Flux You
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From: wheezywaiter
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  • Oh now I HAVE to make a vlog ... just to spite you! :p

  • something nasty

  • Y must all things die young why i ask but as in the hour the days go shorter my heart my needs chicken:( say this

  • I miss free bagel friday. I miss it so much ;-;

  • I miss your old apartment.

  • I miss free bagel Friday.

  • 什麼的蛀蟲和亂搞之間的差異?

    蛀蟲通常不會亂搞。

  • @BrittOlinder this is in his old apartment. I know, I've always wondered the same thing cause all u see in his new one is the kitchen, bathroom and living room

  • whoa. this is so weird to watch now that he has a new apartment.

  • @RhondaAnaconda123 and a new couch!

  • @AJohnnymous How could i forget about the couch??

  • Why can't the man just buy a bagel himself.

  • You DO have a bedroom! I thought you slept on your new couch.

    And that was an AMAZING prat fall 3:09!!!

  • 2 years without bagle... record!

  • is ur boss brentalfloss?!?!?!?!

  • your boss could have a very profitable career as a stuntman.

  • epic fall! he should be a stuntman

  • DALEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O3O

  • Lesbian in ASL at 1:50

  • 42 people can go flux themselves!

  • I think your boss needs to start eating at home. ;)

  • DOCTOR WHO FAN FTW

  • Dear Wheezy,

    Will you marry me?

  • HAHA! FIRST REACTION!!!

  • I have the same exact lamp

  • Say "Something Nasty!!!"

  • O_O oh shirt...

  • THE GUY HAD A DALEK POSTER!!!

  • how does that not hurt him?!?!?!?!??! 3:06

  • "explosion wednesday is a thing"

  • "Adoro cuando el cafe esta listo!" (Spanish)

    "Adoro quando o cafe esta pronto!" (Portuguese)

  • I never really understood why people bother commenting on videos late but, I wonder if he says "shirt" instead of... well you know... and then just censors it AND WE'LL NEVER KNOW

  • Either say "It's Peanut-Butter-Yelly-Time...." like 100x times

    or

    "Ich liebe es, wenn der Kaffee fertig ist!" (German ^.^)

  • say I'm a valley girl accent, "like, omgoodness Trisha, you are soo funny!" (in head voice) "you are like sooo not funny."

  • ohmygosh. i love your settlers of catan mug!!! :D

  • @ukaszw Masz racje xD

  • I have no idea what are you saying betwen 2:04 - 2:08 and I'm Polish xD

  • Can You say: I Like Chicken 8]

  • SO FREE

  • except that Elena is not a common polish name, maybe she meant Helena, anyway pretty good pronunciation, listened to it twice and got it

  • i miss the boss so much

  • where does the door beside ur bed go.....

  • Say Brian Buttnugget =)

  • @stude444 brian buttnugget. NEXT!

  • maybe you said in polish: Elena, Michał kocha cie całym sercem. In english: Elena, Michael loves you with all his heart.

  • @ukaszw Polish looks so funny. Can you write something else in Polish? :)

  • Your boss was so good at falling over.

  • Your boss is so cool.

  • Haha a lighter fell on your boss!

  • sparkly winks!

  • did he just knock out kipkay?

  • say mahal na mahal kita. ....:) its filo. filopino

  • i havn't had a bagle in 12 years cuz my eagle keeps taking them

  • he said " i want more beer" :D

  • oregon punch!!!!

  • I love it !... yea whatever

  • Your boss is cute.... give him bagel, f'cryinoutloud!

  • I have never had a bagel in my life. They just don't have it in my country. Or mayby our bosses are really cheap...

  • Settlers of Catan coffee mug!

  • Your boss is awesome.

    That was his best fall yet.

    He can't just buy a bagel somewhere else?

  • Say: "has anyone ever been far as decided to use go want to do look more like?"

  • GOD your boss knows how to fall.

  • His falls are so epic. You might want to reconsider this because when he gets injured I think he's going to sue you

  • awww, poor guy. just let him eat the bagel

  • 0:11 - 0:14 "of course, a hundred and eight in your resivative and invoice. AI!" :P

  • What song is that at 3:02?

  • *wink*

  • This video reminded me that it is morning, and that i want a bagel, thank you for doing my thinking for me!

  • say: my favorite Kevin Bacon movie would be a tie.....between none of them ;0

  • always the same cup :P looool x

  • With the captioning, when he says it backwards (before the intro) it says alas hundred dead he will resonate in the woods

  • waezy say: i duan më shumë birrë

    this maybe fit you more: i duan më shumë kafe

  • Your boss is a great stunt guy. He's also a really cool boss to do that skit with you. He's also a really big dude, so he's extra cool for not wadding you up and sticking your skinny ass in that green bin. It's too bad that I am posting this comment from a post apocalyptic future where FBF is nearly a thing of the past.

  • I think he said dzienkuje somewhere in there, which means thank you.

  • Your boss is Kratos?

  • XD I havent had a bagel in two years

  • SAY FRENCH THE LAMA????

  • Wheres the door behind ur bed go ?

  • i don't know what he said in polish but im polish

  • DUMP HER XD LMFAO

  • i miss free bagel friday

  • !!!!!! I'm looking to fix my flux capasiter because Robbie broke mine. Or my plan to get rid of Tracy Fox is DONE! k thanks bye.

  • i love how he says bagel.

