KAZOO'D!

[IHADSOMELAGEARS]

SO LOVVVELY

vanawesome is awesome. Bonk is awesome. stay awesome, cause it's awesome, to be awesome.....random :)

[BrianJ1962]

"Do I look fat in this mustache"

LOL

[geridg]

this is like The Electric Company for adults with disabilities!

[Nikininjaar]

haha.

cute xD

[bradsmom06]

Cute :)

[kelliethelolipop1253]

LOLZ

[Difunta666]

She is really beautiful! I love her long hair *_* Sorry, but I don't understand you... Spanish Kisses!

PD: Your cat is so cute =^.^=

[Simpsin16]

Can I marry you guys? lol you guys are so freaking adorable

[KirstiieKam]

This has got to be my most favourite Joe and Tessa vid!

Kazooooo!

[xpepitax1]

Fat and ugly? That's like... no taste at all! he is sexy as !@#$

[lukesk123]

how the hell did u score her ur fat and ugly and she is satasfactory!

[vanawesome]

Two words.  Huge penis.

[mukkohaha]

just ignore people like Lukesk123, he is just jerking of on the internet and is Jalous on you,

he dossnt even derserve an explanation

[ProfPepperz]

what i like about u 2 is that u both have the same kind of humor..*high 5* 2 that :D and waddayaknow, quite a number of other ppl do 2...*DOUBLE HIGH 5*...

teehee

[metroscene]

You two are SO ADORABLE! And so is Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk! :'D

[sgtcampsalot]

This is spectacular. Talk about love

XD

[lovedemond]

why does she humor your humerless sence of humor?

[simplyXcmcluv]

haha, i love you guys. :)

[BJKPSV]

she sure has some fine boobies ^^ xD

[ListerineMarine]

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOT

KAZOOOOOOOO'D!!!

[piinus]

I don't mean to offend you but how the hell does she find you attractive? What's your secret?

[bjcrew24]

i don't get it, these aren't funny... except that "obscene display of joy" vid had me laughing for about 15 seconds

[zhielough]

She's adorable. should've been an actress.

[xBanksy]

your finace is really really really really pretty,

and yes, i decided to comment on every video of yours ;)

[dialamakki]

cute couple

[ffxgt5]

great couple!!

[KingObould]

your girl looks like Tera Patrick

[meyo025]

AWESOME MAN!

[BiggSnoozeBttn]

This is without a doubt, my favorite video.

[ultimasnake]

the half asian chic is cool but the pasty white dude i can do without

[itachiuchiha146]

LMFAO

"Oh my god you got some sweet boobies"

xDD

[combustication07]

this was the best random video ever!! lol... i loved it

[apschulte]

Dude... remember that 4th of July that I bought all those morter fireworks from Pahrump, and then lit that little paper tank that fired off a shot right past your noggin, and your response was to instinctively crumble into the fetal position? Remember that? Or how scared you were to pick up that duck and toss it in the air for Los Commerciales? Well now your nerd posse on here knows. I anticipate a 125% drop in your subscribership.

Poker. Soon. Jerk. Boobs? Boobs...

[vanawesome]

Dave has already tried to soil my good name and failed dramatically. But yes, we all must get together as soon as possible. You back in town? Cuz i'm about to leave town again.

[ajamarsh]

............ the probability of my subscribing after this just went up like 125%. esp after this comment.

[coolchick211577]

lol your funny, haha more random vids! the queen of the UNIVIERSE! (typo) demans MORE! lol

[Bdup81]

What has happened to the vids about boobs man when dida kazoo or slide whistle become better than a pair of boobs lmao i still love you man

[TheHill88]

Did you get a hot chick off of YT? You're way cooler than me now! :(

And you were sad you werent in my hot guy video. Once you're taken, there is no going back! :D

[daking5188]

I think you definitely could get a guy off of YT. EASY.

[Staringathesun]

Slide Whistled?

NO!

This video made me laugh! Keep it up!

[brycerocks100]

HAHAHAHAH Man you and your kazoo rocks.

BTW great find on the lady she is a as funny as she is hot.

[vanawesome]

Agreed sir! She's the greatest thing since apple sauce!

[HylianHitman]

I'd agree with you íf toffee's were not made.

Oh w8 i've got a lady meself, might be better to name her too maybe...?

[TheBabyEaters]

where the HELL are the kazoos? you set me up for a shit ton of kazoo bits and then... nuthin'. just a bunch of foreplay with your hot hot lady.

well... don't be surprised if you see a REAL kazoo video soon.

[vanawesome]

You guys just love to steal everything thats mine! I HATE YOU GUYS!! BWAAAAAAAA !!

