their religion is ridiculous, but i still want those 2 handsome young men to knock at my door.... you can come any time boys.... you can teach me your religion, i can teach you something else :)
Maybe next time you should listen to their message. Trust me, its for your benefit, not theirs. They spend 2 years of their life spreading Christ's message. For that I have great respect, Mormons or not.
Even wearing funny underpants you weren't nearly half as funny as them. I once broke a mormons foot (he put it between the door so my mom couldn't close it and kept whining to her about his idiocy) so I took a running jump and nearly broke the door down, smashed into it with my full weight.
After that he kept screaming until we called the cops on him (no, not an ambulance since he's not allowed help from them anyway)
i geet worry about mormons when they get to inside the mormonism, do you know that is a point in the mormon church where if you whant to get out of there you cant becouse they kill you, they use what they call, THE ANGELS OF THE REVENGE. is a group that want to destroy your life. if you leave the organization. without anyone knowing it was them. i hope you know all this things.
Mormons are just trying to share their religion. They are not trying to force it on you, they are just trying to share it. You can politely tell them you are not interested, there's no need for a huge reaction over it all.
@alexmoskov I think it's because most of em are atheist now. In Australia we have very few. But the Odd few that manage to get past my front gate, don't make it any further due to my Big dogs. XD
@cobolt13 Actually theres a big christian influence in eastern Europe. I know because I lived there. The only time people would come to your door would be to sing to you on christmas, which is kinda nice. =)
@bringemyoung1 wouldn't be to bad if it was bibles.. i grew up around those things.. still use them.. but i'm the kinda guy everyone says is impossible to exist. so i say its not impossible and i have proof.. i am the proof.. i believe in both religion and science.. i'm sorta like the guy people would call a Techno religion.. in the way i believe fully in both science and 2 religions. one is catholic and the other is the one vikings believed in lol.. odd life style i know but its my life style.
All I can say, is I finally got rid of both mormons and J.W from coming to my house,I actually see them pass my house(I think im on a do not knock on door list) lol, Why? Because I have a sticker by my door that tells them to go away and if they come back again I will open my door and unleash my dog on them. also I gave my own bible tract to both and they know I wont convert,but I have be warning people about this groups with warning tracts,happy inoculting :)
@joyinlife100 meh i don't get bothered by them no more.. they still try chasing me from time to time because changing me to a mormon will benefit them greatly.. in the way that it will open up the route to them that i use to escape from them.. pretty much it just takes them across some unforgiving landscape.. without the upgrades of the mountain bikes and the training needed to deal with anything its a pretty long drop down.. they know that so they don't follow me
I am a mormon... and i must say.. :L that was rather funny.. "i am the true lord of dance.." :LL tbh not all mormons are hardcore ones.. :L some like me really aren't that bothered by anything... :L pfftt... shout at me all you want i really don't care.. :L but still that line :LLL and in your boxers lol.. :')
@GFunkMachine if thats what you believe then I wont dispute that, everyone on this earth was given the gift of free agenct to make their own choices and decisions.
How can people not see the funny side in this? Seriously, get a life. No harm done. No Jehovah Witnesses harmed in the making of this video. At least he opened the door.. there's a first lol
see, when mormons come to MY house, i have this plan. i bought pig blood and spotted my shirt with it and then doused a hatchet in it. so the next time they come to my door, i'll be in my shirt and hatchet in hand, and i'll just stare at them. totally serious face. it's going to be fantastic xD
mormons in the UK are far worse trust me.. you shut the door on one of them, then open it a split second after and there is 2.. then do it over and over and they keep doubling in numbers.. also it happens when your walking but its when ever you turn around.. i was chased by about 40 - 50 of them a few weeks ago trying to get me to join them.. luckily for me i'm 6 foot 4.. so i ran pretty fast and jumped over a few high walls..
@congalala6777 got stopped by another 2 today.. but this time they won't be bothering me.. i sent them into a dangerous area lol.. nothing too dangerous.. its just a place where they'll think "fuck this i don't wanna be a missionary no more".. mainly because its a place i went to ages ago and got beat up.. then went back 2 years later and did the ass kicking. with the 2 of them maybe they can make people change their mind.. up until the point they reach the bottom end of the place and get chased
@NicaKrnKid to everyone else it would have done.. to me it was just like when i go mountain biking with friends.. except i wasn't racing against the mormons i was just running away to stop them converting me
@TheAlexJonesCult yeah.. theres lots of them between my house and their temple about 14 mile away.. unlucky for me i have to go past their temple to get to my uni.. which sucks for me as they seem to just appear out of no where but now they know not to mess with me or approach me on my mountain bike.. even their missionaries on their mountain bikes dont follow me any more as they know i'll just go off road and if they follow then they best be ready to shit themselves due to how fast i go
@cobolt13 sadly guns are illegal in my country.. unless you use them in your garden like i do.. also i have a high powered long range crossbow but not allowed to aim it at anyone.. also i prefer the chase they give me as they think i'll show them my path ways i use when they convert me.. but first they have to out smart me and catch me.. which isn't going to be easy for them.. as i know all the routes like the back of my hand..
@SnowBunnieandNoA It's not the fact that thery're mormon, its the fact that they are at my door every goddamn day interrupting my life. It's not like they are there to be my friend, they're there to preach their religon so why should I be nice to them?
