Dane Cook - Breaking and Entering

[PuzzleLayton4Ever]

Dude I hear a car...

Um...yeah the world is full of them...your going to hear a lot of them for the rest of your life.If you hear a humpback whale, thats weird, tell me that shit.

LOL

[mimichu1]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER?!?!!?!?!?! EHHHHHH!?!?!?!?! I DID MY BEST!! I DID MY BEST!! I DID MY FUCKING BE- EHHH HE STOLE THE BEADS!! HE STOLE THE BEADS! AHH I DID MY BEST!!!!!! xDD

[shadowmonk67]

I loved it sooo much that I disliked it...

#trollface

[kittykatgirly1]

HE STOLE THE FUCKKING BEADS!!

[xxDezziGurllxx]

i totally wanna do this with my best frined now

[xxDezziGurllxx]

@xxDezziGurllxx friend*

[mrmaninblack07]

lol..i used know how to do a b & e....it's nice to know dane did this!

[Bonanza827]

which dane cook is it where he talks about himself typing??

[enyczrebel]

@Bonanza827 i think its the atheist sneeze...

[nudge232234]

I fucking love bacon and eggs.

[GiniPig95]

6 people got their doors kicked open while they were eating dinner. :D GOD I LOVE OVER USED COMMENTS

[Greekalicious2]

This is my FAV from Dane! The BESSSTT!!

[broadwayjunkie123]

5 people heard a humpback whale.

[Jygerthe2nd]

7:02 Huh. Kinda like Santa Claus. lol

[horses529]

4 people got their favorite shirt caught on the chain link fence 

[MrAndrewBTF]

them 4 jack asses lived in that house!!

[PantherMistress88]

"COME OVER!" *click*

Robert comes over haha

[AllAboutWolves]

now i want bacon and eggs.. O_O



[rosannecjmj]

u no there was a couple in the audience not laughing because they were the ones who had their doors kicked

[SirBonga1]

four dislikes....so robert, robert's favorite shirt, the father, and the adopted son david...not the wife...she wanted a divorce anyways...

[deputyseal409]

There's a kid at my school who experienced something like his b&e

[AgilityPaws]

DAVE WHAT IS THAT? BACON AND EGGS?? neuuu... altho i could do bacon and eggs, thats fuckin delisious. XD

[eyepatchplease]

When he says "I know, I'm looking for trouble" that was the funniest fuckin thing bro DANE COOK IS NOT A FUCKING COMEDIAN.

[SkittlesShott]

@eyepatchplease your a fucking faggot

[AgilityPaws]

3 Dislikes. Mum, dad and adoped son david all made accounts.

[jennaE36]

@AgilityPaws Four dislikes. His friend Robert disliked it as well.

[Zergling323]

@AgilityPaws and robert XD

[andrewc740]

thats the eight god damn door this year XD

[andrewc740]

click this and try not to laugh 7:10

[jabbaricotton]

do u see the bar

NO!

[caitlin12100]

lmao , it's so funny the way he runs ! xD

[immadoctorxD]

Dane Cook is the greatest man alive! :D

[Tribmon1]

xD I love this man.

[VengeanceOfWar]

3 people got their hippy beads stolen, and got a divorce from it.

[jabbaricotton]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mushymush2]

3 people dont like bacon and eggs

[cjprezz2040]

the three people that disliked it was mom dad & david lol

[AllAboutWolves]

I would be Dane and my best freind would be Robert >:D

[ShishaYume]

''I don't know if ... Oh Wait I got it, BOOM!!''

[horrorrockett]

this skit is my fave xD

[LTCAproductions]

my pandry opens outward

[dilosumx]

omfg this guy is so funny i love him

[Legitsicle7]

"so, I'm walking up the walk way & I'm ready to do it, I turn around to my buddy Robert and he wispers 'wait.... wait. dude, i hear a CAR!' then i said, 'yeah, the worlds full of them.. your gunna hear alot of them for the rest of your life... when you hear a hump back whale thats weird..tell me that shit'"

[crystallxx3]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER!? ARE YOU HAPPY!?

[WhiteStripe44]

2 people got there door kicked in!

