Blow Up Dolls For Everyone!

[zertekgaming]

u stupid sexy whore id fuck urr mouth u dumb kunt eat my asshole slut

[tonypiecuzpan]

Goddess

[k0nrichmond21]

hey be yourself for you forget every other doucch bagg and sexual coments shouldnt be told to someone if you dont even know them or rude coments period

[TheXboxGuyz1]

xD

[itsait]

lol ok so I think this is my favorite of your vids

[pirotechnics69]

i am with you people should not do that to you :)



[ohmaryjane]

I run toward the fights,lol

[ohmaryjane]

LOL LOL

Lay the law down;)

Wow,u are sexy

[wlwrk4fd]

I bet you have a beautiful singing voice.

[Sk8terDude3000]

OMG You rock!

[cleesh]

I know you said not to, but I wasted my time watching this WHOLE video :(

hahah

[emotuba33]

Amen! Preach it girl! *starts humming a southern baptist tune*

:P

[xstrx1125]

Great vid fuck all those perverts that are nasty as fuck keep up the good vid :)

[flyaroundtheroom]

haha keep it topical

so only lotion, aloe vera, rubbing alcohol and coconut oil please :)

[SillyPack]

lol XD

[adibaza]

@tzareh you are sooo right haha

[Tzareth]

Getting angry at stupid crap has made this woman into a lesbian.

[TheSvr2010fan]

really have to wondor why she a lesbo mabye all the just said fuck her she not good looking enough and she left to be a carpet mucher shame but i can see why no man would want her

[Changstax]

its like watching happy tree friends. thats the best comparison i can make. ive watched almost everything they had.i cringe at every episode.

trolls are mean.

you should send blow up dolls to mr motocross.

[wtfgannaon]

I WATHCED THIS VID, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS ABOUT!

all i know is your boobies are good

[xxPr0totypexx]

I lol'd. This is one angry fucking lesbian. xD

[tcade25]

Don't let them haters get to u girl.Your awesome and your channel kicks ass : )

[MrBehemothcat]

Maybe a bit OT, but can anyone explain to me why one of the most uncommon things on this planet is called common sense?

[Bentbrokentheory]

Lmao People are stupid. She can do what she wants. You can too... but the point is this is the place where shes allowed to complain...its her channel. YOU don't have the right to complain, because you don't have to be here you don't have to watch, you can just leave....Lol Come on people logic...common sense...it's not that hard.

[Peachy0124]

stfu u control freak bitch. you dont make rules for a channel, people wont listen to it. You have to except hate and move on instead of expecting people to listen to your strict rules. people come to youtube to get away from rules and school and work not to go back to rules and bitches. you think your so cool and awesome, but honestly i feel bad for you, because your eago is way to high for the way you act and look. Please stop for all the dumbass's who keep watching you. thats the truth.

[gd303uk]

i am Blocking this for sure.

[WeirdAl68]

hilarious vid!

[Colormebadd17]

Okay to nemesis5m ...its called a vlog that involves talking... go figure.

[AguilaDeMedianoche]

"One angry fucking lesbian."

XD

Sorry, just made me laugh.

[flexo113]

can u send me a  piece of sexi plastic blow up doll mafia

[Lasse192873]

She must be a troll

[xramb1e0nx]

You are so funny Michelle. I wish those people would grow up! You don't deserve that.

[yourlineofire]

rules ≠ internet

[failerrr]

Shhhh. : (

[pathankhan39]

so much barkin for nothing

[bandanacan24]

shutt the fuck up.

[nemesis5m]

wtf ur so fucken talkative !!!

yap yap yap

u just never stop

and by the way i stopped at 1:00 i just couldn't take it any more

[TruthWielder]

The "rules" of your channel.

....

Jesus.

[hosweetim89]

Goddamn lesbians. They take our women and bitch.

PS. Your pretty hot.

PPS. Where's my doll?

[abzde]

Definitely a lesbian.

[singerbabee14]

I love you Michelle! You are such an amazing lesbian and such a role model! you are just awesome. love ya!

[SNL0907]

Could be like that episode in Seinfeld: "Vincent's video pick's" (or whatever).

You might find out that some of those people making those nasty remarks, are 14 yr. olds living at their parent's basement. So juvenile!

