[4/18] The story of Easter Jesus Eggs!

[TuckerLikesEmily]

Jesus is not going to hatch out of an egg.

[RainbowJudeSuxxx]

OMG I WANT THOSE EGGS

[fuckfishie]

HAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE YOU!

[cookieaddict5801]

Why did u guys leave!!!! Ughhh these videos never get old they crack me up everytime

[NeebasAndAyirhs]

OMG LOLOLOL I LOVE YOU

[2k7friends2k7]

'it's bald brittany bitch!'

this made my week.

[RyMastah86]

Fun fact: The "Easter Bunny" actually exists because bunnies/rabbits are a pagan symbol for fertility (as are eggs). Before we (as people) even celebrated zombie Jesus Day, people were celebrating fertility and bunnies and eggs and things. Cause...like...bunnies don't lay eggs. This is much like how the "Christmas Tree" was incorporated from pagan religions. And Stuff.

[NicoleBrownBear]

You kill what is inside of the egg when you boil it? lol... no ya silly, there is nothing alive in the egg the begin with... they are unfertilized eggs, there is no baby chicken in there... hahahaha

[treavioli]

Hartz, you could be 40 and still look 19. :]

[doulikeamericanmusic]

lol



[typicaljeremy]

LOL 

[carmindyy]

you're so cute! and ofc you would come up w the celeb eggs. i love it haha, you could be a cartoonist!

also that reminded me of, "i like yo beardd. i am so drunk!"

[kerxed]

Lmao hhahaahhaha fat asses

[Olympus1]

one of your best vids!! nice celeggbrities. CLASSIC

[AshleyDancer2012]

Aint nothin wrong with a fat ass (: !!

[HartzProductions]

@AshleyDancer2012 TRUE! <3

[AshleyDancer2012]

@HartzProductions when someone says shit like that i just say "awh shit honey im bodacious"

Btw. i almost shit myself when i saw you wrote back.

I think you owe me like a new pair a underwear.

(did i just say that.. yes. am i proud of it.. no)

#starstruckbabycanyoublowmyhea­rtup.

[colormekristen]

Haha awesome easter eggs

[snager80]

that makes so much sense.

[rebeccam2]

OMFGGGG YOUR KATY EGG LMAOO wasn't expecting it, NOR THE OTHERS :O

[phais3]

favourite video of all time lol

[PsychoApple13]

Easter = Eat chocolate.. I've never heard of decorating eggs till last year...

[unchico555]

Easter famous eggs ROFL

[Kitsukanna]

LOl its balled brittany bitch

[alexlynk]

The funny part is that bunnies are mammals.

[Aranel1200]

i love how you make the second coming of jesus never happening the Christians and who ever boils eggs fault XD

[masterbearar]

lol happy egg easter.

[Kawaiicandybaby]

hahaha lol

[mjreid1972]

Yeah actually make half a dozen (that many is 6 boys) of 5AG boiled egg portraits.

Including Adam as the 6th sexy 5AG's we all want to encourage our unspeakable imaginations, sampling all of your gooey centres.

[TheLionTalk]

You don't boil them! You punch two holes (one bigger than the other) in them and blow out the yoke the bigger end so you can keep them.

[HartzProductions]

@TheLionTalk I boil them. You can do whatever you what to your eggs.

[luuuulug]

hahaha

"Someone sinister lives down under..not Johnny"

[OrgangrinderJay]

I have the biggest crush ever on you.

[Dani1165]

How perverted am I? the one line that stood out in this entire video was, "Jesus will never come."

[papilio678]

LOL @ bald britney

[greggleaton]

you made britney bald :/

[WindIove]

LMFAO.

[AGStephanie]

OMG THAT MAKES SENSE

[Brandonality]

So....did I eat Jesus?

[Studio11B]

Loved the video, but how do you NOT know how to boil eggs? All you have to do is put the eggs in a pot, fill the pot with water, and then boil it! They're done when the eggs float to the top! :)

[HartzProductions]

@Studio11B I was joking ;-)

[msramboozle]

I think those were the best easter eggs I've ever seen.

[SweetAsAStrawberry]

Tehehe, second coming :')

[brooke7703]

my fav was the nicki minaj one :)

[hawknobility]

omg greatest eggs ever

[orthanc]

That bald Britney egg looked just like her!

[alisonbw24]

I loved your Easter story. My mom, a Sunday school teacher, was refreshing me on all of the events of Holy week and I have to say your story is more fun. And your eggs are wonderful.

[mur52691]

Love those eggs! :D

[AlexPlaysGames]

You don't know how to boil an egg?

Put it in a pot of boiling water. DONE.

Fucking hell.

[HartzProductions]

@AlexPlaysGames I was joking. Can't believe I have to explain that. Fucking Hell.

