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  • I once threw a bully down a flight of stairs. it was a three on one fight so i didn't act dainty. i kicked ones balls up his throat, threw the other down a small flight of stairs, it was like 5 feet so he didn't get that hurt, the third bully tired and very nearly did choke me out with a fucking jump rope, but by that time a friend of mine, who was on the football team and could bench press about 350, noticed and literally threw the guy off me. since a girl saw what happened, i only got ISS.

  • I used to get bullied at secondary school, until I picked up a chair and broke half his fucking face with it.

    When the police became involved I screamed self defence and was let off with a caution. The cunt who bullied me was left eating through a straw for six months and transferred school after.

    So there is SOME logic in Foamy's rant here :)

  • Foamy is a humanitarian! Aim for the balls!!

  • Aim for the balls if you hit em hard enough there will be no more of them

  • "you should take and use all the advice i give you"

  • "I don't mean throw a punch, I mean throw A FUCKING CHAIR!"

  • Just persuade the bully to fight off school grounds and then when you kick the crap out of him with a dictionary nobody can get on you about it but your parents, and when the only thing that actually worked was violence they should respect your choice in handling the bully.

  • my tactic for dealing with online harassment: send the fucker a keylogger, get passwords for as many of their accounts as possible, change them, and post/send out lots of gay porn with them

  • °^_^°

  • i did beat a bully of mine with my backpack

  • @TheFira24 was there bricks in your backpack at the time? Lol

  • I made a stand... still my high school life was shit, but making a stand did help!

  • I'm loving this..

  • " With that being said " lmfao

  • 1:58 I find bullies tend to be from spoiled families and that they're parents say "Ohhh no Jimmy would never do such a thing." and defend their "sweet little angel" because they're dumb. It's the same reason why teachers get blamed for a students poor grades instead of the student themselves.

  • I wish I saw this years ago

  • I wish foamy was around at the time I moved in with my dad. Sick shit happens when parents help bullies.

    Standing up for yourself, even with words, has one effect he did not mention. It reinforces your identity. You feel better. You look at the world differently. If it's bad enough and you do nothing you will contract as far as your individual neurology will allow and your bullies will have anything but sympathy for you.

  • duuude i so love foamy man he effing rocks

  • Im a gay 17 year old and i learned alot by Foamy thanks Foamy u kick ass FUCK THEM HOMOPHOBIC BASTARDS

  • @LittleMonster703 Im bi And i got teased for it! Thanks to this son of a bitch im all good 2 c:<

  • @LittleMonster703 I'm a 20 year old lesbian and when I was still in middle/high school Foamy helped me a lot. This ornery little squirrel can be that angry voice you need. Good luck and fight the good fight.

  • If they don't have your back, They can suck on your sack! WORDS TO LIVE BY!!! >:3

  • Foamy the Squirrel = This generation's George Carlin

  • haha i was in general math so i was in a class with kids that weren't always...um..all there in the head? not special edd, just a little messed up ya know? anyway i had a pencil in my hand and i put my hand on a kids shoulder and he though i was about to stabb him so he then jumps over the desk and pulls a thumbtack outa his shoe and stabbed me in the arm i then told my teacher for a band-aid then the class explained that the kid stabbed me.....we BOTH got sent to the principles office....ughh

  • I remember one time in Jr. High when I was so tired of being picked on by this guy that I took my wooden flute and beat a guy down with it. Needless to say he never bullied me again. There was another time when I was ambushed outside of school by two guys. My dad yelled angerly at them and they ran away. Later, he called the police and charges were almost made. You can rarely rely on a teacher; bullying conflicts help us deal with them as we grow up. If you don't resolve it, one day you'll snap.

  • There are bullies in the work place also! But people should really work for their own selfs.

  • "If they don't have your back they can suck on your sack." - priceless.

  • Aim for the balls!

  • This is wat I did 2 a 5FTH GRADER WHEN I WAS IN 2ND GRADE!

    PEICE OF SHIT GOT OWNED BY A 2ND GRADER

  • I'd like to know just who dislikes Foamy!

  • I feel like a humanitarian.

  • do what I did one time. I took a hard foam bat to school one day with a plastic ball to "play baseball" with my friends at recess.

    I played baseball all right, I played baseball with the skull of the same sumbitch that kept messing with me. he made the mistake of talking shit when I had the hard foam bat in my hand.

  • @Umotokorriken If only it were aluminum...

  • @CuntrySongAndMegaman

    I didn't want to kill the person. and trust me, a hard foam bar works.

  • ....Anyone else notice how much Foamy blinks?

  • Kid: Teacher there is a squirrel outside yelling at something

    Teacher: ill get the nuts

  • BRAIN POWER FTW!