  • I miss free bagel friday :(

  • I R Trying to keep up with you! DANG! SO MANY VIDS

  • wow nice selling on the punch at the end

  • you should let your boss have a bagel, i fell kinda sad for him :(

  • Hei ka du gjer på?

  • Dude. Is your boss' hip okay?

  • Dramatic after the intro '' I was so young then'' you were only twelve second older

    I love you WHEEZY!!

  • Your boss is freaking awesome.

  • you can say " LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"

  • OMG ITS JIMMY FALLON!!

  • this is the video that made me subscribe

  • Your name

    Something Nasty

  • Say Alpha Kenny Body

  • @sugarrayrox OMG I KNOW THAT TRICK I TOLD MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL TO SAY THAT !!!

  • Dear Wheezy's boss, you need to eat you bagels on thursday! but don't tell craig!

  • 40 people haven't had a bagel in two years.

  • @AwkwardApplesauce its 42 now, wow 2 dislikes every ten months. haha and i LOVE your account name!!

  • Like I said; I love MICHAEL J. FOX!

  • Aww, I miss Free Bagel Friday. *Sad Nostalgia Overdose* :(

  • 3:02 through 3:16 EPICCC!!

  • was this the first video with the term "doobly-doo"?

  • @urgranddaddy Probably not.

  • THE GUY WHO WINKED HAD A DALEK POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND.

    WIN.

  • i can honestly say that i've never been so happy that the coffee was done that i pushed my bed in front of a door then messed it up. now i have to waste the energy from the coffee making it again.

  • Im Polish but I have no idea what you said, it didn't even sound Polish.

  • how do you keep your mug so white with all that coffee u drink?

  • @MissRubyRuby its called a good quality mug/glaze, and washing it once your finished don't let it sit or it stains, unless its like really good quality mug/glaze but washing it straight away is always a good idea, also weezy drinks black coffee and milk tends to stain even the best of mugs/glazes so if you have milk in coffee the stains are coffee colored, problem solved ;)

  • 0:31

    You are a wizard o.o

  • SXEPHIL!

  • That was a glorious fall

  • say hoanfjvrjtooo hakghd Anfufor Brourn Adhrifm qaswr zxvuur gjorcmr anfhri gotrrl weir ero rnes tje yfjkr sykpb cuz i love you. Bye.

  • jiggawhat? jiggawatts

    ahahah

  • @rimiwhat ahhahahaha

  • That guy is seriously good at falling.

  • I never realized this until today. He's doing all his filming stuff from his bedroom.

  • Ted off how i met you mother?

  • Your Boss is Awesome!  :D

  • i like how when your boss is falling down after you punched him a knife is just bouncing around

  • 1:20 to 1:32 is like a fabric softener comercial.

  • your boss chin is weird...

  • i cant grow a beard, so you should grow a much larger one

  • 'i havn't had a bagel in 2 years' haha its funny but in rebuttal GO AND BUY ONE YOU CHEAP BASTARD (directed at craig's boss NOT craig)

  • hahahaha

  • Alas, hundred dead, he will resonate in the woods.

  • You should say Midgets will rule the world

  • Your poor boss.

    I hope that one faitfull day he will be rewarded with a dozen bagles

  • wheezy i hope you car doesnt explose, because then there would be nothing to look forward to every week day.

  • thumbs up for back to the future

  • 今私はベーゲルを食べたいです。

  • Oh! Tak! Dzien Dobre Wheezy Waiter! Jak się masz! Tylko, muszę powiedzieć, twój polski jest słaby. Do widzenia! :)

  • @paulraszewski  haha on i tak nic nizrozumie :D i English it means haha he not gonna understand it anyway :D

  • @paulraszewski haha on i tak nic nizrozumie :D in English it means haha he not gonna understand it anyway :D

  • say. "not my name and not something nasty"

  • XD hilarious

  • ROFL! You're poor boss!

  • Lmao.Love your reaction to the wink

  • my birthdays tomorrow!

    but im not turning 30...

  • it means

    lena (her name) love you with all her heart.

    no, ja moge gadac po polsku!

  • weezy the car noise is oil problem: ) try to change it or sumething

  • I'm polish and i didn't undarstand what you said at all. Only the word "heart" - serce in polish.

  • Are... Are you having a blanket-gasm?

  • Lena, Michał czeka całym sercem - Lena, Michael waits with all his heart.

  • HOLY phhhh... SPARKLY WINKS! XD

  • "Something nasty" :P

  • 3:14 wait did a knife nearly fall on your bosses head? dude.

  • Seriously, every free bagel Friday that I've seen your boss has som f the most amazing flips, this one is what I would call epic.

  • That was a pretty freakin' epic fall.

  • WOOOAAA

  • your boss rocks

  • Epic punch

  • I make video everyday

  • 2:05 - I'm Polish and haven't the slightest idea what you said, lol.

  • Nice boss you got there. Bad employee. LOL

  • i would like you to say "rolf gtg brb" in a high pitch voice and" lol lol ollo lol ollo lol lol lol lol" in a low pitch voice. ohh, and then remix it!

  • say : Maine am sa ma sinucid!

  • Haha You make any bad day a better day

  • dump her! movin on. hahaha ps only edward cullen dazzles people

  • Epic slow-mo laugh! It reminds me of a this obscure movie villain... First name: Jabba. Middle name: the.

  • Can you say please: "not your name, and somthing nasty."?

  • That was a particularly good landing by your boss.

  • back to the future <3