Motorcycles make man parts stronger!(5/14/09-71)

[Shaytards247]

Why does Colette have bangs when it's against her religion?

[kulimarte1]

We don't have river dance in Norway. Belive it or not ;D

[kulimarte1]

Shaytards make being sick, fun! ;D

[MariHokz]

Norwagian style river dance ! <3 Yay Norway! :D

[BigAssSnickers1]

4:31 lol hes putting the moves on her! lol almost time for bed, i think not!

[xlovextennisx23]

"and the kids will not be there" and then rocktard was born...

[0shayla1]

@xlovextennisx23 nope because if you count 9months back from june when rocktard was born its september so

[klodge1]

HAHA GROSS!

[phoebebrap0]

there's 1000 and i'm on 71, greeeeat.

i will get to the most recent someday!!

[JK0696]

MUST FINISH ALL OF THEM!

SCREW HOMEWORK!

[kdwilsongb2]

thumbs up if your watching this is 2011

[RealDealTavasol]

OMG I WISH YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE COULD COME TO IRVINE THAT WAY I COULD MEET YOU!!!!!

[jukey823]

shay just can't stop talking about balls!

[BeccaHeartsYouu]

i miss these <3

[parkertard]

1:52 pause.... sexually awkward

[Shkimpins]

OMFG!! IM WATCHING THIS AT 12:24pm!!!!!!!!!!!! holy crap. thats weird

[sofiehair]

We in Norway isn't that stupid (Just so you know)

Love your family<3

Greetings from Norway

[FrannRants64539]

80 people have weak man parts.

[CanObeyComedy]

way back when the vlogs weren't titled in all capitals...

[YourNotSorry1012]

"I got my dog. I got my truck. I got my beard. I got my bike. I got my BALLS!" LMAO XD XD XD You forgot about your wife!

[scifikoala]

hey you guys lived in la much longer than the summer! wait what does that say about moving there this year "just for the summer"?

[lolzchuracutie]

i love how the 1st highest comment has 98 likes and the 2nd has 89 likes

[JosephCee]

xD "i got my bawwwls!" LMAO! oh man. i would commit suicide if mommytard was really a paid actress.

[lvpackrat]

(4:03) Have you ever picked one of those boogers that feels like it has roots going all the way up into your brain?

[janineisreallycool]

i want a dance on command katilette doll!

[yami4ever]

u're the best vloger on youtube.. :-)

keep going

[rakuencallisto]

ITS RAINING

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

0:34 i've never noticed shay's sad sigh before i just did thumbs up if you just noticed it to

[crazyredsimpkins]

109/813

Hope you didn't scratch your windshield

[mayrad008]

AHH MALACI UR SOO CUTE =]

[GiovanniRose277]

Malachi is sooooo adorable

[neishy3]

so fresh and so cleeaan

[SHAYTARDSFANHERE]

01:58 lol look at mommytard x

[Chapyn429]

"i just picked a booger that made my eyes water!" i'm still laughing.

[MrMarziiii]

if u pause at 0:05 malachi looks evil

[Guro2105]

We don't do river dance in Norway. We do LEIKARRING ;)

[nevershoutshelbee]

@birgit96 Lol of course we know Norway is a country! Lol (: how could we not? Lol <3

(:

[jakegalen]

Wow old

[MonounsaturatedBliss]

old vlogs ftw!

[Mrgangstaist]

malachi <3 sooo pdp!

[blueconvers2]

"got my ball!!!! Sry tht was inapropro!!!! Cut cut cut!!!!" best part of the movie!!!!

[marvel10samus421]

2:25 to 2:50 LOL

[SunandMarius]

What's up with the ketchup? Did I miss an inside joke?

[nevershoutshelbee]

@SunandMarius No, he mut have eaten lunch in there or somethin and for got to put the ketchup back.... O.o lolol (:

[anderberger]

its weird how i can tell Malachi looks younger than in the newer shaytards videos

[millypeeed]

"THE POLLUTION IS BEING CLEANED OUT OF THE SKIES!?!"

[caddog0sugar]

Aaaaw Malachi sis cooo cuuuute!!! at 1:13!!!

Also this is I think the least disliked video of yours I have ever seen.

[jstallings1337]

haha shay struts over to the bike. hes so silly :p

[brendalovescake]

FTC: Oh my goodness! I've never seen a dance like that before!

[mra2zee]

FTC'd.

[avgscholar]

you creat the craziest titles for your vids...

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

"I just picked a booger that made my eyes water" LOOOOOOLL!! omg eww XD

[BrynnyBoppins]

Malachi is adorable, and so is your family :D

[yangx927]

Like.

[menusource01]

Icees, ketchup and coach on survivor. Sounds like a standard Friday night to me. :(

[candyglazed]

thats soo cute malachi

[TheWillGremlin]

Good Shit Hay lol

[HelloBQ]

@birgit96 Norge FTW!!