[kellyg5]

ROTFL!!! I can't believe no one forced me to watch this... I totally did it willingly! And damn... what do I need to do in my videos to get such great pick up likes like "Id like to punch her in the side of the head while saying youre hot" no really... I want to know I NEVER get comments like that! LOL

[Ziphorax]

haha i went to your channel for the first time EVER. and i was like "hmmm blow up dolls. this will be a funny video". but it was like the opposite. but i ll watch some more cos they look coolish =D

[kissingviera]

i friggin love you!

ahhh haha you fucking crack me up.

keep layin down the law chicka!

<3

[SpazzzDog]

Nice ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[samtastic333]

you remind me of my history teacher. thats not a good thing.

[Emily91203]

your so awesome

i love you

keep the haters out of mind cause you rock

[WingedSageHorus]

You are fabulous, darling! Love your posts!! <3

[Niiiccoleeee]

Wtf some people are STILL sending loser comments?

Yourr awesomeeee!!! :D

I think its awesome that you said you cared to. and yeah!:D

[blackquiver]

lol.umm im not laughing annymore cause of the sick comment.of hitting wemon.ok i feel bettewr now.lol

[leestrigz]

hahaahahaha OMFG NOW that was funi, seen a couple of ur vids but that one got me rolling on the floor.... evri1else clearly thinks ur great so u know wot fuk em ther dicks anyway :)

[damoser]

note to self: video responses must remain topical, do not ingest.

sorry, i had to say it.

[HotSexcGyal]

lmao some ppl r so sad

[d1esl0winnit]

its true you know in the first few seconds of the video whether you will like it or not. ironically as i was fast forwarding it to see if anything interesting happened, eg her tits fell out or her voice suddenly became less annoying, i accidently skipped straight to that bit then switched it off.

[ashlockk]

hahahaha fuunny giggity... gu

[1073kat]

hahahaha youre funny, don't get too caught up on comments.. people don't really put much thought into it.

[belZion]

You are tha bomb! You remind me so much of my best (girl)friend.

Don't let the bastards get you down! Obviously you don't, but i just wanted to say that.

Keep being you're funny, sarcastic self and I can't wait to see you again!

- Thomas -

[Roofuss12345]

i dont want a blowup doll mabye you can send one of those pussy flashlights...lol

[razotan]

go mama beaver keep 'em in line!

[kkmandip]

Ha ha...this is one the funniest videos i've watched. Michelle, contrary to the bad comments you got, I would like to say you are one of the hottest lesbians i've known and you are totally my type and i would date in a heartbeat. and yeah u were great on afterellen!

[overeighteenaccountf]

this was the funniest video I have EVER watched on youtube... :-) keep up the good work

[jeepo88]

I just think that people who write bad comments are just bored and they do it on every video they watch. Most of the time they don't really mean what they say, just like retards.

Someone wrote a comment that this chick is ugly!!? that doesn't make any sense, because why would that person click on the video to watch in the first place.

[SteeleaFan]

I wrote something about how men really just want manequins.....I'll send it in a message.

[emoboisrule]

to quote SynysterGates30

Marry me?

[Tifanix]

LOL at those comments!!!!

love you! =)

[LiikeOhEmGee]

This video made my day. You are awesome! =)

[SynysterGates30]

Marry me?

[gabatron1234]

i love your channel. your funny too:) cervical cancer on ya tongue?!?! WTF! dat person is obviously a dumshit like the rest of the people that give you crap in their comments. U RULE!!!! LOL:):)

[biggzy2010]

you guys need to get a grip all she is doin is getting shit off her chest . yall need to chill out. and chick i dont know your name but the people on here just wanna give u something to talk about to make them feel special. keep doing you

[ApsisApocynthion]

Ah crap. You're a lesbian? That's too bad.

[LenoreAlbakirk]

this is not really on topic, but OMG i love your hair! okay, my randomness is done. i hope you continue to do your thing on youtube cause you are awesome!

[Shoes454]

Keep up the good work. Keep it real.

[Pixyvision]

I agree with everything you said, and I also abide by those same rules on my channel. :D

[Quitarias]

It seems logical but (no offense meant) you somehow made it seem very creepy. Then again it's probably just me.

[EricSmyth14]

reminds me of Kathy Griffen

[cnycarnut]

ok cervical cancer on your tounge? this could be the dumbest statement ever! theis implies that you would have a cervix for a tounge. what a douche!!!!

