The real speech of George W Bush

[theHFchannel]

Sad part about this edit, is that its true

[IShootFootyCool]

Go home and die.

[Havaanie]

would be more funny if it wasn't so true

[1kissemo]

this the truth the real truth needs to come out it cant be hidden forever

[IBJAMZ]

nuclear not nucular!!! an atom does not have a nuculus. I know this idea might seem uncular but its true!

[PalestinianMarxist]

"Go home and die."

ROFL!!!!!!

[SkadetKevin1994]

ever child gets a nuke?

I wants my nuke =[

[MrTrott2hot]

i would like to see the original version of this speach,even though this one is a voice over its not far off the truth the alluminatti are a bunch of sycopaths anyway

and would do anything to achieve there goals. world domination its true.

[tresbullwinkleisback]

Why does McCain look like the terrorist in this video lolol

[xXSonKursunXx]

Where can I find this speech in a script/writting??

[Ribeyeangus]

British intelligence has found that sadam hussein has an advanced nuclear program in his arse? nice

[wgat543788]

I want my nuclear missiles!! Who else?

[Floodlezoot]

probably the greatest thing ever put on youtube.

[sk81991]

This is so true i know its fake but so real

[ehjoo93]

For everyone who thinks this is real.

It's edited lol and its fake. Just saying.

But it was entertaining.

And for anyone who disagrees. Is stupid. :)

Very stupid.

The audience in that video is pretty much a good hand full of our leaders, I highly doubt they'd all clap for such a ridiculous speech.

[june372]

@ehjoo93 No one actually thinks its real, get trolled kid. In addition, this is kinda funny but the comments about Bush being the worst president ever are just blatantly false; Lyndon Johnson takes the cake there.

[zootrayer]

OMG lol i cant stop lafing guysssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ i needed shit like this

[Dan474834]

Cutting out tounges... and rape... *Standing ovation*

[Oloimpresive]

One brain cell lost lost with last second

[TheBeastlyStudmuffin]

3:10

"And tonight I have a message for the workers of McDonald's: Go forth, and fry."

"And tonight I have a message for the bakers of the world: Go to the oven, and make pie"

"And tonight I have a message for the scam artists of the U.S.A: Go home and lie"

"And tonight I have a message for the tailors of everywhere: Go, and fetch me a tie."

"And tonight I have a message for the philosophers of anywhere: Stop asking why."

[THEFEDERL1ST]

It always amazes me the vapid, empty hatred that some have for Bush without any real factual basis for their hatred.... they hate because others told them to or because obfuscated, half facts get taken for truth and because media machines tell them to..... Sheep..... sheep hate bush...... because ABC and NBC tell them to.... When you corner them about the facts.... they do this.... childish name calling and humiliating humor... because they can't win the arguement based on the facts. LAME

[Exemplariful]

@THEFEDERL1ST So I guess bush isn´t to blame for an unjustifiable war, the deaths of thousands of americans, a weak response to 9/11, turning a surplus of 128 billion into a deficit of 490 billion, sent gas prices skyrocketing, not even properly being elected rather appointed by the supreme court, proposing a 700 billion bank bailout, and not catching Osama. That enough facts for you?

[cajjer]

Agreed mate

That's why I believe all of us should be armed

[Guthixpwnsyou]

And tonight i have a message for rebecca black-go home and die.

[RogerWazup007]

I'm surprised this is still up considering how so many videos get taken down for BS reasons.

[MrDoobious]

lol @ 0:52..opps tripped the applause button

[Minnerz]

157 people are members of illuminati.

[123x456x789x]

i love BUSH .... THE PUSSY not the president !!!

[pornzi]

lol @ go home and die

[Warpath2198]

I still love how people pretend that Iraq never had anything to do with terrorism lol. Saddam was good friends with Gaddafi, and he met with Carlos the Jackal and employed him for terrorist attacks. Iraq also threatened to Invade Kuwait in the 60's and they did it in 1990, raping, burning, and pillaging the nation. Lets not even get into the chemical weapon/scud attacks against the Iranians, Kurds, and Israel.

