Battle Hymn of the Cubs

[Kingscrib]

I haven't laughed so hard at anything in a long, looond time! Man, you nailed it! :)

[rsb3118]

I'm a die hard Cubs fan but I can actually admit we suck, we will never win the World Series again. We are so pathetic, we are the biggest joke ever.

[magnumfour88]

What a wonderful little ditty about chicago's Shame. I hope someone does up a song about that DUFUS Ronnie Woo Woo. By far the most annoying among thousands of cubbie drunken fans. Go Billy Goat!!

[thecurleyfamily]

Clever - but so, so sad. I watched 84, 93, 98... then I vowed never again... now my poor, poor 6 year old son asked as soon as he came home from school today "Did the Cubs win?" AH, crap - what have I done to him? I wish he never heard or the Chicago Cubs!

[NYerintransit]

Never going to happen. Pathetic.

[MrStlbaseball]

GO CARDINALS!!!!

[ricechristopher11]

history 103 yrs bbbbbbuuuutttt i will always be loyal... true history.....

[jmf931]

ROFLMAO - A classic!

Right there with Steve Goodman's "A Dying Cubs Fan Last Request."

[tthomaselli2]

Who's the artist of this parody?

[dtstrick]

@tthomaselli2 I am the "artist" of this parody. I hope you enjoyed it, I did it to grind my nephew, who is a HUGE cubs fan. Poor bastard. Thanks for watching!

[tthomaselli2]

@dtstrick

I wanna put this on my iPod.; What's your name so I can finally get the 'Artist' info down?

(**Your first-name, nick-name & last name, or, something like that.**.).

Much appreciated.

[yamahonkawazuki]

@dtstrick so am i, but i got a huGE LOL over it. ive GOT to get a copy of it. for my ringtone lol

[tthomaselli2]

@dtstrick

Why don't you put this on a CD, then, Bro?; This is pretty classic, if you ask.

[hester800]

Retard

[MrsMillienniumforce7]

let's go white sox. Woooohoooooooooo

[chisox100]

awesome

go sox!

[blaketheiceman]

this is fucking stupid shit....no wonder yall haven't won a World Series in foreverrr

[NBear927]

LOL! Go Sox!

[mantit212]

Hahaha you cubs haters are pathetic and need to get a fucking life other than watching youtube videos on teams you hate.

"watch the video "please stop believing" if you hate the cubs "

do you realize how lame you sound? I hate the Cards, but do I make videos talking shit about them and request videos to watch for other people. No, because Im not a trollish, pathetic asshole. Please get a life and stop watching and posting about videos you hate.

[Whodeyman17]

CUBS SUCK!

[gt08231]

when i hear a cubs fan all i hear is excuses...fuck the cubs go braves!

[obiwanobiwan13]

Hahahaaaaa... 1969!

I know who won THAT ONE...

Miracles can just SUCK, eh, Cubs fans?

LET'S GO METS!

[ricflairgowooooooo]

i hate cubs as much as anyone but this is dumb. watch the video "please stop believing" if you hate the cubs

[ChristianNewsWatch]

hehe... must be a white sox fan. lol

Good song though, even managed to get Jack Brickhouse mentioned. lol

[Baileyrocks7598]

the lyrics r off

[rosy51]

get a life u fuckin loser. get off the cubs balls

[324mitch]

is this supposed to bash the cubs

[turds512]

Prove it is gonna be the Marlins.

[turds512]

Can I look into your crystal ball so I can see who wins the WS?

[turds512]

I prefer hearing about how we are the best team in the NL...

[heimtime3]

How retarded does this comment look now? Wow best in the NL there is only one team in the NL with 10 titles and thats us. You know the first place Cardinals. There you go you learn something today. Dont make comments about being the best when you are a cub fan

[turds512]

Who gives a fuck about you did in the past 5-100 years, while we are talking about the present? The Cubs are still the best team in the NL. They are hurting bad, right now. Every sensible and itelligent baseball fan would agree with me.