[whymeee]

really funny and wooow what a hot laaaady ;)

[Copperbat]

That penny had a hair on it! O.o

[OriginalTessaMessa]

And it was BLOND! *gasp*

Who else has been playin' my man's kazoo?

[vanawesome]

Ladies, ladies, calm down please. That hair is my hair, yes that hair appear to be blonde, but single strands of my hair do infact appear to be blonde, while all of my hairs together appears to be brown. A marvel of science? Hardly. Does this mean that I was playing my own Kazoo? yes, it does mean that. Sorry honey. :(

[YoungKauri]

Actually, Van, that was MY hair, although I don't know how the hell it got there, what with me being all the way over here in Seville and all...

[ArmoredPanther]

This is funnier than your most recent one, but just a tad self indulgent, which is okay of course!

[ministermundain]

lol..... blink

[hondo1188]

haha kick ass.

boobies.

[hamlin351]

After videos like this im glad i subscribed, it was so great (in an awesome way). Ive just started making vids, i hope you like them enough to subscribe to me too. I have a bet that i can get over 100 by the end of the mounth, so if you want to then please do!

[xeniak]

i'm so happy that you are happy hehe :D she looks so cute ... AND you both look like you are having so much fun :)

grats to you both :)

[GIANTNAKEDPANDA]

You're awesome.... colab soon? i've got sum great ideas... You've lost loads of weight (= suck up 2 get you 2 do collab)

[freshflip04]

weee i love vanawesome!

he's my heroe

[nathones]

*gasp* but what about communitychannel?!

[magic9man2]

lol

[missy2j]

How do your roommates like Tessa bein' around?

[LilVanesa]

joe, your hair looks good like that. Tessa is really nice too :)

[syncmaster915n]

You guys rock. Congrats!

[wupeide]

Wow - I am jealous!

[kittenstomper]

that is sooo awsome...u guys are a cute couple

[IzaaqMicro]

Tessa is a hottie!  Nice work Van!

[NietzscheNu]

Joshua brought the Walls of Jericho down with horns but the Kazoo = best siege engine ever!!!

Happy storming.

[MBRHIndustries]

That was adorable, theres still schmaltz on my screen.

[harmfulvapor]

Joe, you are a totally rad dude. I want to bring my dude out your way so all 4 of us can go on the cutest double date ever.

[vanawesome]

The cuteness would be so fierce it would cause the head of the even the cutest kitten to a'splode.

[Ottee2]

How did I miss this? When did you get a girlfriend, Vanawesome? Tessa seems really great.

[vanawesome]

we've been together for.. a few weeks now. comin up on a month.

[LobsterSte]

DUDE!!! most possibly the most funny vid on YouTube!!

LMAO!!!!

Gonna watch it again!!!

Good times, good times!

[cristianarielpalma]

So, I'm guessing the world has suddenly turned into a place filled with sunshine and puppies (yeah, there's a bit of envy there) Congrats to both of you, I somehow enjoyed the intimacy of this video. There's an unexplainable good vibe about it.

[vanawesome]

It's been said that rainbows are shooting out of our faces.

[reallymanreally]

that 'good vibe' is called palpable sexual tension, my friend!

[intheshitter]

Very HOT. The girl is ok too.

[DZapache]

fuuny vid Joe, and so random. hmmm i have a sudden urge to buy a kazoo now.

[sportsman893]

Wow Van, she's a looker! Congrats man......

[Justinmazing]

Us awesome and amazing people get all the fine ladies.

[vanawesome]

high five!

[WlLKO]

Girl, HOT! Video, HOT! The 5 stars I'm giving you, HOT! Me typing in a way where I finish all my sentences with, "Hot"...(err?).. HOT!

In all, HOT!

[vanawesome]

Too hot to handle sir. Take the hotness down a notch would yah. I'm getting kinda sweaty. :(

[WlLKO]

Ok Ok!? Luke warm, that doin' anything for ya! When is the Luke Warm party happening!?

[TheyROutThere]

Keep Tessa away from Scott Baio. That dude bangs everybody. I don't know if she could resist Chachi's slide-whistle.

And yes the metaphors did not slip by me Vanawesome. Her Kazoo, your slide-whistle...I get it. LOL.

[vanawesome]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! actually, i hadn't even thought of that. honest. And I'll make sure baio keeps himself in line.

[claytonian]

I wanna see them together in a vid; a third party opens many possibilities.

[zarkane]

Once again, a triumph! Is there no end to the awesome that IS Vanawesome?

I hope not.