@SnowBunnieandNoA OPEN YOUR EYES THEY ARE ON A BRAIN WASHING MISSION.ITS EVEN WORST WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR MAGIC UNDERWARE ON.THEY WILL ABDUCT YOU AND TAKE YOU TO THEIR PLANET.THERE THE MAKE YOU READ THEIR REWRITEN BIBLE IN CHRISTIANNESE...THE ONLY GOOD PART IS YOU GET TO HAVE A LOT OF WIFES THAT DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU..WOW ALL THAT LEG
more like cause they come knocking on your door with this pretentious attitude of needing to help you or you needing them to help you it's annoying... so don't even get that twisted
@SnowBunnieandNoA It's sad that people feel the need to peddle their religion onto other people, harassing them into believing in the same god as them. That's what's sad.
@jjdrummer108 They are just going over to see if your interested and you can be polite and say no thank you I'm not interested and shut the door not slam it in there face.
@jjdrummer108 They are just going over to see if your interested and you can be polite and say no thank you I'm not interested and shut the door not slam it in there face.
@SnowBunnieandNoA no we (people who has common sense) are tired of these morons knocking on our doors... we would not have a chance to be rude to any of them if they had keep their shitty retarded religions to themselves.
None of us want to be rude to them unless they keep on banging on my door and wasting my time... we have all the right to tell them to fuck off and please dont come back here or there will be shit like this happens.
@SnowBunnieandNoA Compared to what MOST people do...that was very nice (and pretty funny). I know because I am LDS and I watch these vids all the time.
@SnowBunnieandNoA i'm not being rude.. they're being rude stalking me when ever i go out.. i'm the only guy in my town they haven't talked to about their book yet as i keep running from them.. then they follow me.. its like matrix where neo fights against all the agents lol..
@pyromanizak no needs to, i have a new route i go to lose them.. it turns out they can't climb stuff very well and the path way i use is mostly upwards.. and one slip means breaking both legs.. even tho its about 10 - 20 feet up its a good way to lose them.. luckily i can do it quite easily as i pretty much have no fear.. although i do have allergies as i found out.. i can't eat mushrooms.. it seems to make me throw them back up.
@swanyAJ Exactly. Shouldnt be trespassing on his property and disturbing the piece trying to get him to believe in lies so he pays the church 10% of all he earns
Sicky.. I made a general comment that wasn't aimed at anyone specific. I think its funny that you took it personally! I'm not even close to claiming to be a Christian so I can say whatever I choose. Keep throwing stones buddy, I'll have your place in hell saved for ya.
@LoneGroveHillbilly Haha! Oh, really? you go ahead and have fun in hell. I didn't take it personally, and I find it funny that you think I did! Did I say you were a Christian? I only asked you a simple question, and told you what I wasn't doing. I can say whatever I want to say too. We all can. Good day!
WAT A JERK!! i wish they were POLYNESIANs missionaries @ your door...watch wat happenS to you when you do that to them, your gon' wish you never OPEN'd ur door to them!! kus' dey gon MURDER UR ASS U madafucker!!!
Would you freaking "religious" people shut the freaking crap up!?!? It's people like you that caused me to quit church in the first place. Quit acting like your freaking jesus himself look at your damn self. Don't tell people where they are wrong because you are doing the same crap! Worry about your own self!
"Call upon the name of the Lord and you shall be saved".. That's it, that's all there is!! Don't add to it, because HE didn't!!!
I have a friend that tried to escape by running around to the back of his apartment complex, but they just kept following him. When I was on my mission a guy hid under his bed in the front room. We could see his feet. My companion called him out and got all pissed and told him to quit insulting our intelligence. "If you don't want us to come here, just tell us to our face!" We're both exmos now, by the way. Good times!
I have a serious question for anyone who can answer it SERIOUSLY...Why do I only see male LDS members going door to door on missions? Are women not allowed to do this too, or is it simply that it is too dangerous?
@Samantha27330 Women go on missions as well. There are only about 50,000 missionaries serving around the world - a majority of them men. Boys are called to serve when they turn 19 and most times LDS boys go. For women, it's (not the word I was looking for) more optional and happens when a woman is 21, because of the later years and women receiving higher education, maintaining jobs, and/or getting married and starting a family are also factors why there are less women serving as missionaries. :)
@Samantha27330 Only fundamentalist actually go by what the bible says. You have to remember that the bible is really old with old philosophy and bigotry and discrimination. There was no US Constitution back then. The bible does state that women cant wear jewelry, makeup, and cant fix their hair. And they cant teach, must remain in silence and cant have authority over a man. The reason? Because a guy was created first. There would be more atheists if people would actually read it.
@SickyJinx13 Gladly. 1 Timothy 2:9-13. But thats not my favorite. How about Deut. 13:6-10 and 2 Chronicles 15:13. If you dont convert to our religion, then kill them. I just love bible wisdom and morality. There is also killing people who pick up sticks on the weekend, kill children who make fun of people, kill women who arent virgins when married, kill children for cursing their parents, and my favorite, genocide. I would still be a Christian if I had never read the bible. Its disgusting.
@SickyJinx13 Ironically, Christians condemn the Quran for saying the exact same thing that the bible does. Which makes Christians a bunch of hypocrites. But the reason for that is...THEY DONT READ THEIR BIBLE. They sit in their church and let some average Joe preacher tell them what to think instead of doing their own research. I have a mind of my own and choose not to be naive and gullible. The Hindu deities are fake just like all of them. Its all an arrogant, imaginary game the religious play.
