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  • I use this as my countdown(up lol) to take a dump.

  • I swear...I swear I had clothes on before watching this.

  • seven :)

  • the ironic part is this video took 34 seconds not 10......

  • Motherfucker LOVES the number seven.

  • lmao i laughed hecka hard when he said 5

  • 27!

  • Epic counting!!!!

  • The great Sesame Street of the past... The counting is strong with this one.

  • Five..?

  • 0:31

  • well that was unnecessarily scary

  • Damn he's got a powerful voice

  • ...I....came....

  • Something /b/ can never do ever.

  • @stickman77777 HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Gary Oak sent me

  • Gary sent me...

  • He looks good with a shaved head.

  • where'd he go!? :O

  • high as fuck

  • SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

  • wAT YEAR.

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  • It's like something they'd show Alex when he's being re-educated.

  • LOL @ 5

  • Did you get that? James Earl Jones can count to 10. Okay, lets roll.

  • Director: Mr. Jones, you were supposed to count to twenty.

    James Earl Jones: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • 1......2.......*hurry up and get rid of the cuecards faster, earl!*

  • where is the rebel base!

  • sesame street was always on acid.

  • haha i couldnt help but laugh at [7] and [10] keep on tokin!

  • [8]

  • Five?

    

  • I'm going to use this for when my kids are misbehaving, and I threaten to count to ten. Nobody disobeys mister Jones.

  • Great, now I'm pregnant

  • @jarruda Stolen word for word from my reddit post. Thanks, asshole.

  • JEJ seems tickled by the number 7.

  • he looks stoned

  • he really meant that number 5

  • Numbers have never been so scary

  • I'm Darth Vader and I can count to 10 bitches.

  • And then the universe collapsed

  • longest 10 seconds of my life

  • He got a bit surprised at 5 but he pulled it back with a winning smile at the 7.

  • :D....7 @0:22

  • Fucking most intense 35 seconds of my life.

  • press numbers 1-9 on your keyboard and you just get smiles!

  • why did it take him 35 seconds to count to 10? IT DOESN'T ADD UP!

  • I just got that "because 7 8 9" joke

  • 10 scared me

  • 5? WELL GUESS WHAT 6!

  • MUFASA

  • Dat smile.

  • 5? Well, isn't this is a surprise

  • 5?

  • simba...remember....who you are...

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  • I doesnt take me 35 seconds to count to ten.....wiered

  • @Spiderboy963 Because your awesomness is not strong. You see, when your awesomeness begins to overflow like that of James Earl Jones, it will make everyday tasks such as counting to ten seem monumental and epic.

  • @Ulitmadusk haha

  • The math is strong with this one...

  • @OrtyBortortey Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • Noooooooooooooooooooo

  • numbers... my master......

  • Fun Fact: Will Lee (better known as Mr. Hooper) had taught at the American Theatre Wing for nine years. One his students? A certain James Earl Jones.

    So... Darth Vader was Mr. Hooper's padawan."Come to the Dark Side- we have birdseed milkshakes"?

  • @NoctisLabyrithus

    I'm a huge Sesame Street and James Earl Jones fan, so learning this pretty much made my day. Thanks!

  • for a moment there I thought he was Jedi Knight Mace Wendu!

  • if i was a kid watchin that id be scared..

  • He has a great voice. Hard to believe he was mute until he was in high school.

  • Ya, if he was counting off numbers until a spanking, darn right I'd quit whatever I was doing.

  • tHis guy is and will always be a bad ass

  • damn he was one handsome muh-fuhuh

  • I'd love to see Letterman or Leno show that clip the next time he's on their shows.

  • 8....9....10..... fire at will comander

  • Bet the kids never forgot that

  • He really loves 7.

  • scared the shit outta me wen i was little lol

  • This guy sounds JUST like my father.

    --Luke Skywalker.

  • @Mr5Minutes mines too - simba

  • That was the most epic thing I have ever seen

  • 5?

  • @Dem1urge 6.

  • @Tearorwrist Assuredly.

  • He's probably thinking "why the fuck am I doing this?"

  • @avalanchesuperstar

    Actually, I'd be willing to bet he enjoyed that. Seems like a fun-loving kinda guy.

  • he really likes the number 7

  • I looked into the eyes of James Earl Jones and saw into the depths of Infinity. I saw gods and angels, demons and monsters and all the secrets of life itself. When I finally mustered the strength to tear my eyes away, I found that I'd aged forty years. Do not look him in the eyes! TO DO SO IS FOLLY AND MADNESS!

  • @Reycied i loved that , had me on the floor clutching my lightsaber

  • @meadeonbread I live but to serve. :3

  • Luke imma count to ten, then you better get back over here....

  • Like, infinity.

  • 9...10.

    FIRE!

    Alderaan vanishes.

  • wow a little creepy haha

  • OH SNAP HE'S A NINJA!

  • It should take him 10 seconds to count to 10 , not 35 !

  • I'm freaking out

  • he said five like he was asking

  • Wow even at the age of 10 he had such a deep voice.

