It's Hard

[MelodicRainbow]

Kanaya just got trolled.

[MrBloodyFrostbite]

ErIdAn..... WhY. ;~; -GaMzEe

[thecuteandcuddlyrock]

Proud to be a Virgo :)

[konakona271]

REALLY ERIDAN!?!?!?! WAIT, NEVERMIND IT DOES NOT SURPRISE ME THAT YOU DID THAT!

[BBsmexy]

AHHHH!!! WTF!!!

[TheZephoxx]

best way to pickup a girl ive ever seen

(walks up to a girl)

me:hey

girl:(ghasp!) (slaps me)

me: WTF oh shit i have a t-shirt that says its so hard.... and throbbin (facepalm)

[GamzeeMakara69]

My reaction:

"Awww, poor Eridan, let Kanaya comfort yo- WHAT THE FUCK"

[hypotheticalbacon]

C'mon, Eridan. That Was A Dick Move And You Know It.

[TheMusicalPsycho]

I'm a Virgo. There's a creepy guy at my school who once said something very similar to this. If I had had a chainsaw...

[megacpfan82]

My dad's patron troll is Eridan... And so is mine... But I don't know anyone who's Kanay--

WAIT. ...

HOLYFUCKWHATTHESHITTHATSUNBELI­EVABLEWHYWOULDTHATEVENMAKESENS­EANDWHYAMISPEAKINGWITHNOSPACES­WHATSOEVERANDWHYAMIINCAPSTHISI­SBULLSHITCONGRATULATIONSFORREA­DINGTHISTHINGFULLOFSHITYOUMUST­HAVENOTHINGTODOSINCEYOUREADTHI­SFAROMGWHYAREYOUSTILLREADINGNO­WIMPISSEDSTOPITRIGHTNOWBEFOREI­ASKKANAYAIFICANBORROWHERCHAINS­AW

[mdalsted]

@megacpfan82 ........Soooo, who's Kanaya?

[HeavyMetalHindu]

@mdalsted the chick in the video

[mdalsted]

@HeavyMetalHindu No no, I mean what made you react the way you did?

[laggona15]

@Minsheme ha ha i got that

[ProjectCutie]

... I wonder which head came off???

[Minsheme]

@ProjectCutie The one between his legs.

[winxgirlalways]

I'm in THAT part of YouTube again, aren't I?

[hetaliafan215]

But Kanaya. That was the plan. For you to overeact on Eridan and saw him in half. And you DID IT.

[Usagiluvsu]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFt

i saw that one commin xD

[glaceon101able]

Kan is my patron troll, an I have a Aquarius friend( whom is a guy) who would seriously say something like this xD

[EvanescentBloo]

So is anybody actually embarrassed to have Eridan as their patron troll??

[bass1master]

@EvanescentBloo No, but is it weird taht my patron troll is Feferi and my fiance's is Equius o,o?

[FSKProductions2010]

@EvanescentBloo Pffffff I WISH Eridan was my patron troll. Even if me and Nepeta are exactly alike,

[ConcerningWHATNOW]

Thank you Kanaya!

[MaddiMoesuckra]

Well that was... *sunglasses*

a dick move.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[trioxyz7]

@MaddiMoesuckra Nice.

[Zxerom]

@MaddiMoesuckra Joke was already made

get some new material

[MaddiMoesuckra]

@Zxerom

I would

but then again I'm not trying to entertain you.

[Zxerom]

@MaddiMoesuckra obviously.

[Yakida01]

dat last second...eyurghgh

[mikeo20011]

Well this is my patron troll -_-

[BelgianBabe99]

Allow me to be of some assistance, Eridan.... *rape face*

[GLaD1138]

So he got cut in half. Right? Please let be what happened... Please for all that is decent...

[K4RK4T3R3Z1]

Make that 13 times I've watched it

[K4RK4T3R3Z1]

I've watched this 9 times and I still laugh every time

[dysfunctionalangel1]

What really happened...

[Ipinkygirl]

Chainsaw~!

[sukoXUryuu]

OH MY GOD I JUST DIED.

[Jh5kRadio]

ending sounds painful.

[OtakuLife12]

It's..It's hard and... THROBBIN~ BOOM CHACKALACKALACKA!

[Kurolli]

Eridan, the Quagmire of Homestuck :I

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

@Kurolli Only...He hasn't been laid yet....At least....to my recollection...e_o

[AnarchyandHedonism]

And now it's soft... soft and bleedin'

[zoober555]

Lmoa

oh

fuck

lamo*

lmis*

ima*

fuck it*

[Nnoitrastalker]

I SAW IT COMING, WHY ERIDAN WHY!

[TrtTheSickness]

THAT'S ERIDAN! *audience claps and laughs as theme music begins to play*

[MsMikoH]

This is probably why she killed him :33

[puppylover41925]

I felt bad for him...

until the end

and I started laughing hhysterically

[Xilivicus]

"-and then they did it."