@SickyJinx13 Again. 1 Timothy 2:9-13. I put it in my first reply. And btw, the quran says kill all infidels and the bible says kill all infidels. Both say it in several different places.
@vottoduder I apologize, I didn't see your first post. But here's another one: EXACTLY where in the bible does it say to kill all infidels. where in the bible do you even see the word "infidel"?? And did you even read the New Testament? That would be basically the whole story of Jesus Christ who changed all of that. He told us not to put anyone to death anymore, to try and show them better ways.
@SickyJinx13 Again Im doing your homework. An infidel is a non-believer or person of different belief. If you read my second reply you will see that I mentioned Deut. 13:6-10 and 2 Chronicles 15:13. If you dont convert then you must die. And why does Jesus rebuke his followers for not following the OT law in Matthew 15:4 by referring to Exodus 21:17 and Lev. 20:9 to kill children for cursing their parents? And why are you avoiding the original discussion in Timothy? Bible morality, blah!!!
@vottoduder In Matthew 15:4 He says "Let them die the death." Sin is death, so that means that they probably will not live very long for being horrible sinner. He never said "KILL THEM."
Well, you took that one out of context. Get over yourself.
@SickyJinx13 Its possible I did. But why would Jesus all of the sudden have a change of heart? He wants to murder and destroy infidels in previous books but in Matthew he says "ooops, maybe I was a little harsh". I dont think so, Jesus was a cold blooded murderer in the OT.
@SickyJinx13 And I like how you disregard the OT like the people that were brutally murdered didnt matter now that Jesus came along. I question YOUR morality. The people in the OT were following the laws of Jesus. The LORD ordered their deaths. Do I need to look that up for you as well? Numbers 15:32-36. Jesus ordered the death of a man for picking up sticks on the weekend. Thats like the death penalty for running a stop sign on Sunday.
@SickyJinx13 The punishment should ALWAYS fit the crime. Death for picking up sticks? Death for not being a virgin? Death for making fun of someone? Death for cursing your parents? Death for being a Hindu or Buddhist? Your morality is obscured by your faith and fear. Why dont you try to condone and justify these punishments. Try using your own conscience.
@vottoduder I did. But I can tell right away that your just a lost cause. You obviously don't understand the bible, and what God was trying to do. My morality? What about your morality? Ever tell a lie? Cheat? Steal or even think about the death of someone else? Nobody is perfect except God, and I can understand what he was trying to do. God isn't a cold blooded murderer. He plans everything perfectly, but you will never understand that.
@SickyJinx13 Whats not to understand? Im reading it word for word. When it says kill someone for their beliefs, then it means kill someone for their beliefs. Its you that doesnt understand. You obviously dont understand morality. There is nothing wrong with lying or stealing, its the intent of the lie or theft thats the crime. There are people who have lied that deserve the Medal Of Honor. I have given examples of my case but you have yet to defend yours. Condone or justify those passages.
@vottoduder Again, you're a lost cause. I'm saying you don't understand what God was trying to do. Lying and theft IS immoral in case you didn't know. We're not in 1942, and I don't have to do that. I wouldn't open the door. Thanks for reminding me that I also have common sense. You also say that the bible is a fairy tale? That proves EVEN MORE that you don't understand it all. The bible has told about many prophecies that have been fulfilled and another prophecy is being fulfilled right now.
@SickyJinx13 So by your morality, if you live in 1942 and were harboring Jews in your basement and a Nazi officer came to your door asking if you knew where any Jews were, you would hand them over because you wouldnt lie. You are so caught up in your fairy tales and delusions that you are missing the basic fundamentals of life. Again, I challenge you to defend your position.
@vottoduder Don't tell me that I don't understand morality. I obviously do, but you don't. Like I said, you're a lost cause and if you want to continue this, go ahead, but I probably won't reply because it's just a waste of time. It's like talking to a wall. The wall being you BTW.
@SickyJinx13 And you still refuse to defend your position. Or is it that you cant. You cant justify or condone the passages that I mentioned because your conscience wont let you. Dont worry, no one I have ever talked to hasnt been able to either. They avoid the question just like your doing now.
Yep this definetly reminds me of someyhing my drama teacher would do if he was bored.... ^_^
SFGiantsChick55 7 hours ago
sir...i bow down to u.
violotwaves17 1 week ago
This reminds me of my drama teacher a little lol....
SFGiantsChick55 2 weeks ago
It makes me sad I don't get missionaries at my door. O, what fun I would have.
schlegelt 2 weeks ago
@schlegelt Don't worry they will get to you sooner or later. Be prepared lol
liamlloyd77 1 week ago
"I am the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say"
I am the only one who caught the weird al yankovic reference?
elvishskills 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@elvishskills No, pretty much every other commenter did too.
rbcp 2 weeks ago
@rbcp Well I guess i've learned my lesson, read more than the first comment on the page.
elvishskills 2 weeks ago
@elvishskills See that you do! :)
rbcp 2 weeks ago
Who would have thought it.
I can actually say I agree with a Mormon.
You ARE weired.
baldieman64 3 weeks ago
Ha, Weird Al reference xD
bothanspy11 1 month ago
"mormans at my door... in my underpants" possibly the greatest intro ever.
HeyLookItsAdam 1 month ago 5
I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and magic underwear. Yes, I'm a Mormon.
budgrant69 1 month ago
their religion is ridiculous, but i still want those 2 handsome young men to knock at my door.... you can come any time boys.... you can teach me your religion, i can teach you something else :)
TheStalli0nrider 1 month ago
:D haha
TheSk8terGirl55 1 month ago
I AM THE TRUE LORD OF THE DANCE!!! LOL!!!
