Ben Stein - Clear Eyes commercial

[KeeepDreaming]

Get Clear Eyes for when you're HIGH

[The420blaze69]

Five seconds*

[The420blaze69]

Omg dude i remember this commerical used to come on like every dive secoonds

[ThePhoenixAvalon]

I haven't seen this commercial in ages...

[Wavedude21101]

...wow ....

[SomeFluffer64]

Finnaly, a hillarious actor who has political views I like!

[fjollornaz]

@SomeFluffer64 how the hell can you like his political views :/

[SomeFluffer64]

@fjollornaz because we're all entitled to our own opinions.

[fjollornaz]

@SomeFluffer64 that got to be the most stupid point ive ever heard, high?

[SomeFluffer64]

@fjollornaz what about your opinion. Is hat the atoatic truth? Does everyone have to follow yours? Nobody can have their own thoughts?

[mattkoeneman]

0:10



[DeepSetEyesDance]

@mattkoeneman LOOOOL!!! 

[WarpPal]

MONOTONE!!!!!!

[EnvizionProductions]

Nicolas cage father 

[ha80449]

Thumbs up if your baked

[SSJkiller]

What's better, this or visine?

[alienisuntverus]

I love how an advocate of intelligent design is selling people products that result from poor design.

[Jacoby515]

his political views might be retarded as hell. but this guys voice is funny! haha

[Julesocarina64]

I want to know how he is when he is making love... >:)

[wiccanXexodus]

@Julesocarina64 there is a visene for that. wow

[fjollornaz]

Been a stoner for about 5 years and ive used this product a lot. listen to me DO NOT start using clear eyes! only use it if you really really must. Its no good for your eyes and you become "hooked" on this shit. if you use it once the next time you use it your eyes will turn so red so that youll need it again and again.

DO NOT USE CLEAR EYES / stoner

[Chameleonardodavinci]

@fjollornaz hahahahaha im not mocking you but your comment amused me. sorry to hear about the addiction though, thanks for the heads up

SWED

[xkornflakesx]

I too high for this. "Wow."

[Inv4derxXx]

PRESS 7... your welcome

[Jrdn44]

that shit dont work

[arealcrazygangster]

i use this all the time when im fucking faded from the blunt i just smoked and stumbling into my class room

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Don't confused the Clear eyes brand with Bin Laden Clear EYE!

[r82006me]

if it works y dont he use it

[princessdaisyXflower]

I never seen a happier person in my life!

[Azortharion]

0:10 - Spam it!

[MrMIMISEKU]

I used to be afraid of his voice when I was young.

[scottythegreat1]

Anyone know what they call this commercial.....ANYONE??? ANYONE??? something D O O commercials....VOODOO commercials.

[rosegurl10]

they picked someone who sounds like he is a stoner to appeal to all the pot heads

[Madfoot713]

@rosegurl10 He hates ron paul so he's a terrible stoner

[MeganMorrisFan101]

I totally know what Sundai is talking about now ><

[untitled1productions]

Press 7 and he says "wow."

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE, BEN STEIN SAYS WOW ON COMMAND

[DeepSetEyesDance]

@untitled1productions LOOOL!!!

[LydiaT30]

fuck yeah

[ripe12345667]

awesome

[aaron4801]

I heard he has a bad ass singing voice.

[scynt]

"are you high and you dont want your parents to find out? get clear eyes today"

[Azortharion]

Mouse button stuck at 0:09.

[Azortharion]

LOLWTFLOLWTF.

[connalldarlington]

0:10 .... xDxDxD i love his monotone voice :P

[TheSuirad]

is he related to Peter Francis Geraci?

[amcycletrans]

"Thats correct Wendy, we all wear masks...metaphorically speaking"

[itspeaks037]

Derek Anderson it feels (like) this again

[deraAZ0]

GREATEST COMMERCIAL PRODUCT EVER TO GRACE MANKIND!

[leandercool]

so much spirit in the "woooow"

[slashmaster14]

obviously on meth or crack

[MasterOfChaos101]

"wooow"

[Nach0Libre1]

i saw this guy at the river movie thearter in rancho mirage california on 11/04/10

[thenovadeus]

Ben Stein gives jews a bad name... and thats saying something!

[gupsphoo]

Will the product turn you into an ignorant Creationist like Ben Stein?

[gurl14858]

my hero so much spirit ,what with the "wow"

[MamaLuigiMaster]

You've got to be kidding me! Ben fucking Stein?! Were they really just looking for the most boring, uninteresting, and unrealisticly dull (in terms of his voice) man to be in this commerical? Besides, he doesn't even seem to be trying (not that he EVER tries in a movie, commerical, or whatever).

[megatroll]

This commercial is clearly intended towards stoners. ;)

Though I personally never get red eyes from weed.

