Bill Burr got a dog

[FreddoX1]

I love my dog more than my gf. Few fucks are given.

[seenitdoneit1524]

Very funny shit dude. great comedian. I have a Staffordshire Terrier aka "pit bull "

I have owned dogs I entire year life. Staffies are great dogs and we need to stop the senseless discrimination aganst this dog by big govenment. We also need to put the scum bags who fight these animals in prison. There is no lower from of life than a maggot who could mistreat and animal so badly. If you are reading this and you are a dog fighter FU Scum bag.

[ALEXisSPANISH]

Real cheese AND movie tickets!

[dirtmerchant1980]

bill burr is awesome. i saw him at a free show in the LSU student union one day when i just happened to be going to buy a book. the show was at like 4pm, in the middle of the food court. it was me and like 25 foreign kids who happened to be milling about. you know he didnt want to do that room, but he went out and fucking killed it. he made a bunch non native english speakers laugh their asses off for a whole hour. dude is a pro.

[SCRRAP1]

Thanks for the laughs, Bill. I've got two of my own. Best damn dog there is.

[jim711247]

Bill burr is the man I love all his bits my pitmix is the same way and people do cross the street haha

[DaKuteCate]

pitbulls are actually very sweet my gf had pitbulls and they would lick your face to death and are very gentle it's all in how you raise a dog.

[Ecosse57]

@DaKuteCate, you said it.

[WowzaBoyz]

@DaKuteCate yeah man i'm pretty sure no dog is inherently evil from birth. maybe a wolf

[DaKuteCate]

@WowzaBoyz mmm maybe if you breed wolves a generation or two you should have a pretty tame wolf, that's what they did with silver foxes and now you can keep some as pets :)

[agrowthnerd]

@DaKuteCate very true but you must recognize the ability of destruction my uncle had a pit-bull sweet and lazy 10 years old. one day we went to visit him, we were relaxing out side when all of a sudden the dog got up and charged at some bushes, we herd complete carnage going on behind it so when we got to the bush the dog had already killed 2 coyotes and was finishing off a third. pit-bulls are the sweetest dogs ever but if they have too they can get DOWN

[DaKuteCate]

@agrowthnerd that's very true but same with german sheppard and any dog or animal, snakes, tarantulas,lizards,cats etc.

[dkitty8124]

@DaKuteCate pitbulls are just like humans..good is good ,bad is bad..if it's gonna love you,it loves you..if it wants to kill you..........

[DaKuteCate]

@dkitty8124 not true at all, if you treat an animal with disrespect and abuse it the animal will hate you and try to attack or defend itself from others who it has learned that a person can and will hurt them, that's the only similarity they have to humans in that sense. Human situation: a kid gets beaten by the parents or caregiver on a constant basis like the dog and are around that until they are adults they will be more aggressive and violent because of that happening.

[10000wingsformarie]

its like a gun you can pet! haaaaaaaaaa

[kendigjl]

Bill Burr needs his own tv show.

[copter77777]

@kendigjl underrated comment! They give Jeff Dunham a show & not Bill Burr?!!

[SoCalDualSport]

His rants suck. his comedy rocks.

[WalkingDead6six6]

its like a gun you can pet LOLOLOL

[alexandresogrande]

Dog on P90X hahahaahah

[goodnamestaken]

What album is this one from?

[sillygoose544]

I knew a guy who's girl did the EXACT SAME THING. He was also my landlord, and of course had no place to keep it except IN THE GARAGE OF OUR HOUSE. Fortunately the thing nipped her before the week was up.

[dalesalsa]

@sillygoose544 Damn bro.. that sucks... that is a hell of a DICK move on the landlords part!! holly shit..

[a9saldivar]

genius



[jeyegundocock69]

first comment hell yea

[iateurwifewfavabeans]

@jeyegundocock69 ...ur at the bottom :)