dimonstration model?" ha ha

[eepruls]

This is so well done. Congrats.

[mleprkr]

did data say you're not my mother? as is you are? as in using a contraction?

[SarahEmWeasley]

This is beyond epic!

[Savipalooza]

"I will not be able to come this evening."

[hadtomakeonetowatch]

1:05 lmfao

[SecretlyIrken]

I know out of all of these clips 0:38 is probably the most insignificant to ask about, but could someone do me a favor and tell me what episode it's from? I'd appreciate it. :B

[AzimoBLM]

@SecretlyIrken If you are talking about the one with the "rugged" guy, that would be The Outrageous Okona.

[tron81]

I can't imagine how much time it must have taken to find all of these clips.

[tulleuchen]

How on earth did someone compile all this?

[Shayrah]

4:20 EPIC!

[schr4nz]

@Shayrah so far i've been lolling the whole way through and i'm only at 2:30. have you ever seen this one: watch?v=pf9oD_xl8mI

[PinkProgram]

well this was disturbing ^_^

[jamauln1]

I see what you did there. Was kind of hard to with all the tears in my eye from laughing so hard.

[DINDRAGON]

I can't watch the whole video... I simply can't . I'm struggling to breath.

[IrishThunder18]

21 Centimeters.... *:O* Oooh, commander! That's good! That's very good!

[Savipalooza]

Arguably the best video on YouTube.

[1106843]

"wrong number one, it was the longest"..... damn right picard

[greyoldfellow]

1:18 lol