Zach Galifianakis -- SHUT UP!

[honipop]

Yes, How many times I wanted scream that on bus or train

[PaleLittleGirl1]

that's the way to deal with haters!!!

[KamikazeScarecrows]

lol

[Lilkilla2012]

I'd die n kill 4 zach

[andyandnick]

I couldnt hear them talking

[MsGia91]

I love this man.

[Kyledutton]

28 people never african american'd out

[lacrossestar83]

@Kyledutton 0 people liked your comment

[Kyledutton]

@lacrossestar83 oh really i couldnt tell. because i actually have a life and dont stay on the computer all the time

[lacrossestar83]

@Kyledutton and your comeback was just as original, lol

[elvaelvirababe]

what does he say in 0:40?

[shrimpsandwhich]

@elvaelvirababe he says "i'll take you out in the parking lot and fuckin rape you" haha

[whONeEDZNaDeZ]

He calls people out like this alot kinda something he sneaks in if someone is being annoying

[superpumpernickel]

he seems to have a very similar style to demitri martin

[Raiderfan123]

@superpumpernickel Demitri martin is good, but Zach is god damn legendary

[CodePink1908]

its like he just snapped; lol "who left the dogs out woo woo woo woo"

[bruhe]

That's why I don't eat raisins. lol.

[gnortznitz]

...and that's why I don't eat raisins.

[Arcanage]

HE AINT GON' EMAIL YOU

[RonPaulMountainBiker]

26 people didn't get it.

[dgerke08]

@Toxicdude you writing a youtube comment on somebody you don't admire..epic fail.

[Toxicdude]

@dgerke08 the epic fail is you. just because u like him does not mean I should. first impression is a golden rule....whats epic is ur comment hahahaha...every second in the word, a comment is made on things we know and dont know, why? kuz its our right.....Durrrrhhhhhh

[sircambam]

so mushh swag

[Nonghyupful]

RIP, Zach!!

[TheConnordt]

@Nonghyupful

hes not dead

[BabyblueQtPie4u]

lmfao claudia got it told!

[BloodEssential]

i remember seeing him on tim and eric and thinking he was fucking funny XD the snuggler XD

[MultiFortran]

" If you laugh i'm gonna fucking rape you!" ahahahaha

[ST4RS19]

This is in NC right?

[umcoeur]

@ST4RS19 Yup. In Carrboro, at Cat's Cradle.

[MrSinisterkid]

@umcoeur Damn I live in NC I heard he lives in NC id love to see him live

[davidarchuletakrazy]

I love Zach Galifianakis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is so effing funny. the only thing is with this is that this was part of his monolouge when he hosted SNL. but thats ok bcuz i love the very ambidexterous flute player. lol. so funny.

[bryceskates4life]

goddamn he's quick!

[lster97]

0:16 at claudia lol

[scarlettbegonia777]

I wish I could've known who he was before he did get mainstream, but I don't know how to find out about absolutely hilarious people before their prime... :/ But I love him XD

[dantorski]

honestly, why the hell would you be jabbing on your cell phone when your seeing a celebrity do stand up. if you ask me, thats fucking shameful

[slisenko]

lol

[Blackout772]

Don't criticize me on my opinion...but he's so cute.

[alterbridgefan99]

@Blackout772

yeah he really is :)

[jwa1151]

lmao he was yelling at Claudia :D

[JustinSumrall]

He is notorious for planting people

[pulsating123]

the entire clip where he has her on the stage is great

[BJZnRPZ]

Don't tell me to shut up !

[Theoriginalshamer]

@BJZnRPZ Claudia?

[d4rk4knight]

@BJZnRPZ LMAO

[beymickey]

if comedy doesn't work out he should look into childcare

[DefineDeath090]

Zach is hilarious, his acting + comedy = Perfection of generating laughter.

[BIGpoppasmurf220]

i blacked out...i mean african-americaned out

[HolyCity2012]

Playing a melody on the piano and then jumping up and yelling "shut-up, shut-up!" is just part of his act. It had nothing to do with this particular show or "two dumb brats who wouldn't stop talking.

[bizmastercool]

except it did,

watch Zach Galifianakis berates an audience member

[5hu7o]

i think these are part of his acts

[buddy1574]

thanks alot bin-ladan

[josswhedon692]

Where can I find a transcript of this?

[verbal202236]

He says "I'm gonna take you out into the parking lot and fucking rape you!"

then follows with "No no no...it wont be rape"

and then a hand full of jokes

[MagneticDog]

How dare you she's a nice lady

[loveme4me07]

Lol, win

[error98123]

im thinking about getting my bartenders license

[envolopee]

I actually really like his jokes, he a one liner comedian. I find hid jokes very original, if you here any of his new stuff its even funnier.

[Bobablazer]

he's so angry and insane and short fat and hairy...he's me!

