McCain Tells Chuck Norris Where To Stick It

[danceswithcatfish]

Chuck Norris for president

[yoohootube]

McCain was too old and crabby then and he's even older and crabbier now. He needs to retire and go home. This might be the only thing I agree with Chuck on.

[26yearstoorion]

While i don't follow Mr Norris on polital views i do admire his personality and personna... right on Chuck!

[ImSoHershey]

the funny thing is if kids could vote who was president it would be with out a doubt

Chuck norris

[whoo689]

Howdly ho, neighborino!

[minkymarly]

If Chuck Norris did surgery on my brain i would be asian :D

[pjmack79]

mccain i'm sure wears depends...all the time.

[TheBadness98]

that was creepy

[MightyBaconSammich]

I'm so confused... what the fuck made YouTube think I would like this video?

[jordisonluva]

chuck norris FTW

[kel1981]

The fuck...?

[GETHIGHWIFME]

cmon its CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

[biped19]

Norris should put "song bird" mccain out of his misery.

[cheesebubba]

in addition to being an absolutely horrible actor, chuck norris is also a retard. as far as age goes, i wish jimmy carter at 85 was running, cause he'd do a better job than any of the current ones.

[Edgehead10075]

Why is that? Carter did a horrible job the first time around. What's changed?

[TheFugleman]

@cheesebubba

Jimmy, the worst President until the community organizer we have now, Carter? Were you making a living when Jimmy was President and inflation was rampant? He most likely is cheering on BO in his fumbling of state so Carter can point to BO when someone brings up worst Presidents we have ever had.

[migo53333]

@TheFugleman ahhh yes mr. fugleman........you r a republican.......your statement of frustration makes it obvious......you fail to accept the fact that there actually is a black man in the whitehouse but you also have amnesia and done little research as to the economic mess the previous whitehouse left this guy.....do some unbiased research....not fox news propaganda....

[TheFugleman]

@migo53333

LOL I might suggest your reply is the standard race card reply. BO is more white than black, research shows a white mother, an Arab/African father unless you go by the racist southern democrat rule of one drop. And really, I don't need Fox news to tell me the Democrats controlled the house who does the spending when GWB was in office, though I did say GWB spent money like a drunken Democrat. Then the really insane Democrats got control of all branches, I had to apologize to GWB.

[migo53333]

@TheFugleman wow, you really know his lineage! Does this also mean you accept the fact that he really was born in Hawaii? Been to any racially motivated tea party rallies lately??

[migo53333]

Respond to this video... And may i add that joker junior was only in that office because Florida and Ohio rigged it...........most incompetent prez ever! Nepotism must be eliminated in politics........

[TheFugleman]

@migo53333

LOL Sour grapes anyone? GWB is far from the worst. Jimmy Carter was a disaster and BO is topping him but you go ahead and delude yourself. I bet you even like Nancy "we have to pass the bill so we can find out what's in it" Pelosi. Oh no, now I am a racist against white people.

[migo53333]

@TheFugleman ummmm........sorry, but bush junior makes the list of worst presidents....

[danceswithcatfish]

@migo53333 idiot

[232323C]

this is dumb...sorry but it is

[irkiIIer]

wtf

[DilloMan1]

At least Chuck is standing up for what he believes other than just bitching.

[leftbehind87]

fuck you for wasting 52 seconds of my life

[caxe7]

that fking head is a lil scary...

[TheHornet79]

O_O

[300Nightfire300]

If chuck norris says john mccain is too old to be president, then john mccain is too old

[MSH786]

that was fuckin retarded!

[mit871chell]

This is Chuck Norris, I'm scared, i better do what he says BUT HA!! i didn't.

[papersplease]

Chuck Norris is 70 years old. Clearly he should shuffle off to Florida and STFU.

[PatriotsFanatic20]

@papersplease he could still kick your ass

[thatonekidowns]

chuck norris should round-house kick him....

[shintosungod]

wtf worst video ever

[CzeciStan1]

Chuck Norris is a radical right wing pile of horse DUNG!

[kbob4000]

How old is Chuck Norris?

