Flight of the Conchords - New Zealand Tribute

[rkb12345678910]

"There's a dog in the New Zealand section..." hahahahah, I don't know, he just gets me! :L

[sivvyx01]

Love NZ folk, I am Australian - I want to move there eventually - so amazingly peaceful and lovely. Also - if you do no like FOTC, do not fucking watch it! Simple.

[TennyCourtenay]

Hahahahaha xD :D

[slash4689]

shouldn't be arguing in front of the map lol classic

[Eternal1Truth]

Its unfortunate we Americans don't know much about New Zealand but we do know that it's a lovely country. And no, we don't hate Britain or New Zealand. That's utter nonsense within the show for the sake of humor. Without Britain, there would be no America.

[boxing238]

@Eternal1Truth if it wasnt for britain there wouldnt be no new zealand either NZ was built on immagrints just like america

[AndrewTraceur]

Crickey!

[mariomadayag]

Funnnnnnyyyyieeee!!!!

[cwskin69]

Lmao, "let's jus calm down alright, we shouldn't even be arguing infront of the map it's not rite,.....yeah ur rite"

[MegaCarving]

Haha I love it when were included in shows!

[happik]

Just wondering..... was that Taika Waititi on that telephone ad? Just thought it looked like him.

[fellXhouseXranger]

@happik

sorry to reply to a 5 month old comment, but yeah it probably is him...i know he directed one or two episodes and you're right it looks a lot like him, probably is him.

[skullover34]

A tribute to all kiwis

[dmerschen]

LOL!!! "We shouldnt argue in front of the map"

[electroplox]

Lol nz all the way bruv!!

[hunha991]

Ha the telephone ad is so good!

[wunderkind42]

NEW ZEALAND REPRESENT!!!!!

[cutiezpiez]

Haha NZ is awesome and no the Americans don't know a lot about our country I mean wth we have to study about American history in our schools! NZ made up some decent things too you know and we don't get acknowledged for it.

[IIB20VTEC]

Americans dont study anything outside of america! Thats why they think England is in south america.

[Zggrt443]

ahahaha Awesome. FOTC rule!

Yeah, it's true Americans don't know a lot about NZ.

I'm Kiwi and I met some Americans and told them that flocks of sheep roam through our cities and terrorise the inhabitants and the Govt. sponsors anti-sheep patrol groups that protect the toruists.

They believed every word.

[meganalo]

OK, I'm American and I can tell you that not EVERY American is that stupid. A lot are sure, but don't bunch us all together!

[kronik191]

access ? r u fuckin retarded?

[noidea711]

niiiiiiice!!

[wildernessbrotha]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY

[MALOSINZ]

"We shouldn't argue in front of the map!" OMG that's funny! GO NZ!

[rubbermuck]

when he said: "that's not a knife", he made me think of a similar scene in Crocodile Dundee, where he pulls out his hunting knife.

[FightinSwedeFR]

no way

[emarum]

i believe that was the point...

[InternetBanger001]

I hated it when my American friend used to lecture me on how to spell correctly. "It's 'spelled' not 'spelt', 'color' not 'colour' and 'center' not 'centre'." I told him that 'spelt' is acceptable but the idiot didn't believe me......oh well

[InternetBanger001]

'or that they spell words slightly differently, some would say more correctly'

lol

[MitchKid1991]

New Zealand probably won't do to well this weekend in the bledisloe cup. We have a pretty weak squad at the moment

[Exalt4KoRn]

ahem...

[applesauce0piggy]

I believe your right on that matter... I think minorities was the wrong word.... Ah well, it was late. There's no telling what I meant :P

[Chrischlifischli]

nz accent is the one and only :D

[amness1a]

lol, im scottish and im sorry but anyone who gets a new zealander and a scottish accent confused should be sent off to live around the world until they know how to recognise the basic accents of the english language :P

[kiwidud3]

socttish is the most difficult access to understand lol

[rubbermuck]

accent

[jpx08]

Yeah. The Scottish accent is difficult especially the Glaswegian Scottish accent.

