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  • I've actually never ever seen a person remotely like this.....I don't know where on the internet all of you guys have been....

  • Is this a troll?  I think it's a troll.

  • is this guy for real

  • lol he's right, there really are whining douches like that

  • This is scarily accurate. So many people like this.

  • lol cracked.com

  • @brangrah1717 Best part, I can imagine that happening.

  • Lol, most atheists are like this on the internet.

  • @alexmoskov

    You only say that because you are a fascist and never heard about a little thing called Richard Dawkins. You are also literally Hitler.

  • @kaminarigaston Huh?

  • @kaminarigaston Oh wait never mind, you're trolling right? Lol

  • I don't know any atheists that attempt to sound more intellectual than they really are on top of being so emotional when they express themselves. I think christians/religious people in general just imagine when atheists type on the internet that they all carry this huge emotional baggage and try to imitate dawkin's intellectual rhetoric, because he's their idol. I think the video lost all its potential to be funny with the poorly drawn comic.

  • He sounds like Ted Bear from Cyanide & Hapiness parody of Man vs. Wild. lmao

  • What did I just watch?

  • The sad thing is that there are people like this in the world. *sigh*

  • This almost seems like an atheist doing satire about how a stupid Christian would mock an atheist. If it's a Christian actually trying to mock atheists, then, well, I'm sure it'll still appeal to some people. Parts were amusing, but other parts just made me facepalm.

    Now I have to go to some irrelevant forums and attack unwitting Christians. Most, if not all, of us do that. I cast bless on you, so you get plus 20 to your next attack roll.

  • @ArcasDevlin

    Parts of this video appear to be taken directly from the youtube comments on the Three Minute Philosophy Video for Thomas Aquinas. Look back in the comments about 4 to 6 months, and pay particular attention to some back-and-forth between a poster named Ryakki and some others. You will immediately understand this video better.

  • @ArcasDevlin Or maybe it's an atheist doing satire about other atheists whose methods annoy him.

  • That was brilliantly funny you made my day; which in its self says a lot about how crap my day was :).

  • jimmy voltaire is a neo atheist

  • Sometimes you sound a bit like Tim Roth's Mr Orange in Resevoir Dogs.

  • "how about....JEW TUBE" (:\/) LOLOLOLz that was pretty good

  • "I'm sorry you haven't heard of a little called... Richard Dawkins... inventor of atheism!"

    hahahahaha

  • Stupid atheists

  • I believe in gnochi and I am mega offended ! Pass the parmesan pleez!

  • Oh and does anyone know who started calling the 700 club the "christo-fascist zombie brigade" Because that is just stupid.

  • I could not stop laughing for the ENTIRE video. CollegeBinary, I love you!

  • Thumbs up if you're an atheist who loves this video.

  • Yeah, that pretty much transformed my doubts into a certainty that Confused Matthew (this was in his favs) is in fact a religious person. He just bashes on atheists so much, he ought to be.

    Sure, we're an impudent bunch, but at least we know a true value of human life, as in there's nothing beyond this one - so why waste it. Seriously, how many atheist terrorists are there compared to religious ones?

  • @CrawlingPastaHellion

    I'm an atheist agnostic and I found this funny.

    It's annoying how some people freak out at the mere mention of God, or how they freak out when someone quotes someone who was a saint or a bishop.

    The video's called "Internet Atheist", not "Atheist", he's mocking the people who bash religion on the internet for no real reason, not people who don't believe in a god.

  • I love you jimmy voltaire

  • Are you mocking atheism? There is no place where it is not relevant to bash Christianity.

  • @FukPhysics

    It seems to me that he's just mocking those "Holier than Thou" Atheists who think they're smarter than everyone else. In my opinion, those people are no better than Fundamentalist religious people who think they're better than everyone else.

  • that is of course, i mean-internet atheists! not most atheists in general just generally a lot of internet atheists that should rock n' roll a bit more.