[heimtime3]

hey retard we have went a month without Ankiel, Ludwick , and Carp and we are in first. Keep up the excuses thats what cub fans do just look at the last 101 years.

[turds512]

That's nice and all... but we are STILL over .500 with our best offensive player hurt. One of our top pitchers struggling. Harden is hurt. So yah. Once they get those pieces back, you will see the truly best team in the NL.

[heimtime3]

look at your sad excuses we have been missing Ludwick Ankiel and Carp and we are in FIRST place. Injuries are part of the game quit crying and realize your team sucks. You suck we are the Best missing three starters and still in first how are you better than that retard? You have no answer

[turds512]

Your team is hot. That's why. They will cool down, eventually. I mean, we are only 4 games back.... Something you must not see...

[heimtime3]

all I wanted was for you to say how stupid your comments are thats all. But really we are not HOT we are consistant as we have been for years a competitive franchise year in year out dont you wish you had that? But really dont you think your comments about Carp, Ludwick and Ankiel were retarded?

[turds512]

Once again, I see reading comprehesion isn't your strong point. When did I ever talk about Ludwick, Crapender, or Ankiel?

[heimtime3]

By the way turd. Who gives a fuck about history? Baseball is all about history retard, but as a cubs fan your history is so horrible you never want to talk about it how sad. You are in 4th place but you think you have the best team in the NL have you smoked yourself retarded? Sorry but one game over .500 isnt the BEST

[turds512]

Read this again, for I see your reading comprehesion isn't your strong point...

"Who gives a fuck about you did in the past 5-100 years, while we are talking about the present?"

[heimtime3]

lets talk about the presnt your team sucks the Cardinals are in first and you are making excuses for losing and its only may. There you go. How gives a fuck about YOU DID is that even a statement? you dont talk about history cause your team has sucked forever. You suck now and you sucked then you are the cubs you have always sucked.

[turds512]

97 wins sucks, right? Yah, that's what I thought. I don't have excuses. We are badly injured, that is fact. As soon as Aramis back, we will stop sucking balls.

[heimtime3]

if you dont have excuses why do you keep crying about injuries? They are part of the game. You still wont say how fucking stupid your comments were. Why is that? 97 wins and no playoff wins two years in a row yeah that totally sucks.

[turds512]

Missing the playoffs 2 years in a row is worse.

[heimtime3]

@turds512 hey faggot what do you think of your comments now?? Dont you look like a fucking retard. hahaha I cant believe you really said missing the playoffs two years in a row is worse than being the cubs man ur comments justify how fucking stupid you are looking back dont they ??? hahaha 10 time champs and central division champs u donks dont have a chance this year so no reason to reply hahaha well feel free I love talking about 102 years with nothing hahaha

[mattrules24]

it doesnt matter how many games yall win in the reg season yall choke in the playoffs and thats what matters the most

[jenjesso]

amen and I'm a cub fan

[turds512]

LOL I love how you "thumbs downed" my comments. My posts are obviously more intelligent and sensible, as opposed to your's. The Cubs don't suck. 97 wins must suck, eh?

[turds512]

I prefer being called smart, something you won't ever be called. The Cubs won a playoffs series in 2003, dumbass.

[turds512]

I "beter" be done "wid" you? The Cubs won playoff games in 2003. To quote you, " at least wen we do go to the playoffs we can win a dam game!!!"

BTW your grammatical errors make you look even more like an idiot.

[CommunistSpartan]

Exactly, which is where you'll stay: in the shadow of the Phillies and/or the Mets. The Cubs on the other hand have the capability to at least pick up the Wild Card.

[CommunistSpartan]

That and you guys are in a division that can't get more than 3 teams to break .500. Plus battling the Nationals for last place isn't something to be proud of.

[turds512]

2003 wasn't a long time ago. You obviously know nothing about baseball or being smart. I'm done with you.

[CommunistSpartan]

Dude, the Cubs have been there done that. Besides, what took you guys so long to form a team in the late 20th century?

