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  • according to my calculations...sex.

  • 917 people didn't get blowjobs :-)

  • You both are real beautiful so I brought some flowers #so now do I get a blow job(;

  • werent in a relationship

  • One on the right, I'll be your dessert

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  • Ya'll must be experts at playing the Devil's Clarinet.

  • Just cuz they work for you doesn't mean they'll work with other girls.

  • Audiences

    This video is most popular with:

    Gender Age

    Male  45-54

    Male 35-44

  • @j0nn0rth Nobody is giving you thumbs up for putting that lame comment on here. Because everybody uses that comment, try being original for once

  • @cactus9889 Sorry I don't generally read comments. I just saw this retarded video and wanted to check to see if there were as many perverts watching it that I thought there were. I was right.

  • @cactus9889 PS: your approval doesn't mean anything to me. Or anyone else's. See ya Mr. Random Internet Guy. Have fun wanking off for the rest of your life.

  • @j0nn0rth Of course you're seeking approval by putting that lame comment on here. PS: I don't have to wank off, I got your momma doing it for me

  • i jacked off

  • At 1:20 that a girl I love sex

  • ha you sad people watching this video...you've either not had any action for ages or your a sad virgin :L

  • @jackstark100 cool life story loser

  • Colour Me Badd

  • lesbian?

  • Luls I was looking up "how to get a job" and this came up.

  • How is it a weird thing to plan a week ahead for a good date?? xD

  • there hot and funny

  • I do agree with the girl on the side is the cheapest option! 

  • I got here from vsauce ^^

  • I WANT THIS SOOOO BAD

  • The girl on the left reminds me so much of Janice from the show Friends

  • this is awesome... but she still says no.... like whaaa? :D

  • This is the worst advice. Seriously, do you girls assume everybody is a walking stereotype?

  • can u tell us how can we get a blowjob from u two? i mean ur adress and all

    thumbs up guys...spread the word

  • (This is not a winefest but an opinion) totally fuck relationships if it means I have to submit myself to a women...i'll fuck prostitutes, it can't be this hard. or fuck it ill masturbate everyday...till i die..Fuck life I should legit kill myself....just throwing this out there, maybe i'll turn gay? or do tonnes of drugs and then masturbate?? I don't know but I know after watching these videos that if girls are ALL like this 1)I don't have a chance in hell and 2)it'll be so goddamn painful.

  • OUCH im gay but i know how to get a blowjob better than you!

  • lol i met this girl yesterday and i just bought some beer and after 20 minutes:

    head for me

  • i got head b4 in a one night stand

  • her mouth said no, but my dick said TOO BAD!

  • $500.00 bucks for just a blow job...where the hell do you live in BEVERLY HILLS?....Where I'm from blow jobs range from $35-50.00 depending on the girls mood.....

  • @TheTrajan1980 maybe, but just maybe that buys you a bj from some messed up meth head with black - yellowish teeth...

  • my method: become the drummer of a band, get famous, talk to a fan, fellatio.

  • beside when u r she is drunk u will look much better .lol

  • getting her drunk works lol

  • one looks like demi lovato

  • fuck all that. if she is really down for you she will break you off anyway....no bribery, no gifts, not necessary.

  • diz is prtty stupid but i aint gonna lie these bitches is BAD!!!!!!!!!

  • Hell nawl,JJavi510

  • ur both retarded whores

  • please can you guys give me a blowjob

  • I would ask her to sit on my face,before going down on me.Nothing like the good oll 69.

  • star is getting jet pissed off evry time she cuts in2 her conversation

  • oh, Star, not only that i would enjoy a blowjob from u more than having a thresome with two babes, but i'd quit my job just to give it to u every day babe. u're so hot, trust me!

  • Women*

  • Pretty much the idea of this video is that womens are easy to manipulate. Thanks gals for giving guys another reason to think they are the alpha sex.

  • like if u ended the video after they said ''this only applies to ppl in a relationship''

  • Look at my picture of us, now suck my dick...LOGIC.

  • or you can just be honest about who you are and not try to trick her into it. If you're in a relationship with the woman , like they're saying in the video, they're gonna know that you're just trying to get something if your mannerisms suddenly change. unless, of course, you're trying to say women are idiots and easy to manipulate.

  • it worked !!

  • girl on the right is soo hot lol

  • @ksnipe52 i said hot...

  • Pick up lines wont work. I just watch james bond movies and follow what he dose to his bitchs.

  • This is bullshit.

  • watch with horniness but do not respect....thats all im sayin

  • This Video Goes Out To All Guys In Respective Manner that and Im 39 and know better Dawgs But Their Disrepticle Event Says That They ONLY WANT GUYS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR THAT IS MARRIED...Read Up on Women You Dont Get Um Unless You Got Emm.. I See Through This BullShit and My Own Woman is Throwing her Hands Out To This!

  • with all due respect...

    for the entire duration of the video I coudn't stop imagining you 2 doing what you were talking about.