[choccyqueen3]

This was posted on my birthday!!!!

Love youuu shay! Xxx

[CJAllin]

"The Pollution is being cleaned out of the sky!"

[Msemospongebob]

1:29 see, thats why we love you shay...

[MikeyRGuitar]

looks like he lives in alberta

[brendanfick]

@MikeyRGuitar Nope. He lives in Idaho.

[missgenji]

omg 71 narharhar

[maenyn]

Its not called an "icey"! Its called a "frezzy"!

[xthatoneguyx]

wow... she is sooo hot!

[dungchunker]

...GOT THE BAAAWWWLLLZ!

[Rafaela93luvavril]

oh back to the days that shay was thin but thin or fat he stays adorable and cool and makes us to loao in every video

[stevnswest]

I don't Nooooooo you guys bit you are entertainingly NUTS! Omg! Hilarious. Hahahaha

[BankRobberNROne]

thats cool I am from norway

[WhoDatCrazyBaby]

I want to go to 7/8/09 and meet you and tell you how you inspired me to start my own vlogs! OH WAIT I can't it happened over a year ago!

[roarmore]

You should give your thoughts on episodes of Survivor from time to time! I know this is an old video and whatnot and who knows you might already do it in the vlogs which i shall watch soon enough, but if not then you should. If you still watch Survivor. =]

[Ninjarmor]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[Teebonesky]

@Ninjarmor same here!!

[kennykiller911]

reminds me of that episode of california on video games with kassemg where he was talkin to those 2 chicks and that one chick was into that ATV game and kassem asked if they were bro-hoes. yup

[sk8alltheway95]

I love how on all of your videos the ratio between likes and dislikes is always a huge # to a really small #!!!!!

[LockeyGirl]

i want ur dog btw

[dotd53]

shay why do you always have ketchup in your office?

[wowplayer1987]

if u run in the rain u get more wet jus a fyi lol, oh and we finally seen ur room where the paid actress makes ur bed :P

[0MissElizabeth0]

That's some fancy-footwork there Mommytard !!

[emiilyfights]

apparently the flip can be shaky though? idk? did shay get a new camera? :)

[GetR3al]

Its funny how the camera is all shaky when he vlogs himself, but on the later vlogs hes like a real pro :) not a single shake

[triner157]

i got my beard,My dog,My Truck,MY BALLS LOL

[MisterRmk]

@triner157 you forgot his bike.

[candyglazed]

@triner157 inappropriate. CUUUT

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@triner157 lol forgot bike

[MrTripleCC]

W00t shay i did not know we had a river dance 

[ibarrettall]

yo orange is the worst flavor..fyi!

[beast141]

Your cranuim erectus would be your penis, silly.

Sorry I missed you guys in NYC.

[911Some1]

I am Norwegian:D And I've never seen anyone dance like that BTW.. :P

[VinillaFarmer]

Nobody has commented on this video in a while!

[hesellsmystuff]

It's cuz you pulled out a nose hair

[Dzastiiii]

Bools ;DD

[xxcokecookiexx]

I'M A MAN!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[tomeierdeg]

Norwegian STYLE! "I wanna try that" Greetings from Norway <3

[leandeganis]

woaaah MOMMYTARD WAS SO DIFFERENT

[ChloeSapienza]

Did you say 7-8-9 was gonna be on the 11th? I got the impression it was on the 8th xD Anyway.

[PatrickScaggs]

You have ketchup by your laptop.

[bektalant11111111111]

cool

[CatoTheMatteMatikker]

NORWEGIAN STYLE

<3333

THUMPS UP!

[yeehawgurl0923]

when you opened the door to leave for work my dog kept barking and turning his head at the door in our house lol

[Locusthorde300]

I bet everyone OGGLED your wife(?) xD

[Kanucks93]

@Locusthorde300 No only u do

[Locusthorde300]

@Kanucks93 Lolz, nah... too busy with other people ;P

[SpenserAteTheWorld]

bottle of ketchup?

[LavieGaGa]

Shays lost soooo much weight since this vid!!

[whimsical1992]

Shaaaay you've lost a ton of weight since this vid :]

[piecesontheground]

malakai is so cuuuteeeeee *.* ooh

[KalexCullen]

#LOL wonder how your wife puts up with all that xD love you!! :P

[Guro2105]

I LOVE that you say "No, I want the Norwegian style riverdance"! That make me feel proud to be Norwegian xD

[Sh4rdy]

Do you just love ketchup??? I go through a whole 40ounce bottle in about a week lol.

[xMissEileen]

i want to hug you right NOW

[sethatronifyable]

"I just picked a booger and my eyes watered" hahaha

[Sinfull702x602]

i want me a mommytard. shay we do wanna see more crazy random screaming!!!

