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  • i fuckin love tim

  • 0:29...star here...

  • I believe and know about Jesus but is Vishnu a woman??

    just askin??

  • why are people taking this seriously. lol.

  • ... Vishnu's birthday is on christmass too?, wow, i kinda feel bad... wait... DOES VISHNU EVEN HAVE A BIRTHDAY HES A GOD!, THATS LIKE SAYING... GOD HAS A BIRTHDAY TOO... which i guess is symbolic in christ's birthday too, ah screw it it's family guy

  • don't even bother talking about your god damn religions, you're never gonna resolve your issues

  • Nah, but seriously, dude, happy birthday, lmao

  • Jesus is awesome. He's so nice!!!

  • Im hindu and i and loved this lol don't understand how you can take it so seriously aha

  • Im Hindu... I LOL'ed hard at this... Grow the fuck up lol the world is too serious these days

  • Please excuse the previous comment left on this video that was my brother. I only found out recently that he was using my account without permission. (This is what i get for forgetting to log off.) So now that we have that out of the way could the up loader of this video please delete his comment. (But honestly don't you think it's just a little harsh to call him a stupid fuck? That is all)

  • @nickforgue597 cool story bro.

  • Don't they have the same birthday?

    

  • @creosotegirl ha:]

  • تبا لك

  • Cavalcade of cartoon racism.

  • @nickforgue597 How is it racist. The point of the cartoon is only to state that Jesus and Vishnu have the same birthday because ALL THEY ARE ARE DEPICTIONS OF THE WINTER SOLSTICE THAT ARE USED TO CONTROL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THROUGH RELIGION!!!!

  • @nickforgue597

    So if it's against white people...it's not racist?.

    Stupid fuck.

  • The Audio Transcribe feature is just awesome. I know it's only the Beta and I hope it stays that way. Too Funny!

  • Vishnu does not have Indian accent,, epic!!!

  • "Naaah, but seriously happy birthday :)" Hilarious haha. By the way can people stop ruining the video by arguing about religion? It's a cartoon. Let's use this energy towards something productive, people.

  • brace yourselves, the religious freaks are comming.

  • Jesus and Vishwho?

  • isn't every1 techniqueley agnostic as we can never be sure because if there was an omnipotent being they could erase evidence of themself

  • 1) There are no historical records of the biblical Jesus. He's as real as Harry Potter. If he in fact accomplished all those things recorded in the bible, SOMEONE was bound to notice and record it.

    2) There probably isn't a god. At least not in the way we imagine it. One thing for sure, it sure won't be Yaweh. Or any other gods humans have come up with.

  • @hawkister Who are you to judge what people believe in why would your opinion be as good as any other... religion is beliefs you dont have to be all fucking Arrogant

  • @SWAMPburning sorry to burst your bubble. Grow up.

  • @SWAMPburning

    We are judging others beliefs because it's stupid. It's like a kid believing in Santa. You need to convince him when he's old enough that he doesn't really exist. It's the same thing with God, except some people are too stubborn or stupid to understand that he is fiction, even at an older age.

  • @SWAMPburning if your gonna play "who are you to judge" game, who are YOU to judge how I judge people? you dont have to be all fucking arrogant. Its fine if you believe in santa, its just you deserve ridicule.

  • @hawkister Please read the recent comments before making an asinine mess of yourself.

  • In other news....I laughed 8-)

  • Make a video mocking or even depicting Mohammad, Seth McFarlane. Not only would I laugh, but it would show that you're not a complete and total liberal pussy.

  • People it's family guy, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

  • @unstoppablechief it's the internet. GET THE FUCK USED TO IT.

  • @unstoppablechief No it's not.

  • hey i got an idea why doesnt everyone just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE VIDEO ! who cares that jesus wasn't born on december 25th, or anything else related to religion ! Is that something really important that you have to clog up the comments with ? If you want to talk about religion then GO TO FUCKIN CHURCH !

