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  • you are sooo funny and people that put u down and say your crap got bored of looking in the mirror and dissing them selves and thought theyed diss someone on youtube who they will nevere meet and will never get beat up by lol :)

  • You're fucking great, I was seriously cracking up! hehe thanks for giving me a good laugh, you're awesome. =)

  • please do a "I'm a Scientologist" bit. that would be cool.

  • kyria you crack me up Love all your characters .

  • well i have really gotten so in depth with biblical studies i realize that so called african black people are hebrews , wow its amazing , i am so happy to be black , GOD chosen elected , there is nothing in the world or amount of money or riches could take the place of being GOD elect , i feel so humble and rich , thank you GOD father in heaven

  • Let me clarify before you block me. I did not mean you should believe the things mentioned. I meant I no longer believe those things and am myself not worthy of being a Fundamentalist. This is okay. I have no problem with being unacceptable to them. So please don't misunderstand my previous statement. YT gives us very little room to write and sometimes my writing is unclear, me trying to fit in ideas, crunch them into small spaces. God bless.

  • Amber, am totally against your theology, but you seem sincere and I will not speak to you harshly. The cross is the only Gospel, not any organization. You can leave the JW's and not leave Jesus. I am former Fundamentalist. If you don't believe in pre-tribulation rapture, or numerous other things, you are evil, apostate, heretical, etc, etc, etc, worthy of excommunication. I believe in Jesus and in his physical death burial and resurrection. I am Christian. If God is for me who can be against me?

  • could you show me where in the bible it said micheal the arch angel is jesus , also show me where it said don't do blood trans fusion in the bible

  • @clients26 it's satire, she's being funny =)

  • babbling idiot

  • Get your cat out of the way when talking about religon, it is fucking rude bitch!!!! And you cursed just like the rest of us when you said: "Oh my God" at 1:12. You can still behave, and be a good person, God loves us all....Read John 3:16 God loved the world so much............Not the "witnesses so much, but the WORLD, every one regardless of religion.

  • Are there people on here who do not realize that this is a joke? Really? It's just a freakin' character she is doing. And frankly, this is what a lot of 17 year old JWs sound like. They honestly have no idea what or why they believe in this crap...they are just brainwashed and usually under educated because that is what the JWs do to kids. Wise up imbeciles. Well done, kyria.

  • @revk66 lol funny thing is, there are A LOT of teenagers in the world that SOUND and LOOK just like this. So what is your point? In fact I know plenty of teenagers and they are no better off than witness kids I know.

  • amm amm amm amm hahaha pathetic

  • yo i love the way you troll

    JW are just evil people and a evil cult

  • She is totally trollin. I am one of Jehovah's witness and there is no way any of us would talk like that. She is probably faking how dumb she is because I hope that there is not anyone really that dumb. And please learn to edit your video so we do not have to hear about your flipping cat so much. Thanks

  • i am still waiting for you to play the guitar.

    for you is just a bla,bla bla.

  • She's brilliant! Talented actor and writer.

  • Like um Like um, lets have a party :)

  • your life must be soooo boring if ur not aloud to collage and plus parties in your mums basement is not fun... and people don't get it because it fascist spreading the word to some people

  • this will magically get thumbs up 0_o

  • you're not aloud to save ur live.....IM JOINING UP!!!!

  • Your last word about says it all.

  • Well this is one more example supporting the fact that most religious people are intellectually retarded compared to people who aren't religious.

  • Stupid much ?

  • There is absolutely no way a Jehovahs Witness would talk and act like that. This is so fake it blows my mind people actually believe this is real.

  • wtf is she talking about? is she high? kyria...c'mon. is this girl serious? if she say's "um" one more time i'm going to smash my computer.

  • Ummm.... 40 times

    Like..... 12 times

    Totally.... 5 times

    OMG.... CULTural programmed response

    I hope you don't go door to door talking like this. It might expose the JW sham!!!

  • @phantomorpheus Ya, one needs to be careful when spouting out their crap. All they have is their eloquence. Without that, theres not much.

  • its really sad to see this very amazing human-being, this amazing soul, oppressed by a hypocritical colt.

  • is she slow???

  • have you ever read about the string of false prophecies given by "the faithful and discreet slave" concerning the coming of armegeddon? did Jehovah give the faithful and discreet slave THOSE 'revelations' to give to His people as 'meat in due season'? how can you trust them when they've been so wrong, so many times? the bible teaches us to shun false prophets, but you guys actually honor your false prophets. this means that as an organization, you haven't repented from the sins of the past.

