Dr Charlene Werner, homeopath, explains Cosmology and Quantum Physics

[Metal1989head]

I can't believe how wrong this all is... this shit makes scientists suicidal

[Gryffster]

How can someone be this stupid and yet still put one foot in front of the other?

[samjilling]

I flagged it as "Harmful Dangerous Acts" -> Other, because it is harmful and dangerous to peoples sanity, and anyone's education that is not knowledgeable to understand how wrong her physics (and not to mention Biology, Chemistry, Medicine and Logic) is!!!

[TheMonkeyMedicine]

And in one month, his symptoms cleared up?!@(#$*$& If they didn't, she would say "i picked the wrong remedy". If they do... on their own, she sais, "see it worked". UHGGGG

[TheMonkeyMedicine]

Jump in front of a bus and transform your energy into non-mass strings. After your strings have been dispersed across the roadside as the illusion of red pulpy meat parts, take a 1M arnica. You WILL transform into a previously better state.

[siddharthjoshi91]

she's a doctor in what? Pseudoscience and conning people?

[nahvkolaj]

immediately goes downhill @ 0:47

[FalsettoMachine]

She completely misunderstood E=mc^2.

Wrong from the word go.

[MiTheL2010]

This is science-blasphemy! Such dribble should be illegal to preach.

[BirdPhobia]

I am trying very hard to not shit my pants.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

If you collapsed the universe's materials together.....you'd get a supermassive black hole the size of a galaxy.

What a vapid cunt.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[PreyingMantisMan]

trololololololololol

[mirstobom]

Matter is really not zero- it is a vibration, but a slow one. So, M is a measure of vibration of energy. The slower the vibration the denser the body, and vice versa. This lady has got it. She explains the vibrational state of universe very good.

[PreyingMantisMan]

@mirstobom "explains (it) ... very good?" did you actually listen to anything she said? Like verbal diarrhea.

[rdoetjes]

Stephen Hawking didn't give us the string theory!

The mass of the universe does not fit in the size of a bowling ball, she can't even keep mass and matter appart DUMBASS. What is she a Dr in? Stupidity?

[spinynorman1982]

Let us be thankful for Stephen Hawkings, the second Einstein, and his "The String Theory".

[junitono1]

I think it's pretty obvious this lady does NOT have a doctorates in absolutely anything.

[Maxiator]

wow wat

what is she even talking about, mass is energy ? even an electron has mass

by her logic everything is energy and we can USE HUMANS TO POWER LASER GUNS FUCK YEAH

[thedoom523]

And gentlemen this is how troll logic was made.

[pianoplayeruk]

Great description of homeopathy!

This women explains this very well - and most of the comments on this page are made by copy-cat types who actually know nothing about this science but who love to give themselves an ego trip...

[devil238]

@pianoplayeruk okay so let's pretend this person has an argument. Let's pretend she's said anything of value in the past 8 minutes and it all makes perfect sense. Why has she not submitted her work to a university or anything? Why hasn't she written all this down and tried to have it published?

[pianoplayeruk]

@devil238

I made a public statement pure and simple - I wasn't entering into dialog with anyone nor do i intend to start now.

[inglebert123]

@pianoplayeruk nice troll. i think you actually have few people fooled with that comment.

6/10 for a decent effort

[smokesceen124]

come on people! she makes perfect sense?

[doeshokbok]

she uses many words and combines them into grammatical sentences .. but it makes absolutely no sense. And still I can imagine that certain people get a warm feeling inside when they hear this kind of fuzzyness. Ending in her story of a '30C' which has absolutely zero mass of the so-called active ingredient left in it.

[ThatEnglishFellow]

She wants to be a man of her word.

'nuff said.

[SibSpi]

Right...

Okay...

[bobbie001]

Why do I always want to punch people like this

[otissumnerbrown]

In terms of partical physics, she is a "Quark". (Murry Gellman)

[stuartpotter08]

Is this just an elaborate troll or is she actually this shit?

[TomFrankSurfs]

You do know what H20 is.

Fuck off, we're done here.

[Verpych]

If you say that mass is zero then the energy is too...

[ShortRoundMcFly72]

psyduck

[Frankenstrat247]

what the actual fuck

[Manyhigh]

This is freaking retarded as fuck...Give me enough money I'll buy all homeopathic medicin I can find, and drink/eat it in one go. I will probably gte diabetus, but that's from the sugar pills!

[Axminster0]

FUCK FUCK FUCK SO MAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

[VidProjector]

This is pseudo science on the highest level.

[gtagunner00]

Fucking magnets how do they work?

[DSAoftheSS]

I just had to favorite this because of how inaccurate it is.

[YeOldeHobo]

Why doesn't the sound work?

