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  • 3:50-4:10..... BEST. PART. EVER!!!!!

  • Whoa Snape!!! TMI dude! Gotta Love drunk Snape! Admit it! He's irresistible!

  • a moment of silence for snape. He got MAJOR friendzoned. Lily Evans, what a cow!

  • "UMBRIDGE OUT, BITCHES!"

  • I am dead serious at the bottom of my screen there is an ad that says

    Olivander's Magic Wands

    Handcrafted Wands & Broomsticks Starting at $15.99 Shop Today!

    epicness

  • I wanted to your mum...s boobies... and put them on my face... and go BRRRRRRRRRRR

  • Hello boy...

    Oh..Hai xD

  • Where do you get those butterbeers?

  • Snape got friendzoned XD

  • 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8

  • when snape offers elleven year olds bear.

  • I was waiting for Joe to say "UMBRIDGE out bitches" like when he was Voldemort

  • 4:09 why am I laughing so hard???

  • @jessjessprincess123 you were definitely not the only one ;)

  • Was I the only one expecting Umbridge to say "Umbridge out, bitches!" at the end of the speech?

  • The awkward moment when you feel sorry for snape after he does the whole motor-boat thing...

  • "si' doown duuuuude.."

  • hey, those are mine!

  • I wanted to take your mum's... boobies... and put them on my face... and go HBAHAHAHBAHABHAHAB!!!!!!!

  • What Snape said: "I have a dilemma"

    What I thought Snape said: "I haven't a lemon."

    WTF brain!!

  • Drunk Snape is so Freakin funny!!! XD

  • HARRY: "You asked me to come here? You needed to talk to me about something? Hello?"

    LUCIUS: "Hello boy."

    HARRY: *waves, happy and cheerfully* Oh Hi!

    LUCIUS: "STUPEFY"

    HARRY: *Crumples to the floor*

  • Sit down dude.

    Lol. Drunk Snape for the win!

  • Snape: "You want a beer?"

    Harry: "ah, no thats OK"

    Snape: "Oh no come on man.. dont wanna be the only one.."

    Harry: "All right"

    Snape: "HEY THOSE ARE MIIINEEE"

    Lol! :D

  • "sit doooown, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeee­eee" <3

  • "I have a dllmlmlmlll."

    "I have a dlmlmmlmlmlmml."

    "I have a dillema."

    LMAO

  • lmao @ pansy in the background 0:34 :oOoOoOOOoOoo

  • 4:06...... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • Bring ya toothbrushes!

    ugh...

    Oh, and one more thing...ya know what the white stuff in bird shit is?

    no...

    MORE BIRD SHIT!!! MWAH-HA-HA-HA, DURR, DUR, DUR, DUUURR!

  • It's just not the same without Voldy and Ginny

  • Oh Ron can say it but Lupin cant?!

  • 3:55

    My favorite part.

  • Ron just said shit.

  • When Joey says 'It's over, she won' he's not wearing the headband?! What?!

  • @chloandcal It was filmed on different nights. Good catch!

  • Whats scary is that in the books, umbridge would make children scrub shit with their toothbrushes in a beat of her shriveled, blackened, sexy joe walker heart.

  • Lavender is always crying

  • 'Just one time I wanted to take your mom's boobies...put them on my face, and go BLBUBLBUBBLBLBLBUBLBLBUBUBLBLL­RLRBUBLB'

  • PMSL with Snape!

  • 2O dislikes....MONDO MUMMER!!

    

  • Snape is amazingly nice and a hopeless romantic in this an Harry's a douche as usual!!!!

  • I showed my friends drunken Snape over 2 months ago. And we still laugh to this day

  • Wud it not be HeadMISTIRESS???? soz i dont know how ta SPELL it!!

  • How did he Keep a straight face

  • i was waiting for umbridge to say "Umbridge out, bitches!"

  • Umbridge out bitches!

  • "Sit down duuuuuuude" drink Snape is awesome

  • the guy who is Snape totally awesome!

  • @smileorcryforme Joe Freakin Mosses(Snape) CREATED Awesome!

  • Lucius Malfoy reminds me of Legolas

  • And once... Just once... I wanted to take your mims boobies... And out them in my face.... And go buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbubbuh­!

    I like totally pissed myself!!!