[kurt9876543210]

you know, for a non-jew, he's a hella funny gentile

[kurt9876543210]

he's hella good piano player, what the fuck happened with him

[LEMINEMINEM]

your language is very offensive

[KrJtAngel]

@LEMINEMINEM My comment wasn't offensive in anyway other than I thought the video was funny. The part in parenthesis wasn't "the funny part" I was referring to, I couldn't understand what he said and I hoped it was something taking it back as in "it's a joke" which I think is what he said. I'm sorry you misunderstood.

[LEMINEMINEM]

@KrJtAngel okkk... you have obviously never seen the hangover

[D0g63rt]

Why the fuck do you care if there's little red marks next to some piece of shit you wrote on the internet.

[waltersobcheck2]

hes pretty funny but its definately the same product over and over and over.

[dtcmac]

@vengance no not at all

[vengance9888]

Zach is the new Chuck Norris :)

[shmolemanfresh]

@vengance9888 i really dont see why

[KrJtAngel]

Galiafanfuck please. HAHAHA... what was he saying about raping? (after rape in the parking lot, the 2nd thing?)

[brackettWI]

@krjtangel

I think he said "that was a joke"

[marsyvolty1]

and then after the "that was a joke"thing i think he asked if she wanted to get raped

[turellsolution]

0:15 i fuckin jumped!

[Toomapoosh]

This isn't about you and your loud mouth, it's about me and my fucking beard!!!

-Zach Galifianakis

[thejamsession86]

I love this mans style of comedy!

[AlexAmerling19]

One of the best comedians ever

[alecfras]

"Last night I got really drunk and I blacked ou- African American'd out." fucking funny

[konishiwatsu]

I usually get upset when someone goes mainstream and THEN everyone is all "omg" about them. But with Zach, i'm glad he did what he did, everyone deserves to be introduced to the genius that is...Zach Galifianakis

[Zwartekaka]

People who introduced him were no geniouses thou...he had to shave off his beard and all..I mean thats just part of his act.

[spitball123]

yeah, i bet now you don't feel all special. too bad

[awill19]

@konishiwatsu i agree. its one thing if someone goes mainstream by being something completely fake, but I think Zach was just being who he was and now the rest of America is just now finding out how funny he is. The same thing is happening with Louis C.K. right now

[mechajabo]

@awill19 agree completely, I've been fans of both Zach and Louis C.K for years now and I'm glad they're getting more attention. They are both masters of their craft

[Profane780]

@konishiwatsu dumbest thing I've ever fucking heard, if someone is good and they go mainstream shouldn't you be happy that everyone can get the same enjoyment from their material as you do? Not only that, but once they go "mainstream" they also have exposure and you get more material to enjoy... idiot

[TheVexated]

@Profane780

dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. If you haven't noticed, most people change when they go mainstream and lose a big part of what made them who they are... idiot.

[Ihasangerissues]

@Profane780 I don't think you understood correctly.

he/she dislikes it when people go batshit crazy over minor things that mainstream comedians do, whereas a lesser known comedian wouldn't get as much shit for yelling at someone in the audience

[hcvideoproductions]

@Profane780 He's glad he isn't mainstream so that people don't like him because that's what everyone likes. People like him because he is funny. Like mainstream musicians like lil wayne, and shit that isn't real music, just everybody likes it because everybody likes it. That's what he's saying you dumb fuck

[HolyCity2012]

@konishiwatsu WOW!

You are soooo underground, anti-establishment!

You must be the most awsome guy with a YouTube account!

[konishiwatsu]

@HolyCity2012 nope, I just know how to spell awesome is all.

[easierplans]

@konishiwatsu Hahah I totally agree. I've been a fan of him for a long time, and I doubt that will ever change.

[richiecong]

@konishiwatsu i hate comments like that, i hear the same shit about rappers, that stay underground because they dont want the fame blah blah blah, if you could have millions for doing the same thing your doing normally you would have to be a fucking idiont not to go main stream. The people that stay underground usually just suck and wouldnt MAKE it main stream

[VirulentFilms]

@richiecong No, you clearly don't understand how it works. Going professional means that the art becomes an obligation. The music, or stand up act, which was once a hobby, becomes a job. Do you realize how little artists are actually paid by record companies? The average band gains 13% of profit from an album, meaning for every $1000 sold, the artist earns $20. Artists stay underground to maintain integrity. It's not always about the money.

[VirulentFilms]

@VirulentFilms and lastly, the reasoning "if its unpopular, it must suck" or vice versa is a fallacy. An underground artist who is good will have a fan base regardless of being underground or not. Simply because the artist is not to your tastes does not mean the artist is not objectively talented. Mainstream, by definition, is anything that is considered normal. You are saying that artists who are not normal suck because they do not wish to conform.

[BlackLabelForLife]

@VirulentFilms you having ago at nothing the guy just didnt like the top rated comment stop ranting on for the sake of it the top rated comment was saying that he did not like popular artists who once did small time stuff which is bullshit emo talk people should just enjoy the comedy

[Ripmypantsatnight]

@VirulentFilms SHUT UP, just SHUT UP!!!!

