Now that's What I call Hatemail vol. 1 & 2

[sonic200990]

I didn't realise humans could be so stupid.

[MrMike0113]

"Is you from Britland or the UK or England and some shit" has made me laugh ever since this video was first uploaded.

[JagermeisterDetox]

I wonder where you get the epic cheezy music

[Williamtipq]

Hahahahah the guy who called you a liberal Jew librarian.

[littlepuppyroy]

ily <3

[Urchie2009]

...I genuinely wonder if these people have IQs in double digits. Just LISTENING to some of this hate mail is killing what few brain cells I have left!!

[shrikechan]

This is the thing to watch when you're sad. It always makes my laugh so much that I can hardly breathe. The whole series is hilarious. These stupid, and frequently ironic, comments never fail to amuse me. :)

[goffer43]

...... But they love you really! ;D

[TheInnerCynic]

Yeah fuck off back to Australia you cunt!!

[lazyperfectionist1]

12 people fell on their heads 352 times.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Holy fuck, this is the funniest shit ever.

[GormousGorre]

oh wow hahaha

[SunshineAgo]

666 likes lol

[thumbscake]

HOLY SHIT! I CAN'T SPOT LAUGHING *subbed*

[ZydrateAddict87]

"I can't understand a word you say, is you from Britland, the UK or England or some shit?" My favorite.

[CristianApostol]

antibignoses' account was terminated

[NarutoLikesSherbit01]

Coughlan. takes the art of trolling to a higher level we will never be able to surpass. i salute you good man.

[ThriceDog]

I laughed so hard I couldnt breathe with the "I'm not racist because blacks aren't people" comment

[spex0the0juggalo]

"I'm not racist because blacks arent human" that made me laugh so hard,

that and "i've fought many an ape"

These people are goldern, lol sorry you have to deal with all the haters Coughlan, these folks are batshit insane.

[silencesoloud12]

I don't understand the obsession these people have with washing balls. Maybe that's their fantasy?

[hownekromantik]

What's 'an smart person'? lol.

[superhamzah85]

What the hell is an "anus JEW"?

Some awesome hatemail there, have you seen Richard Dawkins reading out his hate mail? That was hilarious.

[ChristianTheeAtheist]

2:58-3:08 shockofgod? is that you?

[HyperNessie]

"Not an smart person" XD

[iLikeNachooooz]

wow I love this :p how stupid people can be is baffling :p

[themightyjoseph]

Muslim knife is what Muslamics used to put down their Muslamic Iraqi law on 'uva cunchves' before they invented the Muslamic ray guns.

[StormRaven332]

@themightyjoseph This sir, made my day.

[fernaroni96]

5:43 muslim knifes lmao in all good news agents now

[TheDarkKreig]

Hitler was a christian... uneducated losers.

[cake1834]

you need to stop taking drugs and get some weed?

[christo930]

Richard Dawkin's hate mail was much better, you really need to work harder to piss people off more. You simply aren't getting people worked up enough.

[Coughlan000]

@christo930 Yeah thats my problem really, im just far too neutral for people to dislike me :p

[superhamzah85]

@Coughlan000

Why does he assume you or Richard Dawkins were trying to piss anyone off at all?

It is evident that both yours, and his, and almost all atheists reading their hate mail, is purely for comedy.

[June28July]

Don't wait! Order now! Send check or money order to PO Box Afghanistan, Cunt City, Emo Troll Residence!

[ShantikeliyeEkAsha]

lol :D

[L00NGB00W]

"God made Hitler an atheist because only an atheist could commit that kind of atrocity." LoL



It all makes so much sense now... they're insane! XD

Now I have to clean coffee from my monitor.

[NeroTheAtheist]

What move maker do you use Richard?

[lazyperfectionist1]

“King-Phillip-faced”

“Nephilim-faced”

“fungus-faced”

“phallus-faced”

“fallacy-faced”

“fling-faced”

“fun-faced”

Okay. Now it’s old.

