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  • ach awa in dina talk pish! haha kwality!

    away the dees!

  • Set phasers to malky!

  • sets phazers ti malkie!

  • wid yeeez stop keeking at my arse ya pervs. ! lmao

  • how cum there wis nae Dundee accents... Shed Rule

  • LOL!!

    Set Phasers tae Malky!

  • 'set phasers to malky'

    :O)

  • You've hee-haw chance o' gettin yer hole....you're an android- yiv cack all knob!! LOL

  • that was brilliant

  • taysiders in space in amongst yees lol

  • "it's a guid yin or twa sizes bigger 'n oors, ken?"

    My mum talks like that, classic!!!

    Mon the Perth!!

  • "Auch awa' an' dinnae talk pish!" I'm a Mancunian and I'm in stitches!

  • havn`t laughed this much since newcastle got relegated

  • set phasers to malkie lols

  • Taysiders = dundeee? get in there ye cunt :D

  • good auld tuechter territory

  • "...In amungst yeez"

    PMSL

  • perth ftw..

    mon the taysiders.

  • For Perth!!!

  • PMSL

    "You've he haw chance of getting your hole, you're an android, you've cack aw knob."

    translation: you really can not have sexual relations with me because you do not have the relevant physical sexual parts.

    yup, the humour is lost in the translation!!!

  • Woooow. XD Someone subtitle this, please! Haha, I wish I could understand what they're saying through their accent

  • subtitling it and "translating" it would take away from the comedy value of it :)

  • couldn't agree more

  • ah dinnae talk pish ya tube :P

  • Saw this at New Year, glad somebody has posted this to allow me to send to friends.

  • i showed this tae my English relatives and even they laughed!

  • bahahahaha soooooo good

  • ha ha this is really funny even tho am from dundee and they are taken this piss out of uss :L

  • tut tut. some silly comments here. im from dundee and found this funny. big man is the best though

  • "It's like he haw av ever seen before" lmao

  • Karen Dunbar is from AYR

  • Best line:

    "Will ye stop keekin' at ma arse y'pervert!"

    Chewing the fat is the best show to appear on TV in years.

  • social moon....you are an intellectual desert. get a life

  • NAE DANGER. GIT YER BELTS OAN

  • "Yer, an android..ye got no knob!"

    I watch this one over and over...priceless!

  • "Set phasers tae malky..."

    absolutely fantastic!

  • I remember first watching this sketch on telly. My wife and me were creased with paughter. Absolutely fantastic.

    All the people that are up their own arse should be made to watch Chewin the Fat and Still Game. Relax and laugh.

    Thanks for posting this andy.

  • scottish comedy is the best i have ever heard nothig can even come close

  • haha funny but that doctors scottish accent is pish

  • no it's not she's aberdonian

  • yer talkin oot yer arse. karen dunbars fuckin scottish ya tit, i think she knows whit a scottish accent is. shes daein a ridiculously over-the-top parody of a tayside accent

  • Okay, lets review;

    1. Karen Dunbar doesn't play the doctor. Learn to use your eyes.

    2. I come from Tayside so I think I would know a Tayside accent better than her.

    3. Just because your scottish doesn't mean you have to type like that. It looks fucking stupid and you make every other scot look like a prick along with yourself.

  • @kayjizzle

    1. right enough

    2. i believe they're using humourous stereotypes for the purpose of telling a joke. it's comedy. chiiiillll winstaaan

    3. very true, but don't you know, Scots HAVE to make it ABSOLUTELY F**KING CLEAR AT ALL TIMES!!! that they are "F**KING SCOATTISH, YE KEN?" just listen to them when abroad. especially in "Poofland" ;) lol. subddenly, everyone from north of the border comes from "aybeRRRRdeen, ye ken? noo gee's a boattle ae buckie afore ah gless ye, ya baysturt" ;)

  • @kayjizzle 3. WTF! Whit pish ye talk. Awa' and tuck a deefy mon

  • @kayjizzle typin' in scots makes us look like arseholes ?

    don't talk pish.

  • LMAO The scene in the bar woz pure quality man

  • that was a funny video,Captain, theres a right big whore of a space ship coming tomards us and you wanna see the bastartin size of the thing!!! haha

  • Laughed ma heid aff, a belter. (am getting my slang mixed up here I think).

  • nae danger get yer belts oan.

  • the blonde doctor does a shit tayside accent lol

  • twa sizes bigger than oors ken?

    hahaha

  • Absolute class, Scottish comedy at its best.

  • Set phasers to Malky!

  • lololollo

  • A telt yi afore, anymare eh yir pish nd i'll stick this right in yir clacker bag

    ROFL

  • Dundonian myself. Loved it!!

  • ah neerly shat mahsel ken?...whit a belter!...snigger!

  • aye quality

  • Yay Carnoustie =]

  • the best chewin the fat ever

  • Lol. Where I live is mentioned!

  • Iv heard a rumour that Greg Hephill is goin to audition for the role of scotty in the next Star Trek movie, after seeing this i hope he gets the role

  • I live in South Wales, and I am Welsh and I could understand almost all of what was being said. Very funny sketch, excellent send up of Star Trek !

  • what ye doin' ya dafty ? hahahaha !!

  • will ye stop looking at ma arse ya pervert!

    LMAO

  • its like hee haw wiv ever seen afore captain, ken? HAHAHA!

  • There's a right big whoore eh a spaceship comin towards us ken! ROTFL

  • Absoloutely priceless. " set phasers tae malky ".

  • lmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo­ooooooooooooo

  • this is good stuff realy funnie good one.

  • you ken fine yer gaggin for it

    brilliant

  • hahaha so funny

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