[bcalta1]

whos the two jackasses who disliked this

[taylenaforeverx]

@bcalta1 4 jackasses

[musiclvr819]

@bcalta1 its the family whose door dane kicked in

[Bonanza827]

@bcalta1 well, now there are eight of them...lol

[xXsarahshoutneverXx]

2 people just found out who kicked their door in ;)

[sarahray67]

haha, thank you for putting this on youtube! :)

[Legitsicle7]

Where your second favorite shirt you dunce!

hahahaha



[ppp9922]

i am hungry for bacon and eggs now

[ELiiTheSPK]

the 2 dislikes must be the people whose house was broken in....

[Kehira318Angel]

seirial door kicker!

[shytiff96]

I love the end, he brain screwed that family X-P

[dumbywithabat21]

2 people had their front door and closet doors kicked in

[demonkiller234]

I would take pee on the floor and put a note saying that dog did

[eddwarddlovee]

ive watched this like 100 times :')

[DHGitZKyubi]

Cockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[XxmetaltilldeathxX]

I was laughing my ass off the whole fucking time!!!!

[Armygrl159]

If you hear a humpback whale, then thats weird, tell me that shit XD

[jessezitting]

@Armygrl159 its funny, because both videos have this comment

[everyonelovesmyname]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[981Ethan]

2 adopted son davids know how this feels=D

[morganb147]

"And why did he kick that closet door off?! There's not even a locky mechanism on there!"

[emokidissad12]

"Why dont you sit down, I'll get the coffee. Where's it at? Oh the pantry? BOOOSH* HAHAHAH

[QtrJosh]

That's the ninth goddamn door this year! What the fuck is going on?!

I almost fell out of my seat.

[mcarone1000]

haha im breaking and entering right now actually on someones computer i dont know

[Sm0k3yproductions]

bacon and eggs!!!! hell yeah

[ShepperdW]

People need to lighten the fuck up on teenagers. I understand that this was stupid. I had to leave a car forum though because I mentioned laughing at my friend peeing on the fucking inside of a TIRE in a dealership. I was called a "little bitch" among other things and people looking up where I live to find the only fucking dealership and threatened to call the cops. What is wrong with adults these days? I don't think I'd be pissed if it was my fucking car. Not to mention some rich ass dealer's

[HeavyMetal4Life01]

i love this one! lol

[lLikeMaple]

lmfao

[ObieProductions]

WHAT DID THEY TAKE?!?!?! XD

[jelloicecream]

this made my day :D

[ShortStuffMena96]

fav one of his videos lol :D

[theairborntoxicevent]

I SAID WAIT WAIT WAIT !!!!

[010Person010]

When I kick in a door I feel like a bad-ass! ;D

[YKSui]

The owner of the house disliked this video xDD

[Dragonninjas11]

@YKSui And now he forced his adopted son david to dislike this video lol xD

[chrishenryslim15]

wait... that was MY house!!!

[imkaitlyn11]

@chrishenryslim15 At least he didn't kidnap your addopted son david.

[emcullenist]

lmfao 2:18-2:29

[danniielise7]

mum dad and their adopted son david ..haha classsic !!

[SamanthaNoelle7]

1 Person Wore His Favorite Shirt(;<

[KaitieMaree1]

DOOR KICKER!! XD i love him :)

[CandiAppleRed323]

i love this one!!!!!!!!!

[Arathix]

I can't stand Dane Cook, but I love this bit.

[kitsunegirl14]

what that family should have done? install a revolving door.

[topher1214]

"Wear your second favorite shirt ya dunce!"

[picxturexperxfect]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY LIFE?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[j04nnymining]

My name is David and I would eat waffles with you any fucking day of the week.

[xXxDeathxSkullxXx]

HE TOOK THEE FUCKING BEADS!!!

[Jouster0kenny]

I DID MY BEST!!!!

[Lilwhitechick09]

young adopted son david

[gabisardenberg96]

well, if by ANY chance the owners of the door he kicked watch this video...........

[CroningerINC]

One person got caught doing a B (slash) E....

[7beks]

1 dislike... the guy who got his door kicked in found the video!!!

[prettypianoplayer100]

@7beks Lol yup i guess so!

[jimmyjr79]

@7beks 3 Dislikes... the guy showed his wife and kid.