[BleistiftAusGrafit]

I'm not sure.... but does "DrinkingWithBob" end or start his videos with "HEIL!" or something similar ? -- Just his fans that gave me that idea.

Maybe that's too harsch... they sound more like the usual Ol' bush supporters.

[Paxmax]

yep yep, u got some actual h8mail

[shrikechan]

"nigger-loving whore!" "hope you get raped and robbed by a pack of niggers" "it isn't racist to criticize some bearded, cave-dwelling, rag-headed, sand niggers"

Yep, I think it IS Mel Gibson sending these.

[robertwc82]

that 1st person was definatley projecting.

[britkid182]

Goodness....

[fattestruss]

Who the hell never wants to have a sexual thought? You gotta punch the clown a couple times each day to stay healthy.

[youngsaintsfan]

@fattestruss THANK YOU!

[Lenin200488]

"If Henry VIII were here, he would give you the same treatment he gave one of his wives". So, what... he'll call him the Flanders Mare and have the marriage annulled? Better get yourself a solicitor Dick.

[vivalafiaga]

...wtf is up with all that hatemail. that shit is fucked up

[jungian9111]

Your theoretical tones are always forthright in its expression of hypocrisy...

The majority are under a system of self condemnation, the more one tries to be right.. the more one fails...nothing left to do but face oneself, or conjure up an image that parallels the intensity of repression..

Defusing is a necessity...:-)

[TWITfromURANUS]

lol

[bellyzbad]

FUCK EDFL

[Gunderson002]

What's the name of the songs?

[RONLAST]

That was funny, but sort of ...sad.

[Darw1n1st]

I got a kick out of the 'God sent hitler to the kill the jews, he had to be an atheist cause only an atheist can commit such an atrocity' 

fucktard didn't put 1 and 2 together, according to him, his fucking god sent hitler to commit those atrocities. what a stupid dumbass.

[Mithcoriel]

"God made Hitler an atheist". Lol, what a useless way to avoid the Hitler-problem. "The blame goes to atheists, cause Hitler was one. But then it kinda goes to christianity cause God made him do it"

[shrikechan]

OH GOD!! Part two is so fucking hilarious! "Hello You dead fetus-faced AIDS bollock" "I know what makes? them tick!" " may you one day wake up with a Muslim knife next to your throat!" "I'm not racist, because blacks aren't human!" "a liberal Jew librarian like you"



[xerc1]

i need one of those muslim knives, i hear they're great for preparing döner kebab.

[jaymthegenius]

Homosexual tattoos? I thought only lesbians could have homosexual tattoos (lesbians have a penchant for slumming)? Gay men (at least in America) are usually classy, and tattoos are associated with the working and underclasses. Why do you think that visible tattoos aren't allowed at work? Why do our parents tell us not to swear and to discuss certain topics? Because that is the office of certain other people.

[jaymthegenius]

I thought blacks were Negroid? Far East Asians are Mongoloid, and Indians, Arabs, Persians, and Europeans are Caucasian. At least get the scientific terms correct. I wonder who influenced these people? They all sound like they have special needs and spent too much time listening to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh lol!

[lazyperfectionist1]

Opening a Bible prevents sexual thoughts? What’s the deal with priests, then?

“Almost all scientists are agreed, global warming is a fraud.”

FACEPALM!

“Hitler WAS an atheist. God made him an atheist and sent him to murder the Jews.”

You made that one up!

“Liberal, Jew librarian?”

[Anghellik9]

I learned something today. Blacks aren't human. Thank you DWB fanbase!

[MrsBloodWolf]

How did you manage to get so many morons in one place? That takes some serious skill. You should hold a contest to see if you can find the dumbest person on You Tube.

[shrikechan]

I LOVE the music in part two! It's so up-beat!

[lazyperfectionist1]

@shrikechan Nonsense.  The music in the first part was much better.