ArizonaKnightWolf 1 month ago in playlist More videos from rbcp
fuck u to the people who hate mormons
MrJackassthe3rd 1 month ago
i'm not gonna lie, i leave for a mission in a week and this really makes me laugh. i hope something this funny happens to me while i'm out.
fishcalendar 1 month ago
@vishnouski why do you hate mormons?
14kpace1 1 month ago
lol
bucketsuckit 1 month ago
the new video name should be moron at my door
Vishnouski 1 month ago
I did this once except I was naked and i listened to them the whole time. and it wasnt even my house.
Leonelfreak 1 month ago
Maybe next time you should listen to their message. Trust me, its for your benefit, not theirs. They spend 2 years of their life spreading Christ's message. For that I have great respect, Mormons or not.
TheFirerunnerz 1 month ago
@TheFirerunnerz That fact alone diminishes my respect...
NexusHUBSH 1 month ago
Love this guy.
TheMarmot24 1 month ago
Even wearing funny underpants you weren't nearly half as funny as them. I once broke a mormons foot (he put it between the door so my mom couldn't close it and kept whining to her about his idiocy) so I took a running jump and nearly broke the door down, smashed into it with my full weight.
After that he kept screaming until we called the cops on him (no, not an ambulance since he's not allowed help from them anyway)
Yeah, last time we ever saw them near our house.
sadkingbilly 1 month ago
@sadkingbilly I'm sure god repaired his foot instantly anyways! LOL
IS8x57IS 1 month ago
Mormons at the gates! Go get the viking battle axes!
JustWickedSwede 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
italianamerican1988 1 month ago
Next time, ask them how magnets work.
JamessTheFallen 1 month ago
mormons are at the door?
*grabs shotgun*
zegamingz 1 month ago
u r my idol i think u r me from the future xD
ChuWanggAmes 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHA
ChuWanggAmes 1 month ago
In like 2008, I told some mormons that I would love to talk with them but I had to get back to fucking my dad. They probably left, I never checked.
Skillionaire9 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i geet worry about mormons when they get to inside the mormonism, do you know that is a point in the mormon church where if you whant to get out of there you cant becouse they kill you, they use what they call, THE ANGELS OF THE REVENGE. is a group that want to destroy your life. if you leave the organization. without anyone knowing it was them. i hope you know all this things.
MrOjodeaguila 2 months ago
I AM THE TRUE LORD OF THE DANCE! NO MATTER WHAT THOSE IDIOTS AT WORK SAY!
A2thej1009 2 months ago
wow... glad we don't have Mormons in Norway...
But wait... we have Jehovah's Witness.
FML
Berland1 2 months ago
@Berland1 Oh trust me, we're in norway too.
PCpride 1 month ago
@PCpride For now!
Berland1 1 month ago
I'd love for some mormons to come to my door, it would be an intellectual smackdown.
FreakyKing2 2 months ago
@FreakyKing2 wow your real nice
chadro85 2 months ago
@chadro85 I am a nice person, but if someone wants to come to my home spouting their religion I'm definitely going to challenge what they're saying.
FreakyKing2 2 months ago
wow..thats just werd.
FallenxInxLovexBOTDF 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Mormons are just trying to share their religion. They are not trying to force it on you, they are just trying to share it. You can politely tell them you are not interested, there's no need for a huge reaction over it all.
ForeverSiriusBlack1 2 months ago
you are weird poster coulnt you of answred the door normally instead of being a total idiot
locutus340 2 months ago
Sick Weird Al Yankovich reference, bro.
irgifted 2 months ago
LMAO that was AWESOME! You are my new hero! =)
stiimuli 2 months ago
the dumbf*** mormon/J.W. that came to my door stupidly brought his kids along. That is the only reason why i actually bloody accepted his books.
superstringer32 2 months ago
@superstringer32
Those who accuse others of wrongdoing are merely projecting their own ineptness on someone else.
sidewalksynthesizer 2 months ago
Comment removed
superstringer32 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@superstringer32
Those who accuse others of wrongdoing are merely projecting their own ineptness on someone else.
sidewalksynthesizer 2 months ago
what did he say? "Im the true lord of the dance.....
1westonn1 2 months ago
Funny, you don't see this happen in Eastern Europe.
alexmoskov 3 months ago
@alexmoskov I think it's because most of em are atheist now. In Australia we have very few. But the Odd few that manage to get past my front gate, don't make it any further due to my Big dogs. XD
cobolt13 2 months ago
@cobolt13 Actually theres a big christian influence in eastern Europe. I know because I lived there. The only time people would come to your door would be to sing to you on christmas, which is kinda nice. =)
alexmoskov 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@alexmoskov That's be kinda awkward for me. Lol. Christians singing to an atheist.
cobolt13 2 months ago
@bringemyoung1 wouldn't be to bad if it was bibles.. i grew up around those things.. still use them.. but i'm the kinda guy everyone says is impossible to exist. so i say its not impossible and i have proof.. i am the proof.. i believe in both religion and science.. i'm sorta like the guy people would call a Techno religion.. in the way i believe fully in both science and 2 religions. one is catholic and the other is the one vikings believed in lol.. odd life style i know but its my life style.