[darktail109]

@7beks now its 4, the whole family knows now

[ssalgnod123]

LMAO DANE COOK FTW

[cmtriplecageipod]

AHAHAHAHA LEAVING A LAVA LAMP THERE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, IM DYINGGGG

[SpiderFan3]

one guy got his door kicked in several times ... ME ... damn door kickers

[tabithamae85]

I love Dane Cook he is such a good comedian...Great Job Dane!!!!

[rockt5174]

we cheezed it outta there

[ghost3987]

hahahqhahahahahahahahahahahaha­h were is the difrrent letter

[TheLovemusicguy]

I Got IT!

[meandMJ4likeeva]

@TheLovemusicguy whats the next video?

[TheLovemusicguy]

@meandMJ4likeeva errr i dunno

[333smilee]

my boyfriend's name is robert....

[Brendon2446]

"husband, wife, young adopted son david..."

"WTF did they take from this house. if we cant figure it out this year, i want a DIVORCE!"

"THATS ANOTHER FUCKING DOOR! WTH IS GOING ON? THAT IS THE NINTH GOD DAMN DOOR THIS YEAR!"

"im putting up beads" but what do i do? i run up there when they leave, *CHOOGE CHOOGE CHOOGE CHOOGE CHOOGE!

i should've kiddnapped there adopted son. call the house, "hey, go check your sons bedroom" what!? davids gone. what have you done with our son? wer eatin wafflz

[anandereiraj]

''there was a closet up there *BOOM* i kicked that shit in !''

[singergirl113096]

".....If you hear a humpwhale, that's werid, tell me tht shit..." LOL XD

[singergirl113096]

I wonder if this really happened, and if it did, Y WASN'T HE CAUGHT? LOL

[Spence126]

i did my best

[dropboys1]

wear your second favorite shirt.. you dunce

[dredre0702]

lol b and e, dudes name is robert xD

[360totalownage]

"Listen, you guys sit down ill get us some coffee and well talk about it. Where is it, pantry? Ok! *pshhhhhhhffttttt* LOOOOL

[ImNicoleBee]

oh the batteries? was not me, that was not me by the way.

[WhatsAHufflepuff]

"Wait- What? I don't like adventures..."

[loveisamyth100]

ha bad ass

[zoejoinnowrulez]

Sexy Lavalamp!

[HopeLess1212]

[insert hilarious quote from video here to get insane amounts of thumbs up]

[Bullet4MyA7X]

you should have worn your second favorite shirt... you dunce. :D

[nintendogrl0603]

"Wait! Wait dude..wait..! Dude I hear a car!"

"Yeah...the world is full of them, your gonna hear alot of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a Humpback Whale thats weird tell me that shit"

Fave line :D

[XxRockstarLuVxX]

imma girl version of "Robert" xDD

[fangirlcoloredteal]

... Dane cook is hallarious... but he's an idiot XD

[MasterKode1]

@fangirlcoloredteal UR A FKING IDOT STHU HE IS NOT A FKING IDIOT U MTHERFKING ASSHOLE U PROBABLY BROKE UR FKING LEG TRYING TO COPY HIM

[MrsBelikov]

@MasterKode1 uhmm there IS such thing as an idiot in a good way you dumbass calm ur nippless, he knows dane cook is great and i call my friends idiots all the time. take a chill pill.

[fangirlcoloredteal]

@fangirlcoloredteal I'm so sorry! I did not write this! I promise to god.... I'm very sorry MasterKode1. Someone has hacked on my youtube.

[deepaxowns]

"ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER?! I WANT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH! I DID MY BEST! I DID MY BEST!"

[thatkidagain0]

Where is it, the pantree, Boosh

[darkblade8910]

Then don't wear your favorite shirt on a B&E. Wear your SECOND favorite shirt ya dunce -.-

[therealladygrettel]

bacon and eggs XD

[OppositeofHATE7]

"ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR-KICKER?! I WANT A DIVORCE CUZ OF YOU!!!" xD

[Nitehawk770]

@OppositeofHATE7 lol i randomly yell that shit at work.....as well as "I DID MY BEST!"

[OppositeofHATE7]

@Nitehawk770 lmao work? whose doin b&e's at your job? xD

[aKaBabyJesus]

Hilarious!