[chrisalv14]

ew cant believe i found a total sket on youtube! ahh u speak like a fuckin teacher, one of those bossy bitches!

[Shoes454]

If you got a problem with it, just don't come to this channel ever!

[masqueradevlogger]

Absolutely Brilliant!

[dragonskankin]

the best comment i ever saw on a girls video was-nice lips they would look great on my cock, um yeah that makes you attractive to the opposite sex NOT, you shouldnt even waste your time responding to these idiots. great videos keep it up

[pmligotti]

OMG, i just love the way you talk, the way you speak your mind with clarity, i actually truly LOVE the way you whine, it's wonderful to hear it because it's totally authentic. An authentic real person, in this world but not really of this world. So special!

[paigecathryn]

I love how you speak your mind.... tell people to f*** off. We need more people like you. :)

[malins03]

I love your sarcasm, I'm addicted to it myself :)

[nalexander21]

great. brilliant. i will comply with the rules. I hope.

[SinkyStuff]

you could be a stand up comedian

your voice is soo friendly :L

your so funny im literally rofl ing right now :L:L

lol

xo

[gemma198808]

You should be a lesbian...lmfao...just joking....but you are very attractive. I wish that I had a cam.

[jjackson451]

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[jmlaz07]

I agree with your rules of your channel. GREAT post!

[SeouljahPride]

yea the cancer bit and punching you in the side of the head was pretty messd up, but you have to admit the response by azrienoch was pretty HILARIOUS

gotta have a sense of humor too

[penguinworm]

You don't need any rules, just block whoever you want. Block me, even!

[1964CivilRightsLaw]

I,d eat the peanuts out of ur shit but i,m allergic to peanuts lol,,,very funny video,,,5/5 ***** ,take care

[elpipo4u]

yo seriously...this was the funniest f'in vid ive seen all day. :-) way to go!

[indiemyeverything]

You're videos are fucking great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and...Seriously. People should just fuck off.

;D Thanks for the lulz.

[tempemonkey2323]

Wow you are annoying....

[james51large]

hey you bi

[TheProfessionalsShow]

three simple words (which, in and of themselves, are three simple words, but... not any more since i wrote all this.... anyway, here they are):

you go girl

[geekofsteal]

I completely agree with what you`re saying!!

All the while, I was looking at your rack

to avoid eye conact!! lol

Respect. peace!

[rctfanatic]

You are awesome! Keep up the good work! :)

In case you're wondering, I found you from Jabazzy.

Haha! "Just send them a personal message and tell them 'Hey, you suck!'"

[AkiraOni]

LoL, ok... I'll give you that your funny. You do ramble a bit, but I understand where your coming from. My fellow men are human... humans are inherently stupid. Now watch as I grunt like a gorilla

[melowar78]

OK You don't like passing comments from men. What would you recommend to men who would like to get inside a womens pants immediatly? Do you hate men because your gay or is it your gay so you hate men?

[myway59]

I think im in love with you...you make youtube good O.O

[SpickleSpank]

Man... people suck...

[skralljt]

PRETTY HOT, TL:DR

[Redarthas]

Good job. Show the bitchy people that you don't give a fuck about them. 5/5 and fave.

[cricketmsv]

Yeah, so I came here because I saw Tea Time. This was really long, but your griping was actually enthusiastic and interesting enough to make me laugh a bit and keep my attention for 7 minutes!

[xBlazex939]

heyy nice job at laying down the law ur so funny. the way u said it kinda reminded me of myself cuz i get like a bitchy smartass like that too. and if ppl dont like ur videos they shouldnt be immature lol if u get upset that u watched it y would u take time 2 post a commit! ps lets get cancer on our tounges 2gether lol

[hellohannahkitty]

I thoroughly enjoyed watching this video of you laying down the law of your channel!

I don't find you to be a bitch, abut yes you do have a sarcastic humor, BUT it is that of one that is catchy and fun and not to be taken offensively.

I will definitely be subsribing to your videos and keeping my eyes and hears open for future goodies. :)

[shadowwolfie85]

I love your inflextions and gesticulations, they really help bring the essence of you!

I think they're fair rules, cant see why people find it so difficult to not break them!

