THE BUS RULES!

[iluvsingin97]

looolsz da way she goes no DIKHED

[106loveheart]

My dad is a bus driver n one time these 'kids' gave him £20 expecting him to give him all his change to them , lol so he jus took it and told them 'thanks u can go sit down now' looooooool

[SirthomasArt]

I'm going to throw in my AMERICAN Bus rules:

Hispanics if you have 25 kids DON'T get yo' ass on the bus and expect me to give up my seat to you and yo' crumb snatchers.

Bus rule #2:

If you know you smell musty don't stand yo' stinky ass over me with your hand on the high pole and with arm-pit funk flying in my face.

Bus rule #3

Bums need to stop f*kn talkin' your breath smell like alcohol and I'm really not listening to the bullsh*t you're saying.

Got that off my chest. lol

[Adrianaaa2605]

im creasing lmaoooo you're hilarious

[kimmoyharris]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool tooo funny

dis guy sat pon my leg looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[MrMacki101]

if ur not hood ...DO NOT SIT AT THE BACK OF THE UPPER DECK...its rude

[simssorock]

Dont come on public transport if you dont wash

[maadheaad]

Actually its £1.30 single bus fare :P lov your videos!!! x

[AsiaFunki]

When the bus is full. don't give a person dirty looks just because they've decided 2 sit next 2 u. U don't own the seat n u don't own the bus either. By the way if u are a dirty person with bad hygiene then sit by urself or better make sure 2 change ur clothes so all of ur smelly sweat/odour will not stick on the seat. Yes everybody sweats but sum ppl r worse because they don't clean themselves properly, n I'm talking about those individuals.

[cameraman1265]

Dont eat stinky food blad

[Best01Actor]

nah i gave the driver 10 pounds and he looked at me like he nvr seen it before... he had no change gave me a free ride home..

[BennayDudette]

bus rule: DO NOT PLAY YOUR SHIT MUSIC OUT LOUD ON THE BUS. (mainly a London ting)

[ElleDotEm]

'Dickhead in life' hahahaha

[smeatonx]

im from Scotland, and England just seems like, a completely different world

[PhillyKid07]

'' NO! diickHeead!'' lool

[ImSoGladToNoeMe]

bad mans playing loud music on the back of the bus

[1kingzai]

Gotta luv this gurl!

[DaRealness101]

..those bus drivers that dont stop the bus we they can CLEARLY see you run for your life

[123ObbYzz]

Bus rules ;

Scary big black guys with hoods up at the back of the bus,

GTFO.

[vivalaleslo]

I hate when small people with small legs sit in the emergency door seats, I'm tall! I need the leg room! Instead I have to sit at a angle then when someone sits next to me it's uncomfortably intimate

[ShawtyBeMe]

How bus drivers decide to stop at a bus stop... when theres NO ONE there to get on... and he's just jammin there as if no one has places to be... or decides to have a fag brake... (y) nice one.

[georgiamarieevans]

you make me laugh sooo much!!!!!!! haha i love you! (no homo)

[GeMjAh]

DICKHEAD IN LIFE!!!!!! hahahahahah

[neonjellybabiesxo]

You kill my life. Everytime.

[SammyEsaid]

Two Fat People Disliked...

[GenerationSam]

Just flicked through your video's you're a legend you know.

[Morzerella09]

The 13 year olds sitting at the back blasting out the oldest music :l and the people that take up like 2 seats when it's like packed and you wanna sit down :l ergh

[maadheaad]

lmaoooo at 2.46 to 3.10. u crack me up. sooo true though..

[streetdancer0001]

'What! Dikhed in life' Looool

[ApolloGrave]

LOOOOL! I ran this back, you went in.

[Rynbow3]

aaha, i had to watch it again xD

[DeeDotss1]

this video says it how it is! stinky tramps shouldn't be allowed on the bus too. stankin' up the whole bus journey for others, its rude and disgusting; it just shouldn't be allowed at all.

[NextGenxFE4R]

Theres this fat guy in Hatfield once I was going W.G.C He sat near me, 5 mins later we could smell pee, and when we got of the bus we saw he peed him selve.