  • o you studied other religions. Keep on doing that. It is not forbidden to learn. you said. I think personaly outside of jehova's king hall, there are many young boy's and girls that are going to be saved by Christ Jesus, even in an other religion. Don't forget the catholics where first, and started all schools an where the first to read an spread the bible.

    god bless.

  • stay away from my goddam doorbell you fanatical beeeach

  • Is this girl retarded? She has some misconceptions about Jehovah's witnesses. She has done a lot of research about other religions from the 'society's' publications. Wow, I think this video is going to have the opposite affect than she was going for.

  • You said you wouldn't accept a blood transfusion. Which is your choice to do whatever you want, but i have to ask. Are you not getting one because the Society says you cant?

  • um...like..

    this is satire right?

    If so, not funny. If not even more less funnier...

    but maybe.. um... my fiancée thinks different like...

  • stop being a jehova sickness -and become a pornstar that would be cool.

    runing around naked partying it up-n geting drunk.

    than go to new york-take pcp and go crazy.

    your life would be better and a lot of guys would love it.

    so cum on and feel the noize girl rock the boys

    and take pcp-than run up a shed full of boys and jump in and makes some money.you known you would look good in a bikini and 100 men chasing you down.

    peace

  • this is rampant with apostates 

  • Not to be impertinent, however this girl IS Not one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Half a second after the video started I knew she was not.

  • she's 17 1/2 and she has a fiancée. Only in religion!

  • @Richy15251 Yeah because a 17 year old agnostic would never needlessly fall in love and get engaged.

  • @hiwired theres a reason there's 'an age of majority' (not that I agree with the age limit in my area). it's usually put in place because people aren't mature enough or have naive fantasies.

    Also, agnostics/non religious/atheists don't rush into marriage just to legitimize sex, (not implying that this is the case here) one of the reasons they have a lower divorce rate along with the fact that athiests/agnostics/non religious tend to have a higher level of education.

  • All Jehovah wants people to do is be kind and nice to everyone. Like His son Jesus was. He does not keep account of our errors. Just love! (1st Peter4:8, Isaiah 38:17, Philippians 2:3, 4 and many more) Your portrail of God is miss guided.

  • amber...if you was raised a j.w. then you..your family need's to do your research...who is Charles taze Russell...he was in 2 huge secret societies

    if you don't know about secret societies..then research them...Mr. Russell

    was in fact...a 33rd degree Freemason , he was in fact a Zionist...go

    to our video ...first one on the right side on our profile...watch it..then research...

    then wake up...then spread the word , all of you j.w.'s are in a secret society.

    doc

  • Okay, I like totatly missed any point you had to make in this video...

  • Hi Amber. You seem like a fun girl. Its a shame that you are going to allow your faith to stifle truth. You see, is it not possible for someone to be convinced of a certain thing if they are only ever taught that that thing is true? So if you are only learning about other religions through the eyes of the watchtower, all you see will be from the narrowest of viewpoints. To be honest, your faith is not correct - it is a heresy that originated around 300-400 AD.

  • I'm half JW and half Unitarian. I knock on people's doors and don't have anything to say.

    GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

  • Well, i am pretty sure that bloodtransfusions are tested for cantagious diseases.

  • baby doll...that is the problem. why dont you try doing your research outside of the publications. and sweety, for the record, you are loosing it and you sound absolutely disillusioned for sure. i wouldnt be surprised if you have some weird habit that you do manifested behind this religion. I did and has come out a that because of what i have learned. but then again you will have to wait till you leave the home then you will see the TRUTH. i had to leave home to find out too. Save ur soul hon.

  • r u on crack?

  • Amber is... ummm.... an ummm... air head.  Ummm.

  • Am I the only one that hates Jehovah´s?

  • @Muttan73

    no

  • Plz read

    Isaha 9:6

    Hewbrews 1:8

    1 Timothy 3:16

    John 20:27-29

    Look at iasah 9:6 and John20:27-29 in the new world translation look at the other verses

  • What am I chopped liver? My wife is an actress who has done exactly what I dictated, she is very attractive, and has a long list of commercials & soap operas in her body of work.. If you haven't converted your "natural talent" in to cash, then you're just a high school drama student. Sorry, I'm just trying to be blunt because so many friends and relatives tend to blow smoke up your skirt. Are you a SAG member?

  • @y2ktube Thank you for your message. It was very important to you to take the time cut me down for some reason. I don't know what is missing in you that you need to do this, but I wish you the best.

  • @kyriaabrahams You better toughen up, especially since most actors get rejected for most jobs most of the time...

  • @y2ktube Jehovah Witness is a false religion,, you all are wolves in sheeps clothing.. lost lost,,you deny Jesus for who he is!!!!!!!test of a prophet?