: |

[XxPrinceofHerosxX]

This is why I imagin Eridan being a old pedo when he's older. He's only thirteen now and like this, oh god. EVERYONE RUN!!! Nevermind....thanks Kanya~

[alessandro348]

Oh God that slide whistle just brought everything together. 

[SprinklezTheHunter]

And Eridan never touched a boob.

EVER.

[acethenuke114]

@SprinklezTheHunter NYEH!

[macey101catlover]

OMG xoD

[LilxPipi]

*chainsaws* XD

[AppleDapple13]

I knew he was going to ruin it. XD

[dewatdawn1]

LMOA. ==

[MsSydBunny]

Lmaooooooo

[DrCookieCrumbles]

AND THEN HE PULLED A ROPE AND A BUCKET FELL ON HER

[slk1771]

Shit, now im more like eridan 

[zoober555]

I. I was not expecting that.

[dewatdawn1]

OBBY ;D

[Magitithefox]

I knew this was going to happen lol

[dragongirl1501]

AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHH

[NameOnTheSpine]

I SEE NO BUCKET.

[Solqueen86]

Aaaaaah Yeah!

[ShuKittychan]

:33< Ugh! That creepy Eridan. mreow~

[legonuz]

Makes my Day.

[Breakingmoon1]

that2 diisturbiing

[Mswordx23]

I'm not even entirely sure Alternians have dicks.

[sObErGaMzEe3713]

I knew what the title meant anyway... I saw it coming... ._.

[CentaurTesticles]

@sObErGaMzEe3713 nonono you saw it "cumming"

[FlubbahProductions]

Eridan you dumbfuck, you forgot she has a chainsaw.

[coolmacncheese]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD

[Therealjoe2010]

Missed it by that much Eridan.

[legonuz]

Everytime it gives me a chuckle seeing this.

[firepelt769]

And that's why Eridan died.

[Faylahh]

The real reason she sliced him in half XD

[RDMxIron]

o.o I died a little inside

[censoredlove99]

. . .bow chika wow wow

[gamzeemakara132]

HOW DO I OXEGEN!

[portaljumper339]

I can honestly say I did not see that coming. Kanaya's reaction was my own.

[CraniumMaddoo]

Bwah, I don't think Eridan would ever stoop that low. I mean I know he's desperate but I don't think he'd make bad sex jokes.

[cjkiscoolmon]

Dat bad pron music..

[deamonfoox]

NOBODY BUT ERIDAN

[AugustBlevins]

At first I was like "D'awww no Eridan no you're my favorite..." Then I was all "OHMYGOD HOLYSHIT HOWDOIAIR. WHAT IS BREATHHHHEEEE" XD

[trioxyz7]

Hes only half the mann he was before. Oh wait, scratch that.

[BrightestShadows]

and here i thought that there would actually be some eridan pity

NOPE

OTL

[Dragonpsychologist]

The real reason She chopped Him in Half.

[TavBro3059]

Haha, I knew how that was going to end before I even watched it. XD

[superbananabandana]

Dang... Gerard Way knew what he was saying when he said teenagers scare the living crap out of him! They totally terrify me too! And I am a teenager! ( a teenager that's rambling)

[GMSjk777]

no kanaya! ii need that two help me fiil my bucket2!

[TheBurrowingHippo]

And this is why you don't fuck with Kanaya.

[brotherjames10]

:33 < and then eridan died the end h33 h33

[GlorifiedMonster]

where is the throbbing and how can i help~?

[iPootis]

thats wwhat i call... a dick movve

[wontonwu]

@iPootis YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhh

[MegaShroom22]

TEENAGE ANGST OFF THE PORT BOW

[monkyman26O]

@MegaShroom22 DEEP REGRET AND AGONY ON 40 DEGREES STARBOARD.

[911Goofy]

This explains everything.

[reneepangelina]

its hard and...throbin lol!!!

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Quick, Kanaya! Suck out ALL HIS BLOOD so he can never have a boner again!

[halosky258]

@MarshmallowRadiation ....think about wwhat you just said.....

[InvaderSketch]

I can never view this video the same way again.

Ever.

[eclipzcis]

I would have done worse than a chainsaw

[eclipzcis]

kanaya's too good for him ¬_¬

[Silveristhebest123]

OMG, I'm currently giggling quietly while smiling like an idiot and biting my tongue all in an attempt not to laugh and wake up my mom. Cause this video would be REALLY hard to explain.

[ghybgvyfbfrthnbftghd]

i so saw that "coming"

[vampirekitty001]

.... i'd still hug it

[swirlycake]

i nearly spit my water out when he said throbin omg

[limegreensoffes]

i;m dying.

[IlphaeRenegade]

@doseusa Actually I'm pretty sure Hussie said something about her being attracted exclusively to girls the way some people are attracted exclusively to, say, Asians or redheads or overweight people. Not to say that homosexuality is a recognized thing in troll society, but she definitely has a girl fetish.

[1mN070k47]

LAUGHING SO HARD.