  • what a breath of fresh air. there's so much atheist-related stuff on youtube as well and i'd say it's had a huge part to play in so-called 'new athesm'. there's tons of videos that have an argument or debate over the existence of god in videos that have nothing to do with the topic. i'm no christian. music is my religion. but i do think that god is inside everyone, as insane and irrational as that may sound and a lot of atheists forget that side to the whole god concept i find.

  • Agreed, the definition of god has been stretched so wide that it takes on so many meanings.

    God really is just defined as, "a subject of reverence".

    i could say "Spinoza is god" or it could be , as you used it, something within us all that can be revered.

    or a product of reverence, like music, or food.

  • I lolled.  There are so many of these people on the nets

  • @Olliecheese Does a troll uses actual facts and rational thinkng ways? I don't think so.

  • I am an atheist and I laughed.

  • @djhalling Yeah its pretty funny. There are extremists on both ends of the spectrum. Its good to see we can all have a good laugh about our differences once in awhile.

  • @djhalling Same. 

  • Black whole devouring the internet = religious debate. Both sides are to blame for starting and perpetuating them. Same shared blame with nazi comparisons.

    Irony here burns as Christians are more likely to do half these things than atheists. That Christians think half of these things are bad supports what atheists have been saying about them. The last original theist thinkers were in the age of Aquinas, who were just using older Greek arguments, which really have been refuted 100s of times.

  • Doing a silly voice when you say something doesn't make it false.

    Nor does portraying an asshole saying something that's true, make that thing false.

    People who act like this are assholes whatever their belief system.

  • @unassumption Check out Anthony Flew's conversion to deism. He began reading Aristotle directly (not modern philosophers straining him through THEIR metaphysical assumptions) and found that it actually eliminated many of the problems that modern philosophy considers "intractable". Feser's "Aquinas" is extremely readable introduction to these issues.

    ya know that "everything has a cause..." chestnut? A stupid argument, but not one proposed by any major theistic philosopher.

  • @LughTube1 Go read or listen to Bertrand Russell's "Why I am not Christian". The original cause problem has been used to prove the existence of god immeasurable times throughout history and by almost every major theistic philosopher. Fuck are you talking about? 99% of what Aristotle said, although influential at the time, has been completely debunked by more modern philosophers. People refuted his philosophies in the fucking high renaissance.

  • @1805902349

    lern to rite

  • Where's the picture of Dawkins on the wall?

  • North Korea is a communist regime. Nothing to do with fascism.

    The Gulags were in the URSS, another communist regime.

    The holocaust never happened. That's a fact. People never debate the holocaust, they simply say it happened and that nazis were bad.

    Anti-fascist propaganda wannado?

  • Ok, seriously, which atheists behave like this? If anything, this just seems to project what fundamentalists religionists do.

  • @anglicantian

    I've seen a few but either in comments or on unpopular channels. The irony in this video burned.

  • @anglicantian

    Far, far too many. Speaking as an atheist myself.

  • @anglicantian This does not characterize all atheists, there are several people (ive seen them) you have videos talking about how christianity is oppressing them and so on, and they go way too far into separation of church and state, to the point of it being a polititian cannot be religious, instead of religion taking to part in politics. They act like this. And several religious people are complete nutcases as well, every group has these people, i'd say an even amount for every religion.

  • i'm a Christian. Just curious: Are atheist as embarrassed by other atheist like this as I am by the religious nuts who just make me want to break down sometimes?

  • @samauripizzacats101 Yes. We are.

  • @samauripizzacats101 i dislike these stereotypical assholes

  • @samauripizzacats101 Of course. Any community has it's embarrassing idiots and these are ours.