[altiiar]

pwned

[roughcoat09]

This video=FAIL

[Ph8fourTwenty]

Only on a Chuck Norris thread would the comments be better than the video.

[Comingtoyaaahaaa]

once... many moons ago... it started to rain... chuck norris stopped... looked up to the heavens... and screamed... HALT! and truly it stopped raining...

[brandtaylor93]

That's really why MCcain lost, because it's a chucktadorship and what cuck wants chuck gets

read the

Holy

Chuck

[oRReOP]

Why does Chuck Norris only believe in himself and not God?

Because he is God.

[livingeasi]

Lol, who put the "Brain surgeon" title for chuck Noris?

LMAO

[MrKvace]

That's probably because Chuck Norris's victims are going to need a brain surgeon after he roundhouse kicks them in the face.

[gears2boomshield]

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the back of the head.

[GutlessBigBoi]

chuck norris: actor/brainsurgeon

LOL

[oGbleezy]

wow...by far the worst video ihave ever seen

[freezinfhot]

i second that =/

[mattxr2i]

@oGbleezy You haven't been on youtube very much then lol.

[BarbieDollBabe]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling Bin.

When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

hahahahaha (:

chuck norris is awesome

[adamtr1121]

this is gay

[batmann57]

fucking stupid

[migo53333]

Why r celebrities spokespeople for our society???? how fucked up r the people in this country?????

[shintosungod]

@migo53333 because actors have to live in our society too=D

[migo53333]

@shintosungod you dont understand what i said........the reason is because they are more influential on the peoples decisions.......similar to cartoon characters warning children not to play with matches......and I'll say it again: the people in this country are fucked up!!!!

[JeanPhilippeLepage]

@migo53333 Bow before the power of Norris!

[kylem1112]

@migo53333 you are beginning to realize the new world order my friend, and what the corperate elite who owns all media ,nonetheless all aspects of government, its just force fed disinformation

[gundamWWW]

Very screwed...

We have idiots like Chuck Norris (who have little political or economic experience) supporting Republicans candidates and idiots like Paris Hilton supporting Democratcs.

I support the radical notion that the American people should think for themselves and decide who they want as their head of state.

[meriton112]

@migo53333 the fucking world is fuckt up...

[Krikreduo]

@migo53333 because it's funny

[dallasphill]

WEAK

[nebraskaabricks]

oh..

[SpaghettiNinja13]

Chuck Norris is everything

[OvertheTop02]

Wait, Chuck Norris is a Brain Surgeon?

[XavioFilms]

He's everything, brain surgeon just happens to be his main hobby.

[charyasha]

WTF?

[spareaxe]

Like Chuckles Norris is young???? His spinning back kick is hilarious....

[abag0fchips]

wow, this was a waste of life

[Shrubberee]

what... what? Who the hell was in their right minds to have even thunk this bullshit?

[awakenbeing]

Chuck Norris doesn't ask girls for their number. He just dials a random number and that bitch better answer.

[0mikr0n]

Who... the hell... made this shit...?

[jforeman95]

at first i thought it would b funnie now i found out i wasted about 1 minute if my life

[SleepDeprived23]

if i were high. i'd have a panic attack right now.

[brokeinvestor]

no srsly, this is gay. No really, im really srs, its GAY

[dannyboi9891]

so is your spelling/abbreviation skill

[brokeinvestor]

dude, that was harsh.. why did you have to say that? Go away and hang your head in shame.

[dannyboi9891]

have you seen what other people are saying on here man???

or did you only read my comment ?

[brokeinvestor]

I was only replying to your comment insulting my spelling/abbreviation skillz. I practice them every day, they aren't that bad. QQ

[contactwhall]

this is shit

[Jellogel]

freaky, glad I'm not trippin

[huhjustin]

Please, you nerd fags talking about chuck norris, just stop, its not fucking funny. its immature and VERY fucking annoying.

[Yeahwhatnever]

wow... its actually really friggin hilarous and like what are you a mom "its really immature" wtf..

