Margaret Cho - Revolution Part 6/8

[kimonbees]

7:20 This reminds me of Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter movies hahahahahahahaha

[Isreal4realz]

absolutely embarrassing to watch. this bitch needs someone to tell her to STOP doing these stand ups. what an utter disgrace.

[TheOnlyRUCHIRA]

her tits look so pointy in that thing...i just cant stop staring

[FlameFeathers]

Fuck-it diet rocks!

[secritkid99]

i am now on the fuck it diet.. and its actually going quite well. i havent shit my pants in the car yet! thanks Margaret Cho<3

[Kangaroocreekgangclu]

I thought the "Fuck It" diet was where you fucked your food rather than eating it.

[Adski92]

You can tell she's trying not to cry when she's talkin' about her grandma and her dad.

[Adski92]

I love the stupid face she pulls as her mother.

[katinukago]

"Fuck it" Diet!



[lilygalore]

I hear voices but they tell me I look hot

[hearttopmodel05]

Lol the "Fuck That Shit" exercise program.

[ocergnairb]

what's with the random pussy statement outbreaks? can someone explain :/

[LoneGunman90]

@ocergnairb It's from an earlier joke in the the stand up.

[Adski92]

@ocergnairb It's a bit where she went to Bangkok and there were all these sex shows where the owners would come out and tell her what the acts where e.g. PUSSY EAT RICE! PUSSY WRITE LETTER!

Does that answer your question, sir?

[nazbites]

Monolid surgery - mad sad.

[ocergnairb]

THANK YOU about the plastic surgery thing!

[AsheeshAnand]

It's ridiculous to cut the mongolian eyelid up. I'd kill for those elegant, attenuated, tapered, oriental eyes.

[alicebakingsoda]

her impression of her mother is like my grandmother, but with my grandfather's accent.

[tarantarans]

Pussy may contain nuts or particle of nuts. Wow, that was so random. lol!

[tarantarans]

Damn, at :800 she looks like a burn victim...not sexy. Love you MagCho!

[Treytupacfan]

because the eyes will always look surprised.

hahaha!

[clever625]

puhahahahahaha~! a Fuckin Spam Key~!!!!! LMAO~

[JenocideInside]

"This is the best cadaver I have ever seen...she looks so freshhh. LOL

[yfset8]

omg her mother jokes XD

[NathanJesseMcCarthy]

margrets impression of her mother is HYSTERICAL, its realy stereotypical old assian woman, and its soo funny

[yaelbadass]

"And it works really well with the Fuck-that-shit-Exercice-Progra­m"!

[frcombi]

Where did she get that dress?

[disposableteenager]

Cho-Tox!

[Drewski217]

Jus Pull my scalp back until it look like a scrunchy.....

[ohshitits4]

love the fuck it diet

[newnikky09]

i hear voices..they tell me i look hot!

[AlyssHeart319]

I am currently on the Fuck It diet.

[wildthing12592]

i hear voices but they say i look hot

[craffte]

i call her CHO CHO, (it's a jamaican sauce) - she maybe didn't have good role models, but she is one now.

[MackTuesday]

Diss is dah bess cahdehbah I hab ebah seeen.

[Sabreeshuh]

plastic surgery is brainwashing... i mean im still gonna get it HAHAAA

[kollol]

I am already on that diet and exercise program. And I weigh 119 pounds. And I am a 16 year old male.

[janelane64]

Lmao I was gonna say the same thing, I say "fuck it" to diets and exercise!

[visking]

Why have i only just heard of this woman!

She's insane!

[ramses86]

"I Hear voices bu they tell me Iook Hot!!!!"

LOOLLL!!!!

[rawrawrkid9225]

When she talks about the face lifts, and she makes the face.. it looks like the monster from Pans Laberynth.

[JackMcPhee]

you are so right! HAHAH

[jsgvrr]

one of the funniest and most personal i have ever seen of margaret cho! brilliant.

[i3pandas]

some one suggested my mom get the eye surgery but she said noo because the eye always look surprised

[aftereight01]

the 'pussy' leitmotif is so on point with the message of the monologue portions it proceeds. She is brilliant.

