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  • keep pressing 7 lol

  • she was running from the kitchen

  • Boom! $10k! Next time use your feet

  • i like how the human body automatically poses legs and hands to balance it and soften the fall... does it better than segway!

  • 666996 views? -.-

  • i knew it was gonna be an ugly chick as soon as I saw half the votes thumbs down

  • omg is the segway ok!!

  • Ewww... she wears her panties over her trousers...

  • press 8 a lot u see her doing the ground

  • They have portable kitchens now?

  • more like super drunk chick falls off a segway...

  • ahahahaahhhhahahaahhh.. ohoh.

  • stop worry about the fcking chick and laugh at the damn bail.thats funny as shit

  • DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THE ORIGINAL POSTER IS??????

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA­­HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH­A­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH­AA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH­AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAAHA­HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHA­HAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHH­AAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH­AHHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAAHAHHAAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAAHAHHA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHA

  • what the heck is a chck???

  • Those bell bottoms were a flappin in the wind.

  • how about a helmet . segway sucks

  • Super hot? Oh wait that's to help the view count.

  • Who called her Super hot? Looks to me like she could stand to lose 'bout 50 pounds and learn to dress better. :]

  • nice recover!!

  • @RefurbishedBrain It's amazing that people damage their heads, and instead stopping, they say what I need is a helmut. Okay if you are skateboarding, or biking. But 200 mph on a motorcycle don't think so.

  • Oh you mean Hot Chick crashes on a segway. I thought eating it meant something else.

  • ok now go and by anew one for like 12 000

  • Segways are for dorks.

  • WTF I wanted too see the smash her face and lose some teeth

  • Do something with your life whore.

  • Not hot

  • GO SEGWAY GIRL WOOT WOOT

  • she did the impossible

  • #LOL

  • That wasn't the first time she took one in the face.and it won't be the last!Zing!

  • Ugly and Idiot

  • FTW

  • super hot ? maybe for us .. in europe she will be single

  • Cape #FTW

  • What hot chick. I see a bloke.

  • poor segway

  • and there goes 8000$....

  • How is she super hot?

  • now i see why ppl say they should stay in the kitchen... :D

  • Ugghh.... GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN, and stay there

  • OMG!!!!She just cost alot of money DUMB BITCH...and whats with the cape?

  • That's the weirdest looking stove I've ever seen.

  • Why's she wearin a cape and gonchos!?

    

  • And then she looks back like: "What did you expect?"

  • Superwoman, it's called underwear NOT overwear

  • did'nt they watch Incredibles? "no capes!"

  • this looks so funny

  • Haha! Ha.....uh oh.

  • too much power

  • Lis the segway ok?

  • Only a chick could crash a Segway that badly without trying.

  • Why do you spell chick chck??

  • I think they were implanted heheh Just stop drop and roll I guess heheh

  • Good thing she didn't have implants. They might have ruptured.

  • Why is it that every time there is a woman who makes a mistake on a youtube video, while there are also men who do these things as well, people always come up with stupid sexist remarks.  Can we get a break here guys? Those kitchen jokes and driving jokes are really old. Even if they are jokes, they are really bad ones. Like we all haven't heard THAT one before. Maybe it's time for our male viewers out there(or at least the ones who are making these comments) to grow up a little, eh?

  • @brianlover926 Maybe it's time for women to stop acting like they deserve something for nothing.

  • @durpadoo That is an overgenerlization if I've ever heard one, and I happen to think women like that suck as well. I don't know what kind of women you know, but I'm sorry you've had such traumatic experiences with them

  • @brianlover926 yea u mad

  • @durpadoo If you say so! :)

  • poor segway

  • who let her out of the kitchen

  • SegFAIL

  • Super hot chick?

  • where was the 'super hot' chick?

  • god i hate segways

  • lekker voor je

  • So what exactly makes her super hot?

  • why the hell is she out of the kitchen?!

  • @SnareEntertaiment Hahahaha

  • The answer to any doubts is this. The inventor and owner of the company that sells Segways was riding one to check out his estate property, recently. It went amock and over a cliff with him. He drowned along with it. Not funny, though. RIP

  • @cusanusnicolas Minor correction, the OWNER, but not the inventor. He was an inventor, too, but not of the Segway, Just the OWNER! Darwin award? I think so.

  • She was acting foolish and looking for attention. She succeeded.

  • The slowed down sound was the best part lol

  • OH HOHO HO OH! HO!  Oh, ow....

  • Is she wearing her underwear outside of her pants? LOL Quail Girl! LOL

  • She's a Super Segway Saver Hero. ...who failed.

  • Is her natural hair color blond?

  • ummm..i can wait for my muffins..no need to rush around the kitchen! stick to the tradition

  • yay stuoed video>

    by the way: wee jejejejaja weeee uh ohoh

    what kind of reaction was that

  • What makes this chick super hot? The hot-pants she's wearing on top of her jeans?

  • silly woman. what is she doing out of the kitchen?? ( i know was sexist but was also funny XD)

  • that is batmans newest sidekick: SegWoman

  • whoops i thought holding the throttle down harder would slow it down

  • When does the hot chick get here.

  • @fffraaankkk im still waiting aswell

  • Segway is he worst thing ever.

  • oh yeah she was super hot... i can totally fap to that

  • she's not even hot. 20 seconds wasted.

