@Spiderboy963 Because your awesomness is not strong. You see, when your awesomeness begins to overflow like that of James Earl Jones, it will make everyday tasks such as counting to ten seem monumental and epic.
I looked into the eyes of James Earl Jones and saw into the depths of Infinity. I saw gods and angels, demons and monsters and all the secrets of life itself. When I finally mustered the strength to tear my eyes away, I found that I'd aged forty years. Do not look him in the eyes! TO DO SO IS FOLLY AND MADNESS!
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
I was three or four when I first saw this and I'm glad from reading the other comments that I was not only one who was scared shitless by this piece...
If my teacher taught me the numbers like that when I was young I would be the worlds greatest mathematician ..... cos you just know if you fuck them numbers up James Earl Jones will chase your ass down the street yelling out numbers and demanding that you be crucified while hanging on the Tree Of Woe.............
This is absotutely Heelarious! James said in an interview on Jimmy Fallon that thought neither Sesame Street, or Star Wars would be very big. He thought the puppets would be too scary for children. Just goes to show, that you never know!
Someone ought to do a Youtube video of Darth Vader, in Star Wars, vocoding this 10-count in a Star Wars clip. Like 'I'm going to count to ten' when he puts the force grip on that one councilor's neck. XD
@videogamester07 - I'm really not a racist...I just enjoy making funny twisted jokes about race. I poke fun at my own white trash in-need-of-dental workASS. So I'm just more of a jerk than a racist...plus I love Mariah Carey.
I use this as my countdown(up lol) to take a dump.
mattwillbedefeated 4 days ago
I swear...I swear I had clothes on before watching this.
Kyore000 5 days ago
seven :)
camfrla 1 week ago 3
the ironic part is this video took 34 seconds not 10......
sicrus1 3 weeks ago
Motherfucker LOVES the number seven.
Buddhabright 1 month ago
lmao i laughed hecka hard when he said 5
LavaXxXLamp 1 month ago
27!
philcara16 1 month ago
Epic counting!!!!
airbrushstand 1 month ago
The great Sesame Street of the past... The counting is strong with this one.
AgentVamp 1 month ago
Five..?
LindyMissE 2 months ago
0:31
thatsmehcomment123 2 months ago
well that was unnecessarily scary
DrSpoon1991 2 months ago
Damn he's got a powerful voice
Smertn1k 2 months ago
...I....came....
Bobobidobo2 2 months ago
Something /b/ can never do ever.
stickman77777 2 months ago
@stickman77777 HAHAHAHAHAHA
hopnibble 2 months ago
Gary Oak sent me
Menman4 2 months ago 4
Gary sent me...
GimmeDatElephant 2 months ago
He looks good with a shaved head.
monkeysoulpoet 2 months ago
where'd he go!? :O
jburnham93 3 months ago
high as fuck
mightywiseguy 3 months ago
SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
MrChichi163 3 months ago
wAT YEAR.
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thumbs up if you didn't come until 10
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willlliw 3 months ago
It's like something they'd show Alex when he's being re-educated.
FetaCheese222 3 months ago
LOL @ 5
pwnageprata 3 months ago
Did you get that? James Earl Jones can count to 10. Okay, lets roll.
Kidzilla99 3 months ago
Director: Mr. Jones, you were supposed to count to twenty.
James Earl Jones: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
barrybear2011 3 months ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
retroF88 3 months ago
1......2.......*hurry up and get rid of the cuecards faster, earl!*
SHlNOBl3 3 months ago
where is the rebel base!
Rayniz604 3 months ago
sesame street was always on acid.
myloveispuke 3 months ago
haha i couldnt help but laugh at [7] and [10] keep on tokin!
Dippaification 3 months ago
[8]
jacobmiller420 3 months ago
Five?
leavetheark 3 months ago
I'm going to use this for when my kids are misbehaving, and I threaten to count to ten. Nobody disobeys mister Jones.
