erika sings "Fork in Your Eye (the self-defense song)"

[ltsaint911]

Cool story bro. You are very mature for a 12 year old boy :) Keep up the good work :)

[justinman1226]

newt gingrich

[TatersChoice]

Hey baby *ass pinch, followed by casual rape*

[YOTUBEYNOTENGO]

who would want to touch that disgusting shit

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

Skank I love getting raped.

[Pluckyxo]

Note to self: don't not fuck with Erika

[helveticaukes]

@Pluckyxo I don't currently have a fork handy, but just to be safe... :)

[Grimstringer]

That's pretty funny :D good job

[helveticaukes]

@Grimstringer Why thank you! I prefer humor as a method of conveying scary information...like my intentions to attack people with utensils.

[Grimstringer]

@helveticaukes I see, that's the best approach , humor helps at the most difficult situation

[SidewalkMystic]

Love it.

[helveticaukes]

@SidewalkMystic Thank you!

[syberslayer]

Great Work! thumps up!

[helveticaukes]

@syberslayer Thanks!

[austinlove1]

fabulous!



[helveticaukes]

@austinlove1 Thanks! I'm sure you are too.

[ukeyermind]

Great song, Erika - and I believe you.

[helveticaukes]

@ukeyermind Thank you! I'm still not entirely sure I could do what I say I would in the song, but I am positive I would not hesitate to break someone's nose. That's a start, right?

[KenMiddletonUkulele]

When Tonto says to The Lone Ranger, "White man speak with forked tongue", could he have been referring to the victim of someone who had done a similar self-defence course?

Good song, Erika

[helveticaukes]

@KenMiddletonUkulele Thanks, Ken! I'd be more worried about the fork in the hand than the fork in the mouth, but I'll ponder your words!

[russbuss415]

a modern day love song. excellent use of F words!

[helveticaukes]

@russbuss415 Oh Russ, I would hope that love doesn't have to involve utensils getting jammed into people's eyes... Thanks!

[GrumpyCoyoteTunes]

The world needs more fork-eyes. Also more swearage.

[helveticaukes]

@GrumpyCoyoteTunes I concur!