Oh, the ankle sprain at 0:22 is absolutely fantastic, almost as fantastic as the Mac I'm typing this on. I can't WAIT for the next flop: Windows 7. aaaaaahahahahaha! The names get better and better!
Wow, he is so enthusiastic. I think I'll scrap my three Macs. I'm gettin Vista because this dork loves his company. Idiot ! Gates is a bit dull but he is genuine and a likeble guy. Ballmer is a phony obnoxius son of a bitch!
Did you know Steve Ballmer is actually a little OLDER than Bill Gates??
CollegeBoardSucks 1 month ago
i love this company and i live in a van down by the river
NLM98 2 months ago
someones happy
glory122 2 months ago
holy shit...like wtf
Txb0024 3 months ago
RIP Microsoft
pawelvideo 3 months ago
@pawelvideo HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.
Destroyer19941995 1 month ago
iFear for Micro$oft...
BillyMatt87 3 months ago
memories of chris farley's motivational speaker. . .
hueyloois 4 months ago
Steve i have five words for ya.... You FUCKED that company... YEEEESSSSSS!!!
DarkprinX2500 4 months ago
cocaine's a helluva drug
Kurjak93 4 months ago 2
this man save microsoft
KuwNova 6 months ago
Really, he could've become a professional comedian if he were not a part of Microsoft.
TheYoungjeezy93 8 months ago
If Ballmer would put all this energy into some serious work, i am sure MS can do wonders...
funwanted 10 months ago 5
0:30 is exactly the position of Hitler saying Heil!
drrobertoboogie97 10 months ago
insane man.
Kyuuqsoft 1 year ago
Actually, there're 5 words (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! included).
UltimatePisman 1 year ago
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YIIIIHAAAAHHH!!!
I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU!!!
I... LOVE.... ASS... SODOMY!!!
ytvoice1 1 year ago
I have 4 words for you:
You're NOT acting professionally!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamverycool11 1 year ago 2
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iamverycool11 1 year ago
the windows vista dance
Lazergoatproductions 2 years ago
One word, DOUSHBAG
gillespie999 2 years ago
it's douchebag.
MacJARedd 2 years ago 3
i think he acts ridicoulus and unrepresentative and, well, i dont like him at all
bassmajor 2 years ago
Damn this guy's great xD
IrritatedShotgun 2 years ago 3
I hate windows :)
SebDominguez 2 years ago
@SebDominguez i hate u
mostwanted625 1 year ago
yeah steve ballmer go hahah i fucken love microsoft
fluff558 2 years ago
Steve: I Love This Company
Me: I Hate This Company
LOL
aguilacue18 2 years ago
Steve: WHO SAID I HATE THIS COMPANY, NOOOO!!!!
134Joshua134 2 years ago
Bill gates, steve ballmer and steve jobs those men are great, what the world will done without them!!!!!!!!!!!
TheLithon 2 years ago
dude, compared to the apple presentations, this one looks barbarian to be frank...apple = opulence
auuuu2 2 years ago
hahahahah for fuck sake!
macpac22 2 years ago
" I got four words for you: I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAH!!"
Hmm, that's five words Steve...
Noregi 2 years ago 2
I want what this guy is on.
Ecto9 2 years ago 2
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
lol
seriously, he must know something we don't.
purklefluff 2 years ago
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WackoX1337 2 years ago
Vista is awesome, have you ever even used it?
DisarrayINC 2 years ago 2
yes I'm using it now it is slow horrible and this computer was made for vista and is a premium computer! I love my mac
AndrewBrackin 2 years ago
i have 3 words for ya ... I HATE MICROSOFT !!!...
osamaFXX 2 years ago
Please see the video "Adolf Ballmer" LOL!
Sinemind 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and thats why you should take drugs^
ErGeR00 3 years ago
Jeez, and to think I wonder why my computer is shit.
akitaj2000 3 years ago
Um... wow. Bill Gates must know something about him that we don't.
gregwyattjr 3 years ago 19
hes like a pro wrestler lol
madchickenfilms 3 years ago 17
he just annoying -.-
bassmajor 3 years ago
SUPER LOL
lagomaleo 3 years ago
Oh, the ankle sprain at 0:22 is absolutely fantastic, almost as fantastic as the Mac I'm typing this on. I can't WAIT for the next flop: Windows 7. aaaaaahahahahaha! The names get better and better!
abergman 3 years ago
microsoft professionalism
kylevk 3 years ago
LMAO, look at 0:22 he twists his ankle :D
robi36 3 years ago
Go ahead kiddies. Laugh your heads off. Meanwhile, Steve Ballmer is rolling in pools of gold. But go ahead and laugh.
pcgeek86 3 years ago
sure he has money, but seriously the man is insane. I would take sanity over money any day.
xep00 3 years ago
ahahahahaha wat a crackhead
Brrup 3 years ago
Wow, he is so enthusiastic. I think I'll scrap my three Macs. I'm gettin Vista because this dork loves his company. Idiot ! Gates is a bit dull but he is genuine and a likeble guy. Ballmer is a phony obnoxius son of a bitch!
shininio 3 years ago
Before he walks on stage he has someone kick him relly hard in the balls.
yixiazi 4 years ago 3
wtf????
onnisciente 4 years ago
Ballmer rocks! He's just nuts... and you've gotta love that!
Rasterizing 4 years ago 2
He's The Reason I Have An iMac. Dumb Bastard!!
ferny2114 4 years ago 2
what a fat barrel of monkey spunk
cowboylynie 4 years ago
Ya'll can laugh all ya'll want but Steve Ballmer is the driving force behind Microsoft.
Enycertifiedg 4 years ago
Sorry to say you're right, and the results are before everyone's eyes: Windows Vista
evacca 3 years ago 2
Steve Buttbalm: "I have four words for you: THIS SHIT DOESN'T WORK!!! YEAH!!!"
scabberdoug 4 years ago 2
wow. what a man...pure power I don't wonder me why Microsoft made this that kind of far Innovation and power-force Steve Ballmer
JosephEllington 4 years ago
Wow. Four words: Get off the crack.
ichaelmay8 4 years ago 2
fukin gorilla...lol, and he is suppose to be a CEO..!
mezaan 4 years ago
Reminds me of Young Frankenstein.
PaulSiraisi 4 years ago
lol...he's mental
Axi5 4 years ago
wow, whoa ... happier than ever to be a Mac guy now ... Butterball Baller, er, Ballmer looks like a man about to have a heart attack ....
gregoryburrows 5 years ago
The bit at 22secs just kills me!!
jg2 5 years ago
He fucks his company thats why his wife died
miikyway 5 years ago
the ankle twisting shriek at 0:22 alone is worth the price of admission
Angryjazz 5 years ago
I...1 love...2 this...3 company...4 yesssssss...5
Thats 5 words?
sukotsumac 5 years ago
oh my gosh, this guy is kinda dumb...
inwardglee 5 years ago
Duuude... this guy.... oof...
aurahack 5 years ago
George Orwell wrote a story about a guy like him, in 1984 Ballmer becomes head of new Systems Software group.
lucasrem 5 years ago
His wife just died?
Urbanus1337 5 years ago
Ballmer is balmy.
Skull10 5 years ago
ahahahhahahahhhahah
KizZBG 5 years ago