[qwizzler]

@VirulentFilms 13 percent of 1000 is 130 you mongoloid.

[VirulentFilms]

@qwizzler You clearly misread what I said. They get 13% of TOTAL profit, not out of every 1,000 copies. The math is right, yo.

[konishiwatsu]

@richiecong You have a beautiful Golden Retriever

[liquidmetal12]

zach grand dad

[wolfmandan72]

The next Garrison Keiller.

[GBart]

Zach Galifianakis is a goddamn genius

[koolkid242]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Toastpolice]

lol, he stole the show in the hangover, but i loved him when i saw out cold

[theocean1973]

i heard of him from the hangover, but his standup is funnier than his appearance in the hangover i think

[Wierdplaceflms]

Lol it's funny people only heard of him from the hangover. But then again, it was his first real mainstream appearance. I loved him in T&EASGJ!.

[wbcarlson]

out cold was his first major appearance

[chair07]

out cold was fucking awesome

[squeezeslemons]

I was fabreezing my beard.. lmao

[bucktoofus]

pwn'd

[getupUsonofabtch]

I blacked out...I African-americaned out.

[videomaker4378]

HE IZ SO SO SO FUNNY

[mrthinksalot]

The moments that preceded this make this moment even funnier.

[idshifter]

he doesn;t plant them. He waits for an opportunity and takes it. There are always talkers at these shows so it is easy for him.

[idshifter]

Already done that. What's next

[JcWhatCounts20]

You first.

[wmorrison13]

Dam! those brats got their asses handed to them.

[tripportreat]

Not at the table Carlos! lol

[xchn1]

did zach dead

[kennydied63]

LOOK WHAT CARLOS IS DOIN!

[baconbabies00]

That's why I don't eat raisins anymore!

xD

Fucking CLASSIC!!

:]

[d983394]

He's hands down one of the funniest comedians alive, but that movie he's gonna be in soon looks really stupid and unfunny.

I hope he's not gonna have some sort of comedic decline

[haolekillah]

looks like it could be funny

[skinxgraft]

you obviously haven't seen out cold, and yet hes still around and hilarious

[d983394]

dude, as stupid as it was, I loved out cold, especially zach's character.

[talebi818]

fucking hilarious in that movie omg

[thedizzit]

the hangover? that movie looks fuckin hilarious especially since it comes out same time as land of the lost because that looks really dumb so it will make hangover look better

[thizzface530]

the hangover looks hilarious as shit

[mynewGratedaccount]

the hangover was hilarious!

[scottyt1835]

the hangover WAS hilarious as shit

[SerialKillerDuck]

Well I thought it was a great movie, but even if you don't think it looks good, I would still recommend seeing it for Zach's character.

[d983394]

I stand corrected, I saw it last night

pretty freakin funny

they really let zach do his own brand of comedy.

you can all stop hating me via youtube comments.

[schnurr31]

funniest man alive.

[MusicJew158]

he is clearly kidding about the raping her holy shit he is just saying that to shut them the fuck up

[tacuvo]

I hate people that keep on talking at these things.. morons..

[eddefy22]

lol

[TheWatcherPt2]

gonna rape you? lmao

[portugalsurvive]

:25 He grins to the rest of the audience assuring them that it is all part of his act.

Whatever dark place that his comedy comes from, I really believe he means it all in the most humble way possible.

[kingofthelaugh]

thank you for being so talented Zach Galifanakis

[MrMidwest]

What's the next thing he says right after "I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and fuckin' rape you."? I couldn't understand.

[mysoteria7]

yeah. than he said just kidding

[2tonsoup]

i think he said if i see her in the parking lot im going to rape her

[DrummerBoone]

Im not really a raper...

[Jackifried]

holy fuckin damn that gave me a fright, lol

[LoudValves]

they're plants...

[AsG1989]

gotta hate people who text and talk on the phone nonstop

[cool3929]

Texting doesn't bother me, just be cool about it, talking is a fucking bitch.,

[sweetblood329]

hahahaha,  he is fuckin awesome

[SickDrummer2438]

Zach's trying not to smile at 0:26

[Resiakkk]

I noticed that too.

[m2frogger]

Yeah that beach party sounds so raven.

[xxEdwardTeachxx]

Let's go have a beach party!

[OMGsebastian]

THIS IS IT!!!

im tired of you guys treating me this way!!!!

=]

[WTCmothafucka]

this is part of his act.

[Ben0087]

lmao!! "I have the body of a 3rd grader who looks like he's swallowed a penguin" XD

[garfiglio]

geia sou re Zakare!

[exacerbatedtaboo]

I love Zach Galifinakis...Isn't he supposed to be sick or have some sort of health problem?

[tamadrummer21]

yea he is too funny for our own health

[killthefakes666]

lmfao that freaked me the fuck out!

[davisfowlkes]

"QUOTES!"

[PunchDLove]

"I was febreezing my beard today when-".

yeah, I want to know what he says.