[shrikechan]

@lazyperfectionist1 lol XD

[niriop]

The best one was "Is you a member of the BNP? If so fuck off back to Australia!" LMAO! ROTFLMAO!

[BoilingTheKettle]

'a liberal Jew librarian'...epic lol!

[hellomoto170]

liberal jew librarian... muslim knife... those two in particular, never get old.

[FHomeBrew]

You're not an smart person. No one is. Some of us can be called a smart person though.

[klhcc]

To get hatemail like that, you must be doing something right. Keep it up.

Peace.

[superdruid999]

holy crap, that people like this still exist! some of these mails dont even make any sense! "you should stop using drugs and start smocking weed instead"...........WHAT!?!? O_o

[UnitedBrooks23]

hahahahah!

[ristinraccoon]

It's always interesting how religious and right-wing hatemail always fetishises rape, especially man-on-man anal-rape. You can tell that's on their minds all the time.

Shame they don't just accept their homosexual tendencies and go get in a healthy homosexual relationship rather than try to play-out their fetishes and fantasies in such a unhealthy way.

Ah well.

[AyeYirMa]

WHAT IS THE OBSESSION WITH PEOPLE WASHING THEIR BALLS?!

Is there some muslim ritual where someone else washes your balls for you?! Seriously?!

And I've never understood these comments people always say that you look like a zombie or you have aids or you're weird looking. I dunno people are... weird...

[z43z4r]

the facial expressions are even more fun the hatemail :D

[raindog951]

Hahaha! Some of these emails are hilarious. They try so hard to be threatening and nasty and just end up being amusing.

[gingergreek]

HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hHAHAHAHAHAHa

I want more MORE!!!

[jaymthegenius]

When and where did you lie?! Not doing heroine is lying?!?!... the warped logic of Christians lol!

[Resurrected06]

These idiots claim to hate you yet, they sit there and watch all your videos (just to complain about them). They are utterly useless.

[ekhaat]

There you go, it's what I have said all the time :-)

Cheers

[V0r4xiz]

I liked "dead fetus-faced AIDS bollock" the most. Almost cried laughing. Ah, Richard, you just get the funniest hatemail in the history of hatemail ^^

[philateliceun]

anus juice, now that is clever.

[Hereticbooks]

Oh Man! This shit is great comedy fodder! That bit at the end, was that "drinkingwithbob" or just one of his dick suckers?

[thugangel110]

"You need to stop doing so many drugs and start smoking some weed man!c

[TwistedComplex]

"you have homosexual faggot tattoos"

thats was FUCKING hilarious

[MrPunkFox]

@TwistedComplex i think when he read the message "ive never seen a nigger fight a fair fight" and replyed Muhummed Ali?

[Hereticbooks]

@TwistedComplex

It was. I had a hard time telling though, when one comment ended and another began. It was all hilarious shit. I can't believe people actually THINK this way.

[TommyWylie]

If only these people knew just how much comedy talent they really have.

[procritic09]

I think it says a lot about the DWB fan base that they are so anti-intellectual they consider "librarian" to be an insult.

[madjimms]

Epically EPIC!

[angelface190081]

the music! LOL

[SkidRowRadio]

these are soo funny.. i wish i was creative enough to ape it cos i so would... non sequiter comment shat ftw

[gratex]

you goddamn librarian!

did you see that paxman edl interview last night? was funny

[lepthymo]

seeing how you love this so much i almost feel like trying to make it in myself XD

[saintpine]

RIchard, I like how these comments just make you feel better.

[nelliediddle]

wow

[MistressArte]

Lol I love the whole we aren't animals logic. It's like then what are we? Vegetable, mineral, fungi, protist, prokaryota, perhaps inanimate objects or someone's thoughts making us not really real? I would seriously like an answer to this... Because I am an animal, last time I checked the my taxonomic rank. I have no issue calling myself an animal because it's a fact. XD

[philateliceun]

@MistressArte yeah and to think the only genetic difference between humans is appearance. These fucking idiots.