  • Billy zane's pedophile big brother...

  • Time well spent watching this ^_^

  • the 4 was unbelievable!

  • -gets to ten-

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

  • "You better run for your motherfucking life because when I reach the count of 10, I'm ending it."

  • 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 DEATH STAR FIRING :D

  • WTF!!!

  • 5?!?!?!

  • Tell me what I want to know Princess Leia, because once I reach the number 10, I will destroy Alderaan.

  • and at the end he chokes elmo to death

  • He's giving you till the count of 10 to run...

  • freaks me out that 'James Earl Jones counts to 10' takes 35sec.

  • Each number is a world destroyed at the hand of Darth Vader.

  • I was getting some strong "this guy is going to kill me" vibes.

  • "Ten!" WHOOSH!

  • He dissapears at the end because he's going to instantly appear behind you and count to ten before he kills you.

  • his '6' may have caused an earthquake. 

  • I feel like I just got laid

  • i think he was making a mental list of all the characters he was going to kill, starting with you, ELMO!

  • That scared the hell out of me and I'm not a child! Poor kids back in the day...

  • I was three or four when I first saw this and I'm glad from reading the other comments that I was not only one who was scared shitless by this piece...

  • This deserves an oscor

  • the 4 was epic

  • even when he counts it sounds epic lol

  • And so the modern counting system was born.

  • that brotha went as fast as he came

  • Don't make me destroy you...

  • @ninjast4r

    lol

  • You have to respect someone who can make beginner's math sound epic....

    LOVE it!

  • he looks like the Red Skull

  • when he got to 10 I ran like shit! LMAO

  • 12 people can't count to 10.

  • wow.

  • You know you have a good voice when 171,615 want to hear you count to 10.

  • he looks like Marlon Brando in apocalypse now.

  • He should have been Morpheus

  • @KiyoshiProductions

    he would have played a better Morpheus than larry fishburn

  • If my teacher taught me the numbers like that when I was young I would be the worlds greatest mathematician ..... cos you just know if you fuck them numbers up James Earl Jones will chase your ass down the street yelling out numbers and demanding that you be crucified while hanging on the Tree Of Woe.............

  • happy new year

  • This is absotutely Heelarious! James said in an interview on Jimmy Fallon that thought neither Sesame Street, or Star Wars would be very big. He thought the puppets would be too scary for children. Just goes to show, that you never know!

  • 6-8 has the creepiest smile ever (because the previous ones were so serious)

  • Counting is serious business kids..

  • SPOILER ALERT: JAMES EARL JONES IS THE 10

  • Someone ought to do a Youtube video of Darth Vader, in Star Wars, vocoding this 10-count in a Star Wars clip. Like 'I'm going to count to ten' when he puts the force grip on that one councilor's neck. XD

  • your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't given you the clairvoyance to count to 11 (Darth Vader Choke slam be'ach)

  • Do what must be done Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.

  • Beautiful voice.  Very seldom do I hear such a beautiful male voice.

  • May the four be with you James :-)

  • Looks like the Empire is doing community outreach.

  • His voice is so good he makes counting to 10 entertaining. =))

  • oh man, a YOUNG James Earl Jones.... looks and sounds great....

  • Imagine JEJ narrating the original How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

  • oh god how does he make counting to 10 seem so sith like

  • That's some dark side counting.

  • wait, what comes after ten?!?!

  • @MadameMadHatter swoosch

  • "Luke, I am your father."

  • A might younger in this video....

  • Nobody but JEJ can count to 10 and make it sound so...FUCKING EPIC!!!!

  • James Earl Jones isn't counting the numbers. He's MAKING them.

  • @Nanaman12345

    "James Earl Jones isn't counting the numbers. He's MAKING them."

    I lol'd so hard at that!

  • @jimbones0 The truth is often humorous.

  • @Nanaman12345 priceless. . . .

  • @Nanaman12345 hahhaa

  • huh, darth vader in sesame street, who would've guessed.

  • .......plus, you can tell that he's reading it from a teleprompter. He had trouble with #5

  • @videogamester07 - I'm really not a racist...I just enjoy making funny twisted jokes about race. I poke fun at my own white trash in-need-of-dental workASS. So I'm just more of a jerk than a racist...plus I love Mariah Carey.

  • brilliant! 

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  • I think he got sliced in half by a lightsaber the second he said "10". LOL.

  • Morpheous

  • @WiseGuy5674 That's Lawrence Fishburne... not James Earl Jones.

  • @theurgy69: muppet.wikia.com/wiki/James_Ea­rl_Jones

  • Wonderful voice.i just love the expressions!!!

  • The only other guy who can make something so simple so dramatic is Christopher Walken.

  • ahahaha jeez that voice sure makes you pay attention....he scared me when i disappeared lol

  • @gummyboots - I didn't say he was afro-american. I said most afro-americans....but I should've said "most niggers..."

  • six was terrifying.

  • @kylejp117 - Also, most Afro-Americans don't know how to spell the word "damn"

  • @ajschlagler Also, most racists are stupid. And so on...