[MountainFox51]

His acting is so bland that you love it.

[TheHueMan01]

Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...

[korkiwi]

It removes redness and has an ingredient to moist your eyes.

Yes the pun is intended. lol

[armani90sbaby]

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF DR.PHIL!

[BLUESTUFF8]

my u.s goverent teacher talks like this ND ITS FUCKIN ANNOYING! UGH

[Hakkun9872]

Woowww..the difference is clear.

Clear eyes will give u SHARIGAN!!

..or is it Byakugan?

[MrPancaekz]

science is evil he should pray for clearer eyes

[TheRaker55]

Why don't they show Ben Stein in the Clear Eyes commercial?

[MastermindX]

Wait, wait, wait, wait... Clear Eyes is based on SCIENCE! And science leads you to killing people!!! It would be better and more effective to pray for your eyes to get clear.

[U104]

@MastermindX

If you want to believe you came from a ball of slime when nothing exploded that is your problem, i will stick to real Science.

[MastermindX]

@U104 I think you're a bit confused (i.e. ignorant) about what science believes...

Also "science leads you to killing people" is a direct quote from the Christian creationist science-hating Ben Stein, so if you side with him and you claim to believe in "real Science" I guess you believe in _really_ killing people.

[U104]

@MastermindX

I would ask for a source of the quote but i know you probably can't give me one so i wont.

[MastermindX]

@U104 He said it on a TV program. The video is in youtube, look up "ben stein opinion on science".

[mmonicque]

0:11 is the best part ha

[SancLunatic]

.....wow....

[emuman4evr]

He sounds like Dr Phil.

[lucci999]

its not working

[chriscros13]

needs to be in hd lol

[z3oneopenedmind]

and an ingredient that moisturize..... "wow".

[ScottKeith7025]

sell-out creationist moron.

[imperien]

Sadly, Neither Visine nor Clear Eyes seem very effective against Blind Faith.

[stargazer637]

Wooow

Love it when he does that

[doll367]

he's going to steel my eyes! ;-;

[temporaldisplacement]

I think I need 'Clear eyes' after dirtying mine by looking at Ben Stein the creationist ultra-dunce.

[JamesMazur2]

@temporaldisplacement I think you need to stop being so judgemental. This video has absolutely nothing to do with creationism.

[temporaldisplacement]

@JamesMazur2 No, but Ben Stein makes me feel dirty anyway. ;)

[DeRosaMedia]

Clear Eyes is AAAWWESOME

[jokechu]

Waaow.

[TheEwe2ber]

awesome.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzz

[CooLDsteR]

You guys need to watch him in The Mask.

[FUKMusicisoverratedM]

He's the most enthusiastic, animated, dramatic person on earth.

[TheOneFourOne]

@FUKMusicisoverratedM He's practically giddy with excitement.

[furrysega7]

somehow hes a politician with that voice

[TrisketsSARS]

lol they would make more monies if they had a bunch of stoners in a circle with red eyes take them and show the effects of the eye drops

[smrterthenu]

greatest invention for stoners

[nswhite]

@smrterthenu You know that's the only reason people buy clear eyes.

[jared3304]

Watching him is so depressing.

[IcyScythe]

how does this guy get work doing commercials? I am supposed to wanna buy something because some fat old fuck with one of the most uninspiring voices in the world tells me to?

[TheAmbrose1987]

and yet we all remember these commercials and the product because of it.

[onthegrindhustlin]

@IcyScythe the fact he is some fat old fuck with that voice is the technique to the commericial dipshit.......you watched it, didnt you? and it even made you leave a comment

[blinbaad]

his voice sound boring, in a good way not like annoying but he'd be great for portraying a boring person.

[penfolduk78]

evil zionist

[asperin]

Whoever thinks this commercial is bad is an anti-Semite !

[anon12010]

ben stein is a stoner?

i thought he was all into jesus and shit

[Prolaxed]

Ben Stien is awesome!

[MasterAdam100]

Zionism.

[hesethedoctor]

what says the man?

[jaznapuanani]

you guys are just a buncha haters aren't chaa??

[NShredz]

well IM convinced lol

[Armidillodude]

he has a hilarious voice

[RoczombieX]

"wow"

[Garitter10]

: D LOL My English teacher actually MET this guy. XD

[kosovarja13]

Lol, i saw him at the museum the other day ahahahah.

[Kruttkuse]

Why does anyone use Ben Stein for anything? Beats me...

[DEsean74]

XD My teacher was saying to one of my classmate to read a passage and then my teacher said "And dont read borning and quiet like the Clear eyes commercial..Clllleeaaarr Eeeyyyeesss" ROFL!!