[aRiNiKkIgAbYCo]

gooo Baseballmaniac95! wooo! Goo Marlins screw cubbs

[turds512]

Did you like watching the Cubs destroy the Marlins' pitching? Because I sure as hell did.

[aRiNiKkIgAbYCo]

hahahaha. im baseballmaniac95's friendd. GO MARLINS! lmaoo

[CommunistSpartan]

If you were such a big Marlins fan you wouldn't downplay your team based solely on their age. Another thing, the Marlins only got 2003 due to that lucky incident. I would love to see you get better than the Phillies or the Mets. Wild Card, keep dreaming.

[CommunistSpartan]

First off, I may be sensitive but at least I'm not shallow. And I never said anything about you being as Sox fan either. Curiously, you post this on the exact same day the Cubs stomp the Marlins. Not a diss just fact.

[CommunistSpartan]

Just because a team doesn't win over a long period of time doesn't mean they inherently suck. To write something like this is the same as kicking a wounded guy when they are down. You may dislike a team based on rivalry but to SPITE them just because they lose means what a shallow type of fan you really are. Deny it all you want but admit it, as soon as a team gets in a slump, you antagonize and discriminate them until they "succeed." Learn something about faith and loyalty.

[CommunistSpartan]

Go Cubs forever. Semper Fidelis.

Semper Credo.

Whoever wrote this is a fag. Those of you who antagonize the Cubs, my comment, and/or me will never understand what it means to be a "die hard fan." You say the Cubs are losers yet there are still teams that have NEVER won the World Series. Those of you who love the Cubs as I do know they have this special charisma that no other team in MLB possesses. So in closing.

GO CUBS FOREVER.

[brothermopsy]

Check out the new Cubs song my friends and I wrote! It is on my page. Also, we are taking suggestions on what to name it!

[heimtime3]

I know name it sucking dick for 101 years and counting. sound cool or name it we cant win a playoff game to save our life. you chose ok

[brothermopsy]

How about I name it, "The cubs ran a train on heimtimes mom and then didn't stay with her and that's why hes all upset!"? Or maybe, "Mind your fuckin' business if you aren't into the topic of discussion"? Or maybe i write a song about you and name it "Please dont concieve a baby with your sister!"?

[heimtime3]

no my mom is happy and I dont have a sister so try again, what does my family have to do with the cubs sucking dick for 101 years? dont blame my mom for the cubs getting a train ran on them by every team in baseball ok my mom isnt the ones who cant win a playoff game thats your faggot cubbies isnt it? when did they last win a playoff game?????????? hahahahahahahahahaha

[heimtime3]

Im not mad I think its cute that fags write little songs for their LOSER team , i m just trying to help you with your title like you asked dont ask people to help you if you are just going to cry ok. The cubs cant run a train on my mom they are faggots dont you know that much about your own team???????

[dnowitzki4178]

you could also name it cursed with a fat dick in our mouths lolol, or we need a job cause writing cub songs dont pay the bills, lololol

[brothermopsy]

Niether does pimpin your momma!

[dnowitzki4178]

does your mom suck as much dick as the cubs have for the last 101 tears or does she suck more whats the answer????

[brothermopsy]

Not as much as your dad does!

[turds512]

They were the best team in the NL last year, but people that constantly hate on the Cubs don't know that. Or they are too oblivious to figure it out.

[dnowitzki4178]

becuase only the cub fans count their chicks before they hatch. Only cub fans put up championship videos in april thats probably why

[heimtime3]

turd no one cares who wins division titles its all about RINGS! something you cub fans know nothing about. Come to St. louis and you can see what world series trophies look like.

[postmast26]

i'm cubs fan but they almost had it this year but they fucked up in the playoffs after the grand slam ageist them

[austin1122334]

cubs suck

they are worthless

they are failures

[csiprincess3]

I'm a die hard Cubs fan, the kind that bleeds cubbie blue and i think this video is a riot because as much as some refuse to admit it, it's too true

[CUBFAN152]

i no u no wat is also true. in the playoffs the cubs stop workin as a team. it pisses me off. i want to see them make it really bad.