  • If i were people, I would alert the teachers of this abuse, and, if they continue to ignore this trouble, then fight back. You keep parents informed of your crisis, and the school continues to do nothing, then you throw the desk at them. If the school suspends you, the informed parent will march up and yell up a storm at them for suspending you while they let this bully abuse you. FOllow it up with a lawsuit, and you have a formula for success.

  • Ya know, if someone is insulting you on facebook, wait till they do that almost everyday and then call the police, because, let´s face it, if someone insults you everyday on a social network to the point of a mental breakdown it is considered stalking, and so, you can call the police and sue the one who had the most coments. Then, when their others friends find out about that they´ll probably stop, because no one wants to go to jail, do they? :)

  • Ahh bullies, they bullied me and became my bitch

  • foamy you have taught me some valuable life lessons dont care wut others think, ignore anoyances, and AIM FOR THE BALLS!!

  • I agree with most of this, despite the fact that Im a pacifist. Ive always hated violence, though according to my mother, what I say in my sleep begs to differ. Ive been living in sweden for around 14 years now, and for the first 9 years I was constantly surrounded by racism, and more or less everytime I attempted to defend myself, I payed the price whilst the antagonist was let off with a warning. A message to anyone who is being bullied, if you start running they will never let you stop.

  • Besides the balls-kicking part, this is still god advice. Use the brain that you're picked on for having!

  • I remember once when this one guy kept messing with me and I snapped... in the middle of construction class... near a very large pile of 2 x 4 planks...

    Playing baseball with bullies' heads using a 2 x 4 is fun :D And since I was always the nice, quiet kid before that... I didn't get so much as a slap on the wrist! XD

  • there are a few people id loved to have pushed down the stairs... lol.

  • omg juz looking back i should of hit them with the chair.fuck

  • lool i did kick a kid in the balls

  • What's up with Foamy constantly blinking every half-second? It's kind of distracting.

  • all the years i have been in school i am still being made fun of i don care its when a other kids is being picked on is when i get mad no one wants to be bullied i have not have to punch a kid who has been bulling someone im a relaxed kid when someone is bulling someone else no one want to be on the same street as me am so sick of bullies

  • foamy needs to be president of the United States we need him!!!

  • @joushpop People will die. QUICK, FOAMY NEEDS A CAMPAIGN MANAGER!!

  • RAAAAAAAAAAAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dear: Foamy The Squirrel

    where the hell were you 10-15 years ago when i needed this bullies advice, i was pick on for years until untill i finally snapped and gnaw at one of the main bullies groupies to get to back-off and (Despite the tests i had) even now i'm worried that i caught something.

  • THOW A NUN-CHUCK CHAINSAW ON FIRE ATTACHED TO A CHEETAH AT THE BULLIES! XD KILLING SPREE!

  • fuck bullies

  • that's the truth. now how do i get rid of some fruity windtunnel man-whore whose mother is some fucknut blowbunny? if you don't like this, then GO BLOW YOURSELF BITCH CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think Jim Mathers needs to revisit the bully topic for a third time because its not just the bullies and teachers that are causing the problems, the parents have their role in this issue as well.

  • funny enough, i was bullied with words all through junior high, most of my class came from my elementary school and a couple tried to beat me, they learned then i am fully willing to fight back every single fucking time, regardless of the punishment. They rather avoid suspension and there drunk dads beating them then for the chance to beat on me. and only 2 guys tried to bully me in highschool, one i fought regularly. the other tried psychological warfare, only for it to fail, except to anger me

  • My friend on x-box live made this!!!

  • I guess I'm gonna be living as an emotional sack of SHIT for the rest of my life, then. Since this episode didn't come up until AFTER I GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL! And I never thought of the whole advice you just gave me, Foamy. As a bully victim, I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING to go time in time to my Elementary days when those little BASTARDS tried to ruin my fun!! Then I'd just do EXACTLY what you said...I know you told me not to, but DAMMIT! Like you said, they DESTROYED my childhood!! *sobs*

  • I got in a fight and my teacher watched us beat each other up while she recorded it seriously what the help was wrong with her the funny thing is the bully pulled out a textbook and she still.did nothing

  • Haha... Haha... I wanna beat someone with a desk! XDD

  • Just one question.....what if the bully is female? No balls to kick!

  • ... Foamy, as a bully victim, I fucking love you and wish I could take your advice, cause I'd LOVE to beat some of the bitches in my classes with desks, especially for the shit they say about my friends.

  • If only I could go back in time and throw a fucking chair at Patrick Debravo's stupid fuck-shit head.