  • All of this bullshit will get you no where, if she thinks your ugly, then you're fucked. If she thinks your cute, you could fart, make Jesus jokes, racist jokes, even piss on her neighbors lawn and your in, other wise all that other crap is just that, crap. She knows in the first 10 seconds if your getting that blow job, no matter what you say or do. Here's a big clue, if you tell a joke(whether it's funny or not) and she doesn't laugh, just walk away, your not getting a blow job.

  • the girl on the right..would give great head

  • Women expect men to be men. Asking o so nicely wont work n neither will forcing her. Sometimes you just gotta whip it out n if she act funny tell her to put it away her self lol

  • would asking for a blowjob work?

  • Riiight if that was that simple.. So you do some sweet talk and your girl jumps on you and sucks it with no mercy.. Yeeeeaah... C'm on, I found some a bit more useful and a bit less childish tips on jacksblowjobpersuasion

  • I wanna sex you up? Really? Damn did you just date yourselves. But I loved it.

    I just found you girls while looking for some good kissing videos for a teenage boy...... okay..... this is sounding creepy.

    My friend from high school has a teenage son that does not have a man in his life so I am the one who tells him all he needs to know. Anyway...... I just discovered you and I REALLY wish I could hangout and drink with you for hours on end. You are so damn entertaining. Thank You.

  • retarded, really.

  • *kuch* deletes history *kuch*

  • Should you shave your balls or no?

  • Lol you girls are so funny love it :P

  • do u jezzabells believe in GOD?

  • how the fuck did i get here?

  • it worked the best bj ive ever had

  • i no how but how can i get one from the wing girls......reply please

  • 887 people didnt get a bj

  • wtf is getting flowers from ur friends garden is ilegal?

  • Best song to get girls "I just had sex" akon!

  • Oh yeah im a teenager so yeah

  • @Donavino12 who cares that makes it better...

  • so like wat can i do to get a bj, and yesterday me and her were making out in the car after she got done with dance. She told me she doesnt like talking about that stuff because it makes her think about things she doesnt want to do. When we do talk abuout that for a hot minute she wants to change the subject. So wat can i do to get a bj from the church girl.

  • @Donavino12 GET HER DRUNK....

    the church girls are always the naughty ones....

    you just have to get her tipsy, then she'll do it, I swear

  • @Donavino12 Lol. Bro all you gotta do is get her super horny. Don't talk about sex with her. Just start kissing her. Touching her thighs. And don't go straight for her boobs or anything. Keep things light. Just kissing her and touching her. The key is to get her so horny that her vagina takes over for her brain. I would know.

  • Hey im trying to get a bj I hope these tips work, because the girl im going with is real churchy like, and she doesnt look like she can go. She has before to her last ex but she said that he stole her first kiss, and this school year she has givin him a bj and a hj, she told me that he made her do it like he would cry if she didnt or something like that. She doesnt look like she is going to do that again. But yesterday she had a dream that me and her had sex and it made her wet, so like wat can

  • My wife says she hate giving blowjobs....she has never givin me a bj and....i have tried everything i can think of to get her to give me a bj...like giving her flowers,saying all the bj ive ever gotten have hurt and that kind of stuff, and ive tried what yall said she just hasnt given me one..i dont know what else to try for her to give me a bj.ive even taken her to a really fancy restrant and still got no bj i dont know what else to do

  • this vid was posted on my birthday! my present was a blowjob

  • havent you watched southpark?

    take her to a musical

  • Lol why listen to a girl on how to get a blow job.. they have no credibility. This is all what not to do. First make sure she has a good time, get a lot of subtle physical contact so she's comfortable being close. Get her in a private area, home, car, etc. Get HARD

    Shy girl: Show her through your pants or put her hand on it n say, jeez look what u did to me, now u gotta fix it.

    Confident girl: Pull it out, then put it back and say, ha you can't handle it. Maybe later when u can handle it.

  • Take her out to dinner somewhere nice. Bring her back to your place to "watch a movie." Make sure you have two bottles of wine. These ingredients tend to create spontaneous blow jobs.

  • You can just tell the skinny one gives a horrible blow job...

  • fuck that . all u need is good looks and some swag

  • I followed you tips...I didn't get a blowjob..I got a baby

  • If she´s a blond one you can tell her that she is sick and your dick will relase vaccine to cure her.

  • im fucking horney NOW!

  • just get her drunk

  • i dont get this

    how does this help you get a blow job

  • I searched how to make good cupcakes WTF!

  • im watching this because i dont have a girlfriend!!!

  • none of this actually works haha

  • So, the solution is to lie to her, and pretend to be something we are not? That's nice.

  • I added you guys on Facebook, NOW WHERE'SMY DAMN BJ!?!?

  • take her to see winked :D thumbs up for southpark

    

  • I tried one of these ...I don't have a penis anymore.

  • @daggaweird

    so it worked? or was that implying something bad?

  • i wana juggle them tits

  • umm i looked up "how to get a job" WTF?

  • best job you can received from a chick :P

  • @mtalamantes100994 lolololololol hope this vid helped lol

  • @mtalamantes100994 This is a job :)

  • @mtalamantes100994 still you clicked this vid.

  • @TheSimonTech guh yes!!!!