    That said I've been tempted into the odd pointless debate on Youtube myself. Sometimes it's hard to resist ;)

  • @megamarsvin my first year on youtube was like that. Poker, fitness, philosophy, sports, etc videos were just all debates. It's actually worth it when you can have a good argument. Eventually i figured out that that 9/10 were just someone looking to pick a fight over the computer

  • @samauripizzacats101 Lol ya, we kinda hate the atheists that makes us look like dickwads. Well, I suppose no-one actually likes the ppl who makes themselves look like dickwads XD. My mom is catholic and is so emberassed when she sees the typical religious-freak (with messages like "the end is near") on the street

  • Had a month long debate with someone like this once.

    Before I thought the phrase "You make me sick" was just a facetious put-down, but this guy's constant torrent of white-hot vitriol and personal attacks actually made my stomach ache.

    Oh well.

  • The ending rocks. Thanks, dude.

    Too funny.

  • shit's staged

  • That was funny.

  • god i hate you for making this video but i love this video so much

  • I've had that experience

  • As an atheist, this is funny. I've met so many assholes like this that are so fucking arrogant. I have no problem with religious people--it's just not for me.

  • I'm an atheist and anti-theist, and I found this video hilarious. Good work!

  • lmfao.....too great.

  • What's hilarious is that this doesn't insult all atheists, just the assholes. And it nails them and their warped mindset perfectly.

  • @DarkLordVegeta it's not really atheists either I for example must confess that I once "accidentally" turned a howl section of the British comedy forum into debate about weather or not global warming is exaggerated in the press (but to be fair I only brought it up it was the other Jimmy Voltaires who kept on about it for 6 pages)

  • As an atheist, I find this hilarious.

  • "Richard Dawkins! Inverter of Atheism"

    Nearly died laughing on that one!

    Great video!

  • @frithwks How dare u insult his noodly grace?

  • Inventor of Atheism XD hahaha

  • Not really religious, but this video is a statement to why I'll never call myself an atheist.

  • As an Atheist, i'm riddled with whether i should be offended or subjective to a state of laughter...

    I seem to be experiencing a bit of both...

  • LOL RRRRRRREEEEEELLLLLLLLLIIIIGGGI­IIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!­!

  • Why isn't he wearing a shirt? What was he doing before this???

  • I'm an atheist and I still loled :D! I must admit...the "max characters reached" thing has happened to me in a Youtube discussion. I was like "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU" :P

  • hahaha too awesome!! Im Christian and glad to see philosophers who actually think rather then follow trends in society. I get that there's lots of faith involved in Christianity, even some that may seem un-reasonable but many philosophs' overlook they're own faith when they jump on the atheist boat!! dont let passions control your actions!! keep up the great work collegebinary.

  • lol

  • I love this video. Words cannot describe how hard it made me laugh considering how many people I have encountered that act just like that character.

  • @Lil Mikers

    Ahhh, Existence in itself tells us nothing because a slanderous, dishonest layman of Objectivism says so. From a person who believes in an invisible magic being, this means that Existence really does tell us nothing. I must convert to Cartesianism ASAP.

    And Objectivism makes trite interpretations because Mikey said so. Declarations have been made with more lack of evidence and supporting argumentation. This means it's true in Mikey land. (Sarcasm disengaged)

  • @Lil Mikers

    Your worldview is illegitimate sparky. This is because the foundation upon which its based is unproven, and most importantly, not objectively self-evident. That means it's fallacious and begs the question at it's core, with everything it tries to ground and all it says and does.

    You can't hide from this. The foundation of Objectivism is Existence in sum, or simply Existence for short. This foundation is OBJECTIVELY SELF-EVIDENT. The only worldview that has this(TMK).

  • @Lil Mikey

    You're just evading sparky. I could have said ("nothing in that laughably layman and disgusting video you made with the HUBRIS FILLED TITLE of Objectivism implodes, refuted Objectivism"). But I took the time to tear your trash apart, because I know Objectivism is so sound and true because it's foundation is the only foundation that is objectively self evident, and doesn't beg the question.

    Your replies smack of being overly defensive about the illegitimacy of your worldview.

