The Assumption Song Lyrics (on-screen)

[Greenmonkey236]

HAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­AHAHAHAH <3

[killerz290]

when i sing this i dont get in trouble ... any more

[KaylaP969]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT

[SILverNightmare241]

helpful 0:00

[liafungirl]

awesome :OO

[FiKzAxis]

I Used to make songs like this but then i took an arrow to the throat.

[MultiJ1212]

This the funniest song ever fuck yourself

[myloveisinsane]

boner.

[BriLovee555]

Best Song Ever XD



[whitegarbagewyang27]

Lmmmllll! !!!!

[ValenciaDubstep]

LMAOLMAOLMAAAAAOOOOLMAO.

[SethLovezCookiez]

@trinireggae *sigh* how do u put ur hands on a prick

[Sleepingtoremember]

dsf

[Sleepingtoremember]

im horny

[whitegarbagewyang27]

Thisss wassss hallierr

[nathan4444444444]

Hmm ... Cock,Dick,Whore, Ass, Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, Cunt, Bits, Dick, Crotch.

[TriniReggae]

After cock, its prick, not dick.

[austinwwe619]

Well, I better go f*ck myself.

[8628ozie]

i <3 this song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[qcyoyop]

that song is genius !!!

[angelicangel32]

shoveling refuse?

[bieberfever9801]

this is rude but SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Blondie5131]

And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

tits. l, tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she'd bend over and suck on his

cock, so tasty made of butterscotch

And then he'd spread whip cream all over her

vagina that she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty

You can go f*ck yourself!

[emogirl4everyoung]

@Blondie5131 use crotch it rhymes XD

[YourOnlyLuver]

My friends Jet and Zak sing this all the time in gym and they always fool me with it so I am looking it up planning on memorizing it so I can sing it with him(:

[HollandSama]

BEST SONG. EVER.

[GLHismybuddie]

haha my school is has this song everywhere so i had to look it up see what you do youtube now instead of s.s we have the assumption song all period LOL :P:P

[BFbcfc1875]

ohh guess im off to beep myeslf

[mikeconnor67]

who would put whip cream on cookies

[WereSlow]

@mikeconnor67 ME > _ >

[Liberty1321]

@mikeconnor67 I would... i love whipped cream and i love cookies... unless your dirty minded lol

[00cycoxx]

oh it hurt my brain i wanted something perverted then the bitch kept teasing lolz xD

[casschldrs1]

hahaha xD

[kex926]

It just amazes me the random shit that you can find on the internet at midnight :D

Awesome. Simply awesome.

[Munchking979]

lolx best song! if i get over 20 likes it means every1 agrees wiv me

[yamila67]

.......i must have a vey dirty mind

XD

[nhojx666]

wow... all I have to say is wow..

[MrHuntingDragon]

cock dick whore ass fuck shit cunt cock cunt tit dick lolololol

[annaleahpeer]

love the song. my ringtone!

[madleyhadley]

“The World’s Dirtiest Song” by Bird & Macdonald (also known as “The Assumption Song”) is now available on the original ”Dukes Of Disgusting” CD for the first time in almost two decades at Amazon.com, iTunes and other online stores . Be the first to purchase the Bird & Macdonald “You’re An Asshole Tonight” ringtone on iPhone for your favorite asshole. Also available as a single is “Gang Bank (The Party Song)”.

[whiteandnerdywierdal]

i dont get what they were shovoling

[kawai8470]

do i have to f my self because that was very dirty

[fudgeDeath]

Is it on itunes

[XxMegipipXx]

This is so funny love it it's actually not dirty

[Misstinkerbell9017]

thizs song is crazy lmao

[YulieS135]

watch the vid instead of the lyrics if you haven't yet then you'll get it

[sl96jr]

THEOVIEMAKER YOU ARE SO DUMB I BET YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AND IF YOU WANNA CURSE AT ME THAN MY REAL E-MAIL IS DINOSAURS2001@VERIZON.COM

[lceLeviathan]

One time I sang this in my math class. Every time I got to the end of a line the teacher would look up at me.

[JillianTheAsain]

@lceLeviathan what did she say? or he...

[morganwazhere]

@lceLeviathan Lol you haz 69 likes...>:D

[IPWNFORCHEESE]

@lceLeviathan What about the end? You know, "If you think this is dirty then go fuck yourself." lol

[TheWiccanKitteh]

Lmfao! I assumed wrong so I guess I should go f**k myself xD

[zankgrrl]

cock dick whore shit cunt cock tits dick and go f*** urself

[RockCocoPuffs]

i dont get the so she would find a new way to BRING whats the bring suppost to be?

[KirstenPaigeX]

@RockCocoPuffs fuck

[RockCocoPuffs]

@KirstenPaigeX oh lol thx

[DainahAndLeko]

@RockCocoPuffs "and white fluffy duck, she said she was learninga new way to (Fuck?) bring up her children so...."

