Dramatic Readings of Youtube Comments: Bush and Pizza

[NotHomelessAnymore]

*copies and pastes AwfulVision's comment*

[willmandude]

Great Christopher Walken impression.

[tt89898989]

Is Permindex the guy from true capitalist radio?

[Sonofanoob]

You guys should really make a new video.

[pwninator345]

Isn't it sort of an oxymoron to say Zionist Satanist, I mean I don't claim to be an expert on the subject but from what I understand the Zionist conspiracy is , "ZOMG JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD!"

Last time I checked Yahweh isn't Satan.

[kmoodyblues]

FREEDOM AND PURE LIGHTNING PEACE

[CommunistSpyware]

FAKE!.

[Beatmyguest001]

ZIONIST. Like Zion. Get it. The city in the Matrix. Fuck yuh.

[Pooky1991]

OMGO_O That AwfulVision comment was one of the best thumbs up comments I've ever seenXD

[SirDrFish]

This video has more likes than dislikes. Clearly this is a zionist conspiracy to discredit those that know the truth by popularising videos which mock them so it it reinforces the sheeples idea that those who speak the truth about the zionists of the NWO are 'crack pots', when infact they are more intelligent and enlightened than the sheeple will ever be.

[Agent1W]

Your Walken impersonation is better than mine.

[DuchessAliana]

Having someone read comments out loud REALLY makes you realize how stupid we all sound when posting stuff on this site. LOL

[DrShaym]

Wow, this video is a year old now.

[RoboMelvana]

@DrShaym q: what do this video and bush have in common

a: both old

[Mysterious0Bob]

@RoboMelvana penis

[MidnaKoopa]

@Mysterious0Bob I agree. Penis.

[0987cheez]

I think it goes Obama<Bush<Almost every other president. He wasn't a good president, but then again he wasn't really that bad of one.

[LlamaSims2010]

Q) WHAT DOES A PIZZA AND BUSH HAVE IN COMMON ?

A) BOTH UGLY . . . huh? O_o

[RaithGuy]

wtf, pizza isn't ugly!

[inferno232]

"Oh, crap, I stubbed my toe-" "ZIONIST CONSPIRACY!" "...I have gas?" "ZIONIST CONSPIRACY!" "I'm out of salt?" "ZIONIST CONSPIRACY!"

[Nannirk]

wow oo must be stooped.!!!! serisly why the haet u pice of shut?!?!??

BUSH IS AWESOME AND YOU NEED TO BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

No need to flag this comment as spam. I was just trying to not be not not funny, and I failed.

[KirbyRoolz47]

1:36 Is awesome.

[dalektaliban]

LOL defythethoughtpolive

[pickledcheesellamas]

@dalektaliban How funny, I'm just now rereading 1984.

[Notokayipromise]

Can you do Mega 64 comments?

[GarlicPudding]

look everybody, a f*** up!

Brilliant!

[Meisgeniusidiot]

Clap.

[masterpiraka]

klap

[kutterkirby]

Wow, is there not a such thing called "common courtesy" nowadays?

anyways, I am liking this series very much!

I would ask to do one on failblog comments, but they're all the same.

[Yeard491]

I do not understand the thought process of the comparison of Bush and a pizza. I wish I could speak to his person, so he or she may help me to understand his or her stupidity.

[WeHateYourMum]

@Yeard491 There is no comparison to be made. The original video was about Bush getting verbal abuse in a pizza joint.

[Yeard491]

@WeHateYourMum  I wasn't refering to the title, I was refering to the joke FUCKZIONISM666 made.

[dalektaliban]

@Yeard491 both ugly

[GirlWithNothing]

@dalektaliban how is pizza ugly...?

[MrSpazDoctor]

"Thumb up this comment if you think Bush did 9/11 hates jews, or put mind control in our drinking water. I wanna see how many broken indivduals Im dealing with here."

25 THUMBS UP.

Goddammit.

[pwnedTAS]

You've gotta love how people were simultaneously accusing GWB of being a Jew-hater AND a Zionist co-conspirator. Um....what?

[Silvsilvchan]

You need more videos mocking people that think Santa Claus did 9-11.

I mean, any one with a brain knows 9-11 didn't happen at all, it was just the government machines pumping hypno gas into NYC causing mass hallucinations and a few CGI video clips of planes flying into buildings.

I wonder how the government will explain itself when we find the twin towers INTACT on Venus.

[frentable2]

@Silvsilvchan wat?

[YaDangSkippy]

hard to believe so many people are racist toward the Jews

I already knew everyone hates Bush :P

nice voices 5/5

[DrShaym]

Oh shit, a reference to me at the end.

[DrShaym]

1:39, oh my God. I'm actually the one who did that. I signed into 21 alternate accounts and just thumbs-upped it over and over again.

[Freak2121GTAF]

@DrShaym Shame on you, Dr.Shaym. :P

[Doona1055]

@DrShaym yeah, they guy at 1:30 needs to have a deep black dude voice...

[6Shooter28]

Oddly enough, this comment also has twenty-five thumbs up.

[DrShaym]

Jesus, I was thinking about doing a Stupid Comment Readings about that video.

[Maindrian]

Hey, we barely scratched the surface. Well over 2000 comments and rising, getting more and more crazy. DEFYtheTHOUGHTPOLICE deserves an entire video of his own.

[TheLastEmporer999]

I like you dramatic readings saga thusfar, but this one was poor...

[supaflyjohnson]

Ahahaha i love the Internet

[witchkingofangmar1]

Thinking that the jews should have Israel apparently means you are a satanist.

[iherduliek]

dont ever argue with the wacko zionist conspiracy people, theyre fucking retarded

[frentable2]

@iherduliek coming from a zionist.

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

@iherduliek Try arguing with them IRL then its hell :P

[SubtleDemise]

Haha the first one...Definitely Christopher Walken lol. :)

[Armando51roosters]

just shocking

ohh blame the jews!

What the deal with people hating jews anyway?

[Gight77]

for the lulz

[irocz0r]

Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

[BackgroundBailey]

Nice job as always. Maybe you should consider doing one of Metrokur's videos; they get all kinds of nasty comments, especially their FF videos.

A lot of crackpots on the internets, huh?

[Staplefreak]

3:24 was the best lol

[jkf41197]

Hell yeah phil

[Raditz86]

XD "clap" oh youtube what will i do with your racist tendancies.

[NaziJesus]

Do you think the government puts drugs in your water?

If yes, thumbs up my comment!

[Silvsilvchan]

Does chlorine count?

[Mcree114]

lol how that one comment got 25 thumbs up.

[MrProdigi]

lol

[MetalGearOtakon]

I yelled "YES!" when I saw this video posted