The Jeremy Kyle Show - Alcoholic junkie tries to hit Jezza!

[decafry]

she reminds me of tsimfuckis

[TheCuddleMonster1]

I can't understand her...

[RossyBoy975]

don't you think the mum looks like Susan Boyle?

[mdotmanz]

does the mum have downsyndrome?

[WWFCshoreyWWFC]

@mdotmanz LOOOOOOOL

[TheBmxFreak99]

@mdotmanz i was thinking that

[Mariosam212]

i laughed my ass of when she said she was a kind hearted person

[nickthenife1]

20:15 for the most boring Jeremy kyle hit on the internet, just to save you lot time thumb me up! to save people 20 mins of their lives...

[bayzzzzzzz]

HELLO DAVE

[413whiteninja]

i love how hooker is in the tags :p uuugh

[413whiteninja]

dont dislike the vid, kuzz u dont like this bitch, ppl need to see this

[smellslikedeanmerrit]

I like her.

[413whiteninja]

@smellslikedeanmerrit U EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFEST TOO?

[moleymole100]

18:48 HAHAHAHAEOUREA fuck me sideways :D

[enigma19833]

Scottish scum

[jakegamesnake]

That women could do with some plastic surgery. Her face is messed up. I don't mean she's ugly or that she should do it to overcome her insecurity. But she looks like a freak

[marc4913]

givs a blow job

[CYMRUTROLL2]

Id bone her

[bradzboi121]

I couldn't understand half the bloody time LOL. Why does he have to think about disowning her, what she said about his daughter is outrageous and unkind I'm sorry that her daughter died but to say that is just beyond.

[BubbleMega96]

@18:09 e u e u e. Brilliant

[A5HzManUtd]

this video is Non-Explicit, lol

[ODsDalton]

This guy is really nice, i wish him the best of luck in the future!!!

[eastenderfan581]

I never knew that Julie can be so rude to Jeremy Kyle I think she needs help

[pongomcsmeg]

she may be a scum bag but kyle's response to how does his wife put up with him is that '' he works''. what an absolute wanker clearly says it because she doesnt, what sort of answer is that. He never has gambling addicts on the show as he was one and spent his wifes money. he is as bad as them, shithouse

[thesimsrock123]

im sooooo proud to be scottish atm.......poor guy ;A;

[BubbleMega96]

@boxchamp. Are you ok my friend? "Oh shut up you horrible human being". Brilliant

[TheGrimReaper97]

I swear I would bray her all over, she deserves literally 4 million bricks thrown on her face.

[TheFunnyUnited]

'i'm a controlled drinker' - yeah sure pal hahaha

[boxchamp4114]

there is one bonus to having a mother like that...you can fuck her when she is drunk

[2smoothbra]

@boxchamp4114 dirty cunt

[harryfooty5589]

Meeeeee

[StephenHawkingLegend]

Thumbs up if you were expecting a punch

[shemalepornlover]

im from glasgow and even i think this bitch sounds like shes a cow thats been hit by a truck

[matthewpayne1323]

Aye and u cun shut up anaw pmsl her laugh is funny as fk

[M4xv3D]

11:43.

look at that gorgeus chick on the left... omnomnomnom ^^

[CrunchyTwist]

17:29 repeat its hilarious!!! :P:P:P

[gstarproductions1990]

Like fuck she needs them walking sticks..... i smell benefit fraud !!!!!!!!!!! wonder what was bleeped out when she walked off the stage. Being scotish i imagine Feck oooouuffff ya weeee Bastardddd ! LOL

[gargoyle1701]

i feel so bad for this poor guy

[liverpoolc128]

LOL gummy stuttering freak

[rapid303]

hahahaha got to luv a gummy shark trying to talk

[glasgowtommy]

Welcome to Edinburgh

[hhafza2011ify]

i feel sorry 4 dat guy 

[RantzOn]

You know, I'm an American, and I find this show much more entertaining then anything else on the USA Cable... I'm moving to England.

[TheAkuEffect]

@RantzOn agrreeeeeddddd

[DriggerX900]

11:43

"and fill apocalyptic state nutmeg facility afgan away out and out and"...so much clearer, thank you auto transcribe

[joeugeda91]

Love the crutches she came in on--ferral bint doesnt even need the fucking things she crossed her legs the minute she sat down

[joeugeda91]

*Sigh* no wonder society is on its arse :(

[BubbleMega96]

She looks like an owl

[chloemarkham97]

she looks like shes got down syndrome:/

[bricktrainsoulja]

horrendous specimen her though..

[bricktrainsoulja]

This is class, usually Jezza manages to make peple feel belittled by a mixture of guilt and bad audience reaction.. this woman doesnt give a fuck! completely immune to the hobbits condescension.. beast.

[BubbleMega96]

From 10:53 to 11:08, I have no idea what his mum was saying. XD

[BubbleMega96]

Sorry about these comments being very repetitive, but pause at 4:09

[BubbleMega96]

3:51 alien

[BubbleMega96]

Pause at 18:51.