[Dan4USCTroy]

mission accomplished

[AceObrin]

"one by one the terrorists are learning we're building a culture to encourage international terrorism." This video is fantastically cathartic. So good to see the primate-in-chief finally speak the truth.

[kilayla13]

196 ppl don't want to go home and die.

[anna31580]

Lmao fricken hilarious...cleverly done....good job XD

[ColtraneTaylor]

There needs to be a similar video for war mongers Obama and Hillary. Anti-war people, where have you fled to with your skills?

[064687288]

I like george, he good, I understand him. I watch curious george. He's ok.

[DaisyJaneCloud]

"...and this year, for the first time, we must offer every child in america 3 nuclear missiles." Oh yeah, that'll help....not

[DaisyJaneCloud]

"...blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues..."

[AmersfoortTristan]

At last.. the truth and nothing else but the truth.

[prutzilla]

realy good edit lol first didnt get it that good it whas like whaaaaat then i figured out it was edited lol

[cmit120]

where are my three nuclear missiles!? i been waiting years for one lol XP

[metapatriot]

THEY LIVE

[Coinpointer]

Bush is crazy, but this is bull. Fun though, but bull

[chaosad09]

This would be funny as shit, if it wasnt so true.

[Warpath2198]

@chaosad09 You only think that because you have never lived in another nation. The grass is "always" greener somewhere else. The fact is if you ever did live in another nation you would come running back to this nation with your tail between your legs and realize it is not as bad as it seems.

[chaosad09]

@Warpath2198 I understand what you are saying, but this country is far from living up to its potential. Its being held back by creedy corporations that have our government in their pocket. I realy dont care about the other side of the fence, because i dont live there. Besides, with all of the bullshit that our government is feeding us our grass will be green for many years to come.

[Warpath2198]

@chaosad09 Yes you are right. The problems are from the top down. Power and money always attract corruption. Corporations are in the business of mostly job creation to make profits for investors. Nothing wrong with that as so long as they follow the govt. regulations and the govt. actually enforces said regulations. Lobbyists should be banned though. As for politicians many of them are elected by idiotic voters who don't research and use common sense. Politicians trade benefits for votes. 

[Warpath2198]

@chaosad09 The sad fact is that most Americans don't know anything about the constitution, and are confused at what the two parties stand for. Some of these people even calls themselves "independents" and pretend to be more intelligent. In the end they have no idea what each party stands for what and they just vote for the best speaking guy (best at reading teleprompters).

[chaosad09]

@Warpath2198 Couldnt have said it better my self.

[SCarroll74]

This is stupid. And anyone who thinks this is close to reality is an idiot.

[TechnoB0T]

@SCarroll74

this is the obvious truth, and anyone who doesn't see it is either retarded, brainwashed, or has an IQ below 30.

[SCarroll74]

@Warpath2198 And we wonder why Americans hate the United States.

[ruflychux]

Who let George DOUCHE ON STAGE? I SAID WHO LET george DOUCHE ON STAGE? NEXT TIME YOU DO IT, PLEASE COVER HIS MOUTH WITH A USED TAMPON. GEORGE DDDDDDDDDDOUCHE IS A SMELLY TAMPON. WHEN HE TALKS, HIS MOUTH BLEEDS OF MENSTRUAL BLOOD. HE HAS MOUTH MENOPAUSE.

[pzmtuthcvpvl]

aw gee where-'s your corporate greed ?.. the US is a puppet of NATO greed mongers hoping to sell equipment

[hollyzone]

Prosecute Bush !!

[72Moondoggy]

People this video is as fake as it gets ,but people want to believe a lie. This is as fake as it gets.

[Bane529]

@72Moondoggy this is edited , but all of these things he said at some time in maybe a diferent content .

[MaTtRoSiTy]

Best Bush speech I have seen on the internets :P

[AZUREGLIDE]

Excellent. Its the truth they dare not speak.

[justindyck]

I cannot for the life of me figure out why this does not have more views....