  • @y2ktube you have not done any research,, the research you have done is in the JWs literarature, sweetie you are lost, you are in a cult.,, look at the history of JWS....ie william taze russell and such,, REV 17,,, come out of her! Find a Bible believing church! not an organization!

  • @douglasdolly You've got me mixed up with someone else boss. I witness to the JW's. I like to ask them "who raised Jesus from the dead?" They're confused when I show them in their bible, that God the Father did, The Holly Spirit did, and Jesus himself did. But how can that be? - They're all the same "triune" God, that's how... Anyway, I'm one of you.

  • This wannabe actress, whatever her name is, should take some acting lessons, move to Burbank, CA, go on many auditions, join in some amateur playgroup and then get an agent. These videos of yours are commendable, but it doesn't change the fact that they're unattractive & quite annoying. Make a plan B & get trained...

  • @y2ktube Thanks. No one else agrees with you.

  • @kyriaabrahams I agree with him.

  • @y2ktube You are obviously just angry at her over something you won't come right out and say, most likely something with a religious bent, and are lying your ass off and assuming a shitload in an attempt to make her look bad...and its not even working.

    Seriously, major fail.

  • @HeWhoIsIAm420 Well, you can think whatever you wish. But notice that I didn't do anything but be constructive in my criticism of her acting abilities. Even if you consider my criticism harsh, she should be honest with herself and be brave in taking it. Especially since most actors get rejected for most jobs most of the time...

  • @y2ktube Why don't you piss off? She's not aspiring to be Aneglina Jolie, is she? Still she's doing really well imitating different JW characters. Leave her alone you sad person.

  • @Hyrshau I don't want to...

  • @y2ktube I'm sorry I'd just like to say that you're a prick of the highest order. These vids are based on an 'in joke' that you obviously don't have a clue about. I suggest you take some get-off-your-high-horse lessons, move to Chernobyl, Ukraine, go on many radiation clean-up operations (without a radiation suit), join in some amateur mutual teeth-pulling group and then get an agent, preferably of the orange kind. Cock.

  • @chanterob83 Looks like chanterRob runs away when confronted with glaring Watch Tower shortcomings. 1 Peter 3:15 basically says to be ready to give an answer for the hope that is in you... Come out into the light, don't scurry away into the darkness.

  • @chanterob83 You are a douche.

  • Amber, totally: "Who raised Jesus from the dead?" Three simple verses from your own Watch Tower bible, Jehovah God the Father raised him (Gal1:1), the Holy Spirit raised him (Rom8:11) and Jesus himself raised his body (John2:19-21). I'm just spreading the good & true word of the Bible taught "Trinity". You see, the JW's don't realize who Jesus really is so hopefully this can help to guide you to the real Jesus...

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  • @chanterob83 If it's a contradiction but the words say it, then there must be a LOGICAL reason (dogma) for it. If not, then all of these Atheist's are right about the errant Bible that we all read. You can't do a Watch Tower tap dance around what is clearly written. Your Watch Tower is missing something in trying to explain this clear contradiction/error that you brought up concerning Gal 1:1...

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  • @chanterob83 It's too bad that you are in denial over the clear words & teachings in your own Bible. It's seems a contradiction to you folks who don't study or understand hermeneutics, this because you refuse to release the error of your JW dogma.

    Well Mr."as a JW", since you folks seem to deny what is clearly taught in the Bible about the full deity of Christ, I ask you: Was Jesus a created being?

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  • @icthruu4evr --this religion is so pagan-i was born into it and when I reached 16yrs old, I told my parents that I wasn't going anymore-and then 2yrs later they stopped going because they found out that the watchtower society was started by charles russell whose family-is one of the 13 satanic bloodlines aka the Illuminati-who are pushing for this new system of things---nwo-they are being brainwashed and set to mind control!

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  • thank you! i was told i couldn't make the lifelong commitment to marry until i was 18, legal age for an adult. yet at the age of 13 i was able to make the lifelong commitment to becoming a jw. if you break the commitment of marriage without scriptural backing, you can't remarry. if you break the commitment of becoming a jw, your mom has nothing to do with you, your "friends" have nothing to do with you..............13! old enough! thanks guys!

  • Im surprised the watchtower society even let you guys on the internet. They don't normally want you to know the truth. There's so much truth on here concerning Jesus, that they deny. They must not know. They'd surely put a pamplet out forbidding youTube by now.

  • Is it time to get a real education? Jesus! Oh gosh and golly! We're not allowed to learn to use our brains! Barcode, barcode.....eat the aspartame, flouride and drink the koolaid. WTS has got it all. Come and lose your humanity!

    joho, mormonism and scientology were all founded by 33rd Degree Freemasonry at the service of the Illuminati. Do your own thinking girl, and good luck.