  • stupid ass fucking bitch goddamnit bastard nigger

  • @OpTicGriZzzzzz little to much call of duty?

  • those things are dangerous.

  • @MrTabby5000 the guy that owns the segway company was killed on a segway the other day, talk about irony!

  • @TheIronParasite

    i read about that.they are dangerous.

  • @MrTabby5000 still, i saw a chimp riding 1 so now i want 1 :L

  • @TheIronParasite

    did george bush ride one?

  • @TheIronParasite Yeah he fell off a cliff testing a new off road model... THAT IS IRONY!

  • Poor segway!

  • Are you trying to spell "CHICK" or "CZECH" ? In either case "super hot" doesn't apply...

  • @FelchBelcher

    I dunno, I'm kinda likin' that booty!!

  • @dognott I guess I could see that. I AM, actually, THE definitive 'Ass Man' since every girl I've ever been with would eagerly testify to that. The one I'm with now even told her BFF, "I never thought the 'back door' thing would be so good, but he really knows what he's doing..."

    HOWEVER, the underwear over the jeans is kind of like painting a Ferrari with a roller and cute only makes up for so much dumb.

  • ahh ah ha ha ha lol wen does the hot chick show up.. funny. her knees must have smashed into pieces

  • 100%pirla

  • good wipe-out!!

  • SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!! That's what happens when you wear your underwear on the outside of your jeans.

  • Super hot chick ???

    Try fat ass slob

  • Silly woman, that's not how you make a sammich.

  • "Ahhh" "Oeehh" "Ehow" "Ehhh" "Oh Oh"

  • KITCHEN..NOW!!

  • it has to be a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol...

  • Hey look it's superman! Oh wait never mind :(

  • that wouldn't have happened if she would have stayed in the kitchen.

  • @XmodHotRod What is the deal with all these kitchen comments? Like I'm sure a guy has NEVER wiped out on one of these before haha yeah...right.

  • i feel sorry for the segway

  • she can laugh all she wants. I bet that killed her knees!!

  • Super Dumb Bitch should be the name of the Video

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  • @eckyspondoolie There not actually that hard to ride. At first its kinda sketchy, but you get used to it after about an hr.. I think there quite over priced tho! (6grand)

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  • 0:09 Baboon orgasm?

  • WTF did she try to do? Drive on hands? Stupid bitch. I would've wanted her to have her cape stuck in the wheels, haha.

  • Oh I dold yuoh! wahhh! Ohhh ohhhhHooh. !

  • MY SEGWAY!

  • hot chick???

  • Thats not what I wanted to see her eat.....

  • women cant drive

  • @Stanislavs1 you said it!

  • stupid bitch

  • wheres the hot chik?

  • i heard that after she fell she was stunned and sat in the middle of road. She was hit by an SUV speeding and died 2 mins after this was taken

  • God i hate people. let go of the shit! You won't fall!

  • i couldn't find the button "gay" besides nice and not nice : ) XD

  • I did not see a hot chick, I saw a dumb bitch !

  • 0:05

    sounds exactly like an actual chicken...

  • You have to be deeply stupid to fall off one of those things.

  • stupid bitch

  • fail...

  • The cape and the underwear on the outside of the jeans is a nice touch.

  • that is no hot chick dam liers

  • why is she wearing a cape? crazy!

  • That's what you get for wearing a cape while riding a Segway

  • is that long haired dude wearing underpants over his pants ?

  • all i read was super hot chick eats it and i was here

  • can't women drive "ANYTHING??" properly?

  • @marinerheart I was literally about to write the exact same thing...!

  • Half the shhh.. shtuf people think is funny isn't even all the good.

    But you my friend, you, you had us bustin up laughing,

    This was an awesome video!!! The slow-mo was good too!

  • TOTAL!

  • HAHA!

  • whata dumb bitch

  • '' i have a cape'' LOL

  • DO A BARREL ROLL

  • It's super Segway girl off to the rescu... um, er emergency fail room like the squeak sound @ :06

  • why is she wearing underwears outside of her jeans?

  • @slimeball6969 just because you dont doesnt mean its not cool.

  • aha ahaha ha aha uh oh!

  • Segways super computer that supposed to keep it balanced and upright coudn't do its job

  • The cape is a nice touch.

  • super hot chick? YA FUCKN RIGH!!!!

  • Sciancata

  • fucking ouch, thats gonna leave a wee bit of a scratch!

  • Not hot no more

  • why would she lean to the right?

  • don't like this kind of humor

  • rated informative

  • Rated Facepunch

  • that is why people dont like you.

  • check out funny Segway videos..crashes and more...click on my name

  • ahhahahaha she hangs on for extra fail!!!!

  • lol

  • o she ate it

  • What was that all about?

  • And we let women drive cars!?!?

  • @durpadoo Yeah I know right? Women just have a lower car crash rate then men, just drive less recklessly, and have a lower insurance rate because of this, of COURSE we shouldn't let them drive...they might get killed by all the stupid ass male drivers on the road!

  • @brianlover926 Responding to something written 10 months ago. lol u mad.

  • What the hell? Was she trying to be some kind of a superwonam with her cape and undies outside her pants?

  • stupid woman

  • How much does a Segway cost?

  • @hotnov: too much to let women ride them.

  • I am a girl. And I'm a very good driver lol

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  • um... Which one am I lying about? Being a girl, or being a good driver lol? You're so silly

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