[mickeybabbe]

Van gets maybelaid by a quite attractive babe!! NICE!

[superjv99]

* and needless to say, miss Tessa is quite beautiful.

[lduk]

XD LMFAO! that was funny as hell. Am I still scheduled to have your babys?

[vanawesome]

you better believe it LD. You're number one on the list. haha.

[jillenium00]

And where does that rank me and my baby?

[lduk]

Sweeeeeeet

[superjv99]

you know what vanawesome ? i've watched this a few times, there's a lovely feeling in it. and your usual production touches are nice. love the tittles and cutting.

ah young love...

[vanawesome]

haha. thanks Superjv. I am pretty happy with it / happy in general. I don't care if that makes you all sick! In fact, i kind of take delight in this. hehe.

[EllionVcall]

kazoo!!!!!!!!! s rock!

but slidewhistles are better!!!

[vanawesome]

WRONG!  >:O

[skattabrainz]

yay, u finally got a hot girlfriend

[vanawesome]

phewsh! Just in time!

[chimpanzeeUK]

Vanawsome, your happiness sickens me.

[vanawesome]

excellent. i was hoping that I would sicken at least a few people by my unprecedented levels of joy.

[mbonnar]

You remind me of Will Ferrell. I enjoy your comedy!

[TheBabyEaters]

Is this for the Kazu-o-lution?

[vanawesome]

Kazu-o-lution about to take the world by storm!

[KiheiLawyer]

execllent!

[tobuscus]

aaaaahhahawesome

[lalalizbeth]

aww! Yay for Van awesome

[ryu157us]

You have given hope to me. . .hopefully one day I'll find someone to put up with my wierdness as well. Way to go Vanawesome!!

[smcross9]

Awsome vid Van! Very happy your happy!

[luke666808g]

you guys are about a 1000x cuter couple than Caitlin and boh3m3, *BLEEEGH!!*

[coolrien]

rock the kazoo Carzy mikeface!

[freshflip04]

she's ur girlfriend right???.....

hhehe just kidding i noe she's ur girlfriend

the CrazyTalk advertising dog congratulates u and so do i!

i cant make a talking dog vid...my crazytalk program is stuffed... =(

but! i will be making a video!!

soon...maybe

i just got back from the philippines so it might be a while...

[JonsSubs]

Wait one second - do you both speak the same Chinese dialect? (I've been paying attention) Do you have secret conversations in crowded rooms saying how the guy you're standing in front of smells like cabbage?

[OriginalTessaMessa]

REALLY old response! ... yes and yes.

[CrazyAwesomeMe]

Oh oh, and you should totally do a double dose of tantrum hair quickie now ^_^!

[mattlmorris]

Oh my god, cute-o-overload.

Really happy for you brother, she seems perfect :D

[DocRusty]

Your kazoo based musical genius has impressed me. As the greatest singer songwriter in the history of the world, I am hard to impress. So well done, you!

[vanawesome]

why thank you doc. your musical genius is in fact, legend round these parts.  Keep it wigwam!

[Kloxboy]

Good god she's cute.

[vanawesome]

you're damn right she is. which part do you think is the cutest? I think it's her face when she's all like squeeee! haha. yes, i realize how ridiculous I sound. I do it anyway. I won't let you guys kill my happiness! I WONT! :D

[Kloxboy]

Haha. She's got a very kind smile and beautiful eyes. Good luck to you sir.

[SharkBateNate]

I 2nd the cuteness of the squeeee

[BritFilmLover3]

YES!!! That is the most unbelievably stupendously scrumptiously fantastically awesome video i have seen in my LIFE!!!

... Go make some hansom babies!!!!

SCRATCH THAT!... go make some hansom VIDEOS!!!

[JonsSubs]

So can we expect a little...you know.

Your...and her...to make a...you know.

I'm talking about the patter of a new...

...channel!

VanMessa

OriginalAwesome

It must be done!

[kittercat]

are you guys like butt buddies now?

those are some sweet boobies

[thoMASSIVE87]

aha man you're hilarious! i guess she was kinda funny too. or well more like you're comedical prop for making funnies. lol great stuff

[bunnyloveskitten]

i love you

[missy2j]

Cuties!  Congratulations. =)

[vanawesome]

Tessa. you are ADORABLE! You're the cutest ever in the history of cute. Reaaaaaady and GO!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

No! NO! You're the cutest ever! YOU are!

[vanawesome]

nu uh pookie buns! YOU ARE! Squeeeeeze!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

<3:)<3:)

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Aww sweetie poops, you are the cutest! SOoooOooOooOooo cuuuuuuUUUuuute!    

