K.I.T. B.F.F.

[Try4nRunF0rC0v3r]

i call it food time. and then nap time. and then food nap time! that is my favorite time of all!

[flamemaster45able]

track sucks.

*o malley* U SUCK

[SaltShakerz93]

DIRTBAG!!!!

[ILikePandaBlades]

Simmons craps paper!?!? O.o

[laufableusername]

78 people think track dosnt suck

[hurt12398]

I think its ironic that the title is Red vs Blue and not Red & Blue vs Evil AI

Caboose: A...I?

shut up caboose.

[psychomantiskiller]

shit just got real

[IceWarriorsChannel]

TODAYYY IS A GOOD DAYYY TOOOteleport.

[LethalConformity]

"I think this is what they call the calm before the storm."

"I call it nap time... Which is right before food time, then comes food/nap time!"

[h0minid25]

Tell em' Big Daddy.

[rtCirkus]

Which episode does Sarge say, "Today's a good day to die!"

[TheShadowW0lf]

@rtCirkus this ep... ep 19

[unknownmysteryguy]

"So now we're forced to work together... How Ironic"

"No that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!"

"No, Ironic would be if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him!"

"I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds"

"I think it would be ironic if we were all made out of iron!"

[MShadowFromLoL]

wasnt church stationed at that map earlier in his like he said? when Tex killed everyone but him...

[1212MikeO]

i got a boner 4 murder!

[Caboosesbiggestfan]

"Code word 'dirtbag"

[ffrmaster34]

Don't know why I didn't catch this until 2012 while rewatching every episode but, Hueves is Thursday not Tuesday at 3:54

[chris11234567]

GOODBYE MAJOR CINNAMON BUN I WILL ALWAYS MISS YOUR BUTTERY GOODNESS!

[lovetwilight4evr]

I got a boner for murder! :D

[mxm2400]

"Well....That's not gonna be very good for business." Rofl

[SoftGamerX]

"Two can play at this game. Codeword: Dirtbag. *hits him* ahh son of a bitch.

[713Meza]

I got a boner for murder lol

[umimoon12]

you tell them big daddy! rofl

[gallomimia1]

Wonderful! Sargeant can make robots but can't even fix a warthog!

[nyroc65]

This is getting confusing.

[katehill09]

how are they in the military and not know military time? lol

[Tortaco216]

I love the Flatliners quote by sarge!

[stueeps1]

lol tex is back and can kill the guy that killed her

[stueeps1]

"i think this is what they call the calm befor the storm"

"i call it nap time"

lol

[FallenSaintsINC]

It would be cool if that binary note actually said something.

[facnypantsman23]

Does anyone know if they sell RVB Shirts? I would buy one.

[ah66able]

@facnypantsman23 Yes they sell them on the red vs blue website

[arctrooperproduction]

Caboose gets a friend and all he can say is: "Private Donut? That sounds like private Biscuit."

[Dreadlord67]

Caboose and Donut <3

[purefatdude2]

anyone notice the color is Tex's and Church's?

[MrCreamsicle101]

so is grif geoff from fails of the weak

[5432shadow]

@MrCreamsicle101 no geoff is griff then they made fails of the week

[AZproductions117]

@5432shadow WEAK, Fails of the WEAK

[5432shadow]

@AZproductions117 ok ok calm down

[DEWBLASTER1]

"hey simons why is this paper coming out of your ass?" best quote of the episode mabey the season

[Heater294]

OMG! Its the Cave Devil!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

XD

[XxJONNYxCAKESxX]

Track sucks

YOU SUCK!

[cpzd83]

whats the song at the end if its a song lol



[undeadhollywood13]

umm how did sheila get on the top of the red base?

[TheDesperatemuslim]

did you just shoot yourself in the foot... User error

[HeroofMightandmagic1]

ITS A GOOD DAY TO TELEPORT!!!!! XD

[BRINGEROFPAIN97]

track sucks  u suck

[Life4MusicLover]

Did anyone else hear Shiela say 'You tell them BIG DADDY?' O_O

[youareapingas42]

DIRTBAG!