[MitchKid1991]

New Zealand actually dominates Australia in sports even though there is only 4 milllion people in NZ

[Exalt4KoRn]

yeah, in terms of a population ratio we actually kick every countries asses. we have the best medal-to-population ratio in the olympics...

[XxFooFightinxX]

"I don't know how you guys do things in Europe."

"New Zealand."

"Yeah probably!"

&

"Look, I don't know how they do things back in England!"

"New Zealand."

"Yeah whatever, I don't really give a shit!"

ROFL!

[159mychemicalromance]

ahahhah "shut up you english faggots!"

[logangee3]

My bad, mistake on spelling - New Zealand :D

[AdamDuffield]

Thats not a knife!

Yes it is

Oh yes it is!

[mmondoux]

I as a Canadian have realized that the Kiwi-Aussie conflict (if you will) is not much different between the US-Canada conflict. I say this because both Canada and NZ deal with confusion of identity by foreigners as well as the 'animosity' between the two peoples. Furthermore, Canadians like Kiwis, reject the culture of the other (US/Aussie). US dominates sports except Hockey, Aus. dominates sports except Rugby...go All Blacks! We have our own 'culture' but many assume we're the same people!

[YesIamAPilot]

Canada vs. US is nothing like Aus. vs. NZ. For starters, we dont actually try to make them accept our culture, we just like taking the piss out of them, and they like to do it back. I am australian and I think its great, some of the things the kiwis say about aus is hilarious. We love the kiwis, and I hope they feel the same. btw Wallabies are way better than the kiwis, check your facts bro.

[blUdz18]

Wallabies? Better than the Allblacks!!!!

You make me laugh kid...

[East2000a]

We love ya too Oz, especially when we win the Rugby!! :)

[Exalt4KoRn]

bledisloe cup this weekend - or should i say all blacks cup :D

[logangee3]

Though most of us (im Canadian as well) dont even get mad, they say oh you are from USA? im like No Canada - Not a big deal to me, not sure about down there though. Canada + New Zeland = Caniwi ....its pretty much the best thing ever.

[applesauce0piggy]

Canada, And New Zealand, And pretty much all English speaking minorities, trump America in every imaginable way.

And i say that as an American.

[peter11chapman]

theres a dog in the new zealand section haha

[faltat2]

is dave demitri martin cuz it looks alot like him and sounds like him?

[jessfulloffun]

No, but demitri martin is in an episode.

[circasurvive04]

hahahah

"we shouldnt even be arguing infornt of the map"

[KraZynessKinGZ]

lol and did you see the map? it was like blank with only 2 markd places

[circasurvive04]

lmfao ahahh

i didint even notice that teh first time i just rewatched it!

haha thats hilarious

[MALOSINZ]

Haha...is that Picton and Whakatane? Maybe Blenheim and Whakatane?

[Truthahn0]

ahahahahahahah rofl :D ahhahahaha XD omg :D hahaha they're just awesome :)

[blUdz18]

FOTC Rule!!!! I'm a Kiwi and I love our Aussie neighbors.. we have had this friendly feud for as long as I can remember.. I hope Aussies who watch this wont take too much offense.. we like to take the piss out of them and vice versa. Its all in good fun

Long live the Trans-Tasman spirit!!!!

(=

[8895bob]

i love the thats not a knife line takin from crocodile dundee

[ToaMumbo]

go nz i live in nz

[LoiciaWare]

the fruit guy was in the recent season of scrubs and now he's in parks and recreation.

[witjunkie]

Killer show! Funniest thing on TV.

Visiting the Philippines I met an Aussie at the beach who spoke non stop for 5-6 minutes. Couldn't understand a word except "gidday". Same with the Aussies in this clip. I can understand the NZers, however.

[jjryanryan]

fuk you all

[88ashyrulz88]

I love kiwis. I'm an Aussie. We don't take offence to a lot. We give each other shit all the time...

[pkmaster666]

You shouldn't be arguing in front of the map!

[MiGoLaNdMaNtA619]

Ha ha aha aha .

LMAO

This was some funny shit..!

And imma kiwi. Some aussies in Sydney are uptight. But in other places they are REALLy nice. And stop calling me FUSHNCHUPS!!!!

[Clerkofcourts]

The have just started to Air Series two here in Australia and in the US.