[vanawesome]

if by when you say that I am the cutest, you really mean that YOU are the cutest then yes. it's true. aww! YOU ARE! Weeee! muah muah.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Tee hee!! *blush* Oh honeyfacefozzybear - the only one who is the cutest here is the one who I am responding to right now. And who's that?

IT's YOU!

[vanawesome]

nu uh! it's you cuz you have pretty bones in your face!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

You're my cupid cakes. Yes you are! Oh yes you aaare! Won't you be my valentine? Please say yes!

*kissy kissy*

[vanawesome]

ok crazy, way to take it one step too far! Geeze!

[connermagius124]

cute girl KAZOOO!

[babyporridge]

MY FAVOURITE CUTE-O-LUTION VIDEO.

joseph you are made of all win.

& DAMNNN she is hotstuffbabythisevening.

[ColdFlame28]

wow, she's so gorgeous. slightly resembles kristin kreuk. maybe that's just me. if I didnt have a vagina I would want her to have my babies.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Well, we can always try and get in contact with hypothetisch and ask him about that operation. :P

[vanawesome]

woo, maybe we could all get together for it.  Talk about some scientifically sexy good times!

[missuscake]

I had a kazoo once...I don't anymore. No, I don't want to talk about it.

[SharkBateNate]

congratz for the luv :D

[lifeinacndyswrl]

You're hilarious. I don't know how I didn't come across your page sooner!!

[CTVadim]

Aaaaw, it looks like SOMEBODY'S in like!

:D

Ah, young like... When I was your age, I'd have KILLED to be in like like that! In fact, I may have...

`. .~

[jimmyrabbitte]

Vanawesome, why are you so van?

...Wait, I meant awesome. Damn, got the wrong part of the word. Um, great video!

[wormglooow]

you inspire me!

[Pathogen82]

Spiderbait wrote a song for you guys a while ago, its called "Your fkn awesome"

(should be your theme song joe)

Great work Tessa.

peace

[vanawesome]

i'll have to check his out. where is it. i'll find it

[CrazyAwesomeMe]

search Youtube for 'spiderbait awesome'. It is indeed fucking awesome :)

[ShimmySystem]

yay

[bowlingballout]

I left a cool comment... until YT decided to gobble it up.

here is a brief recap:

Cool, cool, way cooooool, hottie, cool!

[kraznadar]

WHOOP!

But you really should have cut out the other stuff and put in more kazzoo. You're just kidding yourself if you think people are here for anything else. Do what's right: MORE KAZZOO. :)

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Hey what?  Don't say that...this man is accumulating boyfriend points like a squirrel saves nuts for winter.

In a big ol' tree.

Wait no! What I mean to say is: YAY!

[Elk4758]

I was wondering how a guy like you could get a girl like that and then I watched her Breathalizer testing video and it all made sense.:)

[sailme90]

every time i watch this it brings a smile to my face. great videos = great babies .. later on ..

[lebam333]

Hmmm, can I have Tessa's babies too?

Yes, you are a very cute couple. Stop showing off. :(

[vanawesome]

I will show it off ever chance i get than you very much. haha.

[LiquidJello090]

69 comments!!!!

[eire138]

ok....cute, yes...but COME ON MAN!! Slide whistles ROCK!! Especially if you put them....oh, never mind....erm....good vid?

[coolrien]

rocken the KAZOO!!!!

[de79hill]

now that all the lady's out there know you have a... big "Mic" ( You're going to have to live UP to that reputation now ) good luck!

hehe. funny damn video too !

[youropenpalms]

too cute, vanawesome. toooooooo cute.

[GodlessStephen]

Y'all are so unbelievably cute AND sexy!

Kind of like Bambie... Erm? 5/5

[Ish55]

My god she has some sweet boobies.. lol

[Pypar]

I LOVE IT! Yays for the lady friend! She's very pretty. I like her hair too, so lush! Like a field of wheat...but not blonde, maybe like burned wheat...but it doesn't look burned it's just dark...and lush...I'm not a lesbian...Hi Joe!

[vanawesome]

haha. thanks pypar, I think you've described her hair to a T.

[Pypar]

My hair used to be long like that.... :( .... I cut it... it's to my shoulders now Joe! It's DEVASTATING!

Oh I'm moving by the way, I'm leaving next Sunday the 3rd of the month of Feb

[vanawesome]

oh bummer town! where are you moving to?

[Pypar]

Back to where I'm from, Texas.

It's not too bummer town, I miss my family, and I'm not really leaving on bad terms, AND there is a chance I will come back in a few years when I have the paper saying I can be a nurse. lol