  • America, our governmet does not seperate you for your religion, sexuality, or race..........our people do it for them (exept tennessee........we dont hate each other that much here......exept big cities.........ok, its bad here too)

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  • All we know is that Jesus wasn't born on 25th december, I think it was in march or something, they just combined an other holiday (the feast of fire/light) on the 25th of december with jesus' birthday to satisfy non christeans when trying to get them to convert.

  • lmao hay trolls howcome there arent any vids for you guys any more?hmm?look at america with all there faverites and all ther poasted vids? i dont see any vids on your channel?nope just some guy wipin his ass with his own hand...nnaaaw but seriously gtfo of youtube...

  • To all you christians, Jesus, according to ARCHAEOLOGICAL EVIDENCE, was most likely born in June. The December 25th thing was invented by the church in the nineteenth century because of the outcries of the people. Before that, Christmas was actually BANNED by the Vatican.

  • This isn't about right or wrong it's just a sort cartoon And possibly a copyright infringement but i aint no lawyer, I just smirked a little.

  • dont you love how people over the internet cant take jokes? :)

    P.S. Jesus was born (talking facts here not beliefs) it has been proven. what the dispute should be over is whether he actually did miracles or not...

  • @Jitsuo23 There's actually no proof jesus ever existed anyone who says that is lying, just thought i'd inform some people

  • @TrailerParkUnicorn What do you consider proof? Most historians regard Jesus to have actually existed, and there are many Non-Christian documents that have been used in historical analyses of the existence of Jesus. Posting a blanket statement like that doesn't inform anyone of anything.

  • @Areskitana Key word is most, the best historians who think he might have existed estimates are 20 yrs apart, so how can you believe in someone who has no documented birth, we know when socrates and other philosophers were born and they were alive 300 yrs before jesus if he existed, so dont play devils advocate with me

  • @TrailerParkUnicorn Because Socrates and other philosophers were heavily influential characters within the society and empire that was the dominant one for its era. If Jesus had been born a Roman he might have carried similar weight. However since Jerusalem was owned by the Romans at the time it makes sense his birth was insignificant. You should do some research into the writers that lived just after Jesus' life and wrote about him.Don't get snooty I was simply offering a counter point.

  • guys u such stupid , Jesus was born by Mary his mother , do u understand?

  • I like to think that all the deities from different religions are friends hanging out up in heaven.

  • My friend is called Visnu

  • @MADMANx511 Jesus was NOT born.

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  • @MrMeatspinable ooh... is it??? den how come he has a mother named mary/maryam???

  • @XxTheStealthyClownxX so really mature make vis-whatever challenge Jesus u would kick his ass noway cause both are in there own heaven's (or hell)

  • @bokagirl34

    Services subject activities of the newsrooms relentlessly louise exemption favorites and singers

  • The short in the beginning was funnier than the actual clip..

  • 0:23 skip ad.

  • You know what Jesus? If Vishnu would challenge you to a game of basketball, he'd kick your ass...

  • who d hells cares wen Jesus was born!!! he is a good man... jus learn to respect him!!!!

  • @sweetsixteenmk I agree. I met him last week shopping at Tescos and he was a jolly nice man. He even gave me some LSD so I can halucinate even more.

  • @sweetsixteenmk I'd much rather watch anime.

  • AHA*drum sound*

  • Nah, but seriously dude, happy birthday.

    LOL.

  • I had no idea Jesus was such a troll, I thought it was just us Christians.

  • INDIAN GUY WHIPING HIS ASS WITH HIS HANDS! L00000000000000000000000000000­0000L

  • Where does Ganeesh come into this

  • racist shts

  • Jesus was born of the 6th of January

  • Im Indian, and let me just say

    VISHNU ISN'T BLUE!!!!!!

  • fuk u kimmy poptart wat a puff name go fk ur self ur fking tool

  • the truth is....jesus is a duche

  • @angerycamel2 Fuck off

  • @ThaaNamesKat That isn't even an insult, your telling them to have sex!!!!!