[FuutennoSenshi]

ಠ_ಠ

[IndyCub86]

"Dr" Fail

[xCHWinter]

Allowing for the idea that all the mass in the universe could be condensed into a bowling ball (which I sincerely doubt, even given that most of an atom is empty space) she just said that mass is negligible, so E=c^2. As it turns out, if you consider something to be negligible, that means it's assumed to be 0. If mass is 0 then E=0.

Good math.

[SirPwn4g3]

I don't know... when is light energy?

[morphic2008]

Who made her a doctor? The University of Making Shit Up?

[LagunaSlick]

The stupid......It burns!

[disrxt]

Did she just rewrite Einstein's equation, and say Dr. Hawking(s) invented string theory?? WOW! Never mind the homeopath crap, she makes stuff up about anything!This is a great tool for proving these folks are morons I have seen in quite a while. Epic fail!

[FordPerfect]

it all makes sense now. brb. got to carve "fancy that" on the side of my cock.

[H1sShadow]

this is a joke right?

[mazgazine1]

Charlene is making up a LOT of shit.. lol. Rambling is so much fun.

[spadgeful]

this bitch is fuckin dumb. But these people are way fuckin dumber to be listening to her. I guess it's not their fault they don't know any better, but god damn

[ellocotheinsane]

This is what it looks like when you introduce an idiot to the internet ... sad, sad, sad ...

look ... energy, einstein, physics, string theory, hawking(s) !? ... bla bla bla ... now buy water and call it remedy ...

[hurricanelullaby]

this is painful on so many level. Die Dr. Charlene Werner DIE! DIE! DIE!

[peterstayne9]

This video should be shown whenever the term 'pseudoscience' comes up.

[BigbLuebeard]

what the fuck was that?

[MuseManMike]

I found this video very difficult to fap to, until 5:45

[diablossmirk]

IDIOT.

[dabigkahuna777]

somebody please drop a bowling ball on this woman

[SirKlapTrap]

...what?

[JohnTheFabulous]

I think watching this video is giving me a contact high.

[Petertunes]

I don't even have to watch this video to know it's complete bullshit.

[yummyinmytummy09]

...I will follow your new religion Charlene Werner...All hail the Wernster!

[BeachYeti]

She's so pretty I can overlook the fact that she's a raving loon.

[SulphurTea]

I know mentally retarded dogs who are smarter than this

[Gezab]

what a gigantic idiot

[uttra123]

4:13 m'kay

[andrewyaoauatauabaea]

If M is near 0 wouldn't it not be canceled out, but turned into 0 and turn the right side of the equation into E=0?

Human cells have cell walls?

A bomb changes a buildings energetic state? I don't think it is going to either matter of energy, just absorbing some of the bombs energy.

[ryandrums1001]

I think she's missing the point of the equation =[

[ReykjavikTraceur]

@ryandrums1001 Well, I think she's completely fucking retarded.

[markinrs]

Protons and neutrons, not mass.

*facepalm*

[sufjanfan92]

this is hilarious

[wooger9375]

so what is the definition of disease? well its not mass!! I didn't think anybody said it was :S

[wooger9375]

fucking LOL!!!!!!!!! crazy bitch... please seek medical attention, DO NOT use homeopathic antipsychotics...

[Mancuniana]

oh dear

[linvik1]

I've had enough mass for an entire lifetime.

[essayreader2009]

"All the mass in the universe can fit in a bowling ball" because of E= mc^2

Holy...fuck... what the fuck did I just hear?

She also said because of that, mass is negligible. So then she said:

"Energy is equal to the speed of light" what the fuck, no it is not, it would be the speed of light squared.

Fucking nostalgic and I'm less than 2 minutes in.

[randomcitizen]

@essayreader2009 I don't think the mathematics is the issue in that particular point. The conclusion that that's why the vision system is so important is...well, there are no words to describe it really

[azngoku666]

this shit is so funny when you're drunk ahahha

"stephen hawkings gave us the string theory"

[iBenneh1]

Nurse? Nurse! Charlene Werner's out of bed and pretending to be a doctor again! 

[ElBeefcake]

So, does this chick actually have a doctorate?

[palimpsestransparent]

How I hate the misuse of science. She should be sent to jail for serious fraud.

[Malkohut]

what is the h2o shit, and who is this enstien chick?

[terrormachine78]

Lady, you lost me at Hawkings. His name is Stephen Hawking. Not Hawkings.

[FreeThoughtCrime]

@terrormachine78 Really? It took you that long. She lost me at "Dr."

[swpier29]

Homeopathic Medicine= PhD in astrophysics.

[Skitlus]

If I wanted to make a bomb, and I took all of these chemicals and I encased it in a cl.. a.. uh.. eh..eh.. encased it in a.. mmpop-uss, encased it in a.. you know, a bomb.

[JamesIIofEngland]

It amazes me how people can live in an immature, selfcentered fantasy world of stupidity if it helps them justify where their income comes from and makes them feel special.