*bee-boop*

Eep!

*le smash*

[TFRAZER666]

does anyone else notice at 4:29 caboose points his gun at doughnut and doughnut backs away

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

@TFRAZER666 smart move on Donuts part

[studentshadow1]

i find is funny that church gets telaported to sidewinder and he told the story about it to tuker and yet he dont refrence that he had been there before. insted we get *church* "where the hell are we?!"

[mehgamer1]

why is it that a series named red vs blue often ends seasons by the two teams uniting under a common goal...

[Heater294]

This is Donut and Caboose's season.

[JiTTeRRaGe]

i will never know how the hekk you guys got the fucking tank up there

[theoblivious]

@JiTTeRRaGe They're RoosterTeeth, I don't think there's anything about Halo they haven't figured out yet.

[21robertman]

"Oh my God. It's the Cave Devil. Run for lives!"

Donut truly has probelms.

[21robertman]

What did Lopez say at 8:18? There aren't any captions. Please respond.

[CODUnofficialChannel]

@21robertman im pretty sure he said wghat the hell is that

[21robertman]

@CODUnofficialChannel thank you!

[CharletteAndMo]

Well, according to Tucker, Simmons and Grif are in love.

[LadiesOfTheDust]

@CharletteAndMo Well, Okay then.

[tanrdz0327]

@CharletteAndMo and also according to tucker there's no red vs blue :(

[tanrdz0327]

@tanrdz0327 it at 8:09

[IReTaRdSI]

Everyone's watching in season 2 playlist :)

[TheOdd1000]

I think it would be ironic if everyone were made of iron...

[ShadowRising00]

hey simmons y is there paper coming out of your ass

[SirLuxrail]

"I've got a boner for MURDER!"

[888deaththekid]

holy shit youtube updated!

[ImprovmanZero]

6 A.M.?  Why meet at 6 A.M.?

[flockingseagull]

@ImprovmanZero if you havent noticed the sun never sets so i think that time is just a joke

[someguythatplaysbass]

Lopez: Lopez the heavy takes orders from your kind no more.

Shella: Tell him big daddy

XD

[bundabunbun]

does anyone know the name of that song at the end???

[TheOdd1000]

@bundabunbun cheese in the morning

[SugarHoneyIceTeee]

IVE GOT A BONER FOR MUUURRDEERR!! xD

[Jafahshow]

Church doesn't know military time... and everyone makes fun of Griff.

[Jackboy019]

somehow this is more entertaininng then todays shows!

[nousername1334]

Hey Grif, why are you looking at Simmons' Ass?

And Caboose-"Hey Church, how come Tucker gets to nap in the middle of a battle and I don't?"-He is such a moron.

Tucker-"Church, the purple guy. . .No, he's an asshole"-Those would be his last words :D

[nousername1334]

Hey Grif, why are you looking at Simmons' Ass?

[MultiScarface7]

you know that music the robot made in the begining thats from a moivie...forget what movie it involves aliens of some sort

[WolfeStar566599]

i got a bonner for murder :P that kills me

[WolfeStar566599]

coobose and doughnut shouldget married :P

[ZeroPath5]

11:32 I spy with my little eye Doc/O'Malley's vehicle

[MyGamer125]

"I think it would be ironic if we were all made of iron." That's got to be the smartest thing Caboose ever said

[47Rockerfreak]

77 people don't have a boner for murder.

[EpicLDC]

2 seasons down, 7 to go...

[OldSkyStudios]

Somewhere between 33 and 34 something must have happened because I am lost

[TimtheSTALKER]

" I've got a boner for murder! " I died a little inside from that. ROFL.

[Stebow1990]

''doo de do doo WAGGG'' lol

[MegaQuinners]

codeword dirtbag whak! why dont they use it against the blues?

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Excuse me Simmons,

why is there paper coming out of your ass...?