  • big cock moroccan

  • I wonder how often you have sex

  • Guys don't have to do that stuff most girls will give a bj just from a good makeout kis me good I'll blow you better :p lol

  • Look at your crotch, then slowly look up at her, then back to your crotch, then back at her, eventually she will ask what the F*** you are doing, at which point you say, well its not going to suck itself XD

  • @jolms08plus

    If i did that i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face

  • grab the back of her head and gently push ........

  • some girls will neverr give u a bj but others all u gotta do is ask lol if shes guna give u a bj u both better be able to ask and talk about that without feeling weird... im a very young teen girlll

  • i searched comedy, how the fuck did i end up here? o.O

  • i'm 12 and single comment me!

  • @lollylama hey:)

  • these girls are gorgeous

  • Heck if you want a bj just ask her. All my man has to do is ask.

  • If i bought you 3 dollar flowers would you both blow me :D

  • i got a blowjob while watching your video. Thanks! XD!

  • omg how can SO MANY PPL DISLIKE?`??

  • 51 peopel saw the south park "sub-text" musicals episode.. : )

  • So basically all the shit guys hate doing

  • this video made my dick limp

  • Fuck this. How are YOU GIRLS going to earn the privilege of giving me a bj?

  • @earache70 HAHA, were girls babe we don't have to earn any privlege that has to do with US giving YOU pleasure.

  • @honey2938 Thank you, honey, for explaining the joke for me and would-be readers. If it weren't for you, we might not have have understood it. Thank you also, for believing the cultural ideal that women are prizes to be won and perpetuating, for all impressionable girls, that you are all special, little princesses, so that you may all continue to lay around, look pretty and expect the world to cater to you. I'm sure you'll go far until you're 30 and finally realize it's all been a myth.

  • @SuperTruth77 Fuck you, you lying, homophobic bastard. Violence is not acceptable, and if you ever fuck with me, I will defend myself. Fuck off!

  • So basically you are saying lie to your girlfriend to get sexual favors. Great advice. If you are a good guy and your girl really likes you she will want to please you.

  • My girlfriend showed me this!

  • PEACHES! FUCK THE PAIN AWAAAAAY!!!!!! <3

  • damn u can tell the lefty gives a hell of a blowjob

  • I'm a girl. Why am I watching this?

  • @Fuhlishiz because you thought it said how to give one?:b

  • @Fuhlishiz

    Because you're awesome miss please continue being cool

  • @Fuhlishiz maybe you have a...

  • I COULD BE WATCHING THINGS ABOUT SKYRIM!

  • i want to get a blow job, not get married!

  • @SamFisher77067 lol I know right? This video just proves how much of a game it is to deal with chicks, total pain in the ass

  • the one "i dont like BJs they hurt" worked! :D thanks! lol i owe my pleasure to you i guess :P

  • Oh FINALLY ONE OF THESE VIDEOS! THANK GAWD! Ok, I need a REALLY good blow job! :) Is the Supreme Blow Machine 1000 or the Vacuum Be Gone 811X betther? Thanks, them leaves are annoying LOL! :)

  • the dinner 1 worked!!!!

  • I'm 11...

  • @Ju1cypear THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING THIS!?

  • @NOMOREUNDEAD WHY NOT!?

  • their parents must be proud of them :')

  • i bet the red head gives it beter but definitly isnt a beter sight

  • i'm voting for hillary

  • that dosnt work take her to olive garden lol na ure nice to her then feed her som bullshit like i wanna spend the rest of my life with u or i love u so much words cant discribe how i feel about u

    tat normly works waste money and spit words tat make her happy then go in kiss her work ur way down and fuck the bj u get wat u realy want

  • daaaamn ..... i thought the word was (blue job )

  • women do what i say or get backhanded

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  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • I just start licking her pussy and then move my dick towards her face, 69 style, and if she doesn't get the clue get and leave. She's selfish, so don't waste your time.

  • the girl on the left looks like the girl who used to hand out free blowjobs at tgi fridays

  • If you want a blowjob, take her to a Broadway musical.

  • @SuperKiao funny shit!!

  • @SuperKiao ah a South Park referace XD

  • Seriously, Is this a joke? I only ask because the majority of what is said on here is opinion and not factual. It does happpen. It happens often. Very often. So this has to be a joke. Right?

  • This video is completely wrong. All I do is say, "suck my dick woman." And down my girlfriend goes. My ex was a pain in the ass. She said I would have to earn a beej if I wanted it.

  • If you love a girl, you will never ask her to suck your dick!

  • @BelgradoServie you are a girl right? no male gay bi or str8 could have written this it's physically impossible, unless you are typing this in front of your girlfriend so you get a bj.

  • @ajgolfer1

    No. I am a male. It is not natural to place your dick in the month of your woman. Because her month is not the place where your dick belongs. You have to be very retarded to perform such an act on the woman who you supose to love.

  • @BelgradoServie You fucking stupid bro?

  • @BelgradoServie I'm sorry, but I love my gf very much. And she does love going down on me. I am that lucky. And she loves it when i am vocal about telling her to do it. So, I don't know where you are basing your opinion from, but it's not in my world of reality.

  • take her to a broadway play......

  • @HudDog418 South park FTW?