[MistressArte]

@philateliceun Agreed totally. People have egos and like to think that they are special when we are, but so is every other currently alive species. That is just beyond their thinking processes.

[ThorDog81]

7 minutes of good belly laughs. This shit is great.

[PlanetBongoSan]

oh wow... 'i'm not racist, because blacks aren't human' i think that's my favourite. there's logic there, it's just.... sort of.... fucked?

[stjimmy933499399493]

2:18 most ironic thing ever

[Brighteyeslonglashes]

It frustrates me that people watch you even though they don't like you - just don't bother!!! Save your anger trolls! "Global Warming isn't true?" What? Some of these comments are brilliant! Lol.

[kelliko70]

Is "Now That's What I Call Hate Mail" #3 in the making?

[Evilanious]

@kelliko70 I recently asked him on blogtv and he said he is working on it. Cut of course, you've got to have some creative trolls and some time for them to troll you before you can make something as hilarious as this.

[NoNiceNameFound]

Wow! You quoted one of my mails. Thanks! ;)

[ChaosIncarnate7]

The music in the second one syncs up with the dialogue in the most hilarious fashion. There needs to be a word for shit like that.

[PlanetBongoSan]

@ChaosIncarnate7 syncopation? counterpoint? i agree, there does need to be a word for accidental syncopation, cause its the nuts. Once i was walking across a field at glastonbury festival and from where i was standing (and only from where i was standing, thats the great part) for a good few minutes the folk band on the stage 300 yards in front of me sync'd up perfectly with the acid house dj in the tent 200 yards to the right. Coincidence is the spice of life for me, that was a great moment.

[thebighead01]

lmao throughout that entire video. it's not just that they are wrong about everything it's just that they are so stupid about articulating it too. maybe there is a correlation....

[AHughman08]

Drinking w/ Bob fans are racist, homophobic, islamophopic, and dumb a fuck? Never would have guessed.

[Coughlan616]

@AHughman08 the ultimate irony being that Bob is a notorious Gay Muslim Pedophile

[PlanetBongoSan]

@Coughlan616 he's certainly never denied it

[dawkinsbeagle]

@AHughman08 The also hate librarians for some reason.

[mboundtogether]

thats keepin it real

[RotarFlow]

"stop trying to impose your hippy, communist, liberal anti anti PC fascist views.. etc etc "

I swear that one was sent by Rick from The Young Ones! ^.^

[MartinJWillett]

A transcript might be entertaining, but the video features Coughlan stroking his ego in public, again.

[Coughlan616]

@MartinJWillett I'd rather make videos in which I stroke my own ego than make public videos kissing someone elses arse ;)

[MartinJWillett]

@Coughlan616 Is that because nobody in the world lives up to your standards?

[juditK2007]

By Muslim sword he/she might mean a yatagan. But maybe I'm assuming a bit too much general knowledge skills for someone who was capable to write the rest of that letter.

[Rettequetette]

Good choice of music :-)

With so many people getting so pissed off that they take the effort of sending you mail like that... you know you're fighting the good fight.

[Alucard9692010]

O.o that was awesome

[FantasmaBAnco]

Who was the user with the bollocks fixation?

[Dasmaster1]

Haha~ I cant wait for Volume 3 to come out!

[hassiand]

I wish couglan would fuck over here to Australia lol

[twistedpress]

wow....and I thought MY hate mail was bad.

;)

[veggiewarriors]

It's really scary to imagine that those who spew such nonsense anonymously might be our neighbors or those we casually bump into, on our way to the grocery store :(



[MikeDecipher]

I want moar

lewl

/scratches neck

[KinisonisKlng]

cmon coughlan you don't have any haters , fuck you blocked 5 of my accounts and i still enjoy watching some of your videos

[wonderpope]

I laughed the hardest on the "islam is not a religion" and then going onto a racist rant about people from the middle-east...That one brain cell that was used to write that, must belong to a schizophrenic person

[TrollySam]

Haters gonna hate!