LeviathanTank 3 months ago
All I can say, is I finally got rid of both mormons and J.W from coming to my house,I actually see them pass my house(I think im on a do not knock on door list) lol, Why? Because I have a sticker by my door that tells them to go away and if they come back again I will open my door and unleash my dog on them. also I gave my own bible tract to both and they know I wont convert,but I have be warning people about this groups with warning tracts,happy inoculting :)
joyinlife100 3 months ago
@joyinlife100 meh i don't get bothered by them no more.. they still try chasing me from time to time because changing me to a mormon will benefit them greatly.. in the way that it will open up the route to them that i use to escape from them.. pretty much it just takes them across some unforgiving landscape.. without the upgrades of the mountain bikes and the training needed to deal with anything its a pretty long drop down.. they know that so they don't follow me
LeviathanTank 3 months ago
I am a mormon... and i must say.. :L that was rather funny.. "i am the true lord of dance.." :LL tbh not all mormons are hardcore ones.. :L some like me really aren't that bothered by anything... :L pfftt... shout at me all you want i really don't care.. :L but still that line :LLL and in your boxers lol.. :')
chiken787 3 months ago
im the true lord of the dance no matter what mklenesay.... yes you are wierd its true
jfack1 3 months ago
What the fuck is a Mormon
madass21 3 months ago
IM THE TRUE LORD OF THE DANCE
NO MATTER WHAT THOSE IDIOTS AT WORK SAY
That's your horoscope for today - Weird Al Yankovic
NintendoJunky 3 months ago
They were right for thinking you are weird.
Shizalumni 3 months ago
The Mormons are a classic example of human gullibility.
John Smith my ass.
GFunkMachine 3 months ago
@GFunkMachine *Joseph Smith.
cherebumpkin 3 months ago
@cherebumpkin
Thanks for that correction.
*Joseph* Smith, my ass.
GFunkMachine 3 months ago
@GFunkMachine if thats what you believe then I wont dispute that, everyone on this earth was given the gift of free agenct to make their own choices and decisions.
cherebumpkin 3 months ago
@cherebumpkin
Haha, I seriously hope that you aren't implying that Mormonism is valid.
Otherwise, have a good day.
GFunkMachine 3 months ago
Mace
hammerogod 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Its sad that you have to be rude to people you don't know just because of there religion very very sad."
And it's not rude to wake people up in the morning.
ttJinn 3 months ago
Weird Al is the true lord of the dance. No matter what those idiot mormons say.
MHVK14 3 months ago
Poor execution. Still pretty funny.
gladehatch 3 months ago
giggling about... how weird YOU were... my brain needs a moment for that. XD
MetaruRyuu 3 months ago
Mormon, one letter away from Moron.
DesiredHTC 3 months ago 20
@DesiredHTC
2 Letters away from moo
3 Letters away from on
1 Letters away from moon
3 Letters away from oo
Or:
Moo On The Moon OO
A Mormon doctrine BTW.
Or at least Brigham Young said there were people dressed like Quakers on the Moon.
hammerogod 3 months ago
@DesiredHTC WOAH I DINT KNOW YOU COULD SPELL! EVERYONE!!! THIS MAN/WOMAN CAN SPELL! SOME ONE GIVE THE MAN/WOMAN A RIBBON!
thatblondetitan 2 months ago
lawl at the religious debate on this video
falloutpanicx 4 months ago
Hung out in your driveway? you should have called the cops.
snowday333 4 months ago
ahaha... that's what you get for turning up at someones door uninvited asking them to join your satanic cult.
Kenshiro15K 4 months ago
aw, well arnt you a tasteful person, well im glad you got such a kick at the expense of innocent people
ChrisBsaW 4 months ago
mormons + jehovahs witness = recipe for disaster
olliepfc94 4 months ago
fuck mormons
billythethinker 4 months ago
WTF?
Nerd042 4 months ago
How can people not see the funny side in this? Seriously, get a life. No harm done. No Jehovah Witnesses harmed in the making of this video. At least he opened the door.. there's a first lol
marymo75 4 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marymo75 4 months ago
south park made mormons look like retards.
Zachylolz 4 months ago
see, when mormons come to MY house, i have this plan. i bought pig blood and spotted my shirt with it and then doused a hatchet in it. so the next time they come to my door, i'll be in my shirt and hatchet in hand, and i'll just stare at them. totally serious face. it's going to be fantastic xD
bellavator94 4 months ago
" i am the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say" shoulda said it slower would have been alot funnier :')
godieinafirenow 4 months ago
pull over wat pul over no its a cartigan but thanks for noticeing yeah killer boots man pull over to the side of the road oh my bad
GGGG761 5 months ago
im in my underwear.
cptmuska 5 months ago
mormons in the UK are far worse trust me.. you shut the door on one of them, then open it a split second after and there is 2.. then do it over and over and they keep doubling in numbers.. also it happens when your walking but its when ever you turn around.. i was chased by about 40 - 50 of them a few weeks ago trying to get me to join them.. luckily for me i'm 6 foot 4.. so i ran pretty fast and jumped over a few high walls..
LeviathanTank 5 months ago 42
@LeviathanTank that's funny!!! lol
congalala6777 5 months ago
@congalala6777 got stopped by another 2 today.. but this time they won't be bothering me.. i sent them into a dangerous area lol.. nothing too dangerous.. its just a place where they'll think "fuck this i don't wanna be a missionary no more".. mainly because its a place i went to ages ago and got beat up.. then went back 2 years later and did the ass kicking. with the 2 of them maybe they can make people change their mind.. up until the point they reach the bottom end of the place and get chased
LeviathanTank 5 months ago
@LeviathanTank It must've looked like that scene in the Matrix where the agents try to pile Keanu Reves.
