The Man Who Shot The Pope (Remix)

[cornman98]

ur mom had her cock firmly loged up a chicken then tried 2 rape the pope then put a shower cap on the dali lama

[kraigus]

@cornman98 loged?

[thezone1000]

shut up ya we dick the popes a fanny

[Nerobyrne]

"With the possible exception of Justin Timberlake"

Someone hand me a rifle ^^

[pusumaster]

Mehmet Ali Agca the best !! Fuck the pope

Turkish peoples rulezzzzz

[Chuillin]

dick

[enissefo]

IRA!!!

[metallicmania1]

wtf man?????

[Bangandurded]

The turk shoulda shot u. You bald homo

[cameronTfool]

i laugh at my own jokes 2

no1 else does tho lol

[MorroWolf]

Mark Day you are a genius of comedy and sarcasm

[jackallTURK]

Nice video dude you rock!

[sumaragikyo]

LMAO YOU ROCK!!! XD

[theblob34]

lol shame he missed the pope better luck next time

[Chuillin]

hope he has better luck shooting the queen

[DESTROYEVERYTHING444]

What is this shit, tweaker news?

[azmhyr]

Well if Mehmet did his military service before, he would not have to go to the army...

Military service is necessery for everyone.

If you dont do it know, you gonna do it sooner or later....

[MissViciousSuicide]

The Charles Manson reference was great. cool tattoo.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

LMAO! that would be a fabulous idea to send those in jail off to war

[ominuka]

Yeah, that's what they have now...

[canada5572]

a dead pope is a good pope

[theblob34]

right on

[Chuillin]

shhot the queen, shoot her incest children and grandchildren

[Chuillin]

creep

[GodForum]

Good one :)

[Yopazzz]

Errm, try to guess what accent that is please. It's Scottish. Guess where he comes from. Scotland, no fake accent there, young lady.

[HolyHellPreacher]

Taraborn: May Pope Benedict eat your scrotum/clit for lunch! With relish, too!

[KrypteiaStudios]

"With the possible exception of Justin timberlake" = Me laughing so hard my "Youtube dinner" spills all over me.

Screw five stars. I would hack youtube and rate it seven if I knew how. (jk, god of youtube)

[EarlofTyrone1607]

he should have shot you!

[michellesjab]

The pope is the antichrist..The bible talks about...

go look at some of the popes pics,look at the one with the upside down cross on the cair he sits on..Why would he sit on that hair..oh and look at the crusefix stick he holds..jesus is hanging off..and the cross is all bent...

[michellesjab]

The pope is the antichrist..The bible talks about...

go look at some of the popes pics,look at the one with the upside down cross on the cair he sits on..Why would he sit on that hair..oh and look at the crusefix stick he holds..jesus is hanging off..and the cross is all bent...

[Chuillin]

your bent!

[sigimex]

He s name is john, he is a gay and need more cocaine.

[08375553456]

Fucking awsome and fuck the POPE hes a prick and Satanist make charles manson the pope hes less evil

[LoopyRFCLaura]

shoot him again

[albinocrawdad51]

haha. I'm Catholic and this is very funny. He did a good job. It is actually called the popemobile.

[redbloodedmannequin]

xD Cock lodged firmly up a chicken. wow.

[doomXninja]

'Where's my rifle?!' XD

[angelllm]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen :) I watch it every time on youtube. PS. Bacon pancakes sound like a good idea.

[ssminopoopy]

Mark Day...I would just like to take it into recognition that you are the most brilliant comedian i have ever seen. Just a bit of advice, if you tried you would wipe out pieces of shit like Dave chapelle. Personally, you are much funier and just take that advice and cherish it. I have nothing more to say.

[zrin89]

The pope heat was originali designed for a rabbit, and a rabbit shuld be pope... Rabits are pure, man can be intolerant.. lol...

