IF MY COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE VENTURE BC A COMPANY AND I NEED TO MERGE OR GET A VALUATION; BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES AN IB, THESE ANALYSTS R GOING 2 BE MY CLIENTS THEY'RE GUNNA SIT BACK AND FEEL BAD THAT THEY'RE NEVER GOING 2 MAKE AS MUCHJ AS ME
THINK ABOUT IT: SCUMBAG jamie dimon. THEE #1 MOST UNETHICAL/ILLEGAL PERSON ON WS MAKES HOW MUCH AGAIN? LIKE 18 MILLION? THINK OF EVERYONE UNDER HIM. EVERYONE UNDER IOM
Thats why Management consulting is the best business career. Not only are they versatile by working on different strategy/finance turnaround/operations cases thereby learning all there is to know about business but they also have better pay/work hour ratio
As opposed to plans going backwards?
aluisious 3 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahahahaahha!
SonnyZH 3 months ago
Jesus... that sounds exactly like my VP...
WHAT THE FUCK DO U WANT ME TO DO ALREADY!!
I'm so glad I moved to trading
TheScaracom 5 months ago
Oh Man, I Love This!!
BlazinRican 5 months ago
Work Hard Play Hard thats tag line of NVIDIA...........!!!
hitsassasian 5 months ago
Brilliant :0
VeterusTV 6 months ago
IF MY COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE VENTURE BC A COMPANY AND I NEED TO MERGE OR GET A VALUATION; BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES AN IB, THESE ANALYSTS R GOING 2 BE MY CLIENTS THEY'RE GUNNA SIT BACK AND FEEL BAD THAT THEY'RE NEVER GOING 2 MAKE AS MUCHJ AS ME
THINK ABOUT IT: SCUMBAG jamie dimon. THEE #1 MOST UNETHICAL/ILLEGAL PERSON ON WS MAKES HOW MUCH AGAIN? LIKE 18 MILLION? THINK OF EVERYONE UNDER HIM. EVERYONE UNDER IOM
EXACTLY
Eleetnessful 6 months ago
Haha, my boss is like that. :)
NiHaoWoJiaoYang 6 months ago
Haha so true!
bliko7 7 months ago
God this is so true it freaks me out
clearout 7 months ago
lol :(
ruwbox 7 months ago
God I hated management consulting!
LOW HANGING FRUIT AAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!
757WN 9 months ago
this is exactly spot on. especially the "have it on my desk by morning so i can look at it next week"
dchstrack 9 months ago 16
This guy learned project management from the Apprentice.
Dancolehawk 1 year ago
Man this is so spot on it's scary.
powerfullogic 1 year ago 14
haha funny
Abs9106 1 year ago
Thats why Management consulting is the best business career. Not only are they versatile by working on different strategy/finance turnaround/operations cases thereby learning all there is to know about business but they also have better pay/work hour ratio
emptycell 1 year ago
@emptycell true...from a management consultant...money ain't everything...(and YES I could have been a banker with my engineering/maths degree)
demurgetroid 10 months ago
At first this made me chuckle.
Then I realised it hits WAY too close to home and I was like :'( .
darkaveng 1 year ago
*ROFL*
AlcoholLevel 1 year ago