[callofdutyaddict1000]

lol

[spritesevenup]

'no...DICKHEAD!' ahahahahahahahaha

[yungyardz12]

yur SHIT

[lankybeebee]

NO DICKHEADDD :')

[shariinoxx]

lool - you are too funny! "This is my leg... He sat there!"

[Babisinge]

LMAO "diiiiiiiiickead"> Anywho, I agree with everything you said. I especially don't like loud foreign people on buses; sorry but that's the worst situation.

[Bhavz252]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL love the way u say dickhead

[LayJayDay5]

Nahhhh, I paused the vid and fell on to my bed laughing when you said the man sat 'PONNN' your leg LOL. For real?! Hilarious.

[PoeticPoppa]

@LayJayDay5 Reminded me of my West Indian family

[chantelzeebadaman]

anotha bus rule: if you aint showered in lyk 3 days ont come onda bus !! Nd if you juss have a severe body odour problem, DONT come onda bus !

[chantelzeebadaman]

loooooool dis is jokessssss

[SCORPZ0001]

SEXY QUALITY =D

[MzTaygaa]

you dont suit being a stud

[Veepa]

@MzTaygaa I didn't know there was specific criteria

[simonayeahh]

@MzTaygaa SHUT UP YOU, YOU DON'T SUIT COMMENTING MATE.

[tremainacancionez]

Hate when people move move my stuff to sit next to me, someone had the audacity to take my bag off the chair and put it on my lap, like there were not any other seats.

[tremainacancionez]

omg this happened to me today on the bus. some woman came sitting all up on me. i move over and she said thanks and moved closer. daamn i should of played this video to her

[MizzWonderrr]

sorry, fat people go upstairs on the buses?

they can go upstairs??! =O

[TariqOfficial]

the whooooolllllleeeee thing (neck goes round)...lol

[shadysamarai]

ah i posted earlier on but it didn't seem to post - but you forgot the people that run for the bus get on the bus, tap their oyster card...then ask where the bus is going? but how are you going to jump on a bus and not know it's final destination.

And then the bus drivers who are late, and then have the cheek to pause at the bus stop and play 'this bus is being held here, in order to regulate the service' BUT from when you were late how can the service be re-regulated...some fake warren g's.

[mrssarkazz]

lol

[LaydiieeTiigaarhh]

The things you've said in this video are so true!! TFL can be so annoying aswell. How can a bus driver just decide to take his or her break randomly at a stop not considering people have places to go.

[Veepa]

@LaydiieeTiigaarhh Best believe the bus driver stopped outside a shop and went in the shop! We were just jamming on the bus

[LaydiieeTiigaarhh]

@Veepa Why am i not surprised? lol. that's TFL for you.

[babeeshopiez123]

@Veepa LOOOL you should see the 196 after 3:15 in school boii...good god its so crampt up with kingsdale and brixton kids its mad. especially when a woman with a pram and 4 kids come on -___- those ppl need to get a car i need to get home LOL just discovered your channel your awesome subbing, mate.

[TariqOfficial]

the whoooooooooooooolllllllleeee thing (neck spins round) lol

[MrMagnificentMedia]

lool, good vid

Bus Rule: STOP TAKING OVERSIZED LUGGAGE TO THE TOP DECK! Flip sake, some fobs bringing their Ghana-must-go bags upstairs to block the aisle! KMT, Nonsnse!

[shimmadimples]

LOOL (Y)

[shadysamarai]

ahhh you missed the classic one! when people run for the bus huffing and puffing, the driver let's them get on (delaying my journey even more) and then they have the bare faced cheek to ask where the bus is going??? why have you run for the bus when you do not know it's destination.

[skillsla]

Return in Hatfield for me is 2 pound.

[Veepa]

@skillsla :O How? You need to inform me about this hook up!

[TheBANGORBOB]

Great Video !

[Haanii14]

First Comment:D, LOOOOOOL Yesss! especially the invading personal space & the one the phone one piss me off as well!

[lynchii12345]

Bus Rule: DONT GET ON MY FUCKING BUS! yeah?

[OllieLicious14]

OMG UR HILARIOUS! I get what u mean bout them ppl who aint from Britain and they speak so loud on the bus, ma mum had to insult one the other day to shut up ahahahhaha