  • @Little Mike

    Again, more nonsense from you. Where did I say anything about Oxford or Cambridge? If you make a video with the HUBRIS FILLED TITLE Objectivism Implodes. If I don't refute it, or any other Objectivist, then you have good ground to say Objectivism has been imploded unless someone directly addresses and interacts with, and refutes the video you took your time to make.

    Same with what I said. Gosh, are you an adult? Sometimes it seems like you are NOT~!

  • @CartesianTheist

    Oh, taking what I said about you, and saying it back to me. Are you in middle school? Hahaha! Pure casting pearls before swine when dealing with you sir. Wow! hahaha!

    You're good for a laugh though. Between your constant childish slander and horribly bad critiques of Objectivism.

  • @Lil Mike (CartesianSlanderer)

    Please know that your inability to understand something as simple as a Propositional phrase was laughable, and that you are a painful layman in Objectivism. Cartesianism remains refuted until you address my video critique DIRECTLY.

    Unless you are overly defensive about how weak and wrong your worldview is, and have something to hide about it's lack of veracity and strength. (Wink, Wink)

  • @Lil Mike

    Oh look at my video list. Well, that does it right there! Hahahah! You are such a joke Mikey. That just did it right there. I'm discontinuing this exchange. I am wasting my time talking to a liar and slanderer such as yourself(in my estimation), and frankly casting pearls before swine.

    That is so dishonest and snake like. "Look at your video list." Just sad and pathetic and confirms you being dishonest and slanderous.

  • @CartesianTheist

    Well, I already explained why you are a liar and slanderer over and over. A person is a liar or slanderer when they say negative and defamatory things without empirical evidence or supporting argumentation. They just make the accusations bare. And I have pointed out you doing this several times now in detail.

  • @CartesianTheist

    Second time: Where is the evidence or supporting argumentation for your slanderous claim that I have built a YouTube career around the practice of traducement? What's that you say. CartesianTheist gave none before and has still given none. OF COURSE. Because when you are a liar and slanderer, you don't need any evidence or supporting argument.

    When the purpose or the person is a slanderer, they just throw out claims without evidence LIKE ANY CHILD CAN DO.

  • @CartesianTheist

    And in doing so, revealed it to be the pseudo philosophy it really is? What evidence does CartesianTheist give to show my answers revealed Objectivism to be the pseudo philosophy it really is? He gives no answers or support for the claim. When you are out to slander and lie, you don't need to give evidence or supporting argumentation. Just lie and slander like any child can.

    Just throw out a bunch of accusations without empirical evidence or support like any kid.

  • @CartesianTheist

    But I didn't because I know Objectivism is sound and true, so I took the time to address your critique. What you are using is simple evasion and Academic snobbery. Your two videos attacking Objectivism are laughably bad. They clearly come from a layman on the subject, which was later confirmed when you said something to the effect that you just started reading Rand. Which was said after the videos were made.

  • @CartesianTheist

    Hahaha! That's just an excuse sparky. I could have used the same garbage with your layman critiques of Objectivism. Where you were and are so dense, you had trouble understanding the simple propositional phrase Existence Exists.

  • I think that the situation calls for a darwin-o-cartesian analysis of the last episode of Xena- The warior princess.

  • @CartesianTheist

    Where's the evidence for your insinuation that I am overly defensive and involved in some clandestine cult? You present none. Yet the evidnce refutes you. It was I that answered your questions about Objectivism over and over, and yo who refused to answer my refutations and questions on Cartesianism.

    It was I who responded with videos addressing your attacks and critiques of Objectivism, and you who refused to make a video addressing my critique of Cartesianism.

  • @CartesianTheist

    This is typical of slanderers and liars such as yourself. You don't care if you have any evidence for your lies and slander. Because you are irresponsible and don't care who you hurt or defame.

    Where is the evidence for your slanderous claim that I have built a Youtube video making career around the practice of traducement? That's more slander. Where's the evidence? You present none. Just spout it like any kid can.