[TlGBC]

oh so saying something isn't mature is now supposed to be looked down upon? he has a point, you single-minded chuck norris fanboys spam shitty jokes on every video that even mentions chuck norris. stfu and get a life.

[dannyboi9891]

dude you're obviously looking down on "single-minded chuck norris fan boys" when the fact is you came on to a very immature video which contained chuck norris jokes in the video, then expected there not to be any chuck norris jokes THEN (just to make yourself look more like an idiot) contradicted yourself. dude YOU are the minority here

FUCK OFF

[TlGBC]

lol faggot. you're overlooking this too much yourself.

[dannyboi9891]

dude your gay

keep your cheeks closed

[uhhi222]

TIGBC, YOU stfu. Chuck Norris has full rights to be awesome. Are you a martial artist prodigy/brain surgeon? No? Then wtf are you bawwing about? If we made jokes about how awesome YOU were, you wouldn't be complaining. So YOU get a life, good sir.

[TlGBC]

chuck norris doesn't love. love chucks norris

[cheeseman5678]

do you sit at home and cry about why you dont get the joke because they are just jokes and people are going to tell them so just deal with it instead of being a w hinney bitch no offense

[dannyboi9891]

dude you make me laugh

WHY did you come to a chuck norris video if you didnt wanna hear about chuck norris, go on to say "nerd fags" and think you wer'nt more immature?

dude fuck off, go eat some ass

[prakaklef]

ROFLMAO!

[ripyinkadare]

I would have started college at 16, but I was busy spending two years abroad in Guatemala teaching English. I think it's clear that I'm more mature.

[jooby24]

I've seen you called people: Dickhead, dumbass, and fag. Not to mention you told people to suck a dick and asked what community college they went to in an incredibly demeaning way. So from what I've seen NO YOU ARE NOT MORE MATURE!! You act like a 5 year old. Please grow up.

[ripyinkadare]

I never asked what community college anyone went to, I simply said that I go to MIT. Plus, I'm not homophobic but check out the guy's profile, he is gay, hence the term "fag" was correct. This is just another example that if you can't stand the heat, then you should stay the fuck out the kitchen; As 2Pac put it.

[jooby24]

No the term "fag" is slang and is always used as an insult...and just because he is gay doesn't mean you get to sit here and tell him to suck a dick....This is just another example of you trying to defend your internet ego because of how arrogant you are. And please don't bring 2pac into this...you dont want any, son

[ripyinkadare]

You don't have anything legitimate to say to me. What about your internet ego? Your carrying on a stupid conversation just like me!! As far as my expletives and 2Pac? He's the realest there ever was and he'd probably be more inclined to rail on you with a bunch of expletives like he did on "Hit 'Em Up." Don't fuck with me, son.

[Immaculite]

what da fuck iz this?

[kdub0911]

Chuck Norris is a pussy

[atvbad]

chuck go suck obama d%*K

[TheFlashBeer]

I don't think I'm voting for obama after this video...

[nlytend1]

that's your choice, we all have a choice.

[TheFlashBeer]

and that's you being obvious.

[ripyinkadare]

and that's you being stupid. Vote Obama/Biden 08

[TheFlashBeer]

and that's you being illogical and hypocritical.

[ripyinkadare]

no you idiot, this video should make you less inclined to vote for McCain. Dumbass

[TheFlashBeer]

no, you are the idiot, it was a joke. Dumbass

[ripyinkadare]

Tell me in what way I was illogical or hypocritical? Dumbass, you should go suck Chuck Norris' dick fag.

[TheFlashBeer]

I called you illogical for calling me stupid for calling another guy obvious in case that he was obvious, in which case calling me stupid would not make sense. I called you hypocritical for calling me stupid because you are the stupid one. Now I am calling you immature. By the immaturity of your post, I based an assumption that you don't have a life- therefore I suggest you get one, whether it's an education or a good job. In any case, you will probably drag on this arguement, won't you?

[ripyinkadare]

Your an idiot to say I'm not getting an education. I go to MIT dickhead.

[TheFlashBeer]

You might want to get maturity to match. To let you know, I started college when I was 16.