  • allah is in hell

    

  • @killmypoptart Do you even understand that Allah is the same as every way to God, just adopted for a different culture. The only difference was that the Muslims were smart enough NOT to worship the mother-fucking prophet, son of God or not Jesus message was clearly "Do not worship me." And if heaven is real, he's probably a guilt filled man weeping every day for those who worship him are commiting the one of the most blasphemous acts possible against the god he worships. COMEDY!!!

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  • Where is Allah???

  • i wonder if this happened today

  • Lol.

  • its rude

  • Yeah! Religious flamewars!

  • wow it took two people to write that

  • lol. Wiping with his hand. If you know anything about Hindus you know that is funny

  • THERE IS NO FAMILY GUY. ONLY VISHNUU.

  • Jesus was NOT born on the 25th of December, he was actually born closer to the middle of the year, the Christians moved the date to the end of the year so they could entice those of other faiths who had special shit in December to convert to Christianity. Just saying.

  • @MADMANx511 how would u no u faggot

  • @katthowell Because I read. Do you know how to read? You illiterate fuck.

  • @MADMANx511 Atheist prick. Just because you're an Atheist doesn't mean you have to be a smart douche that doesn't know anything about Christianity.

  • @ShirleyAndTimST Never claimed I knew everything about Christianity - Just like to get the truth out. Christianity is full of bullshit tales and lies (Virgin Mary!? Geffucked), I like to educate people on the truth of their faith, so they're not blinded by it's smokescreen of shit.

  • @MADMANx511 That's what I'm talking about Atheists think they know what happened in B.C. If your one of those evolutions freaks then I have a question for you. If we came from monkeys, why are monkeys still here?

  • @ShirleyAndTimST We evolved from creatures which we would call "Monkeys" in lay-man speak. We evolved to better master our surroundings through incredibly minor changes over millions of millions of years, which result in major changes from the original creature. Imagine, if you will, that there was a split, one group of "monkeys" broke away and evolved to be humans, the other group stayed relatively the same. Evolution is drastic changes over millions of years due to minor genetic changes.

  • @ShirleyAndTimST Explain to me why Creationism the correct? Some old bearded bloke who got bored one day, created everything in the universe, then needed a REST!?

    Who is in such dire need of attention that he DEMANDS his minions to talk to him everyday and says "You cannot have sex or masturbate, no matter how good it feels. Also, this holy book is 100% true - Doesn't matter if the shit in it has been scientiffically disproved, it's all true!"

  • @MADMANx511 That doesn't anwser anything. Evolution : When one species changes it's form over time to adapt to it's enviroment while the other species dies out. If we came from Monkeys once again why are they still here?

  • @ShirleyAndTimST

    we didn't come from monkeys we had a common ancestor in the past which we both branched off from its diff. google it . evolution and Christianity don't have nearly as many conflicting points as u might think

  • @ShirleyAndTimST lol you are so dumb

  • @MADMANx511 And by the way, God never said don't masturbate or have sex, he said just don't do it unpurely. Like masturbate to someone other than your wife or have sex before your married :P

  • @ShirleyAndTimST - When God starts saving dying African children from Aids and starvation I'll start believing in him. But oh that's right HE doesn't! In fact God doesn't seem to give a FUCK about people who aren't white all across the globe. I've noticed how God only seems to benefit rich white suburban spoiled brats who give donations to whatever church that's scamming them while raping little boys in the basement. Why should I believe in a God that only benefits one group?

  • @ShirleyAndTimST I fucking hate the way dick-heads are, picking and choosing what parts of the Bible to listen to, if it's inconvenient to them they don't follow it but if it ruins OTHERS lives they're preaching their ass off! Being gay, whether a choice or not is no different than someones FUCKING EYE COLOR!!! SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!!!!!

  • @RemiRocks303 know if they rape litle boys?

  • @MADMANx511

    God never demands anything its all choice and he never said anything about sex being a bad thing, it was a gift he gave us actually but for Married couples. People can say all kinds of uneducated things , thats why you can't trust what ppl say and go to the source, I hate it when ppl make up opinions about science or religion when they have done any research themselves.

