The Great Date

[Normanb15]

I have to bring my guitar to dates. It could save me alot of money! Its ingenius!

[Featureman]

It works every time. Thanks.

[scriptum60]

"Put a pork chop in my coconut." Here! Here! :D

[Featureman]

Yep. I know how to order vegetables. Thanks.

[SonnyLancaster]

@scriptum60 I agree the "Put a pork chop in my coconut." line was pretty hilarious.

[Featureman]

@SonnyLancaster Thanks.

[nickeax]

Classic. I liked the laughing at the age suggestions best. :)

[Featureman]

Thanks. That is one of my favorite parts also.

[effects69]

lol we had to watch this again :P

[Featureman]

Thanks. It was fun to make it.

[urbanelysium]

Tom's my new fav youtub dude!

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[olderloverxx]

Also i am a chef, seriously, batttered owl feathers have not been attempted yet, but, paprika,, flour, etc, so are you like rich? love that cut. Love you man peace!! If you fancy a scotsman - 32 -  come visit! now living n England, all very confusing, i can even cook a fine pork chop/coconut combo no probs!!

[olderloverxx]

baked goat stuffed with owl - oh yeh, oh featureman i wish you were gay, i bet anything you get stupid comments, men/women coming on to you all the time. Ochy aye, you likeable and handsome (i am not a stalker by the way!)

peacex

[Featureman]

Thanks. The owl feathers are a little tough but very tasty.

[yaywaffles]

lol

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[LiveZaron]

haha this video is pretty great! I like your videos!

[Featureman]

Thank you so much. It was fun to do this video.

[kitsunu13]

Haha I loved the black and white scene. I wish people did that in real life when someone randomly started playing music! 8 )

Awesome video over all. Very amusing.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[NDR82]

Amazing! :D

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[captainshackles]

Haha, "let's say you're 31, sure." Classic! I love this video!

[Featureman]

Thanks, Captain Shackles. I hope anyone who likes this kind of humor will watch your videos. I really enjoyed Casino Morale.

[UGKisback]

"baked...goat....stuffed with....owl..."

[Featureman]

Yep. Tasty.

[Irufu]

"put some porkchop in my coconut" - priceless.

[Featureman]

Thamks.

[jtwilber]

Ok featureman... you got me. I just hope I have as much fun in life as you do when I get to 55!

[Featureman]

Yep. 55 is great. Wait, I'm 37. I took pity on that poor gal and bought her some vegetables.

[vera2005rj]

AWESOME!

[Featureman]

And we got to eat for free. Thanks.

[hotbananastud]

HAHAHA "Baked.....goat.........with owl."

[Featureman]

Thanks, Brandon. You should do a date collab with her or with anyone. You are funny.

[RAHJMASON]

hey.Skip to my loo.Long ending but not bad.Keep the funk alive dude.Picked a cutie too.

[discodaniel11]

HaHa!! That was awesome.

"im 26", your reaction was hilarious Lol!! Great one :D

[GhettoFilms2008]

Why don't you tune your guitar you old wrinkled fossil. jk Great video.

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[shooter042]

OK Tom, fair enough. Just keep us up to date with anything new! All the best from France.

[Cliffbrock]

HAHAHAHA This might be the greatest channel ever. 5 stars--favorite.

[Featureman]

Thanks. Aleisha is a great date. Check out her other videos.

[shooter042]

Tom, we haven't heard anything from you recently ... you ok? Are you planning anything election-related ... come on, let's see your next offering!

[Featureman]

Hi. I will try tyo get about one vid per week up, but I am working on a house while our weather is good. Thanks though. I have no plan to do anything with current events at this time.

[g4d4j5]

Hahaha!!! That was hilarious! Oh, poor Aleisha. LOL! ^_^

Great job, you two!

[serkre1]

"And put a pork chop in my coconut"

Good stuff. I really enjoy your videos. Keep making them!

[Featureman]

Thanks. I will. It is fun. Thanks to Aleisha for her How to Date Everyone on YouTube video.

[Gigity522]

haha its videos like this that remind me there once was a lot better humor than whats around now... i thought this was really funny.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I did enjoy the early TV episodes of MadTV and Saturday Night Live and Laugh In and I am old enough to remember the variety skits on Your Show of Shows and Ed Sullivan. I think YouTube holds promise for much fun for many people.

[rlt189]

hahah " no actually i put 1 and 1 together"

[Imac2112]

DID U GET LUCKY? DO U TAKE BONER PILLS?

[P90XBringIt]

You are such a stud. How do you get younger women so easily? Any tips appreciated.