[HartzProductions]

@AlexPlaysGames Also, that's not how you boil and egg. You don't put eggs into boiling water, they will crack. You have to put eggs into a pot of cold or room temperature water, then bring it to a boil. So you should check your facts before you say something smart guy.

[hilmi664]

YOUR EGGS ARE AMAZING.

[MonsterStevie]

Omg your pop-eggs xD love 'em!

[thearthippie]

I'm a motorcycle bitch!

[kaitm88]

Your eggs are amazing!

[tovenaarsbloed]

your egg-decorating skills are amazing. I'd offer to have you come decorate my eggs, but that would just come out weird,  since I'm a 30 year old guy from Belgium, so I'm not gonna propose that. :)

The bald britney-egg got me laughing SO hard!!

[InDubiousBattle]

I'm going to teach that story to my gay-babies.

[eeli1]

Honestly, i really didn't care you at first, I really feel like I badly prejudged you now because you have a HILARIOUS sense of humor and seem like a really nice guy.

[cutewitch772]

I kind of like your theory.

[anzr4]

"i'm a motocycle bitch" lmfao XD

[Mitzmitst]

haahahahahahahahahahahaha! can you get any cuter :D omg :)

[AGrumpyMonkey11]

Best easter eggs ever !

[Dontamnitsud]

Most eggs you buy in the store are not fertilized... so no Jesus regardless.

[HartzProductions]

@Dontamnitsud They are if the Easter Bunny is laying them and hiding them in stores. DUH! Everyone knows that.. except you I guess.

[Dontamnitsud]

@HartzProductions Oh, sorry... Well I will keep boiling eggs then!

[rebeccam2]

@Dontamnitsud there was no store back in da day when that story began.

[Dontamnitsud]

@rebeccam2 Oh of course!

[stevenjbateman1]

i just think he is the cutest thing!

[HartzProductions]

@newt718 no.

[DoTheVictor]

Nice eggs.

[canucks117]

All of this was total bullshit! How dare he make us look fat before Summer!

[MrExtensionCord]

really funny video! "we're not gonna look good in short shorts, are we" lol

[megannn324]

Those were the best Easter eggs, ever. :]

[WarriorOfWriters]

Here's how I do it, get the eggs....mum will do the rest

[stepheneilc]

You don't know how to boil eggs? Seriously michael... you just boil them. Literally just boil them. This is why you're loved

[frenchmakeup]

Haha that was hilarious

[dukehey2]

Jud-AS! Jud-AH-as!

[esjaen]

lalala lala want you to love me, like im Eggs Benedict.. LOL

[LoLoGirl404]

OMG love them xD

[MrTwentington]

it took me a little while to get the Nikki Minaj egg

[Bobo4lyf]

OMG I killed jesus

[TheFreckledBoyWonder]

Okay. Who is the red haired one.

[markdangon]

@TheFreckledBoyWonder rihanna

[bjcrawleyy]

"Someone who lives down under...not Johnee..."

[AngelBug109]

Cute eggs but uh interesting story kinda feel like I should be offended as a believer, but its just a story just as the easter bunny is...so yea good job and God bless you all!

[HartzProductions]

@AngelBug109 You are looking to be offended by a fiction story? OK...

[AngelBug109]

@HartzProductions I meant I felt as a Christian I should be offended by a story of a rabbit trying to lay Jesus in a egg. BUT, I am not as its fictional, figured I made that clear. Anyway don't wanna argue just clearing it up, have a happy Easter

[MrKiim5683]

I am absolutely in love with this video. HAhaha Thanks for making my day again <3

[sooth15]

Hahahahah bald Britney! *dies*

[TrkyLym]

Get some brown eggs and so some non-white celebs.

[HartzProductions]

@TrkyLym no.

[jerryarchbrat]

and MWAH right back at you :)

[LunaRain8]

<3 them!

[BrettWieckhoff]

Those eggs you didn't boil are going to hatch Jesus.

[cupcakexlindsay]

Lol Kesha Egg ♥

[KhuTtam1604]

omg!!! those eggs are awesome!!!

[mywingsareyours]

lol love... the eggs we boil don't have any babies in them anyways haha. chickens lay eggs constantly after the first time they do it, and chicks can only come out if their bred right beforehand. Otherwise, they are just eggs w/no embryo.

[HartzProductions]

@mywingsareyours Newsflash: I made up this story, it is fiction. Duh.

[alientechsk8r]

love that kiss at the end :D

[morethanadreamr]

"It's bald Britney bitch!"

[100percentunique]

OH GOD.