[Clerkofcourts]

In Australia, they have just recently relaxed the TV Local content rules. We now get a lot more New Zealand Shows, and this by far is the BEST ever to come across to our shores. Yea they hang shit on Aussies, but on them selves as well. As Aussies and Kiwis we can take it. We have died side by sides in past wars. We are best Mates and we look after each other.

[badboybrettjones]

wow thats deep...you are watching a fotc vid btw haha

[huwboo09]

yeh,coz dyin side by side is the same as takin a joke

[KokiriKidz]

I'm a Kiwi living in Aussie and I like both places XD

Love this show too.

[Smartboxx2]

Croatians

[LilCrimsonNemo]

Lol wow just wow XD

Most of that shit made me laugh my ass off

[drrober]

I love this show! And I love the kiwi vs aussie running joke on FOTC. I used to live in Aust. and the friendly rivalry was always a source of amusement. Thanks for compiling, I really enjoyed it. :-)

[KiwiValhalla]

I'm a kiwi married to an aussie so I'm doing by bit for trans-Tasman relations!

I love the add for the telephone, they should write adds for real :-)

[antcell]

"oh cmon man..the NZ/Aussie thing is a two way friendly, dry make believe disrespect.

weve got no reason to dislike each other...we fought alongside and died together for lords sake!...

the "'cross tasman thing" is just a smokescreen..from behind it we're all laughing together."

my sentiments exactly. nice one dude

[Glenboy21]

My thoughts exactly. Keep up the good work!

[FlightConchords]

Cmon everyone try to get along this is getting ridiculous dont make us block you, now. *shakes finger*

[bnewman227]

dont worry FC. you will always get morons in every sample of people. theres not much you can do. block it if you have to, so the rest of us- who do "get it", dont have to read the ramblings of the mentally challenged.

[TheHardwarePros]

God knows I dont give a crap about Australia/New Zealand conflict. Id much rather live in Australia than in America.

[abcdefucka]

hey fuck u cunt bag asshole say dat 2 an aussielike me 2 my face u assholefuckmunch u must be a fucken leb cos u cant just say dat bout peeps dat dont do shit 2 u wat did aussies do

[Julius314159]

Look who can talk like a tough retarded monkey online...oohhh intimidating! Cunt!

[neohubris]

Aussies can go fuck themselves

[bnewman227]

oh cmon man..the NZ/Aussie thing is a two way friendly, dry make believe disrespect.

weve got no reason to dislike each other...we fought alongside and died together for lords sake!...

the "'cross tasman thing" is just a smokescreen..from behind it we're all laughing together.

you got that?- you stupid dumb kiwi.

[dayze27]

bnewman227 u dumb kaka hes not even a kiwi

well according to his profile hes canadian

[bnewman227]

im not even answering him. im just making comment on the nz/aussie thing. the comment- dumb kiwi is an example of that..for those who are reading..not specifically for neo. i cant believe i had to explain this..i assumed that the conversation was with mature adults. my mistake...oh and ps, i dont view ppl's profiles...anyone can use someone else's profile to sign in. my profile isnt me.

[twihardforlife]

"I don't want my customers complaining that our fruit tastes like New Zealanders"

"Oh, Okay well, thank you very much"

[heyhey929]

New Zealand all the way!!!

[Chocman86]

haha thats funny

[AmbrosiaLady]

hah no arguing in front of the map!!!!

[ette4eva]

GO KIWI's WOOT! WOOT!!

[iGrizzliestBear]

"there's a dog in the new zealand section." haha!!!!!!!!

[flavorboy]

haha

[Glenboy21]

New Zealand is great. Fly you kiwis!

[danielpatrickshay]

hahaha, "...theres a dog in the New Zealand section"

[MetalMilitia420311]

Ha... I think the big joke about this is that most Americans have never met anyone from NZ and really know nothing about the country.

[DebBoarRah]

I love it how Flight of the Conchord's are educating the world on how different Australians and New Zealanders are.

I just hope it was a joke when it said that New Zealanders are the most hated race in America

[jcbeckettnz]

If you watch the episode you will see that the fruit dude has kiwis mixed up with aussies. Do a search for "flight of the conchords racism" on youtube.