  • @CartesianTheist

    I made a video refuting Cartesianism at it's core/Foundation. You have yet to respond to it. You attacked my worldview, and I responded both times with videos addressing your critiques. So as usual, your slander is without merit and does not map to reality.

    Based on the evidence, it is you who appears to be overly defensive, and involved in some clandestine cult which may not be questioned. Any child can accuse someone of something without evidence.

  • @CartesianTheist

    No sir, it is you who seems to be involved in some clandestine cult that may not be questioned. As I find with most slanderous individuals like yourself, you project your trash on to other people. I questioned and critiqued your Cartesianism, and you refused to answer questions about it, and made the excuse that I don't know enough about it or some such nonsense. I on the other hand, repeatedly answered your layman questions about Objectivism.

  • @CartesianTheist

    I realize that you are a very calumniatory person, so asking you this is really a waste of time, but it would be great if you could find something else better to do besides slandering me so much. I'm getting tired of seeing your slanderous, childish comments about me here and there. Grow up and stop being so disgusting and childish.

    Also, I hope for sanity's sake, that you are not SoctratesfortheWin. Wow.

  • i am an atheist, and i love this video! it is a hilarious parody of some of the more, um, 'enthusiastic' free thinkers!

  • LOL. Such a good parody! :)

  • Americans don't say Christofascist

  • I love this video. So many atheists are like that.

  • I say we make a game of this... See how many times you can work "Christ-O-Fascist" or "Christ-O-Fascism" into your conversations in one day. Be honest that is the only way this can be fun.

  • Ha! typical troll.

  • I am an atheist, and I loled my ass of.

    I hate it when any video or article in the internet is turned into a deist/atheist discussion.

     Let´s beleve whatever makes sense to us, as long as we don´t kill each other.

  • @tomatoso27

    shut it you theist in disguise! this page is for free-thinkers!

  • @mellamosean pfff you are the theist! im sutch an atheist atheist that I don´t beleve in my dog just because it has the same letters! .. free-thinkers he says... I´m the most free-thinkers of all free-thinkers: Once one thougth of mine said it was tired of thinking on my head and got out, bought a motorcycle and it has been roling across the world for two years now. He hardly even calls any more. And I´m ok with that. I think he is gay too or by.whatever:he is free, I hope he finds true love.

  • Im suprised no ones asked this so far. Why would anyone post a metaphysical quote from thomas aquinas in a thread about obamas healthcare reforms?

  • brilliant video! Keep them coming I love your channel.

  • @koabarra oh gotca nvm then

  • @koabarra some of them were but some religoin was still a big part of some nazi's lives

  • @koabarra i think you might be missing the point knucklehead.

    oh wait no...

    dear internet, christ-o-fascist 'koabarra' (more like ignoro-barra) has clearly missed the point of this hilariously brilliant satire of you-tube atheists. i will now proceed give the my top 104 reasons why he is a fucking moron (before abseiling CIA operatives crash through my skylight).

    1. ..........

  • that was the best impression of me i've ever seen.

  • Im Christian, and I found this video hilarious. and yeah, sucks for you having your videos gone. Everyone should be allowed free speech on their beliefs.

  • Love it xD

  • beautiful!

  • i know this is just a video but please

    >implying Voltaire was atheist

  • Richard Dawkins inventor of Atheism :))))))) hahahaha

  • LOL "or should is say JEW TUBE" lol i can't stop laughing!!!

  • lol this trope is growing increasingly popular

  • "He called me an asshole... AD HOMINEM FALLACY! It's not my fault I'm rational. It's not my fault you haven't heard of a little thing called 'Richard Dawkins', inventor of atheism."

    Hahaha! That's amazing. xD

  • Oh flying spaghetti monster, that was hilarious! -2189 too many characters!

    That has happened to me so many times (hang head in shame).

  • HAHA THAT WAS GENIUS. I've been going through your videos and you are now my favourite person ever. I'm just off now to post this video on the richard dawkins forum.