MegaKatatat 3 months ago
Great, now I'm pregnant
jarruda 3 months ago 42
@jarruda Stolen word for word from my reddit post. Thanks, asshole.
madamimadamimadam 3 months ago
JEJ seems tickled by the number 7.
samlevine26 3 months ago
he looks stoned
piattosboy420 3 months ago
he really meant that number 5
thomas1990 3 months ago
Numbers have never been so scary
HumaneAnon 3 months ago
I'm Darth Vader and I can count to 10 bitches.
mickd1337 3 months ago
And then the universe collapsed
dArN0k 3 months ago
longest 10 seconds of my life
SFIONFLUX 3 months ago
He got a bit surprised at 5 but he pulled it back with a winning smile at the 7.
zefrogi 3 months ago
:D....7 @0:22
Justenbphelps 3 months ago
Fucking most intense 35 seconds of my life.
saeyoungyi 3 months ago 3
press numbers 1-9 on your keyboard and you just get smiles!
woodomon46 3 months ago
why did it take him 35 seconds to count to 10? IT DOESN'T ADD UP!
DJparsons89 3 months ago 2
I just got that "because 7 8 9" joke
itsPRaLiNeS 3 months ago
10 scared me
Zohaib1 3 months ago
5? WELL GUESS WHAT 6!
Ryogu 3 months ago
MUFASA
maykicksass 3 months ago
Dat smile.
gregarious24 3 months ago
5? Well, isn't this is a surprise
BionicMonkeys 3 months ago
5?
Asniperheadshot 3 months ago
simba...remember....who you are...
TheAaryG 3 months ago
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flkatk 3 months ago
I doesnt take me 35 seconds to count to ten.....wiered
Spiderboy963 3 months ago 3
@Spiderboy963 Because your awesomness is not strong. You see, when your awesomeness begins to overflow like that of James Earl Jones, it will make everyday tasks such as counting to ten seem monumental and epic.
Ulitmadusk 3 months ago
@Ulitmadusk haha
Spiderboy963 1 month ago
The math is strong with this one...
OrtyBortortey 4 months ago 28
@OrtyBortortey Ha Ha Ha Ha
ExodusPessoa 1 month ago in playlist Sesame Street
Noooooooooooooooooooo
ductraep 4 months ago
numbers... my master......
Pipon666 4 months ago
Fun Fact: Will Lee (better known as Mr. Hooper) had taught at the American Theatre Wing for nine years. One his students? A certain James Earl Jones.
So... Darth Vader was Mr. Hooper's padawan."Come to the Dark Side- we have birdseed milkshakes"?
NoctisLabyrithus 4 months ago 3
@NoctisLabyrithus
I'm a huge Sesame Street and James Earl Jones fan, so learning this pretty much made my day. Thanks!
SonicVSJasonGriffith 4 months ago
for a moment there I thought he was Jedi Knight Mace Wendu!
skeaneable 4 months ago
if i was a kid watchin that id be scared..
CommanderShepardXII 4 months ago
He has a great voice. Hard to believe he was mute until he was in high school.
ProudAtheist90 4 months ago
Ya, if he was counting off numbers until a spanking, darn right I'd quit whatever I was doing.
guitardds 4 months ago
tHis guy is and will always be a bad ass
shiznaw 4 months ago
damn he was one handsome muh-fuhuh
pmakfpt 4 months ago
I'd love to see Letterman or Leno show that clip the next time he's on their shows.
jck148 4 months ago
8....9....10..... fire at will comander
coronagalvez19 5 months ago
Bet the kids never forgot that
twswpl 5 months ago
He really loves 7.
StephenHawkingsBitch 5 months ago
scared the shit outta me wen i was little lol
eulbog09 5 months ago
This guy sounds JUST like my father.
--Luke Skywalker.
Mr5Minutes 6 months ago 145
@Mr5Minutes mines too - simba
rafarocks123 3 months ago
That was the most epic thing I have ever seen
CaptainNYG 6 months ago 6
5?
Dem1urge 6 months ago 15
@Dem1urge 6.
Tearorwrist 2 months ago in playlist Tearorwrist's favorites
@Tearorwrist Assuredly.
Dem1urge 2 months ago
He's probably thinking "why the fuck am I doing this?"
avalanchesuperstar 6 months ago
@avalanchesuperstar
Actually, I'd be willing to bet he enjoyed that. Seems like a fun-loving kinda guy.
