saturday night live: keanu reeves knows kung fu

[mraldrain]

full length version just added to my channel!!

[km9OOO]

Chris Kattan's Ricky Martin in this skit might be an even worse impression than Ferrell's Trebek.

[RonJammin]

Wow, that was better than Spider-Man 3!

[parisloverful]

wtf did I just watch o.O

[DropkickIrish]

@parisloverful Way to beat a tired ass comment to death!!

[Uncrazamatic]

Keanu Reeves kung fu in the Matrix is behind the hole planking craze!

[Mrcool210]

HOLY SHIT KEANU REEVES IS SPIDER-MAN

[KingOfKingz819]

tobey maguire wtf

[1foottall]

I think it's Seth green. Isn't it?

[thekingsean92]

@1foottall It's Tobey Maguire

[1foottall]

@thekingsean92 oh okay, his jawline is looking very much more defined here than usual. i coudn't tell.

[HuntersMoon73]

About when was this broadcast - what year? Thank you. Tobey looks pretty young, but then... he still looks young.

[care4rfallen34]

Excellent!!! And now here is Napoleon and Joan of Arc!

[SuperUCanDoit]

Very good !

[bluenose18738]

@thisismyshiz its called a shadow u fucking retard

[atlasshrugged2u]

That was great!

[ryry69888]

@thisismyshiz

No, I believe it's "Burt Reynolds"

[jculver1674]

@ryry69888 That's not Burt Reynolds, it's Turd Ferguson.

[mwest2004]

32 people don't know kung fu

[COCAROACH666]

Does anybody know where I can find this whole clip? I've been searching but I can't find it :(

[mdfootball4ever]

He looks like the guy that plays spider man

[aualga]

@mdfootball4ever that IS the guy who played Spiderman.

[cruisereevesbarnesXD]

@mdfootball4ever thats because he is, tobey maguire

[K9mc100]

30 people do not know Kung fu.

[BurnRoddy]

Bitches don't know bout my Kung Fu!

[CZRXCZR]

How could Spiderman not know Kung Fu?

[xgirlxinsidex]

I LOVEEE HIM xD

[Rougamaru]

keanu-"I don't know kung fu."

trebek-"for the last time, YES you DO!"

*HEAD-A-SPLODE!*

[awtrbmamfacahpf]

DUCKHOP. Search it on youtube. watch first hit..

[coopercastille]

hey look it's spiderman!

[chipsamy]

LOL Tobey is hilarious! this was before Spiderman movies?

[iRenz0]

he is...ron burgandy?

[dubs19842009]

@iRenz0 Yes he is.

[dim432]

its a scene from the matrix.

"no you dont"

[asf7sg89]

I wish these sketches were still around because IBM's Watson computer would be hilarious in a duel versus a frustrated Sean Connery.

Violence would ensue.

[SnakeSkin950]

Wow I didn't know Tobey Maguire was funny.

[MrLittlebit13]

IIIIIIIIIIKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW­WWW kungfu

[NForcerSA]

GODDAMN COPYRIGHT BULLSHIT! Funny stuff, but damn copyright shit sucks!

[gopconservative78]

Give me Ape Tit for $200

[illf8ted]

wtf, why would you only do a 17 second video, your an idiot, i want my 17 seconds back, I hope you get hit by a car

[riverlove15]

@illf8ted if i put the whole thing up it will get taken down by youtube

[kozmon0t]

@riverlove15 Try flipping it backwards and de-syncing the audio just a little bit

[eileenluvsdod]

@riverlove15 i have thr link if anyone wants it

[beatlesfan397]

@illf8ted and you are an asshole.

[DavieDave59]

@illf8ted dumbass! if he put it up then it would get taken down and his account could be banned. stupid fucking asshole.

[RD4EVER100]

@illf8ted your a moron

[fragglepossem]

he doesnt look a thing like keanu, but he's got the johnny utah accent down to a t.

[94jg]

God I LOVE this skit! Maguire actually looks a lot like Keanu

[alexrogers411]

Eleventy-Billion dollars!

[eg1201]

awesome!!!!!

[kspeedian]

I shall choose balloons for 200 if you please.

[gongfumaster]

...still appears to be doing taii chi...

[AnotherOneOfYou]

Actually, he does know kung fu :3

[mjfrier]

@ChrisAndJustin467 toby mcguire

[chrisandjustin467]

who is playin keanu

[Milanao]

@chrisandjustin467 maguire

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

I wonder if Jeff Davis watched this episode so he could use the "Keanu Reeves on Jeopardy" act for the Whose Live Anyway tour...