  • @lelouch1fan And instantly-one lelouch is awesome, so sorry for this-you know everything about science! I'm an atheist, I don't care if your Christian or not. But stupid crap pisses me off. If thinking that when you die you'll go to a happy place of peace and light makes you feel better than fine, whatever. I just happen to not think that way, NOW I'M GONNA GO WATCH DEATH NOTE!!! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR OR MADAME!!!!!

  • @ShirleyAndTimST Im an an atheist and thats a lie. I cannot and will not claim I know what happened EXACTLY how it hapened before I was born. You're dead wrong about most actual atheists. in real life, we aren't pricks, we are normal but guess what. Its people like The Amazing Atheist that ruin our good name.

  • @HappyIsFleeting But Atheists always think that when they're "right" it's better tonot give any straight anwsers to what I asked about evolution.

  • @ShirleyAndTimST Again: I am an Atheist. I dont say stupid shit like that unless I know the fucking answer. Did you not read my comment? And he/she gave you a straight answer. An answer proven many a time but I didn't feel I gave two shits(forgive the lewdness im in a bad mood) about answering a question easily googled.

  • @ShirleyAndTimST Actually I'm an atheist and contrary to what you are saying, atheists usually know quite a great deal about religion as it is part of debating to understand. Just cause I don't worship something doesn't mean I don't know it.

  • @katthowell Homophobic remarks, wow... Never heard those before. -.-

    I'm Bi-sexual ass-bag!!!

  • @MADMANx511 I do believe around July 29-ish. And I'm not even Christian--but I am Jeiposist, which still follows him (and Buddha and Krishna and otre dudes like them), so that's not fair; I'm sorry.

  • @MADMANx511 Yule. It was Pagan. Haha the irony.

  • @MADMANx511 I'm Jewish so correct me if I'm wrong because I'm not 100% sure. But wasn't Jesus actually born on December? But because Christians believe he was 'reborn' when he was resurrected, they say he was also born in the middle of the year around April or May?

    Weiiiirddd...

  • @KuwaitF22 There's a lot of bullshit and rumours surrounding Jesus, so what you said would not surprise me at all :)

  • @MADMANx511 so wat u trynna to say

  • @nicholas33309 I've said what I need to. If you cannot understand it, that's your problem - not mine mate.

  • @MADMANx511 -___- i understand

  • @MADMANx511 yeah its January 6, in which the orthodox christians do, which is armenians, russians, greeks, and serbs

  • @MADMANx511 december 7th , im orthodox and real christmas is tommorow january 7th

  • @MADMANx511 arent we smart? ;)

  • @MADMANx511 Actually, Christians, and in fact historians have no idea when Jesus was born. At all. There is only loose speculation.

  • @17589 that and it was moved to a pagan holiday to help introduce into northern and western European cultures

  • @17589 However, on the night Jesus was born, the Bible claims it was on a "clear night sky" when the shepherds were flocking the sheep. During this time period, the Roman government, which occupied Israel, ordered sheep herding to be done specifically in the non-raining seasons, which, in the middle east, is winter. Also, a mass of shepherding would always occur in the beginning or ending of herding seasons, in which Jesus's birth occurred. So the Church isn't far off the exact date.

  • @KCspur92 Hmm. Interesting, and not terribly unlikely.

  • @17589 There likely wasn't a Jesus at all. The historical evidence is anecdotal at best.

  • @17589 - "loose speculation"? Like the Big Bang Theory?

  • @xchargerOUx that's actually a scientific theory with a lot of back up evidence, much more then that book which was written 2000 years ago by people we don't eve have proof existed

  • @TheEmeraldDude - It's only a theory. Try again. Until these facts show themselves, then you can give advice. ;)

  • @xchargerOUx There are enough facts for it to be taught in schools, I know it's a theory but it is the more reliable of the two sources. (And i'm a Catholic)

  • @xchargerOUx lolno. We know exactly when the Big Bang happened, thanks to a glorious thing called math.

  • @17589 I mean, I hate religion but has it ever came into consideration, how the fuck is something made out of nothing all of these numbers that some random guy just made random numbers and called it a formula ? In my opinion the mystery of how the universe was created is better left untold.