[SuperScreamzZ]

If you think this is dirty u can go fuck yourself lol

[Shrewcifer]

It's creek, not crick.

[XxHarrison22xX]

@Shrewcifer no ita not cause the dirty word replacing it is dick not deck

[DANCINZOMBIE321]

ILOVE THIS SONGGGG

[signup2comment]

dont understand the shovelling refuse and litter part, what is it assumed to be?

[xXfishbaitXx]

its was assumed to be shit

[poopieflys]

i almost muted this cuz i was like oh sh oh never mind i just ASSUMED

[3G0T15T1C4L]

This comment will get alot of hate for being similar to a comment someone else posted. If you think I care, then you can go *BLEEP* yourself.

[MrRossboss2010]

i guess i can go fuck myself then

[TheMetalkirby]

My friend Ian was singing this while we where at the school, it was funny!

[WonderfullyAlexandra]

Perv.. :D

[deadgurrl12]

AWESOME video!!

[Shesheakablondie]

Wow this is lol !!!

[SmilerAndProud]

Omg awesome :p haha. so epic.

[madley1]

“The World’s Dirtiest Song” by Bird & Macdonald (also known as “The Assumption Song”) is now available on the original”Dukes Of Disgusting” CD for the first time in almost two decades at Amazon.com, iTunes and other online stores . Be the first to purchase the Bird & Macdonald “You’re An Asshole Tonight” ringtone for your favorite asshole.

[BuBBleOPoPOElectric]

No.. It's not pr*ck it's tits. Pr*ck makes no sense. And it's crick and dick...

[TheMrProPk]

@BuBBleOPoPOElectric thats the whole point of the song... they make you assume their going to say bad words but just say random shit instead

[395hazza]

awesome song!!!!!!!!

[marianareher]

It's "Prick"and "fits" not "Crick' and "fit"

[KDYWeechris]

Best song in worldddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[luckycharms51]

...And white fluffy duck,

She said she was learning a new way too...

Bring up her children... Hilarious!!

[ZzZGODZz]

'Shaking His COCK' 'Hands on Their DICKS' 'She looked Like A WHORE'

[DocWyldeCard]

Quite probably the funniest song ever. We were in stiches with this on a camping trip in Scouts.

[LaurynnnLovesYou]

Some boys who were down by the PRICK , their feet in the water their hands on their MARBLES (x

[xburritoxboy]

its preacher

[MrsBlack88]

There was an old farmer who lived on a ROCK,

He sat in a meadow just shaking his

FIST

[FlyGonzales63]

Lol this is some funny shit :D

[Castielover]

LOL.

[bfflx4]

Ohmiigoodnessss i love ett!(:

[ZXEVYOXZ]

can i jst get alot of likes to beat the highest one? plz!!!!!!!!

c'mon i said plzzz!!!!!

[xxlovexallxzombiesxx]

@ZXEVYOXZ There you go. I made your day ^^

[theasom1]

@ZXEVYOXZ lol good luck

[forevermyself1315]

im in choir... and for our exam we had to sing any song of our choice in front of the class by ourselves. I did this song !

[insert8name5here]

@forevermyself1315 did you pass

[forevermyself1315]

@insert8name5here Yeah i did actually :) i wouldve passed the class anyway, so i didnt care if i failed the exam.. that's why i did this song, but yeah i passed the exam :D

[tk7188ify]

i got it al wrong, im genius

[samicomics]

Funniest vid ever!!!!!!

[puppylover101100]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXHowFastCanYouXx]

its tooooo rude to be a yuuuuuunug hemencazil is the the french

[C00KIETV73]

This is the best song ever! :D

[18Racoonzz]

Funny, clever song!! :D

[ghostreaper27]

I THOUGHT IF I DID THIS IN CAPS, PEOPLE WOULD LIKE THIS MORE.

[loltaylorlautnerfan]

omg we were singing this in gym class it was so funny

[chabi3000]

Why are females the top viewers of this ? You are filthy and horny but you dont want to fuck ? WTF ! Why are you women so hypocrites.

[CrazyFavHead1236]

haha



[TurtleOfDoom98]

@ sarah111298

[sarah111298]

There was an old farmer who lived o a rock, he sat in the medow just shaking his (COCK) fist at some bots who wre down by the crick, their feet in the water their hands on their (DICKS) marbles and play things and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a (WHORE) pretty young creature she sat on the grass she pulled up her dress and showed them her (ASS) ruffles and laces and wite fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to (FUCK)

[KoldXile]

@sarah111298 yea... those are the lyric... everyone knows..... dumbass....

[albertan4ever]

Yay for The Arrogant Worms, proud to be from the same province!

[xSydandbayyx]

LOL CNT STOP SINGIN I!!! ITSSO FUNNY, THESE BOYS TOLD SANG IT AND I LEARNT IT THEN DECIDED TO LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE !!!!

[jackiemasson]

Couldn't help but laugh!! Love it!!