NicaKrnKid 4 months ago
@NicaKrnKid to everyone else it would have done.. to me it was just like when i go mountain biking with friends.. except i wasn't racing against the mormons i was just running away to stop them converting me
LeviathanTank 4 months ago
@LeviathanTank the mormons are coming the mormons are coming
Gundamortal 4 months ago
@LeviathanTank holy shit
TheAlexJonesCult 4 months ago
@TheAlexJonesCult yeah.. theres lots of them between my house and their temple about 14 mile away.. unlucky for me i have to go past their temple to get to my uni.. which sucks for me as they seem to just appear out of no where but now they know not to mess with me or approach me on my mountain bike.. even their missionaries on their mountain bikes dont follow me any more as they know i'll just go off road and if they follow then they best be ready to shit themselves due to how fast i go
LeviathanTank 4 months ago
@LeviathanTank Will you be my friend? LOLOLOL
TheDDDeagle 3 months ago
@LeviathanTank I just have a Russian ridge-back. They don't make it within 25 meters.
cobolt13 2 months ago
@cobolt13 sadly guns are illegal in my country.. unless you use them in your garden like i do.. also i have a high powered long range crossbow but not allowed to aim it at anyone.. also i prefer the chase they give me as they think i'll show them my path ways i use when they convert me.. but first they have to out smart me and catch me.. which isn't going to be easy for them.. as i know all the routes like the back of my hand..
LeviathanTank 2 months ago
Its sad that you have to be rude to people you don't know just because of there religion very very sad.
SnowBunnieandNoA 5 months ago 5
@SnowBunnieandNoA It's not the fact that thery're mormon, its the fact that they are at my door every goddamn day interrupting my life. It's not like they are there to be my friend, they're there to preach their religon so why should I be nice to them?
motocrosskid97 5 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA No, it's because they go up to your door and piss you off.
iBenJay 4 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA OPEN YOUR EYES THEY ARE ON A BRAIN WASHING MISSION.ITS EVEN WORST WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR MAGIC UNDERWARE ON.THEY WILL ABDUCT YOU AND TAKE YOU TO THEIR PLANET.THERE THE MAKE YOU READ THEIR REWRITEN BIBLE IN CHRISTIANNESE...THE ONLY GOOD PART IS YOU GET TO HAVE A LOT OF WIFES THAT DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU..WOW ALL THAT LEG
MrEnlightenup 4 months ago
more like cause they come knocking on your door with this pretentious attitude of needing to help you or you needing them to help you it's annoying... so don't even get that twisted
finight9 4 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA It's sad that people feel the need to peddle their religion onto other people, harassing them into believing in the same god as them. That's what's sad.
3rdsnowleopard 4 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA and trying to convert people door to door isn't?
jjdrummer108 4 months ago
@jjdrummer108 They are just going over to see if your interested and you can be polite and say no thank you I'm not interested and shut the door not slam it in there face.
SnowBunnieandNoA 4 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
@jjdrummer108 They are just going over to see if your interested and you can be polite and say no thank you I'm not interested and shut the door not slam it in there face.
SnowBunnieandNoA 4 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA no we (people who has common sense) are tired of these morons knocking on our doors... we would not have a chance to be rude to any of them if they had keep their shitty retarded religions to themselves.
None of us want to be rude to them unless they keep on banging on my door and wasting my time... we have all the right to tell them to fuck off and please dont come back here or there will be shit like this happens.
Refused2Break 4 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA Compared to what MOST people do...that was very nice (and pretty funny). I know because I am LDS and I watch these vids all the time.
LonerlovezL 4 months ago
@LonerlovezL people are so mean to us...
Kelzorens 3 months ago
@Kelzorens Some are, yeah. Others are nice! It just depends on the person and whether or not they can accept people of religious backgrounds.
LonerlovezL 3 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA What's rude are these people pushing their religion onto other's beliefs.
MADDOG6400 4 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA It's sad that you can't take a joke. Very, very sad. :)
CultClassicMashtah24 4 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA They invade your privacy with their BS. That's all I need to know to not like them.
Xsuprio 3 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA i'm not being rude.. they're being rude stalking me when ever i go out.. i'm the only guy in my town they haven't talked to about their book yet as i keep running from them.. then they follow me.. its like matrix where neo fights against all the agents lol..
LeviathanTank 3 months ago
@LeviathanTank HAhahahaha not sure if that is real or not but that is hilarious.
You should actually dress up as neo, and film it.
pyromanizak 3 months ago
@pyromanizak no needs to, i have a new route i go to lose them.. it turns out they can't climb stuff very well and the path way i use is mostly upwards.. and one slip means breaking both legs.. even tho its about 10 - 20 feet up its a good way to lose them.. luckily i can do it quite easily as i pretty much have no fear.. although i do have allergies as i found out.. i can't eat mushrooms.. it seems to make me throw them back up.
LeviathanTank 3 months ago
@SnowBunnieandNoA its rude that theyre disturbing him in his free time. its also his property, he can do what he wants
swanyAJ 3 months ago 26
@swanyAJ Exactly. Shouldnt be trespassing on his property and disturbing the piece trying to get him to believe in lies so he pays the church 10% of all he earns
liamlloyd77 1 week ago
Geeeze...