  • Drunken Snape is hilarious

  • Anyone else notice Mrs Weasley on the far left when Hermione is reading the Daily Prophet?

  • Lucius: Hello boy

    Harry: Oh, hi!

    Poor unsuspecting Harry....

  • I. Love. Drunk. Snape.

  • ''Getting eggs from the meanest, angriest owls...'' LOL :D

  • Drunk Snape trying to say "I have a dilemma," sounds like Nemo trying to say ane-min-e-me... a-ne-min-a... a-men-im-a-me... I'll figure that out someday.

  • I was waiting for Joe walker to say, 'Umbridge out, Bitches'

  • @ZethVedik1 I was 2!!!!!!!!

  • "My butt went poot, poot, poot, poot!" XD Lmfaoooo!

  • OH MY GOD ! Watch joey while hermons reading the article ! His frikin head band disappears and reappears ! :00 continuity xD love being a wee dweeb sometimes I does :3

  • What Severus Snape doesn't have:-

    ❒Friends

    ❒New Clothes

    ❒A girlfriend

    ✔ Shampoo

  • Snape speaks in a strange way, even when he's not drunk. xD

  • umbridge out bitches

  • Potter puppet pals drunk snape is even better.....

  • @TheMusic312 I did! xD

  • Lucius said "hello boy" in the most perverted voice ever.

  • mondo bummer....

  • hello boy...

    Oh, HI!

    no worries people, Harry's gonna learn the value of Stranger Danger now!

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  • Imagining Alan Rickman doing that speech PMSL XD

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  • Who else was expecting 'UMBRIDGE OUT BITCHES!'

  • I had a butt trumpet. And my butt went boop boop.

  • poor harry he had to listen to snape talk out his mom's boobies.... CREPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Omg I love when snape is like "sitdown duuuuddddeee" lol

  • oh Alan Rickman...i would pay you anything if you did this speech!!!

  • @Gryffindorgirl31 so would i so would i!

  • Grab your mum.....s boobies.......and put them on my face..... And go.... Brrrrrrr.

  • I absolutely love Joe moses' little smirk after his air motorboat xD

  • "have a beer" "oh no thanks" "oh come on I don't wanna be the only one drinking" "ok" "THOSE ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!" XD

  • mondo bummer.

  • Ohmylord.. Joe Moses XD

  • Neville: Take a look at this Prophet

    Ron: No, no, no more prophets, enough of that Shit!

    Hermione: Oh no!

    Ron: What is it? XD

  • lucious steps out from the shadows: hello boy.

    harry: oh, hi!

  • snape drunk is the funniest thing evar,

  • I want my teachers to be like drunk Snape SOMEONE GET ME A DRUNK SNAPE FOR I AM MALFOY!!!

  • God i love Snape. I wish he were mine :(

  • wow. snape's pretty drunk for just 2 beers....

  • I would watch the episode again but I think I might die if I do. I nearly choked myself with laughter already xDDDDD

  • "Oh Haii"

    "STUPIFY!"

  • @456americangirldoll OMG I HAD TO WATCH THAT AGAIN I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD XDDDDD

  • hit 8

  • snape: "i hazza lablmema" "i haza bla lemon" "i hava dlema"

  • who else would snog snape anytime/anyplace?

  • @sammieferrand Most definitely~

  • Any one else expect joe to say "Umbridge out Bitches" or was that just me

  • I love joe walker's umbridge voice lol

  • i hope they show snapes memories from the 8th hp movie in a very potter threequel :)

  • @hahaishereman Is going to be a threequel? OMG that'd be totally awesome!!!

  • "SIT DOWN DUUUUUUDE"

  • Just one time.. One time I wanted to take your moms boobs.. Put them on my face... And go BRRRBEBRBBRRBRBEBEEBRRB

    .. I have no idea what your saying right now..

  • Hello Boy

    OH HAI!

    STUPIFIY!

  • "Sit down duuude" How I love Moses, even he is wearing women's wig and talking in Snape's weird british accent. Kinda absurd. Moses could BRBRBRBRBRBR me anytime!

  • VOLDEMORT OUT BITCHES!!!

  • 3:53 I've neverr laughed so hard at a youtube video.

  • I have a dilema

    I promised Dumbledore that I'd protect the school

    the problem is

    I hate you guts

    how do those things relate other than Harry being in the school?

