Hitler finds out his Australian friends can't play swtor at launch

[Pent5HT]

u fucking aussie fags have ruined "The Swift Shire" server. Fucking full of u aussie oceanic faggets. gtfo its our american SERVER........u fags arent even supposeed to be able to play til march. thanks alot amazon. fucking aussie fucks need to GTFO outta swift shire we dont want your kind in our american server, ur latencys suck dick and ur timezone also sucks dick. so GTFO.

[ceclovitch]

I totally understand why they are doing it, just would have been nice to have a aprox, time. Is it one month? three? a year?

[TenMallak]

@ceclovitch I believe you can buy imported copies from your local retailer now, but i just had someone send me a collectors edition and got to play at launch :)

[ceclovitch]

"its a noun, a verb and a troll" hahaha

[Jason987262]

Fucking trolls, lol. Go Hitler, rip into em' mate.

[volwrath12]

Australia sucks LOL FUCK YOU AND YOUR QUEEN USA USA USA

[GRIMLOCK7240]

@volwrath12 "FUCK YOU AND YOUR QUEEN" ? lol you dumb ass learn about a country before mocking it. Most Aussie don't give a fuck about the Queen people from the US can't be that think can you.

[uberhaxorplasma]

@volwrath12

Fuck you rascist cunt most of your population are Fat fucks who drive to kfc every day looking to feed their fat guts with chicken. most of you cant even spell or read cos you spend too much time glued to the tv or computer screen. BTW the fucking queen is in england you dumb fuck do you know how dumb you are we have a prime minister. the queen dosent run our country.I suggest you stop being a rascist cunt and go back to eating your fried chicken you dumb fuck.

[08posdom]

"The Swiftsure Aussie PVP Sever" fuck off americans this is our server, if they released it in australia the same time we wouldn't have this problem, how dare you complain about the amount of queues, you have another 50 servers to populate.

[GRIMLOCK7240]

@08posdom You mean another 50 servers to pollute with Troll and fat asses 

[VeryCupboardy]

i kinda feel like bioware turned around and took a fat shit on the oceanic regions as far as servers go but you can buy it on amazon and gamestop.com

[EngrishSongs]

Why are you all bitching, Amazon allows you to pre order with pre order code

[ChildrenofAmory]

Australians are THE whiniest gamers I've ever seen. Not all mind you, but Assies have not stopped bitching about SWTOR for a solid year now. Please, Bioware, cater to a small country on the ass end of the planet. Never mind South America, Asia, Africa, etc. If you don't us give our precious oceanic servers the first day of launch, you're racist!

[dodgyplonk]

@ChildrenofAmory shut up meg

[Dougalthor]

@ChildrenofAmory you must understand we've had restriction in regards to gaming as far as a developed country goes. its just frustrating that something else that half our community in oz is dieing to get has been delayed. so yeah you would understand if you didnt have everything at your fingertips, that includes kentucky :)

[ChildrenofAmory]

@Dougalthor Actually, I do understand. Every game from Japan I look forward to, I have to wait for. Sometimes I never get to play the game at all. That's LIFE.Sorry you hate waiting but don't blame anyone else, blame your government for not working well with foreign game publishers. Stop demanding shit simply because you want it and believe you're owed something.

Stop thinking Australia is somehow a priority country. If you don't like it, MOVE.

[borgataa]

@ChildrenofAmory exactly we are indeed a "small country" so what difference would it have made to the server load if it was released here at the same time. oh and releasing the game in South America, Asia, Africa, etc is different to releasing it here since there would be more localization involved in bringing it to those regions, not too mention i dont think they have very large demographics of gamers well apart from maybe asia.

[ChildrenofAmory]

@borgataa Did you know Blizzard has NO localized Australian servers for WoW? All of their "Oceanic" servers are designated "US" servers. Because your government wouldn't work with Blizzard.

Australia's government has a had a long history of problems stemming from foreign games.

This is similar to why Quebec is excluded from NA-based contests in Canada. Their government asks for too much.

If you think releasing the game in Asia, is no different than Australia, you need to wake up.

[borgataa]

@ChildrenofAmory yeah i did know that, but i wasnt aware of any issue with the aus gov not working with blizz as the reason, you got a source for this? i wasnt suggesting that they should setup aus servers anyway all i was saying is just release it here even if we have to play on servers located in the US like what wow does. which is what is happening now anyway since retailers here are selling US import copies. kinda making it worse for themselves really

[humwangerdoodle]

I'm playing and I live in Australia :P

[ChildrenofAmory]

@dodgyplonk ...."dodgy...plonk" I'm assuming that's Australian slang for "Tourette's".