[Falcon9740]

Those pope hats really are irritating aren't they? :p

[Beefstew45]

I'm half scottish. I've been to Scotland. I haven't seen so much drunk peoples in my life

[MCRGERARDROKS4EVA]

if u want drunks go 2 dublin on st patricks day.

[rjport]

I love this one so much rofl

"his cock firmly lodged up a chicken" haha

"POPES! A CANT STAND THEM WITH THEIR POPE HATS AND THEIR POPEMOBILES...WHERES MA RIFLE!"

[catsmakemehorny]

i love your tatoos!

[afidancer]

yeah, seriously, he is Scottish. I thought people would know that.

[goldballerx93]

Is he Canadian or something?Cool Vid.

[Starre1106]

obviously he is not canadian

iam canadian and we do not talk like that

he is like aussie or something

[MM47]

Australian? Aw come one! These guesses just get worse and worse, he is Scottish.

[specter513]

what are you smoking?

[alienfingers]

FOR FUCKS SAKE! HE'S SCOTTISH!!!!!!

[travisridinger]

omg look it up first hes "the bald scotish comedian"

[ImAPintOfGuinness]

fucking amazing doood luv u!

[xarchangelmisfitx]

Love the tats and your gauge lol :] And wow I laugh at all your videos, ty for once again, entertaining me :]

[afidancer]

Love the stars and love all your videos!

[ScienceNerd51]

BWAHAHAHA! That disclaimer made my day. "With the possible exception of Justin Timberlake." Rock the world Marl Day!

[CrouchingTigress]

gettin hotter all the time... now there are sexy stars on ur arm... :D

Scotsmen rule...

Cheers

[gmtingey]

Your an idiot.

[Kangarooster13]

Wow I can't believe some people haven't advanced beyond Chuck Norris jokes yet...just let it die already.

[cabelas807]

and Chuck Norris the Round house KICK

[KaytheGreat]

I LIKE YOUR STAR TATTOOS!

By the way, uh, you're pretty much brilliant. ;)

[Rayzser]

That's a weird tat, ya got there.

[SBX1987]

kill yourself fag.

[hugerooster54]

u have to stop articulating so much

[Kesshutsu]

roflmao.. Your joke, based on it's performance in this life, is comming back in the next life, as a knock knock joke.

[Roumeli69]

Brilliant!

[d4rkcloud]

2:04 is funny "where is my rifle" POPES!?!

[Anotherguy999]

please don't read this!

In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos

[CaitlinRichards]

rofl.. love your accent!

[starstruck]

Charles Manson army - ROFL!

[Oceanfires]

Totally disagreeing with djhobbes... Mark, you're hilarious and its fun to see the uninhibited spirit with which you shine. Thanks for the laughs as well as the disclaimers. I've put away my rifle. Heh...

[ukcelt]

Great stuff Mark. Some great ideas in there so I hope

George Doubya will check it out :-)

[svagts1580]

Very Funny and a great idea.

[oren1neu1dag]

if he's american... how come he has a scottish/irish accent? just a thought

[likeAgopher]

No. I'm sorry oren... That's not a thought. Well, not a smart one, anyway.

[oren1neu1dag]

it's just interesting to know where he got this accent from, since most ppl that live in the US don't have that accent it's intriguing for me at least to know that..

[benthejoka]

irish? lmao

[trevthebusdriver]

Perhaps this is just some strange anomaly that is only affecting my computer, but as i sit here looking at my screen, on the right hand side of the video i can quite plainly see the words 'Scotsman living in America'.

[likeAgopher]

He needs to update that. I read elsewhere that he said he just recently became a citizen.

Amazingly, they didn't require him to give up his accent, and adopt a Californian one, though.

[likeAgopher]

But perhaps a Scotsman is still a Scotsman, no matter what country he becomes a citizen of.... Scottish-American? American Scotsman? Scotsican?

[oren1neu1dag]

Well i Didn't Knew that he came to america from scotland.... i just assumed that he was born there in america, and so that is why it striked me as odd to see an american with a scottish accent.