[2Belle26]

Okay then....this song is certainly....different

[FuturMsTaylorLautner]

hehehehehe made me laugh

[emmaissocoollike1]

my friend larz told me to look it up. so0o0o0o0 funny!!

[mt63301]

this is so funny almost died !!! I ♥ this song ... and i will not go *BLEEP* mahself only perverts do dat!!! bye luv u maddie outtie

[sassymezz]

OMFG I AM CRYING OF LAUGHTER THAT IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!

[rainbowbacon4545]

my song. know every word. GREAT JOB!!!! i ♥♥♥ this song, and i will not *BLEEEP* myself 4 yur in fomation!!! plz be nice to me.

[iloveusher231]

Lmao!!

[aley2watt]

a guy sung this to my teacher...he wanted to yell but the teacher was laughing so hard

[sherrygirl271]

hiariouisly sick!

like if u can guess what this is. <3

[InsertEpicRemarkHere]

What font did you use on this? Good though:D

[mrwii100]

this song is funny as shit

[punkgirldrummer]

ahahahaha. my friend sang this to me in Latin class today!!! i fell in love!! soooo funny.

[aedenfae]

lmoa love this sooooooooo much. Raping the reply button

[Legonro]

Subject to fix, not fit. Then, grab hold of hee TITS, not clit. I guess that part is kinda fuzzy.

[allieda1st]

lmao, played this with my aunt in the room and she said what ppl assume would be said, i didnt find it dirty at all

[Broezzz]

lmao I gotta learn to play this on guitar so I can piss off my parents

[motoXman37]

Like a melody in my head

[delna3210]

Omg I keep repeating tho song! Lol

It's awesome

[SuperRainboification]

I Cannot Stop Listining To This Song! Lol

[MissJellybean12345]

ehe! this makes me feel like a perve:)

[mikeyg165]

this reminds me of my ex girl friend, she cheated on me the slut 

[BobMarley1431]

I fucking love this is , if you liek it give me a thumbs upp ( ;

[tori1lynn14]

hah wow i loveeeeee it lol

[arianazolciak123]

haha i get homeboy or homegirl love it!!!!!!

[aguilaralexis80]

any comment above this one is gay!!!!

[theasom1]

this coment will get random likes

[TheXxM4A1xX]

@theasom1 +1 for being right!!

[theasom1]

@TheXxM4A1xX i know right

[NR2003racer016]

@theasom1 congrats, it did

[theasom1]

@NR2003racer016 i know lol

[CheckerCubes]

@theasom1

At least 250.

[theasom1]

@CheckerCubes lol i know

[theasom1]

@CheckerCubes i know

[missdwarf98]

i think its time for me to go *BLEEP* myself ?

[Excalibr5]

@uzzitheone they mean her cunt :L

[RainboweyedTODAY]

FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! A MUST SEE!!!

[uzzitheone]

When they say cookies lool.. do they mean to say tits? :O

[emofighter12]

@uzzitheone they mean to say crotch.



[uzzitheone]

@emofighter12

NO THEY DONT LOL....

[the360heroes]

OMG Fckin hilarious

[sarahweirdo5]

me and my friend sing this on the bus all the time xD

[MixMatchedSox]

Me and my friends sing this in school, and the teachers can't yell at us because there accually know "bad words" in this song, and we aren't even HINTING at them so it makes it 10x funnier when the teachers faces twist up in nots and they just can't seem to blow all the hot air in they're heads out. :)

[GoddessAriana]

That was so horrible but just TOO funny XD!

[AngelBunny2133]

My friend was singing this on the bus and everybody was like wtf....ima learn :D

[SymmerBreeze]

haha wtf ?

[me81709]

@SymmerBreeze

everyone hates it when someone posts the same comment twice

[kaixtekana]

@me81709 blame the computer

[SymmerBreeze]

haha wtf ?

[Hiroko305]

I love this song.......

[cheeseywafflesfan7]

LMFAO i sung this in a school assembly...... i was in TROUBLE!!!!!!!! beacuse i didnt say bleep i said the actual word!!!! :/ oops :D

[JablamaG2232]

this awesome

[Laurana1995]

LoL. One of the guys at my school played this on the guitar. Even the student affairs director was laughing! xD

[AimeeM181]

L.M.A.O. :')

[madley1]

BIRD AND MACDONALD ARE BACK!!! THEY ARE THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS OF "THE WORLD'S DIRTIEST SONG" A/K/A "THE ASSUMPTION SONG". STOP "JACKIN' OFF" AND GET THE ORIGINAL "DUKES OF DISGUSTING" ALBUM ON ITUNES NOW. IT WILL ALSO BE AVAILABLE ON MANY OTHER RETAIL ONLINE SITES SOON.

[peaceeasefreedom]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[AshmWright]

hahahahahahaha

[EpicFail1321]

I was singing this in class and almost got in truble till i showed my teacher this vid and he laughed his ass off.