Seeking attention much...
learrus 5 months ago
Sicky, are you a christian?
LoneGroveHillbilly 5 months ago
@LoneGroveHillbilly Nope. :)
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
Sicky, do you claim to be a Christian?
LoneGroveHillbilly 5 months ago
Sicky.. I made a general comment that wasn't aimed at anyone specific. I think its funny that you took it personally! I'm not even close to claiming to be a Christian so I can say whatever I choose. Keep throwing stones buddy, I'll have your place in hell saved for ya.
LoneGroveHillbilly 5 months ago
Comment removed
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@LoneGroveHillbilly Haha! Oh, really? you go ahead and have fun in hell. I didn't take it personally, and I find it funny that you think I did! Did I say you were a Christian? I only asked you a simple question, and told you what I wasn't doing. I can say whatever I want to say too. We all can. Good day!
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
WAT A JERK!! i wish they were POLYNESIANs missionaries @ your door...watch wat happenS to you when you do that to them, your gon' wish you never OPEN'd ur door to them!! kus' dey gon MURDER UR ASS U madafucker!!!
tamaamopopo 5 months ago
haha thats some funny shit bro.
teamvibralux 5 months ago
Yer boi! get yo dick and an scare that white boi. his bitch aint even gon be able fit it in her ass. Peace 11inch
11inchforever 5 months ago
Would you freaking "religious" people shut the freaking crap up!?!? It's people like you that caused me to quit church in the first place. Quit acting like your freaking jesus himself look at your damn self. Don't tell people where they are wrong because you are doing the same crap! Worry about your own self!
"Call upon the name of the Lord and you shall be saved".. That's it, that's all there is!! Don't add to it, because HE didn't!!!
LoneGroveHillbilly 5 months ago
@LoneGroveHillbilly I'm not adding to anything. I am not Jesus.
And BTW, why aren't YOU worrying about your own self, if you want us to worry about own ourselves?
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
dumbass mormons
sluke360ee1 5 months ago
I have a friend that tried to escape by running around to the back of his apartment complex, but they just kept following him. When I was on my mission a guy hid under his bed in the front room. We could see his feet. My companion called him out and got all pissed and told him to quit insulting our intelligence. "If you don't want us to come here, just tell us to our face!" We're both exmos now, by the way. Good times!
etchkid 5 months ago
I can't wait to try something like this. Mormons, come to my house; I promise you'll leave laughing.
fillXnXdXblank 5 months ago
no one likes mormons...not even mormons themselves
KorruptCorporations 5 months ago
I love it. I couldn't stop laughing.
jdhapyrok76 5 months ago
I'd show up in my bra and underwear and pretend to be embarrassed because I thought they were my lesbian girlfriend.
xjedixwarriorx 5 months ago
lol one time they came to my house and i said "u can suck the devils cock lolz X) theyer face "priceless"
TheFooJames 5 months ago
you poor man im sorry you went through this you must need counceling they probably werent talking about you just casting a spell on you!
footballer4life22 5 months ago
hahaha great
wangsta231 5 months ago
Next time they come to my door I'm going to invite them in and make them explain Bible atrocities to me.
So, the one righteous man in Sodom would offer his daughters to a mob of rapists?
If God "so loved the world" why didn't he send Jesus BEFORE he drowned everyone in the flood?
So, God WANTED Moses to kill all the women and children of Midian?... I mean except for the young virgins that they took as "wives"...
NeroJoe83 5 months ago
Next time they come to my door I'm going to invite them in and make them explain Bible atrocities to me.
So, the one righteous man in Sodom would offer his daughters to a mob of rapists?
If God "so loved the world" why didn't he send Jesus BEFORE he drowned everyone in the flood?
So, God WANTED Moses to kill all the women and children of Midian?... I mean except for the young virgins that they took as "wives"...
NeroJoe83 5 months ago
i just pissed my pants laughing so hard. and then i asked god for forgiveness because peeing is probably a sin or something
spontaneousgoat 5 months ago
Jews for jesus!
Conway East - Sex in the Bathroom
FunkyFargo 5 months ago
this is how most people in utah behave.
1overthehillsfaraway 5 months ago
@dublinricky smart ass. no. get out.
loganmeaso 5 months ago
@dublinricky is it good?
kalargyi 6 months ago
Comment removed
kalargyi 6 months ago
So weird behavour
hohaidang001 6 months ago
I have a serious question for anyone who can answer it SERIOUSLY...Why do I only see male LDS members going door to door on missions? Are women not allowed to do this too, or is it simply that it is too dangerous?
Samantha27330 6 months ago
@Samantha27330 Women go on missions as well. There are only about 50,000 missionaries serving around the world - a majority of them men. Boys are called to serve when they turn 19 and most times LDS boys go. For women, it's (not the word I was looking for) more optional and happens when a woman is 21, because of the later years and women receiving higher education, maintaining jobs, and/or getting married and starting a family are also factors why there are less women serving as missionaries. :)
TracingInfinity 6 months ago
@TracingInfinity Thank you I understand it a little more now
Samantha27330 6 months ago
@Samantha27330 Hope that helped! :)
TracingInfinity 6 months ago
@Samantha27330 Only fundamentalist actually go by what the bible says. You have to remember that the bible is really old with old philosophy and bigotry and discrimination. There was no US Constitution back then. The bible does state that women cant wear jewelry, makeup, and cant fix their hair. And they cant teach, must remain in silence and cant have authority over a man. The reason? Because a guy was created first. There would be more atheists if people would actually read it.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@vottoduder Where in the Bible does it say that exactly? You know, which book, chapter, and verse.