[BubbleMega96]

8:57 Both of those girls are pretty.

[SpunkyBunnyMan]

she cant talkkk D:

[BubbleMega96]

I'm sorry but his mum scares me. And I can't understand what she's saying. That laugh of hers sounds like a witch. She herself looks Like..... Well I don't know.

[retrodelicious]

makes me feel sick that there's so many people out there who cannot physically have children who would give a child a loving affectionate homelife with a stable environment... and then there's the lowlife scum who just have children as if it's something to pass the time

[JakeUVC912]

she can actually go into a hole and die. waste of fucking life,

[JakeUVC912]

i hate my country -_-

[colaharris]

that woman had 1 hell of a sour sweet

[williamcfc1]

lads trust me, dont waist your time on this 

[jusishable]

She looks like a owl

[linyrocker]

yay drunk storys

[disabledpikachu]

They both look like victims of FAS.

And her face is too small for her head.

[RedHedMusic]

A E I A I E I.......there you go ladies and gentlemen.......the scottish language

[daggerheart03]

@RedHedMusic Her speech is 'common', if you're civilized then you don't talk like that. Jeremy Kyle tends to show the worst of a society, but the majority of Scottish people aren't like that. Just like the majority of English people aren't chavs.

[gstarproductions1990]

@RedHedMusic OMG PMSL ! :)

[matthewpayne1323]

@RedHedMusic im scottish shes an alcoholic and a druggy thats why she sounds like that

[RedHedMusic]

if you pause the video at 00:00 jezza has a derp face" XD

[disabledpikachu]

@RedHedMusic he forgot to put his teeth in that morning lol

[thelittleconqeror]

i think the google captions made more sense then what she was saying...least i could understand them

[xtallentzzx]

Also 14:42

[xtallentzzx]

13:49 made me laugh sooo much

[xtallentzzx]

She needs to live in london, she'd love it there, More drug's then anywhere from what i've seen, i've seen road wars

[Fiptastic]

Fuck Me :(... She needs a one way ticket to Switzerland.

[Daevi1]

WTF WAS THAT THAT JUST FLASHED ON THE SCREEN

[dkmboxfresh]

the old woman's mouth looks like a bum hole.

[danielson2k9]

this man .... this man is hardcore...

[BuRnSeY241]

Is there subtitles for this woman? I can't understand a word shes saying

[danielson2k9]

@BuRnSeY241 live in scotland for a few months :L

[Vampire94Child]

i tried writing down her line but i gave up 11 minutes in cause i cant even make her out at bits

[MrDanielking25]

the jeremy kyle show the only show were 6 month old kids have got more teeth than there parents !!!

[MrDanielking25]

she would give scary mary a run for her money the ugly cunt !!!

[Rheims27]

20:18 is what you came for

[CrazyIrishDrunk1]

@Rheims27 Thank you, you saved me 20 minutes 18 seconds of my life.

[TheLahness]

@Rheims27 Thanks!

[kensei85]

im soo glad my mothers nothing like this stupid scummy bitch

[GamingLogics]

LoL 

[Magnetokid]

Has her face sucked itself in from the nose from all the drug abuse???

[iRiggers]

I just skipped through the Entire video!

Save yourself the painful bother of suffering the sound of societies scum, Nobody tries to actually hit him.

I one day, might upload a video of him disappearing under the bonnet of my car, so we can all celebrate the return of British ethics = (putting a gag around the scum of Britain - thankyou very much)

[DeathG4n]

You should try putting on audio transcription when the junkie is talking. Quote: "Seat-mate monopolies substrates paddling and bass amp I can't take an amazon 8 and 9 months so a apocalyptic feet not make the growth armies that might be it's not

[MockBlue]

She's one of the scariest bitches I have ever laid eyes on............. the stuff of horror movies!!

[Jxckoo]

how the f**k does she get a man every night

[GRRJayyy]

Her mind is gone, just by the way the talks, her mind is COMPLETELY gone.

[GRRJayyy]

That is simply a bad haircut

[Magnetokid]

@GRRJayyy It's so bad that given all her problems, her hair is actually the worst one...

[MrTrolololollololol]

I don't understand what she saying

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

what a fucking creepy weirdo

[comets2]

sadly as much as i'd love to say her being dead would make everyone happy it would only lower us to her level she'll get her consequences when the time comes and after she naturally passes away the devil will have his evil fun with her

[M4ttM3224]

@comets2 I think even the Devil would want to avoid her.

[mrxbrightside]

So sly on him. She needs putting to sleep. Permanently.

[pheebs2399]

i love my mum.

[Scribble669]

everyone sypthasise for her aww she was fucked and on drugs all the time oww shes had a hard live fucking resolution needs burying alive

[kmftyua]

she is fucking rags :L

[360XPrO]

I think I'm going to stay away from Heroin.

[360XPrO]

Poor fella!