  • @17589 - Math is some kind of problem solver isn't it!? Lol no, math couldn't get beyond the the title "Theory" and as all atheists like to "theorize" complex solutions and call them facts out of then air. Until their is actually proof like a "time machine". Then it'll remain "loose speculation". Have a good day. ;)

  • @xchargerOUx nope. No loose speculation there. We have solid proof that the Big Bang happend:

    1) measurable CMB (Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation)

    2) Cosmological Doppler Redshift

    3) Hubble constant

    2 and 3 say that the further a galaxy is away from out own, the faster it is moving away from us. This is happening to all galaxies in every direction, so the universe is expanding.

  • @17589 you cannot even prove that jesus ever existed there is no mention of him outside the bible.

  • @Possimpablee There's is mention of Jesus in Pilate's political record as being crucified for treason and heresy. It says nothing about him being the real son of God, but that's not the point I'm withholding. Research a bit before calling someone out, please.

  • @GonzoSteel no theres a mention of A jesus which was a common name you do some research bitch. i find it ridiculusly obvious that its all bullshit if there was a guy walking around doing miracles there would be something else than the bible mentioning this.

  • @Possimpablee Congratulations, Jesus was one of the least common names in Hebrew countries at the time, and as I mentioned, this Jesus was 1. put to death by crucifixion2. by order of Pilate 3. for heresy and treason. Sounds like the Jesus we all know and love if you ask me. Whether or not he was a God-sent miracle-worker is up to religious speculation, however, Jesus of the Bible did exist.

    Also, it's immature to call people names as an excuse for not doing research.

  • @GonzoSteel source? even if there was a jesus that was crucifyed its no proof its the same guy.

  • @Possimpablee

    westarkchurchofchrist(DOT)org/­library/extrabiblical.htm

    martyro.blogspot(DOT)com/2010/­04/five-resurrection-facts-1-j­esus-died-by.html

    biblicalmites(DOT)com/pilate_s­tory.html

    I'm not arguing that Jesus was a superhero that could walk on water and heal people with his magic fingers. What I am saying though, is that the Jesus that Christianity is based off of did exist and did live a life SIMILAR to biblical text. The rest is up to speculators to decide.

  • @GonzoSteel site doesnt exist and no theres no mention of a jesus running around doing miracles or anything the reason people stick with religion is because they want to believe. its just stupid to believe a book just because it says so and its rubbish following it anyways,(no one follows all the stuff in the bible they get to pick and choose)

  • @Possimpablee

    Well, now I know you're a moron since you couldn't figure out how to make the links work. Just stop challenging me. You're only hurting yourself.

    And AGAIN, I was saying that Jesus existed, not that he did miracles or was a water-walking superhero. I don't care about your opinions of religion are, and I think you're a teenage moron just based on your opinions about religion. I'm not religious myself, but religion and spirituality are not bad things.

  • @GonzoSteel the link didnt exist i put dots in and anything from a religious website is bullshit and why is religion a good thing please explain that to me.

  • @Possimpablee There were three links, genius.

    Religions are good things because there are people in this world who require guidance from something inhuman in order to live a dutiful and fulfilling life. If you deny that there are people in this world who like to follow divine rule, then you're already more blind than Pentecostal Christians. So please stop being so fourteen and just accept that you've lost an argument.

  • @GonzoSteel no you cant win or loose arguments vs theists becuase they cant prove there is a god and atheists cant prove there isnt one and no nothing good can come from religion that you cannot achiev without. i dare say that religion has caused more bad things than good.

  • @Possimpablee Then,again, you are a moron. I wasn't arguing that God exists, and quite frankly, it doesn't matter to me if he does. I was arguing that the Jesus Christianity is based on did exist (not that he was a wizard, though). I proved it with links and charts. You lost.

    Religion can be bad if it's used for the wrong reasons. But many people need something to believe or they lose purpose. It's just fact. And religions also allow for drive in Atheists who want to prove something. Like you.