[2374jonathan]

jueves is kind of thursday not tuesday



[3MPTYM3LODI3S]

*Soft music/Retarded Robot Duck Noise*

-Translation-

"Stick it. You're not my real dad."

I'm dying hahaha

[artix273]

guard: freeze! dirtbag

robot #2 hits grif

[TrisketsCheese]

77 people are dirtbags- OW! Mother fucker!

[GGGINGE]

the command guy is hilarious

[gamer953]

i WANT  A CODEWORD DIRTBAG TEESHIRT

[kamberlin22]

stupid gut!

[IEatZombies666]

i got a boner from violence.lol

[sonicprop97]

i think it would be ironic if everyone was made out of iron :)

))

[thomasw011]

11:31

"today seems like a good day to-" Engineer, is that you?

[qjf2e4]

77 people got hit when somebody yeld out codeword dirtbag

[thomasw011]

Parabola of mystery... I'm gonna have to use that in my next math class.

[peteyroxx]

I GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!!!!

[johnapple96]

How is 101001 001 01. 011 0111100 0110 010 "11001" 01001 110. 010010 010-010 00011 0. saying that lopex and sheila went to form their robot army and saying that they wanted to meet in the middle of the canyon to discuss terms of defeat and/or surrender?

[Unreal92895]

@johnapple96 It is binary code, its used by computers to translate what we type so they can understand it but it takes 8 numbers or bits to make a letter or byte.

[theastroman110]

@johnapple96 binary code?

[sverredennye]

@johnapple96 in computers, they use only 1 and 0 to create other numbers and/or alphabet

[Beantown142]

Its language for computers, computers programmers write the information of machines they build in this format.

[zombiegirl0071]

@johnapple96 binary

[kinz986]

@johnapple96 Its Binary

[MrPuddingTaco]

Griff: Hey, Simmons? Why is there paper coming out of your ass?

[ApprenticeNick]

Parabola of Mystery? ...Game idea.

[kowalski2m]

...Grimmons reference! xD

[rancorlover]

halo 2

[rockintatertot]

This is my second time watching the series, and i am still confused.... So is Vic just trolling the two teams?

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

@rockintatertot yupp

[FANOFTHESYNDICATE]

6000th like!!!

[haqq17]

@FANOFTHESYNDICATE i'm 6001!

[marz1n]

"i got a boner for murder"XD

[MrCoolomon1]

"I would find it ironic, if everyone was made of iron!"

LOL

[20sat92]

Shiela: tell em big daddy xDDDD

[gumplop]

umknown snow enimy: FREEZE DIRTBAG

(BEDEEP) ropbot punches grif! LOL

[haloisawsome1359]

STOP QUOTING

[haloisawsome1359]

how do they get the spartans to put their guns down

[aMAC1320]

@haloisawsome1359 They just look at the ground

[Kidheart89]

I think it would be ironic if we were all made of iron

Caboose way 2 be a hilarious dumb ass

[Kidheart89]

Track sucks

YOU SUCK

[Ammoniumbicarbonat]

Why is there paper coming out of your ass?

[TheHolyPorkchop]

I love the end!

[sydneycrosbysucks]

im lost someone explain to me what the hell just happened

[CanineArachnid]

It has been concluded. Caboose is dumber than Donut. "You will forever and always be my friend." - Donut. "Donut sounds like Biscuit." -Caboose.

[Sinnistering]

@CanineArachnid No, the dumbness of the two can never be compared. While they are not equal in stupidity, their idiocy is monumental. So monumental, in fact, that ordinary ways of determining how stupid someone is are inaccurate. As such, we have had to determine other ways of measuring stupidity, and while they are unable to give a perfect result, we have determined that the two are, and I quote, "the stupidest beings ever to be created."

[Ketangi]

@megamandude455 i know its freakin stupid

[DaWaffledude]

Now I'm confused.

[Heater294]

...why is my Reaction "LOL"? That's not even an option...

[Raveman01]

3:53 jueves=thursday and martes=tuesday

WHAT THE EYEFFFF?!