[13Mimzz]

o - kay, that womans face seriously is smashed. and fuck you jeremy haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joenmatt2k11]

ino that woman is a horrible mum but thats no way to talk about someones mum, i would go sik if kyle said that bout my mum

[jacobfdunlop]

why didn't you just get clean off heroin. simple m8 yea. you're a bellend kyle.

[jacobfdunlop]

you actually make me sick jeremy kyle you cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

[jacobfdunlop]

'more interested in taking heroin than being a mother' ironic that an ex addict like jeremy kyle has such a poor grasp of what addiction is. I honestly would kick the shite out of him if it wouldn't give him another shitey anecdote for his shitey show. go eat shit jeremy kyle

[XrussianbitchX]

That "woman" is a Crime Against Humanity.

[mr9396]

God bless that young couple, as for the old woman, she needs to die.

[TheNinjamurtle]

wow that face really needs smashed!

[GunShyAsassin]

That poor bloke , how is he so normal ?

[matthewgroen]

hes growing stronger every second hes with her, even tho he might not realize it. You're not alone.

[TH1yidarmy0]

jeremy kyle, the show where the ugly showcase their failures, i dont think ive seen a good looking person on it lol tumbs up if you agree

[gows99]

I would love to put a bullet through her skull.

[Saxon7711]

She's probably only 35

[OlliePlaysLoL]

dirty, irresponsible slag

[n0cturnalsoldier]

is it me, or are all the women on this show repugnent beasts

[NZMorgs]

@n0cturnalsoldier Haha, it's definitely not just you.

[MichaelxJacksonsGrl]

@n0cturnalsoldier Lol either the women are fat or chavs and the men are ugly or chavs....or both :3

[colaharris]

@n0cturnalsoldier 4 a treat they sometimes use fit grils

[exomorphe]

some people really don't deserve to continue living

[exomorphe]

she is repulsive

[kirstywho1991]

Holy shit what is wrong with the Human Race? Clearly Darwin was wrong if that survived!

[EffBlick]

This "mother" is perhaps, period one of the many worse people I have ever seen on NTV shows in my life. She, no sorry I declare "her" as it, since it cannot even speak properly, a newborn baby is more intelligent than it. It is so disgusting to its children and if I was them, I would disown it.

[MegaEmGem]

4:08 ew.

[FarShaAfmAL]

she's got no teeth or what?????? :O

[justpressplay1000]

she's obviously a half-wit drunk, foul-mouthed piece of scum, ditch that bitch now.... she's no mother.

[NoxiousSubstance]

She hardly tried to hit him, jeeeze!!!

[victoriajustice20]

who's Jezza?

[NoxiousSubstance]

@victoriajustice20 Lol!! Is that really a legitimate question?

[fkofilee]

Shes back ^__^ she was on this week xd :@) check itvplayer... I think it was Wednesday ^__^ sooo funny

[FarShaAfmAL]

@fkofilee yeahh ! it's there ! i saw it :D thanks for the info btw !

[simonking195]

i think broadmoor are missing a patient....

[MrVanishr]

lol she is definetly an orc, that would be the effects of alcoholism and heroin, fucking scum, alcohol is a scourge on this planet.

[93ryanmc]

LOL! Oh god. Saw them again today.

[lovelyliv2010]

That's a woman? Holy shiet that's a fuckin alien if ya ever seen one innit

[OriginMachinima]

AHH QUICK! Burn it before it lays more eggs!

[doubleredsx3]

they were on the show today again, this time the old vile woman claiming that jasmine wasn't dave's daughter. obviously DNA results prove she's lying... again. poor dave.

[chocolatemonster07]

She was on this morning's show too about something completely different and she was just as bad.

[rotorluva]

Stuttering Like a baaaaaaaaaaws!

[Spirit9Ahmedm9]

she looks like a ork

[steven46168]

@Spirit9Ahmedm9 LMFAO!

[beakyhope]

18:49 LMFAO.

[voicesinmehead]

13:10....Bird on the right would get it

[steven46168]

@voicesinmehead Lots in the audience that would get it!

[jedtheviking]

I no somebody with a vile mother like that. To be honet they don't deserve to be called 'mothers'



[theyoungoutsider]

Although shes a rude bitch I sware he won't let her get a word in.

[MrJr01]

Does that woman have the right dentures in?

[IFanTiiCsNipEz]

@MrJr01 I dont think the bitch has any.

[weegee31337]

scum like her should be executed as soon as possible... my sympathy goes to him, what a brave young man.

[ilovechocolate330]

coz he's scotish?

[FrenkknerF]

9:47 o.O

[MorticiaSmashpoon]

Can anyone even understand?

[gregoryebbs]

I can hardly understand what she's saying.

[gregoryebbs]

Poor boy :(

[randomdave30]

She should be decapitated

[kingdomofheaven666]

I'm in notts, might have run into her XD

[TheChowie]

Im suprised that he turned out so normal

[deano990ify]

my daughter jasmine GOD HELP jasmine !!!!!!!!!!!