Chuck Norris in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon (VERY FUNNY)

[77thdragostar]

the health bar is broken chuck's health is going down

[raruto600]

chuck norris no necesita una espada con una cuchara le vasta.Pero que digo con su barba le vasta

[CamalHaciyev]

fake! the enemy must die after first kick!!!!111

[Falloutfan961]

chuck norris doesn't need a sword!

[TheGoku953]

joder chuck norris se los carga a todos con una walkertexasrangerality xDD

[BXGeeMachinima]

Chucknorrisality!

[Mrkittenofdeath]

who needs Johnny Cage when you've got Chuck Norris?

[madagasgar100]

make chuck norris vs fredy krieguir

[kudvayne36]

xD

[jason101588]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a sword. He only needs his bare hands!

[LMFAOloverable]

and that my friends is why you don't piss of Chuck Norris

[nevajane57]

JOB FOR A COWBOY!?

[nevajane57]

I thought one kick from Chuck Norris was a ultimate fatality, love this song

[TheMinecraftBros12]

oh come on chuck norris would of killed that first guy with out even startin the game

[jj1210s2]

instead of going through all that he couldve just roundhouse kicked him and 1 the whole game

[HayzoBlade]

wheres the roundhouse kick xD

[loco4wolfram]

CD NIGGAR in the left corner in jax vs chuck norris fight

[GameMasterDarksee]

sounds like job for a cowboy?

[Iskanderdunedain]

C: Norris Wins!

Flawless victory

[naturalmystic790]

love the metal and hard rock music

[naturalmystic790]

c. norris lol love the music

[dotal212]

SAVAGE FAITALITY



[dotal212]

0_0 hes pwning!

[jtc1999]

you shoulda put for fighting style "god power"

[Krotaro]

ROFL the ending XD

[Vitricox]

you put the difficulty EASY or VERY EASY LOL

[emperorskulls]

Chuck Norris can do a savage fatality just by doing 1 finish him.

[pejelagartox]

Chuck norris does not need to gain the armageddon, the armageddon needs to be gained by chuck norris

[hotspicychronictacos]

Chuck norrin doenst have ahealth bar wtf fail

[firewolfstone]

@hotspicychronictacos he doesnt need one, also i like your spelling

[hotspicychronictacos]

@firewolfstone Quit being a smartass troll if u get what i said, just stfu

[firewolfstone]

@hotspicychronictacos your hostility betrays you lack of understanding of my comment, the desire to cause offence was not my intention, i was merely attempting to make light of the fact which you pointed out, in reference to Chuck Norris, hence i feel the branding of this behaviour as 'trolling' to be unjustified. In this instance, it was a humerous notion intended not to cause affense but amuse, in this case, it clearly failed and i sincerely apologise for any harm this may have caused

[hotspicychronictacos]

@firewolfstone Wtf watever man, u dont have to spesk all smart and shit its not like were speaking in an important conference.

[Starfalko]

Where is his hat?

[koopadude1]

When Chuck Norris plays a game, he doesn't play by the rules (Thats because there are no rules.)

[xBryanAM7x]

watch?v=CvoqyXjO8Jk&feature=re­lated

[TheShadowgaiden2]

Unrealistic, it would be impossible for his health bar to go down :P

[tordsworld65]

never fuck with chuck norris

[SugaredBacon117]

lol but isnt it total gyms?

[AndyRaslan]

1:00 There's an error on Chuck Norris' health bar. Apparently, he can get hurt.

1:40 That's not a savage fatality. That's Walker: Texas Fatality.

Chuck Norris can be given a fatality in the game. The message on his opponent's end will be: "Chuck Norris wins. Hara-kiri".

Chuck Norris kicks so fast, the friction with the air sets it on fire. Chuck Norris is, of course, unaffected.

Chuck Norris did not use a roundhouse kick in this video. That's why it took him 3 seconds to finish a fight.

[dragde123ify]

you will die because you create another chuck norris and cannot be 2 chuck norris

[Darkgamer989]

that was the worst thing i've ever seen.