I never knew I was eating jesus....I feel holy o_O

[LaLaLa3153]

"someone sinister who lives down under...not johnny" lmfao!! I burst out laughing!! xxx

[MACdoll20]

My daughters birthday is on easter :) we are having an alice in wonderland themed birthday party!!! love you hartz <3

[johhb1]

why boyle the eggs just put your rabbit on the pill lol

[IBleedSkittles89]

those eggs are amazing 

[specsCsims]

You legitimately make THE best eggs.

[fuze09]

Omg Pop Princess Eggs. Loves it.

[melao9]

haha I didn't expect your eggs to be so good! Love them.

[xstevenprocess]

LOL those diva eggs are so cute! I wanna make a Madonna one now.

[NYGIRL16]

haha Bald Britney was my favorite!

[dennis6843]

Haha, best true story ever. You should submit it to E! :-)

[masterfushi]

I love your story, lol! XD Great!

[CatotheCensor1]

How did the Easter Egg know I have a beard?????

[sswainca]

I'm one of the ones who doesn't boil the egg, but makes a hole in either end and blows the egg out of the shell, so...wait a minute! Does that mean all theses years I'VE BEEN BLOWING JESUS?!?!? OMG...

[HotMissa]

Awesome Easter eggs...Never thought of that. Stay sweet <3

[crstalitez]

Omg one of you shud decorate eggs so they look like you 5 :p

[WWEQAF]

best eggs eva

[JasonPixels7]

there is no Jasonpixels7.

[HartzProductions]

@JasonPixels7 lol, you're that bored that you created a Jasonpixels7 channel just for me? haha

[mariolawpanda]

I love the eggs! I love all of them has their boobs except for Kesha. haha.

[aquaticsirens]

hahahaha, nice vid, loved ya big kiss at the end

[Veritostitos]

ALL your eggs are awsome!!!!!

[autywon]

the nicki minak one was goorrgeouss! :D

[einsteinisheavy]

@EqualAndFree lol

[RaynMan718]

So the second coming of Christ will be a chicken

[chicagobigman773]

I got all the pop references except the pink haired one, who is that?

[ifellinlovewithadead]

@chicagobigman773 nicki minaj

[chicagobigman773]

@ifellinlovewithadead hiw did I not get that, Thanks!!!

[angstyDarko]

i still can't believe she's really going to be a motorcycle..

[crazymouse2345]

Is the sinster person Jasonpixels7?

[HartzProductions]

@crazymouse2345 There is a JASONpixels7???

[einsteinisheavy]

@EqualAndFree jesus' dad was god....

[juboy111]

Those eggs were brilliant!

[xcassimus]

Oh my god those eggs and that story. Michael you are a comedic genius hahaha

[chetsvideos]

Is this true?

[HartzProductions]

@chetsvideos I just put it on the internet, so it's true now.

[MyPixelshow]

LOL AT YOUR EGGS. I just love that. you have made my day. again.

[nicolettefob]

um your eggs were freaking amazing!

[Koolkid736]

have u ever been to Pen Island? ahahaha

[gordogreat74]

It all makes sense now. =:P

[hilaryannxx]

hahaha, best thing i have seen in a long time. :P

[6MarilyN66]

youm guys boil the eggs there? we put a little hole on the bottom of the egg to get the insides out.. dont they smell rotten after a day or two?

[leglaw6]

LOL so on a religious holiday we celebrate the resurrection but we're really just sabotaging the chances of a reincarnate jesus. hahahahaha i love that.

[HartzProductions]

@leglaw6 hehe

[llelea]

omg you're so adorable

[logan43000]

can't boil eggs? you'll NEVER be a doting housewife!!! D:

[HartzProductions]

@logan43000 I'm not a housewife, I'm a trophy wife ;-)

[Callanishername]

i love your eggs, way better then the ones i make every year!

[lurleeloola]

hahaha omg. this explanation of easter is too funny.

[skye1985]

ahaha I love your version of the story so much better <3

[AletheaBlabs]

nice story.

[JessBcause09]

HAHAHA your eggs are FUCKING great!

[johneepixels7]

LMAO.. so are you saying i'm still sinister? hahahahhaha.

[HartzProductions]

@johneepixels7 Everyone knows that behind that smile, your up to something! :-D

[broadout]

I'm a motorcycle bitch!

[teamhco09]

omg EGGciting!

[TheFlameFalcon]

wow, what a story

[sakoval]

bahahah, awesome eggs!

[jabbabird]

Your story was fab but the eggs were even better!!!!!!!! LOVE it!

[phoenix6676]

HAHAHAHA @ "not knowing" how to boil eggs!

[Qwaszxa3]

wait but if Jesus comes back doesn't the world end?? :L <3

[MyInterwebs]

lol Tylers views on Christianity just became more twisted xD

[iroshima89]

:)

[MyInterwebs]

Hot ^^