Where the hell did all of the nig ball wash mails come from?!

[rogan71]

"I'm not racist as blacks aren't human" has to be my favorite, but there's so much to choose from....This religion lark sounds like it really helps fight those inner demons. I must give it a go.

[rogan71]

Wonderful dark poetry....Or an unpunctuated stream of frighteningly uncoordinated gibberish....I'm scared of young people in Britain today. They are like a new species of undiscovered hominid...It makes me long for the days of the Neanderthal.

[Overseer82]

Wait.. what's wrong with librarians?

[needledropdamagedone]

The one about Henry VIII and the traitors is my favourite. Could be the only educated twat among a brainless load of idiots! Hilarious with rightly chosen background music.

[TheCuriousWays]

Jewish Librarian... some German Turk brat called me a Jew before, but that's the first time I've seen librarian used as an insult. Tells us a lot about DWB fan base if ask me.

[Gaythoven]

"your week! and not an smart person"

hahahahaha! best self-0wnage ever!!

[ScaperSteph]

LOL That's funny. Damn librarians!!! 

[ethanhuntersmith]

Well that was entertaining! 

[Tonio31]

Wow, the hatred for you is quite diverse.

[kawaiigardiner]

And if you had a Filipino boyfriend - there is something wrong with that?

[DamnedIntrovert]

"Do you support the BNP? Well, fuck off back to Australia!"

hahahah that one made me chuckle

[waltonky]

You fuckin' librarians!

[kdetton]

Wow  people are crazy !

[MilleniumAtheist]

I think that the one about the non-humans may have been a joke or satirical...

[kokofan50]

can someone tell me how these people come up with this crazy shit

[DrummerChickxx]

is the ink new? or have i just been fucking blind and dumb while watching your videos? haha

[Adnaana]

Wow, so many people are so hateful. I try not to think about it, but there is so much hate in the world. Whatever happened to just laughing, being innocent, and "live and let life"? I guess I must try to find simple joys of life where and when I find them.

[DNMCK5]

that's hysterical;p

[laflugantabastardo]

I completely lost it at "fuck off back to Australia". Wow, these people are idiots.

[FatRakoon]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!

Fucking LOLs aplenty there Coughlan

Great vid as usual.

[vermanshane]

Obama hates Churchill wtf? forgot how funny these were

[WilliamPbrane]

And they laughed at my auto ball's washer invention.

[dulceypeligroso]

My goodness Richard, you do manage to bring out the crazies.

[MillaJanick]

You get the best mail.

[ravenslaves]

Off topic...but I couldn't resist.

Who gave this video a thumbs down????

For fucks sake. If you love Coughlan, this is funny stuff, and you love it. If you HATE Coughlan, you get to hear the harshest things said about him...from his own mouth. You should love this video all the more. (arrgh)

[Coughlan000]

@ravenslaves "Who gave this video a thumbs down?"

Presumably someone who sent some of this hate mail to me

[Dasmaster1]

@Coughlan000 But its a lonely fucker isent it? :)

[PlanetBongoSan]

@Coughlan000 my guess, it was AntiBigNoses

[BlackBeWhite2k7]

@ravenslaves Drinkingwithbob

[godfree2canada]

@ravenslaves who's to say he didn't write them himself or taken from his cronies attack emails. watch below

[jasongunnz]

i cant believe all those people that wrote those have internet connections

[FmMan33]

A muslim knife? Well I'll be damned, they're converting knives to islam now too. I wonder if the knives fast...

[BabySatch1]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAAHAH

[NeroTheAtheist]

LOL ah man this is funny. Make a 3rd one xD

[awfulnhead]

i came for the music, it was the tits!

[infernaldarklord]

what's wrong with being a librarian?

[ZERO9098767]

make more hatemail vids. this one was funny as hell