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 Gladly. 1 Timothy 2:9-13. But thats not my favorite. How about Deut. 13:6-10 and 2 Chronicles 15:13. If you dont convert to our religion, then kill them. I just love bible wisdom and morality. There is also killing people who pick up sticks on the weekend, kill children who make fun of people, kill women who arent virgins when married, kill children for cursing their parents, and my favorite, genocide. I would still be a Christian if I had never read the bible. Its disgusting.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 Ironically, Christians condemn the Quran for saying the exact same thing that the bible does. Which makes Christians a bunch of hypocrites. But the reason for that is...THEY DONT READ THEIR BIBLE. They sit in their church and let some average Joe preacher tell them what to think instead of doing their own research. I have a mind of my own and choose not to be naive and gullible. The Hindu deities are fake just like all of them. Its all an arrogant, imaginary game the religious play.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@vottoduder Yeah, I know that, but where in the bible does it say that?
BTW the Quran actually says things a bit differently.
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 Again. 1 Timothy 2:9-13. I put it in my first reply. And btw, the quran says kill all infidels and the bible says kill all infidels. Both say it in several different places.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@vottoduder I apologize, I didn't see your first post. But here's another one: EXACTLY where in the bible does it say to kill all infidels. where in the bible do you even see the word "infidel"?? And did you even read the New Testament? That would be basically the whole story of Jesus Christ who changed all of that. He told us not to put anyone to death anymore, to try and show them better ways.
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 Again Im doing your homework. An infidel is a non-believer or person of different belief. If you read my second reply you will see that I mentioned Deut. 13:6-10 and 2 Chronicles 15:13. If you dont convert then you must die. And why does Jesus rebuke his followers for not following the OT law in Matthew 15:4 by referring to Exodus 21:17 and Lev. 20:9 to kill children for cursing their parents? And why are you avoiding the original discussion in Timothy? Bible morality, blah!!!
vottoduder 5 months ago
Comment removed
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@vottoduder In Matthew 15:4 He says "Let them die the death." Sin is death, so that means that they probably will not live very long for being horrible sinner. He never said "KILL THEM."
Well, you took that one out of context. Get over yourself.
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 Its possible I did. But why would Jesus all of the sudden have a change of heart? He wants to murder and destroy infidels in previous books but in Matthew he says "ooops, maybe I was a little harsh". I dont think so, Jesus was a cold blooded murderer in the OT.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 And I like how you disregard the OT like the people that were brutally murdered didnt matter now that Jesus came along. I question YOUR morality. The people in the OT were following the laws of Jesus. The LORD ordered their deaths. Do I need to look that up for you as well? Numbers 15:32-36. Jesus ordered the death of a man for picking up sticks on the weekend. Thats like the death penalty for running a stop sign on Sunday.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@vottoduder BTW, didn't you ever think that maybe God was trying to get it in their thick heads not to sin and to always follow His commandments?
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 The punishment should ALWAYS fit the crime. Death for picking up sticks? Death for not being a virgin? Death for making fun of someone? Death for cursing your parents? Death for being a Hindu or Buddhist? Your morality is obscured by your faith and fear. Why dont you try to condone and justify these punishments. Try using your own conscience.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@vottoduder I did. But I can tell right away that your just a lost cause. You obviously don't understand the bible, and what God was trying to do. My morality? What about your morality? Ever tell a lie? Cheat? Steal or even think about the death of someone else? Nobody is perfect except God, and I can understand what he was trying to do. God isn't a cold blooded murderer. He plans everything perfectly, but you will never understand that.
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 Whats not to understand? Im reading it word for word. When it says kill someone for their beliefs, then it means kill someone for their beliefs. Its you that doesnt understand. You obviously dont understand morality. There is nothing wrong with lying or stealing, its the intent of the lie or theft thats the crime. There are people who have lied that deserve the Medal Of Honor. I have given examples of my case but you have yet to defend yours. Condone or justify those passages.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@vottoduder Again, you're a lost cause. I'm saying you don't understand what God was trying to do. Lying and theft IS immoral in case you didn't know. We're not in 1942, and I don't have to do that. I wouldn't open the door. Thanks for reminding me that I also have common sense. You also say that the bible is a fairy tale? That proves EVEN MORE that you don't understand it all. The bible has told about many prophecies that have been fulfilled and another prophecy is being fulfilled right now.
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 So by your morality, if you live in 1942 and were harboring Jews in your basement and a Nazi officer came to your door asking if you knew where any Jews were, you would hand them over because you wouldnt lie. You are so caught up in your fairy tales and delusions that you are missing the basic fundamentals of life. Again, I challenge you to defend your position.
vottoduder 5 months ago
@vottoduder Don't tell me that I don't understand morality. I obviously do, but you don't. Like I said, you're a lost cause and if you want to continue this, go ahead, but I probably won't reply because it's just a waste of time. It's like talking to a wall. The wall being you BTW.
SickyJinx13 5 months ago
@SickyJinx13 And you still refuse to defend your position. Or is it that you cant. You cant justify or condone the passages that I mentioned because your conscience wont let you. Dont worry, no one I have ever talked to hasnt been able to either. They avoid the question just like your doing now.
vottoduder 5 months ago