[Stevobob]

You can take one variable out of a very short formula and the result will be the same. Trust me, I'm a hand-talker.

[MrQuackyducky]

I'm at uni doing astrophysics....this bitch is beyond belief

[benhoyle1212]

I can't believe I finished  watching this utter nonsense. But, I did spot a great quote, right at the end.. Dr [Ahem!?] Weiner states "It's miraculous..."

Yes that's right. The only way this tripe would work is by miracles! [or the placebo effect] ;)

[DrewWiggin]

This is flat heinous. I think the icing on the cake is her use of "diabeetus". Homeopathy can apparently also cure squeaky knees...

[nevilleanimusic]

Nutter.

[Antiluddite]

Homeopathy obviously doesn't work for diseases of cognition.

[Kuriku24]

If m -> 0, then E = mc^2 becomes E=c^2?? She needs her doctorate revoked, and she needs to put back in a basic algebra class where she can learn that 0 * c^2 doesn't equal c^2. Jesus christ, how stupid can you be?

[goatmanilla]

guys einstein was wrong ok?

[acfranklin08]

13 likes, 144 dislikes....what does this say about the video?

[aboveaveragefly]

I know as much about physics as she does and even I know she's full of shit.

[jonfitforbattle]

I think she's talking about how to do a hadoken

[crustymabiba]

That's it... I'm tearing up my physics degree right now. This world is hopeless. Fuck you morons.

[seriouslyWeird]

loooool how can someone even be that stupid

[Faffel]

Hahaha... "Stephen Hawkings".

Real scientific.

[Ubiquidade]

So the dog shits in your lawn and you blow up his house? You're crazy!

[ShabbelleTiger]

I feel like she is punching me right in the brain.

[clintallen123]

SHe's HIGH AS FUCK

[NoPointCreations]

Now I know I can cure my sinus infection with light, sound, and water. Thanks Dr. Charlene Werner!!!!

[Yolkalicious]

bozeman, mt hosts a lot of inflated egos, just ignore them.  unfortunately i had to live there.

[christophertelford]

The science in star trek is closer to reality than the shite coming out of this womans mouth.

[wortis1]

I now know what it feels to have my brain cry

[toasterbot]

Im glad homeopathy exists. Seriously.

Its a fantastic way of filtering out idiots.

[NotJust4Breakfast]

What a lot of pseudoscientific HORSESHIT.

[dongmaster2]

Oh so that's how it works.

[ScubaCampNL]

Bull manure has mass, so we can cross that out. Homeopathy is based on infinite dilution so there is no mass left of the original drug. Since both have no mass bull manure must equal homeopathy!

[BowlandForrest]

Incredible stupid.

[dchialvo]

This IDIOT could not be communicating this crap if science had reasoned the way she is.

No video cameras could have been invented, no computers, no nothing... please go back to the caves and enjoy your homeophaty...

[brpwrdnsfrnzy]

Call the loony police...

[santospb]

Homeopathy is not science, it's religion. She's just saying what she believes and that's all the sense she needs for herself.

[DaKarsy]

What a stupid piece of CRAP!

[chodaboy51500]

If you take TNT and sprinkle it into vial of water, shake it until it is diluted, then poor it out, fill it with water again, shake, poor it out. and fill it with water again and shake one more time, poor it on your roof. Viola, your house is now BOMB PROOF!

[Tenebra98]

I could not go more than 1:48... That was more than enough. The BS is strong in that one. She FAILS utterly in physics.

[GeordiSteve]

My ears can hear super-strings and bombs work through sucussion. The Stupid is strong in this one.

[richardellipsis]

there is lots of mass!!! oh, no there is isn't. oh dear. and that is why we see things in a visual format. at least we're made of vibrating ear strings that make cells, because without that we'd be just neutrons and disease energy........................­.......................hmm

[ricreis01]

I thought fraud was a crime in most countries.

Either this lady is using credentials she (clearly) does not have (Doctor?!?), or whatever college gave her a degree should be investigated for giving degrees through bribery.

Also, throwing words like Energy, Space or Einstein, incoherently in a sentence does not constitute scientific proof of anything.

Either way, it's fraud, and anyone that knows someone that died because of homeopathic "treatment" should sue the pants out of this lady.

[camshanks]

I lasted 1min 55 before giving up with that. How a person can get so much wrong in less than 2 minutes is beyond me. Pretty much everything that came out of her mouth was garbage. I dread to think, and I don't want to know where she is going with this.

[MrJasonbaxter1987]

I must have missed that lecture on quantum physics

[CymroGoch]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[suicidemonkeysquad]

Holy shit I've never seen anyone talking so much crap in such a self-confident way. I can just see the morons in the audience parting with their cash. She might as well be selling magic beans to these fools. Doctor????