  • He says NOT to listen to him and NOT to take his advice...why does he have to give such good advice

  • Jesus christ, where was this when I was in middle school?

  • @enfrahg agreed!

  • @enfrahg hehe i'm still in middleschool and this actually helps , but i do something else , i ruin the bullies' lives by subtly ruining everything they do

  • @canihealls That's always fun. I caught the guy that bullied me in middle school looking at porn, fucked his reputation a bit.

  • Lol kickem in the sack wow

  • @XxRavengroveWitchxX

    Can I Join?

  • i can follow his advice. i had trouble in school. yes, i had to fight back when a bully would pick on me and yes i got in trouble, but you know what! i got though high school with that! i fought back and no one messed with me. sure, i got sent to the principal's office and i even got a black eye, but all for the better.

  • and what if theres like 10 of them against u at once because they're afraid to face u alone and your friends are all crying pussies who won't help?

  • @VoodooRabbitPanic Pick up a brick or other heavy object of your choice and fight to the DEATH, or run through any openings in the crowd. Like he said,"If they aint got your back, they can suck on your sack". Over the next few days, slowly pick them off (if you escape) with a punishment of your choice. Seriously though, this could backfire and I'd gladly help you beat the living CRAP out of the fuckers if I new where you live and could get there. Unless this is hypothetic.

  • Advanced math and science textbooks tend to be heavy, and I've found that blunt force trauma to the skull stops most people.

    I'm not advocating anything, just saying.

  • @sakar181 Also phone books do not leave bruises.

  • This is in my opinion the most informative Foamy clip.

  • I did that once and the bully never comes ne'er me and moat people didn't have my back so now they all can go suck my sack

  • IF they dont have your BACK, they can suck your SACK!!! HAHAHA

  • The advice foamy gave out to throw a desk, made me think back to when I was picked on by the class and teacher and I wanted to do that to show my anger. Of course, I only did this in my mind and was crying everyday for a year from the verbal abuse. Lucky for me, all of those bullies got their lives ruined later on in life. I love the motto he uses and it is so true.

  • I ruined a lot of bullies' lives by kicking their asses XD Like Foamy said, Never throw the first punch and ALWAYS have a witness!

  • I find it kind of ironic that Foamy rants about this yet he constantly bullies Germaine (and the rest of the world)....just saying lol(: This is still my favorite episode though<3

  • This reminds me of what the teachers used to tell me when I was in elementary school. If someone is picking on you, just politely ask him/her to stop because you don't like it and its hurting your feelings.

    Apparently, these people have never seen a bully and should not be lecturing kids on how to handle a bully.

  • man that's some fuckin funny shit

    

  • Showed my mum this, she laughed her ass off x3

  • Wers his mouth

  • oh totally do this just dont say foamy told you so lol

  • Foamy is a badass.

  • ...Awesome.

  • i've been bullied all through my school years and i was tough and could take it. but the day some kid though it was a good idea to whip my sister across the face with his coat (the zipper left a big red mark) i took 2 steps and planted one in the middle of his face. poor guy had to have stitches because he nearly bit right through his lower lip. never messed with us again.

  • I wish I'd followed that (somewhat toned down) kind of advice myself. It got to the point where the only way I could get people to stop making my life hell was nearly lopping off someone's fingers. I say nearly because the power saw missed.

    Yes, do go to parents first, and never start a fight. But if it doesn't stop you put the fear of god in them. I'll be telling my kids (if I ever have them) that someday. I hope I never have to though.

    Oh, teachers response to the power saw thing?

    "Good!" :P

  • Ruger Mini 14

  • Probably the most profound knowledge and emotion filled episode. Really got to me.

  • I learned one thing from bullies: "The bigger they are, the harder they hit." And they learned one thing from me: "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

  • "If they don't have your back, then they can suck your sack."

    -Foamy

  • there comes a time when your past the point of walking away.. when you have to take a stand for yourself and or others . to do the right thing even if it breaks a rule. even if you get ur ass kicked make them work for it. hurt tham as much and as fast as you can. chairs rocks backpacks ball bats use anything you got. dont fight "fair" fight to win.

  • You're a humanitarian!

  • STOP FOLLOWING ADVICE FROM A DAMN CARTOON DUMB ASSES!!! FOAMY JUST SAID SO!!! Thank you.

  • @solidmario64 i dont follow it he said backpacks, chairs, desktops i use a knife :)

  • @sanfelipe007 Use a knife, see you in 5 years. Once your out of prison.

  • @solidmario64 what knife? did i say knife? nooo i dint say that i am a good kid :)

  • @sanfelipe007 Lie all you want, nothing gets past me.