I can't believe..... Oh my cod.....

[890rich]

:O

[paigetaelor]

0:17

hear that? that was the sound of my world. shattering to pieces.

[MARSTheSkinMaker]

Eridan: I regret nothing!

[Tackington]

Bow chicka wah wahhhh

[Negaferret]

I CAN'T BREATH

[HREsama]

kanaya

[EeveeChan132]

there goes his kids :B

[doseusa]

But dude she's a lesbian

Erisan you're a failure at life.

[xXTheDarkLemonXx]

@doseusa trolls dont have gay, it doesnt matter to them...then again, either way eridan would still end up alone... XD

[doseusa]

@xXTheDarkLemonXx Yeah I know all that, Its just a joke that Kanaya's a lesbian because most of her ships are with other female trolls

And hah yeah no matter what in the end Eridan is single XD

[TheChrissieK]

my face was the same as kanayas!

[gamerella3476]

and eriden died a virgin. the end

[12345wery]

i see octopimp trying this on a girl

[RockinzStarz]

never piss off a girl with a chainsaw lol

[GreyWolfHowl]

Should've known ONLY Eridan would pull a move like that..... -_____-"""

[scampynoXP]

1S H3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT H1S W4ND >:?

[SleenyWeenie]

i kinda saw it coming...

am i dirty? ._.

[TheBurrowingHippo]

And that's why you don't hit on Kanaya.

Well I guess you can, just do it from a safe distance.

[WheatDragon]

I sneezed after this video and my nose started bleeding.

[IishEmmy]

:D

[SkytheRacoon]

I lost my shit when I heard the chainsaw.

[TripleKekkon]

KNEW IT

[Frizzapalooza]

Everyone: Have innocence ruined

[mshurricane415]

Omg I was like :l then I was o,o and then XD

[jonasisnumba1]

as soon as he said THROBIN i laughed, cryed, choked and farted.

AT THE SAME TIME

[monkyman26O]

@jonasisnumba1 HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!

[jonasisnumba1]

@monkyman26O it was so hard....for me.

[popqueen54321]

@jonasisnumba1 You exploaded!

[UTAUtarded]

@jonasisnumba1 Ouch.

[Sweetblood4u]

I love that shit eating grin after he says it.

[SunnyTheBunny1]

My friend is an aquarius...

and I'm a virgo...

[ghostgirl21696]

@SunnyTheBunny1 I'm an Aquarius and my mom AND sister are virgo...

...WAIT I just realized how awkward that makes it...

[beautikillzz]

Ah, classic dick joke.

[xXAnxietyAttackXx]

How did I not see that coming.

SERIOUSLY.

[ToonTownCatII]

WHY DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING.

[QueenXOfXHearts77]

2o totally 2aw that comiing

[ThirtyThousandMiles]

this is how eridan's death should have went

[Waddles62949]

What's the first song? Gad, this is funny.

[mangacat11]

You know the saying "nice guys finish last"?

Yeah, I thought poor Eri had some hope.

Then I saw this.

[MrMilo46]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[WheatDragon]

My two fellow Aquarian friends at school would so say something like this. OTL

Mehhhhhh I don't feel like an Aquarius...yet. |D /brick'd

[JDroneX]

i saw that coming (<no pun intended) from the moment i saw the thumbnails name.

[tinket22]

i SO saw that coming

[superbananabandana]

There is something majorly wrong w/ Eridan!

[Downfall466]

that sounded dirty when kanaya sawed off eridans dick but then again its not liked he used it or needed it for that matter lolz thumbs up if u agree

[TheDdude50]

haha i c wat u did thar

[puppylover41925]

Oh gosh,

I paused this to exit out.

then the video started playing.

for a few seconds I got really scared becuase my volume is REALLY low, so it sounded like it was coming from my kitchen.

XD

then a second later, i realized I accidentally clicked play.

XD

[puppylover41925]

ROFL

at first I thought eridan was gonaa say something else.

guess I was wrong.....

*nervous laughter*

[paranoidude]

This is how Octo recovers from Nightmare House.

[yaoifanvice]

i thought the other way around lol

[GirlTaku]

loool :D

[UnknownCrazyInsanity]

@jacio9 Trolls finally acknowledged lesbianism? Huh...I thought they hated stuff like that...

[Ginny191]

@UnknownCrazyInsanity

Homosexuality and incest is not a "thing" in the troll's society. Neither is necrophilia, bestiality, pedophilia, or any of those other things that aren't socially acceptable in human society.

Kanaya may only have flush crushes on females - but that doesn't mean she isn't attracted to men. She's just not attracted to the men she has been introduced to thus far. ;)

[UnknownCrazyInsanity]

@Ginny191 Right right, that's what I meant. They don't really accept gender separation as a thing either...all the same to them.

[jacio9]

@UnknownCrazyInsanity Well, it's not exactly lesbianism. It's more of Kanaya having a girl fetish.

[SegaFan64]

My last comment was from a few days ago, why am I still laughing now?