[ripyinkadare]

which community college did you go to? Haha

[DatGurlBree585]

I love walker!

[Dantinus]

Brain surgeon? I don't know getting round house kicked is a medical procedure!

[Hara1Mo]

VOTE OBAMA.

[ekdaxclusiv]

brain surgeon?

ooooooooook

[HitmanAddict]

chuck norris is a brain surgeon?!?!?!

[greenmonster050]

no he isn't, and neither are you.

[kingGOTTi12349]

because of his age Mccain stands a one/third chance of dying in his first term

then palin would be president a woman who

Mccain admits is not ready for the presidential Office

i recommend the video

Damon condemns palin

[hardcorechristian198]

that was mostly lame

[Adriansfubass]

oldness is hardly a reason why he shouldnt be prez. seenile.thats a defferent story

[XxAveryy]

...lol?

[rongravy]

check out my CHUCKABEE shorts. im even working on a new one............

[NetherHere]

chuck norris is a dimwit. he reminds me of bush speaking

[Venivididormivi5]

eh yeah

but IT'S CHUCK NORRIS

[zmart4ever]

I am over it. Don't bother commenting on my account. Take McCain and shove him.

[zmart4ever]

8 years of this shit is enough for me. Do we need more? Look where we are right now.

Wars that drain us, economy is crap, gas prices sky high...thanks George Bush and company (which McCain is a part of).

[zmart4ever]

Iraq...germany. BIG DIFFERENCE. They weren't looking for "weapons of mass destruction" in germany, einstein. It's all one big Lie.

[zmart4ever]

Unecessary war for 100 more years? No thanks, McCain.

[mccainismyman]

Hey guess what idiot. We still have a troop presence in Germany. Maybe you should get an education and consider what you're saying before you blurt it out.

[kamrooz]

Mccainismyman:

I surely hope you're joking...That's the type if ignorance and bigotry that got us into the predicament we are into today. So you would like to follow McCain and takes bushes economic policy on steroids?...Continue borrowing money from china to buy oil?..We are over 9 trillion dollars in debt thanks to these past 8 years...

Go ahead, vote for McCain, your igorance really portrays your depth of thought, which is very shallow.

[mccainismyman]

If McCain is too old, Barack's to muslim. Hillarys too blonde. Get my point? Mccain rules.

[NoiseOnMars]

barrack obama is christian dude

[mccainismyman]

Prove it.

[renegadeace1]

fuck McCain

[Karliebabyxoxo]

First off, Baracks christian. He's said so, he's proved it by attending a christian church. that's his proof, what the fuck does it matter anyways? that's like saying a catholic can't be president because your a christian, vise versa. Hillary isn't even that blonde, if you haven't noticed, but what does it matter.she's proved herself to us by already have running the country once.

[almostdecent92]

so if you go to church your automatically a christian? marylin manson could say hes a christian, but that wouldnt make it true.

[nlytend1]

you're only a christian if you truly believe you are.

[almostdecent92]

so what's that supposed to mean nlytend1? just believe in yourself?

[nlytend1]

no, i'm saying that if you are a practicing christian and you take the teachings seriously, then you are a christian. only you know what you are, no one can tell you.

[almostdecent92]

ohhhh. ok.

[Karliebabyxoxo]

my question to you is, what proof does mccain have that he WILL make it through office? he doesnt, and if you haven't noticed, presidents have a habit of dying. eight have died in office, four assassinated (They were Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy. ) four of natural causes (william henry harrison, zachary taylor, warren harding, franklin roosevelt) and our current president choked on a pretzel.

so why would any of us not question his age?

[thelukestar06]

iunno chuck norris has my vote, fuck mcain

[TheAceManHimself]

Chuck Norris just has to look at the sun and say "night time" for it to become night time.

[dilemmed]

ha, too bad he's gonna be prez anywayyyyyyyyyyy. he da man.

[flclfanman]

Chuck Norris ...Brain surgeon

The more you know I guess =P!

[phalxor]

this video reminds me of when the internet was first born...

[tdm5874]

LOL!!!!!

[70rogueftw]

ummmm...ok?