[chicelias]

only magaret cho can make me laugh and cry in the same minute...

[MichaelKeitos]

Why diet, when you can take crystal meth? I hear voices, but they tell me I look hot, so...

*lol* Margaret Cho is awesome

[QueerSwede]

best line ever hahahaha

[Sxel92]

Hell yeah! I'm on the Fuck-it Diet!

[toxicstonerbetch]

and im on the fuck-that-shit excersize program!

[olliemagick]

glad to see i'm not the only one :D

[UltraViolet93]

im on the "oh fuck it" diet plan and the "fuck that shit" exercise program

[AcrylicOnion]

im on the seafood diet.

i see food, and eat it!

i love her diet lines hahaha

[Whitemilkenator]

@AcrylicOnion She said that? When?

[AcrylicOnion]

i think it was assassin

[thenscream]

im totally on the fuck it diet

[MissStyk]

I'm on Margaret Cho's "Fuck It!" diet right now!

You know she speaks the truth!

x

[buddyman1990]

lol!!!

oh, actually there's three..

Kim Jung Il Face!!!!!

[RiVvenGuard]

LOL

[pinkandvampires]

Hah. I'm on the fuckit diet.And I use the fuckthatshit exercise method! I agree with the plastic surgery thing.

[AskingAlot]

people go to the extreme. Look at dolly parton, she has had surgeries but minor just to fix stuff that is going down. A little of the 'crow feet' around her eyes, breast lift. That's not 'mutilation' or whatever. That's optimistic view of life. Cause you're getting old doesn't mean you should be old either. Dunno about you but i'm planning on being one hot granny when i'm old.

[MeliTej8581]

I like the FUCK IT diet! LOL

[KidKlassic91]

Pussy May Contain NUTS!

[RaptorLuv]

partical of nuts hahahaha!

[bittertea]

"No because will alway look surprised."

Her mom is funneh to. :D

[Ma3Hu1]

"you know I bring your daddy here"

[goodguy630]

"why diet when you can take crystal meth?"

[metalphilic]

"I hear voices, but they tell me I look hot, so..."

[goodguy630]

"stony silence... and GET OUT OF MY STORE!"

[odder9]

"this is the best cadaver"?

[putasuzia]

bitch used my line about the crank on the back of your head.

[groovygavin254]

did you really have that joke in '03, putasuzia?

[JamesOhGoodie]

i'm on the fuck it diet right now :D

[lancercrombie]

what does she say starting at 3:42? "Dees is duh best....I have ever seen"..couldn't really understand

[atombombangel]

She on about the best kardava she ever seen

[4youglencoco]

cadaver, actually.

[Vegall1992]

lol, she says it's the best cadaver she's ever seen. That is a term for a human corpse.

wow, im morbid......

[WiccanJello]

Her plastic surgery skit makes me laugh EVERY time!!

[DragonBlade012]

her pussy rants are hilarious

[freshface2991]

She's bi and funny.

[rogeliomagazine]

i love her but why is she talking like she's on drugs?

[RoyalGuard503]

I love the "fuck it" diet, and the "fuck that shit" exercise program.

[aaronpaul06]

I love how she keeps doing those sex show advertisements randomly!

[silksarii]

her thing about the funeral home was perfectly korean middle-aged woman.

[AwakenAnimus]

chotox

[octopustheater]

Why diet when you can take crystal meth?

I hear voices but they tell me I look hot so.....

[QueerSwede]

HA HA HA

[0dour]

her face looks freaky when she did thhat face lift thing!

[Mang0Tango]

Oh my gosh, yeah! Made me think of that zombie thing in Pan's Labyrinth!

[whathuhwhere]

just what i was thinking

[ARMOR15]

I was scared her face would rip lol it looked so tight!

[Yamiyokun]

I personally am on the Margaret Cho "FUCK IT!" Diet and the "FUCK THAT SHIT!" exercise program.

[gamefreak13666]

oh same here. works fabulously!