BigSwitz98 5 months ago
he really likes the number 7
the1gwenfan 6 months ago 4
I looked into the eyes of James Earl Jones and saw into the depths of Infinity. I saw gods and angels, demons and monsters and all the secrets of life itself. When I finally mustered the strength to tear my eyes away, I found that I'd aged forty years. Do not look him in the eyes! TO DO SO IS FOLLY AND MADNESS!
Reycied 7 months ago 161
@Reycied i loved that , had me on the floor clutching my lightsaber
meadeonbread 6 months ago
@meadeonbread I live but to serve. :3
Reycied 6 months ago
Luke imma count to ten, then you better get back over here....
rickdagunner 7 months ago 4
Like, infinity.
Misskitty14 7 months ago
9...10.
FIRE!
Alderaan vanishes.
Foodfast123 7 months ago 4
wow a little creepy haha
mrwtsfhc 7 months ago
OH SNAP HE'S A NINJA!
navi1199 7 months ago
It should take him 10 seconds to count to 10 , not 35 !
kkgirl300 7 months ago
I'm freaking out
Humanumikey 7 months ago
he said five like he was asking
merkfools13 7 months ago in playlist khnjjbjn
Wow even at the age of 10 he had such a deep voice.
blarson12 7 months ago 2
Billy zane's pedophile big brother...
chilppr 7 months ago
Time well spent watching this ^_^
manormaid 7 months ago
the 4 was unbelievable!
tastybrownies 8 months ago
-gets to ten-
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
AntiYourFacePhD 8 months ago
"You better run for your motherfucking life because when I reach the count of 10, I'm ending it."
TheUltimateBeing01 8 months ago
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 DEATH STAR FIRING :D
igenther99 8 months ago 3
WTF!!!
masterkyle10 8 months ago
5?!?!?!
congressman92maxwell 8 months ago 3
Tell me what I want to know Princess Leia, because once I reach the number 10, I will destroy Alderaan.
Faust909 9 months ago 5
and at the end he chokes elmo to death
ChrisRobTV 9 months ago
He's giving you till the count of 10 to run...
tigyi 9 months ago
freaks me out that 'James Earl Jones counts to 10' takes 35sec.
clarkcu00 9 months ago
Each number is a world destroyed at the hand of Darth Vader.
ImaGoofyGooberYEAH 9 months ago
I was getting some strong "this guy is going to kill me" vibes.
JordanPurcell92 9 months ago
"Ten!" WHOOSH!
Alejandro831 9 months ago
He dissapears at the end because he's going to instantly appear behind you and count to ten before he kills you.
miltonluvsno1 9 months ago 2
his '6' may have caused an earthquake.
defiantwon33 9 months ago
I feel like I just got laid
MrVulgaris 10 months ago 4
i think he was making a mental list of all the characters he was going to kill, starting with you, ELMO!
AresGodsOfWar 10 months ago 2
That scared the hell out of me and I'm not a child! Poor kids back in the day...
okuni123 10 months ago 2
I was three or four when I first saw this and I'm glad from reading the other comments that I was not only one who was scared shitless by this piece...
imsloan 10 months ago 3
This deserves an oscor
MrBinieam 10 months ago 3
the 4 was epic
meganega123 10 months ago
even when he counts it sounds epic lol
FREEDEJATAYLOR 10 months ago
And so the modern counting system was born.
DORproductions117 10 months ago
that brotha went as fast as he came
whitesongs73 10 months ago
Don't make me destroy you...
ninjast4r 10 months ago
@ninjast4r
lol
whitesongs73 10 months ago
You have to respect someone who can make beginner's math sound epic....
LOVE it!
bratrat 11 months ago
he looks like the Red Skull
TheMilkystainz 11 months ago
when he got to 10 I ran like shit! LMAO
airbaler 11 months ago 7
12 people can't count to 10.
samuraiinblack 11 months ago 2
wow.
rikkibabiee 1 year ago
You know you have a good voice when 171,615 want to hear you count to 10.
hitmancoolio 1 year ago 10
he looks like Marlon Brando in apocalypse now.
evangelistabjj 1 year ago
He should have been Morpheus
KiyoshiProductions 1 year ago 6
@KiyoshiProductions
he would have played a better Morpheus than larry fishburn
whitesongs73 10 months ago
If my teacher taught me the numbers like that when I was young I would be the worlds greatest mathematician ..... cos you just know if you fuck them numbers up James Earl Jones will chase your ass down the street yelling out numbers and demanding that you be crucified while hanging on the Tree Of Woe.............