[facotime]

has anybody know this that keanu reeves talks like that all the time in his movies 

[kspeedian]

@facotime umm.. keanu reeves talks like that all the time... period. that's how he speaks. it's a southern california accent.. think like... the way they make people playing surfers in movies talk.. but yeah it's an accent.. which IS totally normal.. but his voice, plus how dumb he is (he really is dumb in real life.. search interviews if you dont believe me lol), plus all the weird things he says makes you forget that half a state talks (at least sorta) like this.. lololol

[bobo577]

I know Kung Fu

[alotaskittlez]

IMPRESIVE NEGATIVE 32,000 DOLLARS, good job :D

[TheCottonTop]

Keanu Reeves maybe stupid but Tobey is the faggiest superhero ever.

[512thc]

@TheCottonTop why?

[Rvshem]

ELEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS

[jcp083185]

Man Saturday Night Live used to be the shit, not so much any more.

[XassyBill16]

omg tobey maguire is so cute <3

[ydneah13]

I want to see the whole thing :(

[guitarraelectrica]

For the last time: No, you don't!

[fpfarto259]

Later in the show Tobey impersonated Screech (from Saved by the Bell) and it was HILARIOUS =D

[FremontMetalHead]

This is a horrible impersonation. His face moves WAY too much to be Keanu.

[judyrusso]

Toby is just too damn cute.

[xSXNx]

what ep is this? been looking for it

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

Oh, Tobey Maguire. how can you not love him after watching this?

[shadowflower93]

@xpledgeturnprestigex OH MY GOSH! HE IS SO FUN! He always reminded me of a little kid haha

[DarthKrattus]

Maguire is more expressive than Reeves

[PrinceTrexus]

Isn't that Tobey Maguire playing Keanu Reeves in this?

[ianisamonkey]

@PrinceTrexus ya lol

[Ziggman2g]

yup

[cab00se447]

@PrinceTrexus Yes it is!

[xXROCKERSONICXx]

@PrinceTrexus yea it is XD

[AbstractPoetNerd]

@PrinceTrexus Yep, hilarious

[Phillycursed]

@PrinceTrexus I was just thinking that

[LoneHatake]

@PrinceTrexus yes, yes it is. lol

[Raizo216]

@PrinceTrexus yeah he was tobey maguire .... thats really koooll

[GeekingForJesus]

@PrinceTrexus I was thinking it looked more like Tobey Maguire.

[512thc]

@PrinceTrexus DUh

[danpats1]

@PrinceTrexus duh

[eg1201]

@PrinceTrexus  yes it is

[rendros88]

@PrinceTrexus Alex Trebek.....Will Ferrell

Sean Connery.....Darrell Hammond

Keanu Reeves.....Tobey Maguire

Hilary Swank.....Jimmy Fallon

Ricky Martin.....Chris Kattan

Chad Lowe.....Chris Parnell

[DaLukkyBoi]

@PrinceTrexus No, I think it's Mike Myers.

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

@PrinceTrexus yes

[JakerO4]

is it iced tea?.

NO its HOT TEA.

well than i have no idea

[euginam91]

spot on

[Ecksntrick8]

I know the heights on SNl celebrity never are close. A 5'8" maguire playing a 6'1" Reeves. But, it's not about the height..

[MonacoBlast]

Is the hot tea hot or cold?

[colourmeturquoise]

hahah love toby as keanu

[danguhz0n3]

is it iced tea?

[Atpaw]

No! It's HOT TEA!

[danguhz0n3]

@Atpaw well then i have no idea.

[pineappleshamama]

which episode is this? I must see the full lmao

[Chrrayden3]

Spiderman hittin the Matrix!

[HJTE01]

i know kung fu

[MaliciousMalice]

For the last time, no you don't.

[MisterMisc]

They should've got Tobey to imitate Keanu for Speed 2.

Probably should've done the same thing for Matrix 3.

[wiccaprincess24]

LOLXD Keanu is so adorable!<3

[dbray1]

toby maguire win......

[OohappybunnyoO1]

lol i love snl it's funny as hell everytime

[Sketchy2009Studios]

Whats Spider-Man doing on the set?He should be at the 100 dollar budget set!

[Katokijime]

is that a Johnny Mmemonic reference?

[tubelev]

Matrix ;)

[FireChronos]

"For the last time, No, you don't!"

XD

[bub777]

Perhaps one of the most memorable Matrix lines...

[assWompingMadNess]

that toby dude was actually HILARIOUS in snl...this whole skit was funny as hell

[Dolly248]

He does such a good keanu..sounds exactly like him.