[ThatGabe]

"wrap your hair around my tool" hahaha!!! there are some absolute crazies in this world, jesus! "Play nice in the sandbox" yes, I'll take my qualms to the youtube fight ring, haha. Good vid! - Gabe

[ehuus0000]

while watching this there was a ad from google about seeking lesbian love. good video though

[masterchuck117]

I bReAk RuLe NuMbEr 1 WiTh My HaRd CoCk - luv u <3 =p

[LegendaryRNT]

wow we are almost alike in alot of ways

[krystalmanor]

well i get nasty comments too about the war of 1812 video i put for the fact that there wasnt any anywhere on youtube. they tend to say things are wrong about the war in their view but i tend to listen rather than disbute them for i dont mind the kind of opinions they have

[jmarkula]

arent you a bit control freak?

[johnswackyworld]

good video...people love to know about the sex lives of others..probably because they are tired of their own! so funny about the guy wanting to..ummm.....enough..i dont want to end up in yourt block list..lol

[kepz3r0]

ummm 2 things firstly i find it slightly humourous that sumone would come to a channel named anythingsarcastic and bitch about sarcasm... its like going to a butchers and complaining u can only buy meat..wtf...

ok and secondly... i didnt get my blow up doll is there a lin i have to stand in??

haha no kidding nice blog! i like the direct excuse me but screw you attitude

hi 5

[RosieAngell]

You can get cervical cancer on your tongue. A strain of HPV that causes cervical cancer (HPV-16 & 18) can also cause oral cancer, which shows up on the underside and lateral borders of the tongue.

[YoureStrange]

Damn, wasted 0:02 seconds of my life. >.>

[oelergodt]

haha, we're so different when it comes to the argument part. I always find it boring to agree with people and sometimes find myself argueing for stuff I don't even mean - you know, just to create a lil drama.

God, I'm such a whore for attention!

btw I've been watching some of your vids, because you're just so beautiful that I can't help but to click 'em whenever they pop up in the right side bars.. and it turns out I actually agree with you most of the time... grr, that's so annoying!! ;)

[AwesomeSecretChannel]

There are many many idiots out there in the world, great stuff puttin em down!

All the best,

Danny

[ShatteredDemon]

I was thinking "Damn she is really blunt" and well I dont know why but I like your vids, might be because you don't BS around.

[DudeImStoned]

Would grabin' your ass as you passed me be out of the question also? Cause thats just my way of saying, hello beautiful day.

[WatToDoNext]

damn this chick is pretty hot

[turdboy54]

omg!! she told all yall bitches whats up.. your amazing!

[shepywolf13]

You Go Girl~!~

[TravMcTavish]

Ha ha ha funny comments love it....so Sarcastic......I know it's the point but cool

[JmprGrl1025]

this is quite possibly the funniest "laying down of the law" i've ever seen :D

looove it!!

[LauraS16]

you're awesome , haha

lovee this :)

[rachwein101]

haha

this girl is funny.

[crzer07]

you'd make a one good angry va-jay-jay. a funny one :)

[crzer07]

hahahah.......................­.............

[bamse5]

hahaha, omg your so awesome ^^ you go girl ^^

[TheBorgiasDevil]

You ROCK! My first video of yours and yeah, you're awesome!

[Cmkx05]

<33 hah

[adamc16]

Repeat the rules? :/

Fuck it.

Nice rack :D

[connerthskater]

HAHAHA my house ill kick your ass out they are ganna be like wow thats one agry fucking lesbo XD

btw is this what u do all day make random videos? (- . - )

( . Y . )

[theXstephanator]

ha! i fucking love you!

[amrandarminsBFFLshow]

HAHA let us just say that You are friggen Awesome!! lol We love your videos and we love the rules and regulations!! they are pretty understandable we should probably do that for our show aswell. so yea just wanted to say Love Ya!! keep up the greatness!! and we will deffinately talk to ya more looking forward to new installments.!!

-Amra and Armin

from The BFFL Show!!

[12354573]

wow, a rant that was actualy interesting. :P

not to be mean or anything.

i need rules for my channel. o wait, my channel sux. :(

[Delusionalsafety]

I love this channel :]

[SighNotSo]

my block list is so long

[thetableffect]

I think I fell in love...nice rant

[0Krawm]

there will always be jerks u cant help it, there just jealous lol

[TurkishPoltergeist69]

Yea, I think that whole "2 mins. (or w/e) of my life i'll never get back" is pretty fuckin' gay and overused. That's the risk people get with YT. I mean what do people expect just fuckin' off watchin' vids on youtube?! Oh, just to make this comment interesting, you're so cute, i'd love to blow air up your asshole and have it farted back out in my mouf!!