MuskateerGripWeed 1 year ago
happy new year
meomet25 1 year ago
This is absotutely Heelarious! James said in an interview on Jimmy Fallon that thought neither Sesame Street, or Star Wars would be very big. He thought the puppets would be too scary for children. Just goes to show, that you never know!
ArchHighLordOmega 1 year ago
6-8 has the creepiest smile ever (because the previous ones were so serious)
cellopypo 1 year ago
Counting is serious business kids..
StephenSimply 1 year ago 6
SPOILER ALERT: JAMES EARL JONES IS THE 10
administramation 1 year ago
Someone ought to do a Youtube video of Darth Vader, in Star Wars, vocoding this 10-count in a Star Wars clip. Like 'I'm going to count to ten' when he puts the force grip on that one councilor's neck. XD
dndrequiem 1 year ago
your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't given you the clairvoyance to count to 11 (Darth Vader Choke slam be'ach)
classz123 1 year ago 6
Do what must be done Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.
xlrwolf10 1 year ago
Beautiful voice. Very seldom do I hear such a beautiful male voice.
KLRwashere 1 year ago
May the four be with you James :-)
peterskuse 1 year ago 4
Looks like the Empire is doing community outreach.
inamerica55585 1 year ago 6
His voice is so good he makes counting to 10 entertaining. =))
mawriz 1 year ago 5
oh man, a YOUNG James Earl Jones.... looks and sounds great....
georgemargaris 1 year ago
Imagine JEJ narrating the original How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
MosJada 1 year ago
oh god how does he make counting to 10 seem so sith like
cowbaner 1 year ago
That's some dark side counting.
pensivebosom 1 year ago
wait, what comes after ten?!?!
MadameMadHatter 1 year ago
@MadameMadHatter swoosch
nonno418 1 year ago
"Luke, I am your father."
maryfbex 1 year ago
A might younger in this video....
batterymaker 1 year ago
Nobody but JEJ can count to 10 and make it sound so...FUCKING EPIC!!!!
GMMReviews 1 year ago 72
James Earl Jones isn't counting the numbers. He's MAKING them.
Nanaman12345 1 year ago 164
@Nanaman12345
"James Earl Jones isn't counting the numbers. He's MAKING them."
I lol'd so hard at that!
jimbones0 1 year ago
@jimbones0 The truth is often humorous.
Nanaman12345 1 year ago
@Nanaman12345 priceless. . . .
kryptonsjewel 1 year ago
@Nanaman12345 hahhaa
markit39 9 months ago
huh, darth vader in sesame street, who would've guessed.
colonel24567 1 year ago
.......plus, you can tell that he's reading it from a teleprompter. He had trouble with #5
ajschlagler 1 year ago 3
@videogamester07 - I'm really not a racist...I just enjoy making funny twisted jokes about race. I poke fun at my own white trash in-need-of-dental workASS. So I'm just more of a jerk than a racist...plus I love Mariah Carey.
ajschlagler 1 year ago
brilliant!
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ethos500 1 year ago
I think he got sliced in half by a lightsaber the second he said "10". LOL.
880Oliver 1 year ago
Morpheous
WiseGuy5674 1 year ago
@WiseGuy5674 That's Lawrence Fishburne... not James Earl Jones.
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TheRealEricLester 1 year ago
Wonderful voice.i just love the expressions!!!
valentinetheartist 1 year ago
The only other guy who can make something so simple so dramatic is Christopher Walken.
nagaking07 1 year ago
ahahaha jeez that voice sure makes you pay attention....he scared me when i disappeared lol
volumegx 1 year ago
@gummyboots - I didn't say he was afro-american. I said most afro-americans....but I should've said "most niggers..."
ajschlagler 1 year ago
six was terrifying.
LudmillaLesterhoff 1 year ago 4
@kylejp117 - Also, most Afro-Americans don't know how to spell the word "damn"
ajschlagler 1 year ago
@ajschlagler Also, most racists are stupid. And so on...
becomepostal 1 year ago