Hilarious. I love SNL.

[guardie456]

you got to love tobey mguire lol he is sucha geek lol (:

[2bored2care23]

yo is that tobey maguire?

[ImLolaYo]

Yes it is :)

[bishamon74]

omg r u serious

[bishamon74]

yep that is tobey maguire, omg i just realized that

[poops1]

you know keanu had to be pissed at this, another actor straight up mockin the fact that he's seen as bein an idiot LOL.....

[experzen]

dead on

[stevenbyrne56]

lol he sounds exactly like him "I know kung fu"

[xsolent]

its bcause u want to suck his cock off

[softcelltainted22]

tobey pws lolz

that is so funny

[rjphammond]

i haven't a clue as to why this stupid clip is funny but it somehow is. lol

[hannaremnant]

I'm trying to figure out what makes keanu reeves comical...it's probably all based on an external image rather than who he really is.

[aus1121]

whoa

[Riiot19]

LMFAO its funny as hell

[Flamejoker16]

Where can I see the whole sketch? Could someone help me?

[JWSCIS]

funny or die

[Norbert2]

@Flamejoker16: There is a torrent "Saturday Night Live

SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy" of 807.95 MB that contains _all_ of them.

[gkirk609]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MusicalSoul25]

ROFL

[me5g435rg]

i always loved the jeopardy skit

[poops1]

LOL i dont care much for tobey, but that impression was AMAZING LOL

[SpiderboyUSA]

holy crap! toby and will in a skit together

[poops1]

especially how hes really tryin to show that keanu is a dumbass LOL

[SeanConnery9000]

LOL. Tobey McGuire is playing Keanu.

How funny.

[ichigo0383]

thats what makes it funny in my oppinion (lol onions)

[SeanConnery9000]

Yeah.

[lambie1985]

fuck off ! i didnt recognise him lol thats savage

[DarkvindFromIllier]

The best reply for an indirect insult. "I know kung fu."

[TheScrabbleKing]

The best reply to the reply for an indirect insult. "For the last time, no, you don't."

[Mrbaseball2217]

Keanu reeves was an impressive -$32,000 dollars. I know kung fu. For the last time, no you don''t.

[PerennialLucidity]

way to quote the only dialog.

[DirEnGay]

I don't understand quoters. What's the point? It's not amusing reading the text you've just heard, not in the slightest. It's almost like they're proud they understand what has been said and we should all hi-five over it.

I bet he enjoyed quoting this the next day in school/work to see the confused look on everyone elses faces.

[Bluvs28]

i agree with you and all, but erm, its not like any of the comments on youtube mean anything anyway...includiong this one.

[kdforlife]

This is of the best comments I've ever read on YouTube.

[King2123]

Tobey Maguire is gay

[Hegonta]

Is that who that was? I thought it looked just like him.

[alrei]

thats spiderman toby..

[Harrrystrilic]

You asshole tobey maguire isn't gay you dumb fuck

[Harrrystrilic]

and what the fuck does tobey maguire have to do with this video anyway... and he can't be gay you fuck... he has a wife and a daughter...!!!

[Ksquared068]

get a fucking life

[DirEnGay]

I didn't post it and I died. I wish I listened.

[Shantheman08]

Who is playing him, he looks so familiar I just can't figure it out?

[xyang85s]

spider-man i think

[PsycheP]

tobey maguire

[Shantheman08]

Cool Thnx that's what I thought

[Robin241990]

yep

[dylan72510]

wow the voice

[LizzyExtreme]

were they angry people who hated spamming? lol

[MalibuBarbieLives]

haha the voice was so good

[Atomic91]

and you're dumb enough to actually believe it.

[tremmortrevor]

keanu reeves is neo and that makes him awesome

[Surfanimal1990s]

Everbody likes celeb jeopardy,thanks will ferrell your so funny as trebek,LOL tobey maguire being keanu reeves,LOL so funny.

[milnusthegnome]

ROFL

[Noveltooner]

Great skit, but the best SNL JEOPARDY! send-up was 1975's JEOPARDY! 1999 with Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman, Chevy Chase and, of course, original JEOPARDY! announcer, Don Pardo. NBC had just cancelled JEOPARDY!; its last daytime show aired the day before. Parts of the discarded JEPOARDY! set including the game board were moved to Studio 8H for the skit. Ironically, when Merv Griffin and NBC pulled the 1978 version, NBC reran the same Steve Martin SNL show with JEOPARDY! 1999.

[pedalbike]

Great fin skit!