[superbk76]

Malakai rules!!

[SlashSeven7]

When you said "GOT MY BALLS"

I was drinking...and I think you know the rest!

[slip180]

f'n right man, your driving a standard and vloging, buddy yours must really clang,

btw your missing the rifle rack on the back of the truck with the bike and dog.

[AmbitionInLives]

your so funny

[vildezz]

i'm from norway!!!

[Lieloh03]

Mabuhay ka Shay Carl. Mahal ka namin. Mula sa Pilipinas!!! :D

In english: Long live Shay Carl. We love you. From the Philippines. Your videos are freakin awesome. Love your whole family. GOD BLESS YOU.

[halfdeadjuggalette]

5:19 LOOK KETCHUP. lol

[joyvosk]

"payed actress" funny

[ham4fun]

man ive been watchin these videos for like 3 days while up they are great

[LJBx3]

now i want an 'icy' :(

[RaybRay89]

should have just turned up the radio so that you couldn't hear the windshield wipers! . . . silly.

[elbenaso]

you deserve to make a real movie! it would be awesome! Greetings from Spain. Eloy

[m16mang]

Where does shay work? :D

[drowkcabsihtdaeR]

hva skjer med at det er mange norske som ser på shaytards? hahahaha kult!

[drowkcabsihtdaeR]

Norway!!!!

[MariaIsabelll]

Norwegian Rivedance x) Haha, im from Norway :)

[lolitech]

That was a wierd norwegian riverdance :P Never seen that kind of riverdance in norway and i em from norway, but it was cool :P

[Guro2105]

Norwegian riverdance? xD hahah :D That's cool. Never seen it before. yeah, I'm from norway. :D

[000MMproductions]

i hope you get a tt so you wont die in a car wreck

[dc8237]

i've always wanted an enduro thats bad ass

[BoringLife92]

Wow, lived in Norway for 17 years now, and yet this is my first experience with the Norwegian riverdance XD

[scottmead2010]

Your last video you said you live in Idaho, everyone knew that from day 1, Z103 is in Idaho Falls, plus all the cars have Idaho Plates, plus beings I live five miles from the Idaho State Line, you just look like someone totally from Idaho.

[Karroo96]

Hi.. Im 13 and from norway..i gust whanted to say thet mommytard you are my idol.. You have such a great personalety and i whana gro upp to be like you. Btw no so god job on the

norwegien river dance. xoxoxox

[Ashchethem]

I just picked a booger that made my eyes water.

XD

[Chrisislame90]

@DeathIIIV yeah he def. is REALLY cute.

[justjessy16]

i love how excited you get over icees!!!!

[NothingBetterToDo17]

i love SHAYTARDS

[pinoypride995]

ok shay next time it will be a gathering give the money so i could come to us :D hehe love you'r vids

[michelleeez]

Normally when people talk about boogers I want to punch them in the face but when you say it I laugh =)

[UrLyrics]

i was eating pudding when you said the thing about picking your nose.....

[DeathIIIV]

I SWAER your the cutest guy in the world

[shelby9109]

i agree he is atractive

[jc4evatri3]

yea i do too

[Ashchethem]

Heck yeah! Shay is hecka cute. :)

[prusz200]

shaytards 4 ever woohooo

[Hvetebullan]

There actually do not exist a norwegian riverdance, and when i think twice i've never seen riverdancing in norway. -- btw im norwegian ;D

[45CaliberKid]

dsaafffffffffffff

[LAHS08]

haha!!

don't you know!?!

if you run in the rain...instead of walking...more rain will hit you in the same distance that you travel

0_0 YAY MYTHBUSTERS!

[drksquee]

haha shay i love u

[icanhaslego]

does he take the motorcycle offroad?

[littlecrazyspunk]

whats up with norwegian riverdance:P

any willy wonka ways, Norway rules!!!

yey

[jeremy001112]

1:23

[SonicRush123]

LOL I love this!

[firepuma4]

I'm addicted to these videos!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU SHAY!

[xXchuy94Xx]

hahame too i think my sister is getting annoyed of me just sitting her im watching them again

[marujoyajo]

aaaaaahhhhhhh i want ur dooooog !!!!!!

[mtvfanxotastic33]

hahahaha i love how u have a random ketchup bottle next to yourr computer....? lmao

[zombieX111222333]

@mtvfanxotastic33 yah thats some random crap right there

[BONECRUSHER1022]

3:31 rofl

[SEMM04]

Well I've never heard freezies called icies..hmm

[liquidgrey]

lol@cranium erectus

[TimTehPilot]

i love how katilette goes "woo" after you say balls...ahahahahaha

[sweetjustice8]

hahahahaha! that was hella funny! though you could have just said the noise was drill a hole in my brain! (:

[JoyNine7]

My windsheild wipers were doing that the other night. Made me wanna chew off my own hand