    Namasté

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  • CULT!

  • Moron...

  • I was disappointed that she didn't show her tits!!

  • Just for the record, there is very little chance anyone would get HIV AIDS from a transfusion or blood components/fraction today due to screening. (still better to live with HIV than die without life saving treatment....but I digress)

    However, back when people DID receive tainted blood products, JW hemophiliacs had been taking clotting factors derived from donated blood since 1975! Many did contract HIV. Such fractions pose more risk since they require many more donors thus increasing exposure.

  • Sister, please remove your video. YouTube can be a good refrence for many things, this is not one of them.

  • This is a law as sound as gravity: The better the boobs, the smaller smaller the brain.

    You wanna make a short drinking game? Take a shot everytime she says, "um..."

  • Ahhhh........ You fooled me. LOL

    I've never seen your videos before but I watched another after this one and I immediately realized that I was pwned. LOL

    Great work. Keep it up.

  • If anyone ever knocks on my door with a Watchtower magazine, I'll remember how retarded they'd made you.

  • My sister was like this when we are teenagers, i was the wild child who openly rebelled against the cult she was the brainless zealot who towed the line. She eventually faded away from the cult after she left home. In my experiance most JW kids eventually get out sooner or later, well done Kyria!

  • "it's great to have an open mind, but not so open your mind falls out" epic. As far as most being advised not to go to college, as a man of science, i.e. a practicing medical doctor, it is interesting to take care of one of these people. oddly enough, in all my years I've never seen a JW health care worker, again, an educated JW... interesting what they preach, yet in the end who takes care of them and pleads with me to do my best.

  • Isaiah 52:5-7 Isaiah 59:21 Jeremiah 8:6 Jeremiah 18:12 Habukkuk 2:3 Malachi 2:17

  • with 3 failed end of the world prophesies id say they are teaching a false religion. its also ,all good. till you are kicked out or stop going . then even your own family wont talk to you.

  • I would realy like you to read other publications and research other things with an open mind, take the good parts reject what doesnt work for you, take another look at jehovahs witness take what works and reject the lies just like the rest. really just formulate your own opinions. I was born as a witness and was active for 17 and 1/2 years. I never got baptized. Remember history books science books newspapers and the internet, most importantly people LIE.

  • I'm a jehovah's witness too :)

  • She needs to stop talking about her cat. It is not entering the frame, only she is noticing this and each time she refers to the cat it detracts from what she's saying. I'm a JW but I'm dubious about the authenticity of her claim to be a Witness. She, if anything, is giving us a bad name.

  • Glad she's on THEIR side!

  • she looked pretty nervius

  • Amber

    do you not know that there are many fasle prophets and false teachers and many following these false beliefs?

    a deceived person doesn't even know they are deceived

    this is why it is called deception

    how do you know the Watchtower is not deceiving you?

  • Predestination is just one of the many things your Watchtower is not telling you

    Rom 8:29 because those whom he gave his first recognition he also foreordained to be patterned after the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brothers. 30 Moreover, those whom he foreordained are the ones he also called; and those whom he called are the ones he also declared to be righteous. Finally those whom he declared righteous are the ones he also glorified.

  • Rom 9:16 So, then, it depends, not upon the one wishing nor upon the one running, but upon God, who has mercy

    18 So, then, upon whom he wishes he has mercy, but whom he wishes he lets become obstinate

    Amber---- the Watchtower is leading you right into the pit of eternal Hell

  • Jehovah Witnesses work so hard to convert and they do not even know that God chooses who will be saved

    Rom 9:11 for when they had not yet been born nor had practiced anything good or vile, in order that the purpose of God respecting the choosing might continue dependent, not upon works, but upon the One who calls

  • sister .............. this is embarrassing .... to all of us witnesses

  • @rossinagarcia just like JEREMIAH (DIFFICULTY TO SPEAK)

  • and um and um and um and um and ummmmm and uuuuummm

  • im glad that ppl are taking jehovahs way

  • I love how you read your own religion's pamphlets to learn about other religions. How fair and unbiased of you...

  • amber i urge you to let scriptue tell you what to believe not the watchtower and what the watchtower says about Christians. i would love to talk more

  • going to college is bad !! schizo....goes in the basement/w the elders....

  • The only misconceptions about the JW's are among JW's. I hope that you one day recover from this unfortunate cult indocrination. Good luck!

  • .... are you stoned?

  • cult!

  • you play many ladies hmm? you make em so goofy!