  • @GonzoSteel why does people need something to believe in? and you cant prove that jesus of the bible ever existed there's only speculation. and the jesus we are talking about was a "Wizard" as you say yet theres no reports of people seeing these miracles and if no people saw the miracles then there was no jesus of the bible cant you see my point?

  • @Possimpablee Okay, I'll try to say this as clearly as possible. SOME people don't feel satisfied with life if there is nothing greater than them, so they believe in God to avoid feeling a lack of purpose, which would lead to suicide. People like to be herded.

    And no, the Jesus I'm talking about was the same as Bible Jesus. The thing is, people exaggerate stories over time to make them more fantastic. Chances are, that is what happened with Christianity.

  • @GonzoSteel Thats a lie they say that becuase they dont know anything else than beleving in god. the point you made about jesus i can give you that but im still not convinced about the existance of jesus of the bible.

  • @Possimpablee No, it's just high-school psychology. Some people need to be herded. Get over it.

    And I gave you evidence. The fact that you couldn't access it only shows that you aren't old enough to be arguing your position. You can even use the magic Google to find the things I've told you. The internet is great.

  • @GonzoSteel thats bullshit people arnt religious becuase they need to be herded cant you see how retarded that is? most people are religious because they were raised that way. there is no way you could possibly prove that some people need to be herded so all youre saying is im right because i say so. its not evidence if it comes from some religious bullshit page you idiot there is not enough evidence to say jesus ever did exist.

  • @Possimpablee I submitted to you three pages, not one, and one of them was a study on the minted crucifixion coins that Pilate had produced. You are arguing from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, whereas I have offered you a great deal of evidence, including sources.

    And people do, in some cases, have a psycho-dependency on authority, like gods, to get them through the day. The polar-extreme is dependent personality disorder. Look things up.

    PS: You've given me no evidence whatsoever.

  • @GonzoSteel I dont have to give any evidence in these matters since you're the one making the claim.

  • @Possimpablee I'm responding to a claim you've made, numb-nuts.

  • @GonzoSteel no you claim there was a jesus therefore you made that claim.

  • @Possimpablee Responding to you saying there was no Jesus and that religion has no purpose. Therefore, you made a claim.

  • @GonzoSteel well i can prove that people dont need religion and perhaps there was a jesus but theres not enough evidence to prove it.

  • @Possimpablee Then prove it. And I've given you more than sufficient evidence.

  • @GonzoSteel its pretty simple really. its about how you were raised and the fact that countries that have alot of atheists are doing really well and have low suicide rates. therefore the conclusion is there doesnt have to be any religion. and no you have not all records of jesus came after his death. that is a fact

  • @Possimpablee Yes, it is how you were raised. Atheist countries tend to be work-ethical and less free-market than religious nations. So, in places like the US and Brazil, where religion flourishes, market stability is low, people are less educated, and depend more on religion; that is it's general function.

    And AGAIN, I did not say Jesus was a superhero like Bible Jesus, but Christianity was BASED ON the real Jesus who was crucified by Pilate for being a God-loving, government-hating hippie.

  • @GonzoSteel I'm an atheist but even I know that the Jews were the ones who crucified Jesus. Pilate "washed his hands" of it.

  • @MrStitchedUp Aaaaaaand?

  • @Possimpablee true man and the bible says he looks differnt so it could be ass wipe trolling people claiming to be jesus. jesus was real but there is no god so how can this be his son.

  • @GonzoSteel It's the internet, not a religious discussion website. By feeding the troll you have only forwarded a new generation of bigotry

  • @jmjmjm97 Youtube is a religious discussion website. I have found very few videos where the comments don't decay into religious banter.

  • @GonzoSteel ....You're trolling,right?

  • @jmjmjm97 Have you been on this site more than twice?

  • @GonzoSteel Yeah, have you seen non-religious videos?

  • @jmjmjm97 Several. And that would be my point. I was once on the page for a video about stupid things people say, like who was in the Allies in WW2. I scrolled to the bottom and voila, they were talking about religion.

  • @Possimpablee uhhhh except the quran?

  • @FatesDecision which worships the same god so its not relevant