[wrestlingkid10]

Round house kick



[Mocasta]

thats a awsome creation or just a add on

[Andyrolled]

but...chuck norris doesnt need a weapon...

[xXmaelx]

Hey can u right the creation guide 4 making chuck Norris please please please

[Railen281]

oh man that was some ending...but i heard that at the orgy chuck norris didnt even touch them and they climaxed

[elakuter]

LOLASOOOO!!!!

[ellobocrisna]

But chuck norris doesn't train tae kwon do, or yes?

[Unrealll6666]

I killed chuck norris after tying one arm behind his back!!! hisssss!!!

[ffgiqa]

chuck norris dont ever get injured its allways a flawless visctor

[reaverrist]

chck norris needs no weapon ... hell just stare at blaze's eyes and he'll win ... trust me

[TheEvilReverend]

Wow, now THAT'S an ending.

[zeoxyman]

Chuck Norris needs a different finisher. Something with roundhouse kicking them into the 6th dimension while spraying their body parts all over their great-grandmother's back yard in a galaxy far, far away.

[armymen12002003]

should've added a cowboy hat

[psychedashell]

You know you can get karate styles in that game right? chuck don't do TKD.

[matt25876]

chuck norris doesnt need a sword wtf

[seanlikescake]

im sorry but you screwed chuck norris up so bad...

[thunderstudent]

This proves ya don't fuck with the Chuck

[AgentZombieMan]

GO CHUCK NORRIS!!

[SKULLYARD29]

@Tulanirebe i agree it sucks ass fat

[udin23]

is there a roundhouse kick move?

[NEKROCLAUS]

FUCK YEAH JOB FOR A COWBOY!!!!!!!!!!!! \m/

[atomichead777]

this vid is actually in slowmotion

in real life, chuck norris wud kill everyone in less than .00000000000001 milliseconds

[ellnats]

total over kill

[masterduck98]

if chuck norris gets hit in mortal kombat he still gets a flawless victory :D

[MasterRiff09]

JOB FOR A COWBOY !!! \m/ (>.<) \m/

[D4R47890]

Chuck Norris should be an elder god in this game



[luvableguy123]

oh shit everybody is fucked now cuse chuck norris is in

[gofuckloser]

fataliti=LOL

[ChrisRedfield3898]

haha chuck norris's sword is called CD NIGGER

[BulumnaRULZ]

LOL great

[oscar2034]

great vid nice song and the ending was funny

[furrysega7]

chuck norris dosent have orgasms orgasms have chuck norris

[bmacdragon32]

I got the exact same line up of opponants at the same stages!

[NICKREAPER316]

more like clint eastwood

[Andredias164]

if that guy wold be C Norris he could kill his opponent with just one roundhouse kick,and the screen should be crushed aswell

[awesomelittlebox]

AAAH! EEER RAEP!

[hanatro]

Behind every great man is an even greater woman,behind every dead man is Chuck norris

[shaggy2789210]

what song is this

[chacrawarrior]

chuck norris participate in mortal kombat just because he was boring

[hellfighter496]

meleena man he must be desperate XD

[benomidfinger]

It was hilarious, man.

Couldn't you make one vid with MR. T?

[Jose1231231]

Haha

[bubbambjr]

right!

[prettyiicy3]

I like the music but at the end i cant see the music

[RondoGuitarDude]

its Party by Dr Acula

[piklesandbutters1]

giraffes were made when chuck norris uppercutted a horse

[FerDensetsu]

1:25 that happens when you throw a dirty look at Chuck

[FerDensetsu]

@CrappnIdiotsPROD

dude you dont know what you're talking about. Bruce Lee has been the only one who could evade a Chuck Norris' kick, after that he died of remorse.

And my favorite Chuck's fact: Chuck Norris killed Lazaro and then Jesus gave him back to life... that's the reason why Jesus hasnt made his second coming

[guyq101]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a wepon Chuck Norris IS a wepon nice vid dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeathBoy239]

HA! roundhouse kick on Jax!!!

[ELNITRX]

Who the bloody hell is Chuck Norris?

[Alfamin]

how can you live after saying that..