  • heres a tip as well. try learning about other religions from sources other thatn the watchtower and tract bible mind control society of doom lol. scary name. and then also try doing alot alot ALOT of research on your own group. you may be surprised

  • dear god... is that one more bonus reason not to take blood transfusions because you might get aids. jw's are running out of reason to back up their faulty doctrine. i have no misconception. i was a jw longer than this lady has been.

    make more vids and share with us the current light, not sure how bright it is right now. havnt been in a while

  • She has a fiance???

  • its mind control cult,

    check out vids from luciousVboogeyman prod.

  • Is this for real? She's hot... in a nerdy, studious kind of way.

  • listen its not about what you are its about what do you believe,and ther is bunch of evidence that you just being controled by the watchtower,when bible was supose to be your mean teaching source,they take verses and totaly take out of concept,having some wird stuff

  • oops sorry for the misplaced puncuations,,,writing in character.lol.........LOVE YOUR CHARACTERS..

  • I must come across like this girl,you've done YET another character, you got me beat on number of character, this rock's poet girrl.

  • Don't worry about what all these other little fagats are saying I think ur a pretty good jw

  • Sarcasm doesn't suit ya all that well.

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  • MOst JW arent this dipsey!

  • ARE JW's allowed to have computers /videos with comments on ? Usually they are so safe gaurded /secluded.

  • This great! "You can go to college.. it's, like, only a suggestion.., like, whatever..".

  • how about you  keep your comments to yourself! :)

  • r u 1?

  • You've done research using WT materials only? Read Ray Franz "Crisis of Conscience" to really evaluate what you have been taught.

  • @deadbug2u Then read Kyria's book next just to lighten the mood. I got Crisis first, then read Your Doomed. Have to say both books up it up in a nutshell.

  • hello

  • nice tits!

  • can u keep control of ur cat???? LOL!!!

  • those lips weren't meant for praising jesus, they were meant for something else but she's just not using them ;)

  • wait r u 4 real or like faking????

  • Way to take the Lord's name in vain at 1:13

  • Amber failed to mention her secret Smurf collection. Also the AC/DC cd's she feels guilty about BUT LOVES.....they keep her tossing & turning all night with worry.

  • LOL! So true :)

  • if you go to a Nissan Dealer they're gonna tell you why Nissan is better than all other car companies... BUT YOU FIND OUT THERE FULL OF CRAP WHEN YOU DRIVE ONE. KEEP ON THE WATCH!

  • @kyriaabrahams hey awesome video im going to get baptized this umcomming summer in2010 im excited

  • @999Atwood smurf can be evil. no highway to hell ac/dc bull crap for her to listen to.. i rather hear keep your eye on the price kingdom melody. There do you know who Jehovah is? he might of help made you. :)

  • @andyandyband Sumfs can be evil? Must be why I choke on their cereal.....

  • @999Atwood you dont have to be mean. the girl has been misled her for a good part of her life. I think we all have but chose to forget. you need to be a little more compationate. she probably has guilt about this youtube account also I know the elders would suggest against it.

  • hahaha... i love that she said that she's done lots and lots of research on other religions... .... ... Through the watch tower that tells us what other religions believe...

    that's not much research is it? that's pretty bias...

    if you go to a Nissan Dealer they're gonna tell you why Nissan is better than all other car companies...

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  • Are you for real ?

  • I think what you are doing and the way you are doing it is brilliant! The best part is reading comments of people who haven't caught on.

  • Thank you :)

  • what's up with your makeup? and that necklace? and those glasses? and that lisp?

  • you are a disgrace to Jehovah's Witnesses

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  • I challenge all the Christians in the entire planet -layman and church leaders alike- to pray God that the volcanic eruption I stated below would not happen:

    "Before this year will be over, 2 volcanic eruptions will shake the United States of America. The name of these volcanoes had something to do with faith."

    If despite of your prayer these faithful volcanoes had erupted, then, know and understand that God is with me, therefore you are under obligation to listen to me

  • LOL!!!

  • LEAVE YOUR CHURCH! (faith in Christ alone is all that matters)

    DO NOT BUY, DO NOT SELL (just help for free; give for free).

    DESTROY ALL THE WORKS OF THE BEAST (be perfectly holy)

  • Will do! Thanks.

  • cool guitar Yo

  • That's my grandfather's guitar... A Denelectro... I think it's from 1949!

  • when make a film about your religion, please have your facts straight about what they believe. You should present it in a manner that makes people want to hear more about it. In stead all you have done is shine an even darker light on what could be a very bright and good religion. Is that your intension, to make it seem foolish?

  • Yes.

  • wow, you are scatter brained girly!!