[Featureman]

I just go to crowded restaurants carrying the guitar. It never fails.

[Featureman]

@P90XBringIt It's the cowboy hat. Works every time. Thanks.

[abcdefgh12341]

relly cool :)))) relly 5 stars Tom

[sisjewell]

That was really cute!!! I ACTUALLY Laughed Out Loud!!! thanks for sharing, and thanks for the laugh!!

[TheBubu23]

Awesome :)

[swiftkaratechop]

haha u be 31 ill be 37 lol

[shooter042]

Tom, just keep them coming ... you seem to have a wealth of experience to share with us. and YouTube would be a far duller place without you.

[frankyh101]

lol! i love tom

[chungator5]

that was great, good job

[sassielassie13]

fcuk cowz

[lovfallenangels]

Hahaha omg

[LeeshaHarvey]

I'm so glad you were featured so I could discover your wonderful videos! You have such a great sense of humor, and your voice is just fantastic.

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[rollingrockfilms]

by the way, you are a good actor for someone of your age

[femaleforester]

"for someone of your age"? why shouldn't someone of his age be as good an actor as a younger person?

[tmcminn21]

agreed, ma'am.

[rollingrockfilms]

very funny! keep up the great work

[oe2kb]

Baked goat stuffed with owl -- no wonder you're stuffed as well, it sounds delicious!

[Jonas5Krawulsky]

dude i love you

[ShihoMatsuri]

Haha, a banana and some mash potaters XD

[onjoFilms]

Ha, that was pretty good. I'm subscribing.

[Redeyesblackdragon]

wow i could point a few flaws but it was convencing.

[deviouskat]

"Put a porkchop in my coconut" lol

[kisscool321]

I see that you guys are really havin fun.

Realy cool

[Republicanjew20]

wow hers eyes are looking at nothing, work that out

[ellejuss07]

lol. nice

[bentonio07]

Wow, this is really fantastic

Great idea and great version!

[seeso]

Hilarious Tom!

[guitmartiman]

Not bad for a low budget romance flick!

[waffleypie]

To guitmartiman: I second that.

[BigLon]

She shor is a FINE littl' heifer, way to go.

And that cowboy outfit, what can I say, it's PERFECT !

[HappyHag]

The dialogue was great, but there was something about the camera angle that made her look like she was not looking at you. If she looks to her left, you have to be shown looking to your right, or something.

[cdkkiss1952]

Best one yet..What a great idea...Tom..You are one funny guy..KUDOS to you..Craig..I'll come over and listen to some more of your songs..5 and a fav...lol all day...

[toostonedtocare]

So are you..like..rich? Maybe next time I am in the USA....? Maybe?

[whatthedoe]

dang. haha,

[MaximusVelocity]

Okay, you be 31, and I'll be 37. Classic.

[aleishar]

Yeah, I love that one.;)

[travisdt]

26 hahhaaahaaa

[patman2112]

Pork Chop in the coco nut! LOL

[aleishar]

I think it was owl. ;) lol.

[patman2112]

A corndog was a great idea! LOL 5 stars

[Cameragirl803]

This was a really funny date:) aleishar is awesome beautiful lady:) 5*****Jane

[celestialsam]

Put a pork chop in my coconut. Lol! I have never heard that one before:P Lucky Aleisha:D

[aleishar]

lol. Yeah, and we lived happily ever after. ;)

[iamnotapoet]

OWL stuffing, my favorite!!! Funny vlog

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[effects69]

OMG that was so funny lol really well done m8! heheheheheeh

[aleishar]

That was hilarious! Thank you! I loved the dancing and guitar playing. =) You made my morning. ;-) Aleisha

[OMSHAKTI]

Hey Aleisha, thank you very much for sending me this vid ! Just sitting down after a long working day, this is the right soulfood for this moment. Take care girl, sending you much love, Udo :-))

[Dtwnwldcat]

NIce vid FEATUREMAN! I Love your vids man!

[Nitrobezene]

I love your voice! Great video!

[cyberwanderer]

Pre-nup! PRE-NUP!

>)

[terraceterra]

Pretty funny and creative!

[jaydavee]

those were lindy hop scenes at the end of the video. I used to be heavily into lindy hop.

The scenes of you talking about not having any money were convincing. You pulled it off. I forgot I was watching a Youtuber's video.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I looked at some YouTube Lindy Hop videos. It is an amazing dance to watch. The early Rock and Roll was based on those steps. Being a musician I am a poor dancer.

[TheDrummerBoy99]

Oh yes! Wonderful ! Amazing ! Great job!