(Lol, juuust kidding, well, how old are ya?! haha).

[DesiredControl107]

I've yet to get my doll. Maybe trouble at the post office?

[chillin26]

this vid has been most entertaining....sorry there are soooo many stupid people on youtube, but at least you keep things interesting...and I completely agree with you on people who leave stupid comments on vids about it being a waste of time.....if its not your thing move on!! .keep up the good work..XD, cheers!!

[fu5times]

You always manage to make my day better, your hilarious.

P.S. Maybe you should take the more creative comments like the punch in the side of the head ones and accumulate them than make a video about them every once in awhile it's gold just remember to give me credit.

[Coleslayer9]

UPPER CASE! lower case! PENIS! violent comment!

[SimonNoob]

paying attention to youtube comments is probably the worst thing you could do. The anonymity makes it too easy to attack people. But I feel your argument of "my youtube profile my rules" is a little flawed, as youtube's administrators have higher power. Plus you're posting videos to the internet, addressing the people who have textually abused you. Stop wasting time

[thegrimmreeper]

Yeah, the commentators on youtube can be scary. Every other person on here thinks they're either Casanova or Ted Bundy.

Though they come up with some pretty impressive insults.

Btw, totally subscribing, the wit rocks.

[moyvilla9]

Pfffff

[ElemeFF]

This is good stuff ... I will hit the little orange button methinks! 5*

[jantheempress]

yes. endorsed by Fluffy!  I knew it!

[rebelgurle]

"you sick fuck...teehee ^___^" hahha, work it michelle, that was epic.

[Joekins89]

You make awesome videos, Sarcasm FTW. Keep it up!

[feartheshort]

You DO have nice hair... but ew at that person that wanted you to wrap it around their tool... haha.

I like your videos :)

[carlamaniac]

Oh, I love you!

[chelsealouise1]

Love it :]

You're probably the only person that actually does follow their rules :]

xxx

[YourPsychoanalyst]

i have watched your first "rules" video just a while ago and now you have to do another one...it seems as if they don't really work and i fear they won't keep those people and their comments and spam videos and arguments away from your channel.

just block 'em, delete'em and unapprove'em...they will guess why you did it.

[itscoldycoldy]

Well, I like you!

[kristinewomen55]

hey,

[NeezmoK]

Hiya

I wandered here from azrienoch's channel, have only seen 2 of your videos and that was only cause I was watching Tea Time and noticed that "Nice rack." was a response. I don't feel right calling him Jeff cause I haven't even watched much of his. O.o

I wanted to say sorry for the fact that *most* men are kinda retarded, and do these sorts of things.

Do you think a charity blow-up doll drive could really lessen this problem any? =P

[meekakitty]

i wANt 2 ccc ur RACK bABY.

cum ovER 2 MAH' PLace sUmtimezzzzz.

[feartheshort]

How about no

[meekakitty]

ahaha, I was only being half serious XD

[HowleBoy]

HAHA! Awesome! I loved it! Haha if someone hates your videos then they need a life cause there awesome! This my only be my 2nd video view of yours but still, im looking forward to more! And imma subscribe to your channel!

[impulsivaa]

love it!

[g0at]

Inverted Penis pants

lol

[sammasati1]

ha ha ha respect

[boony68]

Lol...I like your style.

[Xboxlove1]

I got this video searching up blow up dolls on google. LOL.

[johnangel00]

I loved the angry sarcastic lesbian so I just subscribed to your chanel!

that was fun to watch...

[m0s1ah]

Damn even when your laying down the law and punishing those basters your still funny thanks for that.

Also, those that are leaving bad comments i feel sad for you because i mean its youtube how pathetic does your life have to be in order for you to go and "waste your time",as many of you say, and try to ruin it for the rest of us.

Michelle don't pay attention to those that talk crap they need to get a life. You just keep doing your thing and keep on rocking.

[Guitarathiest]

I just can't think of anything nice to say. Good lord who peed in your cheerios lady? Don't bring your hair near my tool!