Chuck Norris is your creator, he is god's father.

you have to say right now 1000 chuck norris facts or chuck norris will who to your house and will kill you with the cable of the wireless phone..

[robertoantoniohenriq]

but chuck norris still live and bruce lee ???

[foxpath7]

freaking insane

[cyraxthehedgehog]

Chuck Norris doesn't have the death stare.

Weegee is the one with the death stare.

[wtfan]

chuck norris can't be an mk character because before the game starts, the screen reads FATALITY, or better yet CHUCKTALITY

[shadow0444]

wow what a savage fatality

XD

chuck norris rulez!!

[saedwards20]

Nice video

[ellnats]

dude try to make him fight bruce lee

[k0stil]

where is da hat?

[ellnats]

is this metelackolips music

[RondoGuitarDude]

no... it is not.

[TheDorkySquirrel]

@ellnats ummm job for a cowboy dude

[RondoGuitarDude]

the chuck norris from the total fitness gym commercial has no hat.

[Blood200031]

@RondoGuitarDude how did you did this move

[owensentis]

@RondoGuitarDude he thought you were using the walker texas ranger chuck

[zztyrealzz]

great video but we all know chuck norris would win with 1 kick

[SLRMC93]

He dont need to kick he has..........................

THE DEATH STARE!!!!!!

Chuck norris was once denied a mcgridle because it was 10:35 at a Mcdonalds he round house kicked the mickey D's so hard it turned into a Wendys.

[UndertakerRIPDMW]

@zztyrealzz chuck wanted to be cool with them and give em a chance

[gerygordon]

This video realy isn´t funny!

[RondoGuitarDude]

well, to each his own.

[Wierdperson31]

Something is wrong. Chuck Norris's health bar is not full.

[RondoGuitarDude]

this has already been addressed.

[9898287872]

after chucknoris does a chick its not sex if she lives lol awsome vid

[speedosonic]

i notice racial slur

its norris's sword name

cd n*ggar

[RondoGuitarDude]

that's it. we wanted to name his sword after the black guy in Walker Texas Ranger. we couldn't remember fully which character that was. we thought it was CD, but that was actually the name of the older man.

[FatxManxMaggot]

This ending did happen and it's a fact!

[666DemonicAngel666]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

i love it :D

its genius :)

i love the song too :)

[firespin97]

wait...in round 2...CHUCK GOT INJURED!!! WTF 0:48 chuck norris is invincible, that is clone number #158276

[RondoGuitarDude]

he didn't get injured. you don't get to see it in this video, but he shaved just before the footage kicked in. yes, he shaved in the middle of a death match.

[AndyOmme]

of course with his huge badass sword^^

[RondoGuitarDude]

nah, he just roundhouse kicked himself. cause the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris.

[pivotman999]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[jfrulez1]

I though a person would die from only a single Chuck Norris-delivered roundhouse kick. Why did Jax survive?

[RondoGuitarDude]

because video games aren't advanced enough to comprehend chuck norris. if you've noticed, God doesn't exist in video games either. one must have a soul to even attempt to comprehend beings such as Chuck Norris or God.

[123698lol]

lol that's not chuck norris. Thats someone that has 1% of his blood.

[RondoGuitarDude]

chuck norris doesn't bleed

[KenBarlow32]

CHUCK NORRIS OWNS! What is the name of the song and artist, btw? Keep the MK videos coming!

[RondoGuitarDude]

thank you! it's called Bearing The Serpeant's Lamb by Job For A Cowboy.

[Metal94head]

the song is by job for a cowboy!!!!! great

[randome12]

my chuck has a tank top and a cowboy hat n_n

he fires a missle from his chast, does bycycle kicks, and summons lightning!

[TwilightFantasy0806]

this is incredibly unlreastic! chuck norris would have never lost.

[RondoGuitarDude]

whatchutalkin'bout Willis?

I don't believe he lost in any of these matches. Matter of fact, he won the tournament...

[uncrulez]

FUCK CHUCK NORIS!!!!!!

[theshredder39]

CHUCK NORRIS IS MORTAL KOMBAT!!