  • @solidmario64 hahaha i think you dont know sarcasm

  • @sanfelipe007 I'm just messin with you you know that right?

  • @solidmario64 yes but i like to see what people answer xD

  • @solidmario64 no he said you shouldn't. He didn't say stop xD So therefore though you should not do it, most people will do it anyways :)

  • @solidmario64 Foamy is using reverse psychology. something to think about.

  • @solidmario64 *Head explodes from what you said*

  • @solidmario64 Agreed. but then again, isn't this an actual and real human being creating this cartoon rant to portray his thoughts and opinions through a video like this? :P Just saying, not that i disagree with you and would actually turn to violence because of thought, believe me, even before i found Foamy i had the idea of doing something like this every now and then, 'cuz after all this is a cruel world where bullying won't stop anytime soon

  • I am a girl. i just recently turned 17, and for the past 4 years i have protected those who bully kids in my neighborhood. i only get to do this legally for the next 11 1/2 months. Bullies watch your back, This Bitch is commin for ya! >:3

  • @XxRavengroveWitchxX Those who have*

    i beat up the bullies, i dont protect them

  • @XxRavengroveWitchxX I thank you, for all the victoms ou have protected. I do more of the same, but now I also make sure my teachers know if they are disliked, they are doing something wrong. I only dislike one of my teachers, and that is because she thinks that because were in highschool, were supposed to act like adults already. WE ARE STILL MORONS!

  • @XxRavengroveWitchxX Well said.

  • @XxRavengroveWitchxX lol nice :3

    

  • @XxRavengroveWitchxX I now respect you for protecting the nerds :)

  • Haha if doing this makes me a humanitarian, then I must be Jesus

  • I wish that this had been made ten years ago. I had been taught that just ignoring the bully would stop them, but that is such a load bullshit.

  • @hiddenopal too true, too true. Ignoring the bully only ENCOURAGES the bullying to continue. NOT the other way around. I speak from personal experience.

  • i could watch this every day!

  • haha I've thrown a chair at a table full of assholes before. didn't even get in trouble.

  • your a humanatarian! lolz

  • what if the bullie dosent have balls and has tacos?

  • @toron2haruto5 There are several actions you could take. One, you could spell it bully. Two, you could kick it in the tacos. Or three, you could just eat the taco, thereby leaving the bully defeated, and you with a full tummy and a delicious taste in your mouth.

  • @darkcara lol i love your reply XD

  • @toron2haruto5 I'm glad :3

  • @darkcara sweet, but i was meaning what if the bullie is a girl?

  • @toron2haruto5 Well, I suppose it wouldn't be appropriate to eat her boobs....

    If you're a girl, you can pull her hair, punch her boob, and kick her in the vagina (which, according to some girl screaming in the hallway today, hurts like hell). If you're a guy, you'll get in trouble if you retaliate. But, I say bitch slap her. She deserves it. Or date her best girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Even if you're straight. Just to piss her off.

  • @darkcara wow that evil XD

  • I never minded bullies. I use to fight back in highschool and threw the magic of not being a pussy they left me alone after... lol

    I'm so tired of these overly sensitive pussies crying on the news because someone stole their sweetroll. Find a sack, put some balls in it, and FIGHT THE FUCK BACK YOU GOD DAMN SISSY-GIRL!!

  • Is Foamy talking with his eyelids or something? Seriously, the blinks match the dialogue perfectly.

  • LMAO you know its kinda sad but i kicked every guy in the nuts that tried picking me and i got in trouble for even through they picked on me.

  • Fuck yeh foamy

  • FIGHT BACK. Your teachers HAVE to tell you not to fight back because their top priority is to protect the school from lawsuits; it's not their fault, it's the system's fault. Bullies don't respect people who squeal; they respect people who stand up for themselves. Worst case scenario: you get you ass kicked once, and the bully thinks, "Gee, I'd rather go after someone who won't fight back; it's easier." If everyone stands firm, he has no choice but to become a functional member of society.

  • I was picked on but ever really got into a fight. No one ever tried to hit me althouih I was almost plowed over by two guys one was chasing the other i was lucky as i was able to cram myself into a doorway but I saw what happened and yeah there was blood. Piece of advice never make the first move it doesn't count the second and third move will decide the outcome truly.

  • I'm glad I've learned before it's too late: ALWAYS HAVE A WITNESS!!! I smashed a prick off a play set in Elementray (I need to learn how to spell) School, and no one saw it, a the prick was in a lot of pain and implaed by a lot of wood chips, no one saw it and I had to do it again, to a difrent prick.

  • 48 people are bullies who got they're comeuppance!!!