[CantStopMeNowBitches]

Flawless hitler rant, just like the old days

[tynoodle]

BUY OF AMAZON AUZZIES AND BAM PLAY THE GAME

[MegaShirley2]

"You can't smoothly launch an MMO!!! It's a myth!!" haha my favourite line XD

[blackinque]

amen my good sir. amen...!

[TheLegendkiller83007]

omg that was the funniest shit ive heard today

[Reoh0z]

I really needed to watch this today.

Also, don't worry there will be plenty of trolls on the forums.

[Ko3bIPb]

hahahahahaha

even russia will play at launch

[NorthTexasTornados]

I am so angry at bioware and EA for delaying the game in Australia.

[Gamegeek59]

I liked listening to German =p

[instakill10]

Never ever EVER thought i would say this, but Hitler is right.

[HariVIyer]

you know how tired I am of killing trolls?

[ChildrenofAmory]

Poor entitled babies.

[vneom12354]

LOL Hitler is a gnome

[WarpEntertainmentYT]

Not funny if you speak german and understand them :(

[thesoftwareengi]

@WarpEntertainmentYT Why do people like you need to ruin everything that brings a smile to someone's face

[kaderik]

yeah! this is the best yet! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[ChildrenofAmory]

Of course the irony of EA's decision. Is that in "providing the best service for everyone" by only providing NA servers with no region lock, they are, instead, providing everyone with horrible service.

So they have everyone dog pile on one set of servers, GM's are going to be swamped leading to bad service, bad word of mouth, over loaded servers, quest hubs, etc. Fucking idiots.

It's like they just can't stop making stupid decisions.

[ChildrenofAmory]

The shitty WoW trolls, have already begun their usual virus-like migration to SWTOR.

Bringing with them the entitlement, predictable unfunny spam threads, preemptive bitching, whining and demands, and awful, anti-social "assholes are cool" attitudes.

Expect ancient memes, FOTM build advice, nerf demands, ruined chat channels and all the other wonderful contributions WoW players bring new games.

I hope Bioware doesn't let the community go to shit like Blizzard did. 

[ChildrenofAmory]

The shitty WoW trolls, have already begun their usual virus-like migration to SWTOR.

Bringing with them the entitlement, predictable unfunny spam threads, preemptive bitching, whining and demands, and awful, anti-social "assholes are cool" attitudes.

Expect ancient memes, FOTM build advice, nerf demands, ruined chat channels and all the other wonderful contributions WoW players bring new games.

I hope Bioware doesn't let the community go to shit like Blizzard did.

[WootPandas007]

uhm... i preordered mind just 2 months ago. im from australia.......

[bluey1695]

@WootPandas007 was it from amazon? cause its still delayed

[sp00nytube]

Australian/NZ Exiles - "When will we be seeing pre-orders made available in the Southern Hemisphere"?

EA/Biowhore - "There's a Southern Hemisphere"?

[Fulgrim88]

WHY ARE WE EVEN TRYING?! TROLLS REGENERATE!!

[sabAPN]

jesus christ this is the highest quality version of the movie ive ever seen i congratulate you

[SpineFusor]

omg!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[gmann1968]

Too freakin funny!

[IppatsuMan71]

Unfortunately, there will be trolls in SWTOR ... Yeah, lots of wow players will migrate there XD

[MrDavidPWNER]

lol They all live in the Norhern Hemisphere; it's Germany.

[DigitalOberon]

Hilarious video, but no longer applicable (Aussies can play the game like anyone else, no country is ip blocked).

[blackpajamas1]

TROLLS REGENERATE !!!$%$%)

[MoMember88]

Whoa Hitler settle down!

Buy SWTOR from amazon

Ship to australia

No server region restrictions

????

Profit

[DruzzillandRo]

What movie is this from originally anyways?

[DerOrk]

@DruzzillandRo Downfall / Der Untergang

[DruzzillandRo]

@DerOrk

Thanks.

[landialiha]

don't blame game companies

your countries just sucks

[machinehead5760]

@landialiha You come from Saint martin ffs. What good has ever come out of there?

[landialiha]

@machinehead5760 im from spain

[holtyhero]

@landialiha why did u look this up you fuckingg 10 year old

[landialiha]

@holtyhero to fuck with you

what do you think

[warchid]

@landialiha actually ea does suck not our countries , i wish i could know your country just to see what ff... good come from yours that makes u thin u are better then whole countries , i bet u are an ignorant US

[s0lidllama]

love love love

[Sylvanas17]

This is brilliant!!

[silkysoftaus]

hitler not available in your region.