[PickPikmin]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[Andrew28b]

chuck norris doesnt play mortal kombat, people play the chuck norris video game.

[joshyredpepper]

did you know that if you listen "stairway to heaven" backwards you can listen chuck norris fucking your sister even though u don´t have one

[gumhead901]

i swear to god that i actually saw him kill sub-zero and then he slowly melted raiden with his piss that is a hybrib of acid and texan wisky

[RondoGuitarDude]

now which episode of walker texas ranger is this?

[RondoGuitarDude]

I know this was posted 2 weeks ago but I just thought of this. wouldn't he have killed Raiden, and melted Sub-Zero? I mean Sub-Zero is made of ice pretty much, it just makes more sense. but I'm not doubting Chuck Norris could melt Raiden.

[thepenguinator707]

Nah, he's saying Chuck pisses acid.

[cabre89]

whats song name?

qual nome dessa musica?

[cabre89]

Job For A Cowboy - Bearing The Serpents Lamb

^^

[wtf101]

Did you know that Chuck Norris doesnt shave?

he just kicks himself in the face, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

[Bignatelhs]

no cowboy hat?

[RondoGuitarDude]

nah. if I was making the Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris, then I would've put one on him. but i made the Total Fitness Gym/Movie Chuck Norris.

[RondoGuitarDude]

LMFAO that's hilarious. I'm stealing that one lol.

[NodDisciple1]

LOL @ Chuck Norris ending! :D

[lordlion17]

God in MK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gabrielvogel]

U should do a fatality with an roundhouse kick

[RondoGuitarDude]

yeah, that would've been pretty BA

[21Gigs21]

did u know that Chuck Norris deleted the recycle bin, that he lifted his chair while sitting, that he built his house in which he was born, he lost his virginity before his dad,he sneezes with his eyes open...

[RondoGuitarDude]

hey, I can do that last one!

...not as amazing as chuck norris though.

[tenaciousaj48]

I deleted the recycle bin one time... I can't remember how, but my dad was PISSED.

[NVK666]

JFAC\m/ btw chuck rulez

[GojiraProgeny]

=D

Chuck Norris + Job For A Cowboy= One sick ass vid, lmao!

[RondoGuitarDude]

thanks dude lol. I love how one of the heavier riffs plays just as Blaze is exploding.

[GojiraProgeny]

EXACTLY, lol

[Thawulf]

The ending had me laughing too hard. "After Defeating Blaze, Chuck Norris realized that everyone in the tournament was fat,so he gave them all Bowflexes to get in shhape."

[DrazokNights253]

max difficulty? =P

[Otep555]

chuck norris doent need a sword his life meter will never be that low......EVER

............EVER

[Tangointheface]

Chuck Norris has a tail, but if you start looking for it your face will be dirty in no time at all.

[pitobrain]

When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised!

[rorysgrrl]

what was so great about the ending?....r u 12 sweetie?

[RondoGuitarDude]

the ending @ 2.11, honey. i think the random series of events mentioned with the walker texas ranger theme playing is pretty darn funny. so does everyone I've shown it to. but whatever.

why, are you a pedophile?

[rorysgrrl]

this coming from a weirdo who 'imagines' video game characters having orgies companied with bloody death.

i grew up with the REAL arcade form of MK. lets try not to ruin it.

pedophile? ooooooo u know a big word. u get a gold star. ;)

[RondoGuitarDude]

I'm weird? you're stalking Christian Bale and seeking underage male companions on youtube. last time I checked, both were illegal.

I'm simply being creative. if you knew anything about that you would be a talented enough actress to have acting jobs and not have the free time to bullshit on youtube.

I grew up with MK arcade too. I'm pretty sure this video isn't going to soil it's name.

gold stars are for kids. whats next, cotton candy laced with date rape drugs?

[rorysgrrl]

it appears u have as much time as i do.;)

u have an overactive imagination, none of ur replies have anything to do with my original question and u appear to be the one obessed with children....can u give one reply without mentioning them???

oh and thx for looking at my profile!!! funny i didnt think to look at urs.

[XxcrappingxX]

stfu bitch