  • 48 people threw a punch

  • oh yeah u go foamy

  • I used to be bullied i was like 8 and the three of them were like 12 or 13 because i had a slight scar on my eye from a fall i had, they bullied me for two years until i was 10 but then i just stood up for Myself and stood my ground, eventually they leaved me alone because i ignored them and didn't care bout there words anymore

  • I had bullies my wholes school career. I didn't kill myself, cry to teachers, I stood up for myself and showed them that I'm not going to be your bitch. I was brutal to bullies, I really didn't hold my punches back and I'm glad I didn't.

  • I beat up a lot of bullies in my day....They can't fight, they don't fight back, and if you punch them as hard as you can in their eye...well lets say everyone in the school won't fuck with you again. I had to fight 3 bullies in highschool, gave one a seizure (He became the victim afterwards, bully became the bully, only time I defended a bully because I felt bad), crack ones skull open (fractured knuckle in the process), and just KO'd the third. Only took one punch each time.

  • back in a day during technical drawing class one douche was hitting me on the back of my head while I was drafting...First hit took me by surprise..then second made me angry ..especially his annoying giggle;so on the third one I turned around and stabbed him with the compass, it nicely went right through his palm and stuck to the desk...I'd never heard human scream like that before.Yes,got in trouble ..but since then no one touched me.We all looking for place under the sun,so we have to earn it

  • omfg I so would've loved this knowledge when I was in middle school and high school

  • god damn, i could have used this advice in middle school

  • at 0:01 to 3:07 i was like 0-0 of what foamy said!

  • People like to pick on me.

    I freak them out with my intimate knowledge of the human anatomy and how it is fragile in some places.

    *Bully picking on me* "You know it only takes Eight pounds of force to crush a human throat?" *Crack knuckles*

    Never saw him again.

  • Wow thanks. :D

  • i love you Foamy!!!!

  • I actually uses this when a douche pushed me against the wall in my class while the teacher was going to the bathroom. I broke a chair over his head and dragged him into the hall. Then I threw him down the stairs and he broke his leg. Everyone in my class was to afraid to tell the teacher so I got of super easy.

  • @Littlemandude11 hell yea!! lucky bastard

  • @Littlemandude11 I was beaten up by 5 people and later reacted to the sight of the ringleader by throwing the whole damn 1x4m chalkboard on him. Ripped it right off the wall. At least that's what I was told because I can't remember it. Blood rage or something, idk. Well, I was banished from school for 2 weeks and the guy broke his arm, shoulder and two ribs, cause the thing was about 160kg. Wish I had that strength in regular life. Would beat some fascists up. Fucking Neo-Nazis.

  • @Littlemandude11 yeah right dude

  • this is to funny XD

  • Dammit, why couldn't I have seen this 9 years ago?

  • @Bek359 now that i think about it i wish i couldv'e done that in my middle school years

  • These days a 48 inch tall kid could be a bully. 

  • i deal with bullies his way

  • noooooo i got sint to the pricapals office but it was asweome

  • From experience, never break out in a rage in the schoolyard unless you're very good at running. Most bullies being 'athletics' they'll run away easily and have more space. Just wait to be back in the classroom or any other closed and reduced space.

  • Dude, way too much blinking. Nice advice, though. It's pretty much what my dad used to say.

  • [continued] I was never picked on but I have seen instances where others have. It's sucks, not to mention teachers ALWAYS side with the bully if they do get brought into the matter.Some say teachers aren't babysitters but schools do have a duty to keep your child safe.Being bullied is tough to deal with but I always say living well is the best revenge. Most bullies end up dead beats once out of high school anyway.

  • I know a lot of people say "if you hit back they will stop" and that's true sometimes but majority of the time it will just make the bully gather friends and retaliate. Every now and then there might be a lone bully with no friends For the most part bullies tend to run in packs and always have back up incase their "alpha male (or female) status" is challenged. Telling someone is also pointless because school teachers, principals and officials will always look the other way, why? they don't care

  • @eberwolf2k it's not they don't care but they give you lots of sht like, "aww he's got a fucked up life at the moment so try to ignore him/her"

  • i will use all of thes on people

  • if they dont got your back they can suck your sack xD

  • I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!

  • nothing is nailed to the floor in my school >:D but stairs are funny

  • when i was in school i had a guysucker punch me on a regular basis, one day i had enough and put him in a hammerlock and started ramming him, headfirst, into a locker, actualy dented the thing, and wound up breaking his arm or collerbone or some shit thanks to the way i threw him

    to this day i do not regret it, i was never messed with AGAIN, every time somebody thought of picking on me they remembered the dent in the lockers adn that i put it there

    never be afraid to stand up for yourself!