[DarthNader11]

Stalin = Troll

[kazuesan33]

@DarthNader11

Living and learning.

[MrSleekit]

This is so funny because it's so true.

How can EA screw this up? It's a license to print money!

[TheKnightJay]

he right about how a mmo can never launch smoothly

[DrnkSqrrlProductions]

It REALLY must suck to be an aussy right now.

[hardtogetnewname]

ahahahaha :D brilliant! 

[fantayja]

Genius!

[RamekGreen]

"anyone who lives in the Northern hemisphere, get out"

lol.

[pathosbedlam]

Somebody send me the managing director of Bioware's home address. I have a steelcap boot that needs to get a workout kicking in his face. Seriously though, if I knew where he lived and had the money to do something about it, I'd quite happily persuade him to fix the launch. Donations Anyone?

[CyberPirate2008]

LOL awesome vid.

[ComrnanderShepard]

I love how Bioware treats us:

"Okay, you can't pre order the game in your country because we want a smooth launch BUT you can import it. The only problem is that we don't know if we will let you play the game. But go ahead!"

[bigpoppa1234]

boycott origin steam user community OriginIsFail

[JunoShades]

I'm hoping the green zone will be limited to joining the Republic, so us red zoners can get online as the Sith three months down the line and crush our Republic enemies.

[aussiejed1]

"It's OK, Bioware will put in trolls when they run out of ideas."

HA!!!

[blacklimoband2]

LMFAO... this is gold :) thank you for lightening the mood :) My rage stopped for 3 minutes and 50 seconds...

"Guess I'll be a Troll" ... near p*ssed myself laughing at that

[DemostheneYuan]

Haha, definitely a great comparison. The forums are on fire currently with no water in sight. EA and Bioware kinda shot themselves in the foot with this.

[LordBaronsworth]

@DemostheneYuan I think the SWTOR forums have been on fire for months (promised spring release fail anyone?). And with this pre-order info, instead of loading the airplanes with water to turn off the fires, they screwed up and loaded them with FUEL.

[vigilanteartist]

"Guess I'll be a troll." - The words of a beaten man.

[vile0413]

Stop crying you Aussies!You guy just lag up the servers anyways

[SMFWonDerBanG3R]

very nice

[Evision5]

1:50 onward.....i felt the EXACT same way an did just that!

[vigilanteartist]

So many great 1-liners in this video. :)

Also, for everyone caught in the "wrong half" of the world, I feel for ya. This is a fiasco on EA's part. WTF were they thinking. Not only is the situation bad enough to begin with, but Bioware/EA's lack of communication makes it worse.

[Hugadoosh]

Amazing, who ever made this thank you!

[EveLovers]

from 21/7/2011 I hate EA/BW and fu**** Origin

[canisrah]

Brilliant. And so true.

[thebadguy360]

The ending was perfect LOL.

[MrDormain]

Just epic work here

you sir get a cookie

[MrXSYSTEMx]

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLO­LLOLOL  /lol

[NovaInfuse]

There is a petition for a world wide release, please sign and pass along :)

GO TO:

w w w . petitionbuzz . com / petitions / swtorworldwide <- remove spaces.

[xenoclix]

HHAHAHAHA FITS PERFECTLY!

[xone464]

Really well written, full of lolz

[lllFeanorlll]

Why are we even trying?, Trolls regenerate!!!

[ulujain]

Awesome stuff

[cymru3232]

Well done.. absolutely awesome!! I hope EA and BW take note of the mess this decision has caused.

[The3Spade]

Love the moment he loses his shit after people leave the room

[gutspillage]

YOU CAN'T SMOOTHLY LAUNCH AN MMO!! IT'S A MYTH!

[gutspillage]

Saw the link on the SWTOR forums. Great job with the text. :D

[Lurion85]

O man, mass props, this is classic. One of the best renditions of this video.

[StarvationStudioz]

Hahahaha holy shit so good

[Isaidlunch]

Laughed so much at the killing trolls part!

[TORGalacticEmpire]

Great Video lol.

[132stoney]

Classic... what can you do but. We will get it .. when we get it. Whatcha gonna do? not play when you can?

[AroxAttack]

lol, came here from the forums. very funny

[hyperactive10101]

Spot on XD, one of the only times ill accept a Hitler reference.

[hoonz97]

i lol'd...but you didnt do your fellow aussies any justice when hitler asked for the northern hemisohere people to leave and there were only a few left in room :P

[allansuperze]

@hoonz97 "Everyone who ordered from Amazon leave the room now" might have solved that.

[Dioneann]

I love you! lol thankyou for the laugh in these dark times :)