[foxclown]

E = 0*c^2 = 0 Energy is a myth! It doesn't exist. PUahahha

[mrfairway75]

She is just trying to explain what the guys in the area of quantum biology are researching. Search for SSE Talks here on youtube for more info.

[otissumnerbrown]

The BEST idea would be for Charlene to post a video and explain that she did not understand fundamental science. But for an optometrist (4 years college, followed by 4 years of optometry) to make these statements is difficult to believe. How could anyone go through four years of optometry -- and not understand basic science??

[MrBlackEyedDog]

She must have sucked a quantum of dicks to get that doctorate.

[vishnudileep2000]

I would like to know which University gave her a doctorate.....

[sorry545]

shes a fucking mug

[rajatdesikan]

SHE IS AN IDIOT...what an impudent asshole...how the hell can she mislead so many people like this?

[rajatdesikan]

SHE IS AN IDIOT...what an impudent asshole...how the hell can she mislead so many people like this?

[luiseduardo586]

My God in heaven...in this happening in an developed country like it is the US.

Quantum has nothing to do with homeopathy, homeopathy doen't work...she just try to sell something, I bet she has written a book about the same kind of hogwash. 

[azn0blazn]

i want a doctorate in bullshit too!

[SkullVodka]

Does she still practice? If so, why does she not live in the mountains far, far away from civilization? How can she live with the shame of being such unbelievable quack and a flake? This was very hard to watch.

[fragglet]

Watch this video, then watch "Star Wars according to a three year old".

[ObjectMatrix]

What a nonsense!

[gideonfarrell]

This is one of the best things I have seen in... well, about ten minutes. Worth watching and re-watching for the comic value of her mincing maths. My favourite bit is: e = mc^2, m -> 0 therefore e = 0*c^2 === c^2. Apparently zero times a number is the same as the original number ... I can't believe that all these years I've been doing things wrong!

[sermoa]

@gideonfarrell apparently the squared doesn't do anything either. c^2 is just the speed of light. I don't know who the Stephen Hawkings fellow is who explained all this. It's certainly not something the theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking would endorse, i'm sure!

[gideonfarrell]

@sermoa I think he may be a little flattered that she attributed the invention of string theory to him, but beyond that.... I'm pretty sure she's right about everything. I mean, she is a doctor people, and Stephen Hawking is just a Stephen, so she must be right. Also, she had a patient, his knee squeaked. This proves that homeopathy works.

[theonetruekeeper]

i wish someone in the audience had sneezed really loudly and then said, 'excuse me, i'm allergic to bullshit'

[rasmAn2]

damn she is full of crap..

everyone who believes in homeopathy after listening to this should be taken behind the shed and shot

[dim19f]

The only relation between her and Einstein, is that she can be used as a mathematical proof of what einstein said about infinite stupidity...She poses great threat to humanity..We must remove her brain and build a machine to throw it away with the escape velocity...

[ritter4321]

My eyes and ears bleed. The pain will not go away. I need to energize my bowling ball and bomb my neighbor mr hawkings in order to get those floating Us from shitting in my yard.

[snackynak]

E = 0 * c^HUURRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[sketchymel]

Mmmmyeah.... I'm someone who thinks there might actually be some evidence that some homeopathic remedies can have positive results- but that was the biggest wad of straw-grasping, pseudoscience bullshit I have ever heard. It's certainly not the explanation that I was familiar with- that the remedies contain trace amounts of irritants that stimulate the immune system.

[KMallinson]

She is an all-out liar when she says that "the" definition of disease is when you transform your energy into a different state. She decided to spend 20 seconds saying intelligible things just so she could slip that in. I'm furious that this was apparently an audience of people who accepted her thesis.

[dingo8mahbaby]

She's an optometrist. In my experience, optometrists know more about quantum physics than anybody, including physicists and Stephen Hawking. In fact, this woman is so smart, she knows that Stephen Hawking's REAL name is Hawkings.

Actually, what this twat is saying makes absolutely no sense at all.

[MaddyRose94]

Jesus this should be illegal. How can FALSE MEDICINE be legal? Thank GOD the UK has stopped government funding.

By the way love; Hawking (not Hawkings) DENIES string theory, you CAN'T miss out the squared on the theory of relativity, cells DO have mass, and for God's sake YOU CAN'T IGNORE MASS JUST TO MAKE YOUR STUPID LITTLE STORY WORK!

You disgust me.

[thandeka16]

eeek - bad bad bad bad science!

[nergal133]

Stop. Talking. Please. Someone please take her doctorate away and get her a job at Wendy's.

[TooTiredToSleep]

@nergal133 -so- tragic I can only "thumbs up" this once...

[fowltor]

The first law of Homeopathy: Mass = Volume. Further proof that anyone who goes near this shit is ridiculous and stupid.

[G33kz0r]

What I want to know is which University/Diploma Mill granted her a doctorate, so I can stay as far away as possible.