[CommunistSpartan]

The way I see it, the Cubs are a talented team. The main problem is the Division. It is just like the American League East where most of the teams are good. The Cubs have to spend so much just to clinch that they are exhausted after the six grueling months of keeping the Cards, Brewers, and Astros off. The main difference vs. the AL East is the AL's abilities to hire highly talented people. The Cubs don't have that luxury. However, I still say CUBS FOREVER.

[Portland2006]

Lol, I'm a Cubs fan and still think it's pretty funny. And so true...^^

[HHCW]

One of the best cubs suck song I have heard. And trust me I have heard a bunch of them. Die Hard Cardinals FAN!

[chokecubschoke]

hahahahahahahahahahaha champs 08 my ass they fucked it up again way to go you lovable losers!!! hahahahahahahaha

[sgeondre]

i love the cubs!!!!

champions 2008!!!!

[dtstrick]

I have been truly astonished at some of the vitriolic comments some have left about this stupid song, and the amount of comments, too! It really cracks me up! I made this ridiculous video to taunt my nephew cuz he's gotta be like the worlds biggest cub fan! I never thought anybody else would even see it, much less freak out over it! But Cub fans are like manic-depressants, they start the year on top of the world, and are suicidal by the end of the season. Hmm, almost time for another video?

[billoose]

@dtstrick Don't let the comments bother you. I've been a Cub fan since the age of 7, and I remember the 84 series with Garvy. The song is great and I love it. I've showed it to my Cub fan buddies and we all find it hysterical. Even though they are the worst team in the history of pro sports, I still love them.

C ompletely

U seless

B y

S eptember

[yamahonkawazuki]

@billoose same here. i had been to a few in 84. while living there. ive got to get this. now just gotta figure out where

[DaBearFan715]

Hey fellow Cub fans new lyrics: Baseball glory will COME TO YA!

[Gcrab789]

lol

[hotwad88]

If you had a pair youd sing this to Sweet Lou's face dumbass!!!! GO CUBS GO!!!!!!

[chicubs1876]

wow this song if fuckin gay as all shit

[yamahonkawazuki]

yet you still watch. lol

[macomoto]

When the Cubs win this year, I will come back to your shitty site and kick your ass.

[turds512]

3 words ITS GONNA HAPPEN

[turds512]

3 words Its gonna happen!

[chimichangman89]

3 words NO IT AINT

[lfree90908]

I confess that I am not a Cubs' fan but this is one of the funniest, cleverest songs I have heard in a long time! GO CARDS!

[jteeple09]

Nice. lol.

[heimtime3]

Ask Jim Edmonds if 2006 doesnt matter to him you fuckin retard. I understand you're a cubs fan so your past is SHIT. But honestly all cubs fans say is this year this year. But really, I bet your great granfather always said This year this year and HOW DID IT WORK OUT FOR HIM???????? so pack it in till you do something in the playoffs! till then shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1908 is your PAST.

[MLMaddock]

If you aren't a Cubs fan you don't understand. And yes, the mantra is: "this is our year"...one year we'll finally make it happen. This may be our year, we've got a great team, great manager, best fans in baseball....

My point is, just like everything else in life, if you don't have hope you don't got anything.

[tullygirlo]

o my god that made me laugh my head off go cards!! :)

[heimtime3]

SHIT HEADS? even if the cubs win the series their still7 behind the small market St Louis Cardinals so think before you use the term SHITHEAD you idiot SHITHEAD, Chicago shitty big dirty windy city, St. Louis BASEBALL HEAVEN so how many of your Hall of Famers have seen a World Series? SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[metallifreak100]

sorry but all those ones in the past dont matter worth shit cause its 2008 and all that matters right now is 2008

[MRSxJ0NASx24]

kay, i think its hilarious.

"this years our year!!"

tell me, how many years in a row have they

been saying that?! 100 ?! yeah, i think so.

cubs fans are getting their hopes up,

just to get them crushed yet again.

and another thing, when the sox suck,

we dont blame it on goats, managers, or fans.

we blame it on bad baseball, nothing else.

go white sox(:

[sayitaintso08]

Are you admitting that Cub fans are racist!