[Th3Mavr1ck]

Clear eyes saves potheads all around the world :]

[InitialKV]

@Th3Mavr1ck it's better then visine :) and cheaper!!!

[niallb33392]

clear eyes for straight guys

[AquariaSpirit]

This commercial looks familiar. He is in sooo many commercials.

[maggot98765]

rofl my teacher looks just like ben stein.

[lpgurlnj]

He was skinny in this commercial. He's fatter now.

[ExtremeModerate77]

I have lost all repect for Ben Stein.

[strtvndl3]

lmao literally.

[Squipplekillzbitches]

The difference is BUELLER??!?@$

[KillaCraz]

Must have for all stoners

[strtvndl3]

fuck clear eyes rodos  are number 1

[saitorul]

I like Visine more than Clear Eyes lol

[MusicalPhish]

love this stuff. works every time and feels great!

[DxERAx]

a stoners essential lol saved my butt on occasions

[brandeezy108]

"it removes redness and has ingridients that moisturise...............wow." :I

XD

[Steven197981]

I love his monotone voice. So funny!

[Steven197981]

"Clear eyes is aweesome!" I love Ben!

[Markiash]

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

[Tempest590]

Wow.

[LorkinsOnFire]

haha i remember this on TV

[PineappleFruitCup]

This man is a genius.

[theunknown117]

he has a boring voise. its a SSLLOOWW voise

[Dawndpl1992]

well played

[mattutubematt]

wow

[Joo3l]

my dad works for him.

[ricecaker]

I'm sorry to hear that. Also, Stein just got fired from the New York Times.

[Jeff98177]

I met Ben at LAX a week ago (July 25, 2009). He was very pleasant despite obviously being tired.

[ItsDannyChill]

so enthusiasic

[thegoddelusional203]

"Clear eyes is awesome"

[ImageoftheMench]

I remember this commercial. It was funny and still is. "Clear Eyes is AWESOME!...."

[topnotch173]

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahhaahh­haahhhhahahahhahahahaahahahahh­ahahahhahaahhahahhahah fuk man hahaha

[ThMrksman]

wo~ow.

bahaha

[kingvarna13]

i luv this commerical

[Tox1cDeaths]

does his voice ever change

[mryjn420090]

clear eyes is awesome for potheads two drops a little burn but works before work or anything important

[bluestarangel18]

lol damn does this man have a personality at all in every movie he has that same boring voice and no emotions

[MCStudiosTK]

WOW. lmao

[megbott]

love it! hahaha

[tjtigers14]

His beach ball stoned eye looks like a Pokeball!

[ade2007ade]

HAH!

[SomeGuy7766]

Lol funny commercial ever

[paymybillz]

clear eye is awesome , rofl

[icelandairs]

bwahahahahahaha... x)

[wheelzh]

woww

[IntellectualsNY]

This commercial is so old.

[Daisytoo]

Clear eyes for the straight guy :)

[notrathe1st]

Horrible, HORRIBLE pun.

You sir are my hero.

[micnei1]

Rofl very handy when ure blown

[brokensoul8390]

That's the most boring commercial ever....

Of all time...

[rubikssolver08]

i can use any sit right about now my eyes are dry as hell

[MSalliePJ]

mono-tone much!

[BrinkyJ]

clear eyes is awesome XD

i love it when he said that

[davidscalling]

I'm not sure if he says this on purpose but when he says "moisturize" it also sounds like he is saying "moist your eyes". Sort of like a play on words.

[superdooper7854]

indeed

[Skepdisc]

or an "eggcorn".

[Kristopher1995]

why does he sound so boring?

[davidscalling]

That's always been his character, he usually played stuffy high school teacher roles or a businessman sort of persona. Yet, he was supposed to be cool at the same time. So he deliberatly acts that way for character. If you listen to a lot of his commontaries he's a lot more animated.

[l0stmymonkey]

Fuck that shit, this dude is awesome. I wish I sounded that monotone.

[UltimaArmorX]

You don't think that it may be an acting of his voice? It wasn't 100% monotone, he showed very little expression with his voice, but he showed some, is the contradiction. My voice is deeper than his, that kind of voice manipulation is easy.

[mrxxy]

I bet any amount of money these commercials are aimed towards the stonners who want to cover up their red eyes.

[UltimaArmorX]

And for people who have dry eyes, like me. I also have insomnia. Red eyes are a common thing for people with insomnia, or maybe its just me. Dry eyes = red, itchy, unclear eyes

[stevester1970]

Wow......XD

[tomisthetitts]

lol, i sound just like this guy.

[jumpacliff2]

I like it when Glenn Beck has him on.

[Tonio31]

If only Ben stuck to Clear-Eyes commercials

[666HellKnight]

I know he needs all the Clear eye stuff he can get he obviously needs it to read about scientific facts.