  • Right on the money. The self indulgence of some of these Newbie-New Atheists:)

  • JewTube. ROLF! This was good.

  • @NephilimFree And now you're racist! How christian of you

  • ROFLMAO oh my... i almost died laughing so hard XD

  • AD-HOMINEM FALLACY!! lolcakes

  • All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  • Lol creepiest voice...

  • ahhhh fundy atheists are a funny bunch

  • "Richard Dawkins, the INVENTOR of atheism!" LOL

  • Is Jimmy Voltaire actually a metaphor for the Amazing Atheist?

  • Fucking twitter! OMG so many lols! +1 internets for you, good sir.

  • I'm an atheist, but I lawled several times. I'm so tired of atheist crusaders... AND CHRISTO-FACISTS! lol

  • More like IGNOROLOGIAN!

  • I don't get how this video was against religion, as some of our colleagues have stated. It seemed to just poke fun at egotistical atheists on the YouTubes.

  • "He argues against religion. On the internet" win

  • This reminds us that maturity is necessary in our discourse.

  • This video is fucking annoying...I gave up halfway through.

  • lol funny vid.

    yah i noticed there are alot of guys on the net like this guy...

    they have no public platform... thats why i think it happens

  • I'm an atheist on the internet and I think this is hilarious :)

  • hilarious :-)

  • It seems like all religions have people like this. I think we should all try to never end up like "Jimmy Voltaire".

  • Gulags for everyone!

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  • @dougIassbickford haha , o yea i forgot, x+y=no god, damn scientists are good these days.

  • @rocker816 try opening a science book some time, retard

  • @truthsquaw i have? i'm not a closed mind retarded christian, but i'm definitely not a close minded faithless atheist.

  • Wow. I saw myself in that video. And I'm a Christian.

    I really need to watch what I say so I don't end up just like that guy only on the opposite extreme.

  • Very good satire :D. I am too tired of atheist crusaders.

  • funny gellomatos!

  • Nice. Really well done. Now there needs to be one done on fundementalists.

  • whoa ha ha ha ha... pissed myself there. another awesome gem shamus... well done.

  • That was hilarious! A good poke at over sensitive atheists. I'm atheist, but some of us need to stop taking things so seriously. Peace! : D

  • And we quote "I am god and I don't exist"

  • @lordthawkeye much like an atheist who whines on vids. lol

  • It really is literally like living in Nazi Germany.

  • Or should I say... JEWTUBE?

  • i would respect atheists more if so damn many of them weren't like this

  • @coooliox27 lol. give me one person. i never saw anyone saying religious people are literally Hitler.

  • IThis is an exaggeration, but i honestly can't stand them when they think they are always right and have all the proof in the world. Whether you're an atheist or a theist, its not a fact, its a beleif, and nobody will ever debunk or prove God. Its a moral concern, not a scientific one.

  • of course that its hard to disprove god. disproving things is always harder then proving they do exist.

    the question whether he exists or not is not a moral question. and any belief you might have needs to be backed up with something other then:

    "its my faith"

    p.s u still haven't given me an example.

  • Well, if you want backing up, I beleive that without the concept of a God in life, being a good person has no real motivation. I beleive that without God one cannot truly understand the beauty of life, nature and humanity.

    If you want an example, try TheAmazingAtheist, he seems to love to get up on his high horse and wag his finger at christianity.

  • "Well, if you want backing up, I believe"

    is not evidence. its an opinion.

    secondly even if believing in god was the only way to happiness ( cough ) it still doesn't make it true.

    as for the AmazingAthiest you must explain how:

    "get up on his high horse and wag his finger at christianity." which = criticize

    is bad. whats wrong with a bit of criticism?

    p.s you gave me a name not an example.

    but don't bother now. i give up on you.

  • 2189 characters over the limit, lol.

  • Love the satire. Pretty much fed up myself with everyone attacking everyone on even a personal basis as is religion.

  • them strawmen, them straw men.