[Randomshadow44]

"Track sucks."

"You suck!!!!"

[Heater294]

Oh my God! Its the cave devil! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! XD

This episode is halarious.

[that6random6guy6]

i got a boner for murder funniest line ever

[lilj0013]

ohh man tex is gonna fuck up donut

[GreenSlates]

8:46 the doc dies ?

[AirMc1]

that waz a long ep. but it seemed as long as the rest. So let me get this straight blues teleporter is set 4 the middle while red's teleporter is set 4 everywhere else. I wanna ask y but i knw they'll probaly tell me later. I wz gonna ask earlier y doesnt red every use their teleporter and now i knw y

[TigerBarb33]

insert any caboose quote here :)

[XxsgtTeasp00nxX]

WTF i have to choose an advert or have commercial breks on a YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!

[megabrain96]

lol lopez said jueves, which means Thursday, but the subtitle said Tuesday x.x

[benalves95]

05m11s "Tell them big daddy"

[Raveman01]

Me: WHAT IS GOING OOOOON!!!!!?????

[memoriesetaflame100]

anybody else see that thing disappear on floor at 11:03

[AirMc1]

@memoriesetaflame100 its a grenade and thats always happenin

[Noguera1100]

"I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron" lmfao

[LXDARKD3M0NXL11]

they used my name for a robot well first name

[benanderson95]

4:25 Donuts mind: WHOOOOOOOOW CABOOSE!. WATCH WHERE YOUR POINTING THAT THING :D

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

triangle of confusion rhumbus of terror perabler of mystery! NO ONE CARES1

[RandomNess1527]

*at the end*

"Drop your weapons!!!"

Drop em now Dirtbag!"

Beep!! Grif; OH Cmon!!!

[RisinLegend]

sarge: robot number 2 codeword... dirtbag

*robot whacks grif*

simmons: That's awesome sir, let me try let me try. Code word dirtbag

*robot punches grif*

Grif: ok 2 can play this game codeword dirtbag.

*roblot punches Grif*

HAHAHAHAH

[RisinLegend]

"son, did u just shoot yrself in the foot?" At 1:18

[awesomejoe12]

Robot number 2's close encounters talk almost made me shit myself with laughter

[benanderson95]

"Track sucks"

"YOU SUCK"

[Muirbidul]

@airboykiller101 I just felt like checking...

there are over 380 pages of comments for this one video, and the very first says just:

"aaghh"

by the guy i am responding to. :<

[Muirbidul]

This is where it gets complicated, oddly.

I love the Tagline for season 3:

The Battle for Blood Gulch now is beyond Red Vs Blue.

[Failseeker0]

WTF lol 1:54 was that from encounter of the third kind or first encounter..... i forget

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

HAHAHAHAHAHA the ending is so anti cliche!

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

THIS IS ONE CRAZY EPISODE!!!!!! XD XD XD

[YourMasterDennis001]

Vick what are you doing?!

[Sonicman379]

no its like griff truns sides and sarge says codeword dirtbag! dirtbag

[thethirdiii1]

I SAID FREEZE DIRTBAGS

[jamodude56]

Keep In Touch. Best Friends Forever

[kelligor]

codeword dirtbag!

[BloodSoakedWulf]

All hail food-nap time.

[CharletteAndMo]

Wait... Who's in love?

[cddm95ace]

how is sheila on the base?

[skycullen04]

I call it naptime which is right before food time which is right before.........NAP FOOD TIME!!

[MrLukehardcore]

sheila + tex= same person

[962acgqz68]

@MrLukehardcore They aren't the same fucking people.

Tex is an A.I. based off of someone from the Director of Project Freelancer's past.

Sheila's name is actually Phyliss, but was changed by Church during his time travel.

God damn....

[MrGeorgeFlorcus]

"I think it would be Ironic if everyone where made out or iron."

That quote is T-Shirt worthy.

[DestroyerOfSense000]

I want to be bored and sarcastic like them... wait... I already am... I just want to be around more of me :P