[nekozukichan]

XD very nice

[onizack]

This was the best piece of shit ever...I love you....

[Tr0llh4mm3r]

The team you created is the best squad I've ever seen.

[dsalchemist]

but the possible exception of justin timberlake.

[Adom]

that was the funniest part of this rant for sure.

[MaliceNightmares]

lmao... "and his cock firmly lodged up a chicken"

[djhobbes]

you're... not funny..

[Skip1990]

WTF, shut up

[Albran]

"Popes! I can't stand them!"

[regi1873]

Full moon eh? Well I live in Scotland so cloud cover means there's not much chance of that. And I traded my soul for a doner kebab last thursday so I guess ur little chain letter's up shit creek without a paddle.

[zeeoddball]

Lmao love it.

[baseballnfootball]

In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word " LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for 3 other videos

[Mastapeacenator]

So wait. She wants to kill me because i read how she died? and she doesn't want to go after the person that killed her? and her name is Katu Lata Kulu? i think we can all say, truthfully, that this is a bunch of bs. At first, i was thinking u would have to say it 3 times in a mirror, like Candyman

[DaDude9211]

lol ahahha but what's this candyman thing? sounds like the thing with Biggie Smalls

[Mastapeacenator]

O yea from South Park. I love that one lol. Satan sweet sixteen. No but they got the idea of Biggie Smalls from the movie Candyman where there was the ghost or spirit w/e of a slave who was comes and kills you after you say his name, Candyman, in a mirror 3 times.

[vidaro]

Aye, the youtube servers are CURSED, sending FOUL MAGICKS unto your soul unless you do as told!

[mistervengeance6]

in 2007 i shot you in the fucking head.

[roboticonion]

I have to say this is the first chain letter I ever seen on youtube. However, this does not make you an innovator as much as it makes you an annoying useless asshole. You and your creed need to be disposed of.

[hylain]

i dont like it when people chance there video tags to ones that are featured... gosh thats stupid

[rutgerbaks]

you creep me out

[jazakuta]

you piss me off

[ensslen123]

nice star tatoos

[danielmm88]

please don't read this!

In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos

2. Stop believing in these gay curses

[pocketrekker]

get a life loser

[draco9000o]

i have no soul

[piano25]

Yes man!!!! Lets shot Justin Timberlake hehehehehe. Now serious, are you sociologist? Your vision is very sociologic and i love that.

[jsalvo1]

that was pure genuis well done chap

[Tommowhatthe]

you are a genious, bravo.. i love all of your videos... you captivate me with your raw context and delivary... your a comical and a social king...

bravo... your a star in my books...

thanks for the videos...

TOMMY

PEACE

[neverrest]

his tone of voice is so fucking annoying

[bluedog20]

"with their Pope hats and Pope mobiles..." Genius!

[JohnPritzlaff]

Very funny, and not low-brow at all. I like it.

[kasimirneumann]

sweet tattoo dude!

[0xbrawlerx0]

rofl that was fucking brillant!

[TYL3R556]

ha ha learn how to say January u fucking dirty whore

[Cheesiethecheese]

your tattoos suck

[panna010]

you're funny

[littlemissmollymoo]

the pope was shot? i never knew that? YOU ARE A VERY FUNNY GUY!

[Jessca2211]

ahah funny

[Zatzzo]

you are so amazingly funny. really well done!

[initiatik]

So good!!

[guitarpersonman1380]

omg that was so funny

[keithxian]

brilliant stuff

[voldem99]

he is still in jail. You are all wrong dude

[purplegirlela]

Who cares is sooo funny!!!

[Kboil]

hahaha justin timberlake

[09n]

English humour!

You may only understand Humor.

[mpclax]

This is quite obviously Scottish humour.

[fenderbassist182]

Yeah I must agree with Nickmelon this guy sucks badly

[nickmelon]

Is this Funny?

[AlaskanDrpepper]

basicly

[MCRGERARDROKS4EVA]

this is my fave vid by this guy.

