Narnia Porn, Solution To Dogshit & YouTube Celebrity Deathmatch

[mrFalconlem]

Mr Tumnas.. more of this liquid you call Turkish delight by product, please.. please sir..

[fulekkei]

Why so few views?! You're hilarious

[BadAlbert]

I'm an aquired taste, an aquired taste few have the desire to aquire haha! I'm an underground hero/youtube failure, one of the two. But closer to a than b :)

[marniespeaks]

watch?v=RpNsuZixhF4

[BadAlbert]

Cute things exploding? Needs more dog....

[angryislander56]

Perez Hilton versus the Meercats

Michael Buckley versus Edna the Fashionista in The Incredibles

Coughlan666 versus King Julian of Madagascar

Blunty3000 versus Tinkerbell

Dendrophilian versus Moose and Squirrel

BadAlbert versus Jeremiah Johnson

[angryislander56]

Or

BadAlbert versus Begby!!

[BadAlbert]

I would NOT even enter the building for that match up!

[BaubleRob]

I thought you were going to suggest donating the guide dogs' eyes to the blind people. We'd be left with loads of blind dogs, though. Give them the eyes of mice, with the gaps filled in with putty? The mice can have crabs' eyes? I'll leave the details up to you.

[BadAlbert]

That's a bit more complex than my solution but is in fact genius. How would you like to be Minister for Health once I have swept away the current government?

[BaubleRob]

Sounds like an easy job to me. I'll just give everyone a clean bill of health. We'll save the NHS billions.

[Eliseharris]

The werewolf fur looks just like the weird fur I found in a park in Peckham a few years ago. Maybe they are stalking us all!

[BadAlbert]

Perhaps every youtuber has a werewolf counterpart? A wolfelganger....

[truvelocity]

Puck doin' it. Yah.

[siggy75]

hmmm Faun Porn, there's a business opportunity right there.

[BadAlbert]

Bingo! Hahaha!

[P00P0STER0US]

Really, I'd just use a sniper rifle on the dog owners that don't scoop. Maybe get a lawn sprinkler filled with fake urine and turn it on when you see a dog year your yard.

[BadAlbert]

Fake urine? Why go easy on them?

[P00P0STER0US]

Well, I was just thinking of the logistics of having to acquire that much real urine. Maybe you could volunteer at a hospital and collect all the catheter bags. Actually, since you have catheter bags, you can just make a small trebuchet and launch urine at the offending dog owners. Man, I'd PAY MONEY to see that action.