[rocku775]

Yeah me too...that would really suk if it was true...

[bnewman227]

you are ALL missing the point completely. FoTC are on many levels of humour- subtle and deliberate. This is an example of why they are popular as its quirky, subtle and satirical. The joke isnt on NZ or Aussies- directly (it is indirectly as can be seen by the responders to this clip)- its a cross sectional view at national pride and racisn in the US primarily..in this case a US minority lashing out at an even more minor group...its not the lashing thats the funny bit...

[obammasupporter]

lol dave is really stupid he was thinking of british any way. as for most hated race its. black/ arabic /latino.

[jaegerhund]

No ----- the idea of New Zealanders or the Brits for that matter being hated in the U.S. is just nonsense and humorous (humourous). The "oppressors" ----- I'd say in truth, if you came here, people would be fascinated with your accent but might mislabel you --but with no animosity. They would probably be as familiar with your country as you would be with one of our states.

[doc7114]

Yeah. Lol, we americans really arent rascist against british or new zealanders at all. That is why it is a joke. They wouldn't kid around about it if it was real rascism.

[eddywatwat]

the american's love the english out there

[schermanfreak]

'let's not argue in front of the map'

[skatingatvrider]

yea new zealand

[konoOkama]

"Prejudism" is not a word.

[AngelofMusic2006]

That's the joke.

[lockedinthedorm]

you didnt put the new zealand rocks!!!!! poster in there!! haha awesome video

[beelily]

"i dont know how you guys do things in europe-"

"new zealand"

"yeah! probably!"

[sarsnz]

"Theres a dog in the New Zealand section" haha

[foof76]

LOL! I don't know how I missed this one, I always love your videos! Good job, girl!

[amoebagig]

Likewise, i'm sure! I'm working on one for Bret's b-day....Having sooo much fun!!!!!

[chickenkarma]

YAY BRET'S B-DAY!!!!

I'm sure it's going to come out great!! ^3^

[kellencolewright]

haha very nicely put together, 5 stars

[jazzymojoe]

assiz rocks! watch him in Human Giant!

[wgebhard]

"Show him the knife" "thats nit a knife" "yes it is" "oh that is a knife" lol

[ihateualot999]

the 'wheres the caaaaaa' wasnt in it lol, thats the best

[dontwannausername]

"We shouldn't be arguing infront of the map!"

rofl.

[uberathlete]

Crikey.  LOL

[DrivinWest]

This show is by far the greatest American/New Zealander collaboration since Burt Munro's run on the Bonneville Salt Flats!

[pouvoirdemer]

absolutely brilliant! i love the map scene haha

[sarsnz]

haha yea i agree

[ryanthelion69]

What does the girl say at 00:39? "There's ???"

[FlightConchords]

Coco: "There's vikings there right?"

Bret:  "yeah"

[ryanthelion69]

Oh "vikings"! Haha thanks

[bbfringe]

they should come home for more inspiration!!

[eastjame]

thats what they're doing. they're living in wellington at the moment while they write the second series.

[hannahmwalsh]

bahahaha god bless new zealand!!

i'm going to show this to all my american mates!

[Emylou258]

i love these guys wish they would come back to the UK!!!!!! i've not seen all of these episodes as they don't show them on English telly,but i will hunt them down on the net!!

wow do Americans really hate us lot that much?!lol

thanks for posting!!!!!

[FlightConchords]

Good News...the HBO Series is being released in the UK TODAY! It'll be release is the US next week.  You MUST buy it...totally worth it!

[JustSeanie]

they show the series on BBC4 on a Saturday actually as far as I know.

[iloveokie]

we don't hate the english. we just think they're a bit weird and talk funny

[XxChloe22xX]

ha, right back at you mate!lol

[JenntheGreat50]

I have a question. Are you saying it from the clip or your opinion. Just my question.

[standinblack11]

wat episod is the 1 with the rasicm?

[FlightConchords]

most of the racism stuff is from episode 7, called "Drive By".

[standinblack11]

thanks I found it-love these guys! :)

[SelindaLovett]

Oh my god, I love it!