[sauljapancakes]

Hey sexy.

[otaku1524]

Scott Peterson as the Romantic. . .? Pure ROFL.

[Schiavona]

hahahaha Suge Knight as the muscle...

[AluraMelenko]

nice tat ^-^ love your stuff XD you rock! 16 kudos points!

[BS15]

this is so funny.

i'can't stop laughing..

[SoNAShTy]

30+ idiots without jobs are fucking boring.

[420smokeymcpot]

hahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahah­aha

usuallyu your videos are lame but this was a good topic

[marogu]

lol pope-mobile

[janejumped]

With the exeption of Justin Timberlake.

[retsel528]

another funny vid...this is kinda random, but i think ud play a good pirate. ok im done. =)

[Kukushka]

Holy crap... you're right!

[UnivAnom]

"Cause im an army of one.. plus the voices in my head" :DD

[Mag1cSK8]

yeah ur not that funny ur actually quite gay and stop thinking ur so efing funny and cool, wow im sure u get bood all the time plus u r not making comedy but logical arguements

[Alexandraoxo]

hahahahahahahahaha well said!!!

ooooo its the man who shot the pope =]

[ace1238]

OMG lmao you are hilarious AND a genious!!! lmao lmao YES!! lets send all the pyschos to iraq!! why didnt we think of it before?

[GREENEGGSANDHAMS]

you are the best :D i love you hahaha

[MazzieEowyn]

You're sad. And you're not funny. Or fooling anyone with that accent, bud.

[Crimsonfur]

My, my...we ARE a happy camper today arent we? To me, it sounds like someone needs a hug, or maybe some time outside.

[ddmm547]

omg u fuckin rule! i just seen 3 of ya vids and i alrady want ya autograph!

[zenshift]

Cause I'm an army of one... plus the voices in my head!

[HemNtjrSeth]

*Dies laughing* You're a genius! <3

[PaperDragonsx]

lodged up a chicken....

[Mike709]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you kick ass

[x0Hamtaro0x]

"There goes the man-the man who shot the pope!"

"Popes I can't stand them with their pope hats and their pope mobiles where's my rifle?"

XXD roflmao I cracked up!

[309204386]

you rock

[MuckyMuckNinja]

...i love you. lol

[mooxim]

lmao, very funny, gunna watch more of yours

[XfactoRs3]

Lmao

[doitall1890]

dude you are great.

[bucketofmayo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[xidica]

"Here's a rifle, do you know...Perhaps; how these work?"

"Scott Pearson...The Charmer"

LOL...Keep it up Mark

"Naked, with a shower cap, and his c*ck; firmly lodged up a chicken" OH MY OD

[Saffron333]

ROFLOL!!! that was by far the funnyest thing i've seen in a long time!

[lewbird]

man, these videos are ridiculous. i hope that at least some poeple like you, cause the majority of your videos, wait, scratch that, ALL your videos are simply not funny. i mean, you're a wanker talking about nothing.

[lauriecircle]

OMG, You are just hilarious!!!

[HDLuff4Eva]

Hehehe! Love ya!

[pokemonmatt1365]

LOL

[invisiblemoosenz]

So let's see, make some references to Steve Irwin and the combined forces of the interweb leap down your throat with poorly constructed insults (ur a faget LOOSER, et al).

Make a joke at the expense of tge Dahli Lama, The last two popes, John Lennon, and propose sending serial killers to Iraq.. and nobody says boo.

I'm unoffended by both gags, they're funny. But man, I don't get some people.

[lanz0r4tehwin]

I'm offended by your face!

[Everlock]

Hahaha Enron executives

[thefetman]

How many star tat's do you have on your arm? I think their needs to be a lmfao fomula

[JohnnyDeppObssession]

"... with the exception of Justin Timberlake." LMAO!

[pizzapersonfreak]

XD LMAO Dude this is funny.'Where's my rifle?'