  • @GeorgiaisEmofly99 Well, when Dumbledore said protect the school, he meant protect all the students inside of it. Harry is a student. But he doesn't want to protect Harry because he hates him.

  • UMBRIDGE OUT BITCHES

  • Darren's reaction to drunk Snape talking about his mum's boobies = priceless!

  • 3:58 drunk Snape is forgetting that he is talking to an 11 yar old 0-0

  • Hello boy.

    OH HI.

  • I LOVE Dean and Seamus XD idk why

  • 3:53. I have never laughed so much.

  • Oh my goodness, Snape talking about Lily's 'boobies' is the funniest thing I've ever seen! xDDDDD

  • All the people I hate in harry potter, I love. Snape, Umbridge, Dumbledore, quirrell...

    Pretty awesome.

  • 2:48 My first thought was that maybe he said "I loved your mother."

  • "And this one time.... i wanted to take your mum's....boobies....and put them on my face... and go. BLOOBLABLOOBLABOOBLA!" LMFAO!!!

  • @456americangirldoll Best. Line. Ever.

  • Poor Harry.... He was probably traumatized by snape

  • is anyone else wondering where Draco went Wahhhhh i want Lauren Lopez

  • I love the way Darren goes "Oh hi!!" at the end! :)

  • Where did they get the ButterBeer?

  • You have to listen to me or i'll expell you! I'll expell you now!!!!! sit down... <3

  • Have a beer

    No that's ok

    No don't make me the only one drinking

    O okay :)

    NO THEIR MINE!!!

  • @ThePPatriciia Join the club yo.

  • lol 3:56 onwards is hilarious

  • Is it weird that I want to do Joe, even if he is dressed as Umbridge? :|

  • Wooooooow. Drunken Snape is hilarious! xDDDD

  • This one time, I wanted to take your mum's... boobies... and put them on my face... and go... BLBLRRLBLRBLRBLRLBLLRRLRBLLBLB­LBRLBRBLR!

  • am I the only one wondering where Draco's gone?

  • ihavalavelama. i have a dilemma

  • Loved drunk Snape XD

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  • funniest shit in the world. Really want to see Alan Rickman do the motor boat thing

  • i'll expel u. ill expel u rite now. sit down

  • sit down duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude ♥ Snape ;)

  • 4:08 for BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRB

  • mondo bummer.

  • Poor snape! xD

  • 4:47 ... invisible kurt. oops. sorry for lowering the tone.

  • Thumbs up if you replayed Snape's motorboat!!

  • - ... but i had a butt trumpet ...

  • I would love to have Snape saying "Bluhughul" as my ringtone xD

  • Thumbs up if you replaid Snape saying; Bluhughul! xD

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  • I think Hogwarts is the only school where the profs drink more than the students...

  • @MidwesternDiva Well idk... the professors probably drink a lot at PIGFARTS too XD

  • at 0:49 - Joeys magical reappearing headband :D

  • How come Up didnt get his own announcement!

  • This one time I want to grab your mums... BOOBIES. hahahahah

  • I can't breath!

  • Ohhh Snape :')

  • BLEEURGHGHGHGH!

    oh god, I'm dying.

  • Ah magic!!

  • @finchellover101 no, because he promised Umbridge that he would get information about dumbledore from

  • Wouldn't it be smarter when lucius met harry that instead of stupifiying him he could of killed him!!!!

  • On the last glee figgins walks in and in an almost perfect umbridge voice says "kurt hummel. I need to see you in my office imeediatelee." then darren is trying to be al concerned but he looks like dean after volsy hugs draco in dhII. My dad gave me wierd looks cuz i was rofldm laughing.

  • Drunk Snape= FAVORITE THING EVER.

  • WHERES LUNA! someone told me shes in A Very Potter Sequel!

  • @HopeAndHarmonyTV have a little patience

  • @HopeAndHarmonyTV She is you just need to wait until the end. You shall be rewarded...

  • -Hey, you know what the white stuff in bird shit is?

    -No...what?

    -more bird shit -.-

  • Anyone else see Mrs. Weasley was there? O.o

  • @ parismarie224 I wish I could hear him say it too, but it would cost you your house.

  • darren's face at 4:12

  • "hello boy...."

    "oh hi!"