[rx7tman]

I cannot speak on behalf of all Cubs fans because I am one man... I drink like I am 3 men, but I am not... I just dont like the shitty fans that come over and stink our beautiful wrigley with quite the selection of places to drink after a game UP! Unlike some parks where you have to have your kevlar on and your knife ready... why who are you?!

[rx7tman]

If you have ever been to a real field like Wrigley then you would know that we like drinking and women... St. Louis fans like black people and Nelly! Cubs '08... cant wait to shut you shitheads up!

[ThurrzASnakeInMyBoot]

"04, 05, 06 crappy season every one"

Really? I could have sworn 04 was better than 03. 88-74. What a crappy season.

[ThurrzASnakeInMyBoot]

Erm... 89-73 I mean.

[nonny2tnj]

Well to all you morons who seem to think the Cardinals are best thing since sliced bread let me remind you of a couple details, the 2008 Chicago cubs are first in their division, ummmmm the Cardinals are 3.5 games behind us, they have a 588% we have a whopping 642% best is the whole league too! I think that fans are fans and that they should be proud of their club no matter what, but come on, no one can deny that the Cubs team this year easily tops anyone!

[heimtime3]

this is just like last year cub fans get a hard on in July then get sweeped in october so keep running your mouths and we will keep counting our CHAMPIONS thats cards 10 cubs 2 call me when that changes if we are still living. till then there is two things cub fans can do, keep waiting for Ron Santo to die and keep checking standings in july...

its worked for you in the past as we all know.

[scarhead8]

awesome!

[hiyaperson6]

lets go cubs is my only response. all u guys will be cryin when the cubs win Emus Catuli!!!

[sms681]

Cardinals are the most exciting and best team ever!

[sms681]

The Cubs are the biggest chokers!! haha. The best team in the regular season never wins the world series so enjoy while it lasts! CUBS SUCK!! Their fans are the biggest losers ever for still supporting them. The Cardinals have the most storied franchise in the National League as all their world series titles can show. I wouls need more than 2 hands to count all the cardinals trophies. It must be sad to be a cubs fan. what LOSERS!!

[turds512]

yep the really choked 9-1 to the Rockies

[andreuo11]

wrigley field home of the championships

[sayitaintso08]

...it was the home of the Florida Marlin's 2003 NLCS Championship!

[102569]

Hey dw - Ever hear of Lee Eliah - You faggot ass c**ksucker get a job and work and quit going to day Baseball you sh*t!!!

Get a freakin job you cu*t!!!

[gocubs526]

go beat up some 1st base coach with your dad you drunk white sox fan!!!!!

[102569]

South side has a championship - So we can run our mouths you drunken cell phonepunk!!!!!!

[dwodno]

Yah Yah Yah run your southie mouth but the Cubs have what the Sox won't ever have integrity. After all they never threw a World Series.

[TBSAV]

this is funny, and this is coming from a Cubs fan

[bokane71]

Proving once again that all Sox fans have nothing better to do but worry about the Cubs. Heres an idea. Instead of singing songs about the other team in town (What a LOSER by the way) why don't you go to the local barber and get that mullet cut then replace your missing teeth.

[jno23122]

SOX SUCK F THIS GUY

[thewhorocks524]

was this guy drunk when he made this. the song doesn't match the movement of the words.

and he screwed up at one part too, in a drunken laughter i might add.

[GypsyJana]

Thanks for keeping tabs on us Cub fans, you Sox fan's must really be bored. If you have so much hatred for us and our Cubs, why do y'all spend so much time watching and writing about us? WE ARE THE BEST, WIN OR LOSE. KEEP THE COMMENTS COMIN', OR GET A LIFE! Who's the real loser's? LOL

[cubsrbettadendacards]

this is retarted

[Paulwall1994]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Blame Steve Bartman! South SIde Sox!

[HeyxBuddy]

LMFAOO!! YESSS!

[JBCopland]

ha 100 years of shitty ball...book it!