[wgat543788]

@Valmer7000 Shut up and speak english, or I'll throw 2 of my three nukes at you.

[LivingdeadMetal]

I think George Bush actually said all this shit at some point.

[AntiSCO]

Some of it sounds so completely batshit, you could honestly imagine it coming out that way!

[DoNotObey1]

I just cannot watch this idiot even in this funny clip.

[yourallstoopid]

what r u guys talking about whats c18 and jdl? some army shit?

[AlaricxMalgraith]

@pupRu33

U mad? C-18 sucks JDL cocks.

[DoNotObey1]

@pupRu33 Being brainwashed to heavily I guess? :))))

[TotalWarliraren]

@pupRu33 The Internet, it's serious business.

[iSuperN0VA]

@pupRu33

hahah the video successfully got a KKK member mad! lol

[Reqrezentin]

"We must offer every child in America, 3 NUCLEAR MISSILES"

LMFAO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

[Immortal4261]

your lisp leaves you when you speak the truth?

dosn't it cowboy?

[trentrez666]

"Tonight I have a message for the people of Iraq, Go home and Die! " (I think that part of the speech could have been genuine, it would probably really have been acceptable) LOL

[pilgrimsprogressfan]

lolz

[MrBigEnchilada]

Nuculer missiles, because only in america can we afford national security like this

[SwedishStalker]

Hahaha this is fucking brilliant, favorite'd!

1:24 "This year, we must offer every child in america three NUCULAR missiles" i lol'd so hard.

[Reqrezentin]

@SwedishStalker

Hahaha, imagine the kids playing with nuclear toys. "Oh look daddy, a clock is ticking"

[CaptiveRiticuli]

This edited video may well be funny to us ( in the west ), but it is anything but funny. What has become of this world, the muffled noise of a cacophony of screams across the globe, is all that is being heard.

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

BEst part of all this is when he winks and pelosi looks enamoured with it.

[SSJ3Ulcer]

What are ballistic airports and hydrogen-powered doctors?

[Spike66062]

Has anyone done this with Obama's state of the union?

[paulcullum20]

This was done by chris morris its called bushwacked

[mistergarner1]

3 nuclear missiles for every kid! LOL!

[Arun999]

worst president ever!!!!

1.Bush

2.Reagan

3.Nixon

ALL TIME WORST LEADERS

[iskateandbake135]

@Arun999 AMEN!!!!!!!

[DodgionBuLLeTs]

@Arun999 also the 3 presidents that were all members of the CIA during the time of Kennedy's assassination. And 2/3 of them were present in Dallas on that day. hmmm....i smell conspiracy<.<

[scaremengaviation]

Okay.. why isn't the NSA on the poster's ass?

[HasinaiMan]

@scaremengaviation They're busy covering their behinds in Egypt.

[scaremengaviation]

@HasinaiMan This has been posted for three years.

[njcandoit]

he seams to know a lot about those things!

[81mandragora]

AWESOME!!!

[Madfanta360]

@monkeybot1 you think this is real...are you legally retarded ?

[monkeybot1]

This video is a disgrace and is a shame! Why would you put this up. This is not funny of all.

[RainbowManification]

@monkeybot1 Bush is an ass clown and a war criminal, he should be tried and put to death

[scaremengaviation]

@RainbowManification Well then, so should the Americans who supported the war. And then, when realizing that people die during war, turning their back on their country. War criminal? Please.

[lostathome31]

@monkeybot1

No, it is funny. Funny as Hell. Bush is a total ass and so are you!

[c1magr8]

My God! He's FINALLY speaking the truth!!!! LMAO

[pollyo88]

3:04 is the best lol

[neoimean7]

IF FOOLED ME CANT BE FOOOOOLED AGAIN!!!!

[toowens]

Haha still hilarious. I dont understand all the people arguin on here though. Nobody is gonna change there views cause your arguin with them online. Just lighten up and view this as something funny.

[NukedDevilDog23]

what kind of fucken message is that for the people of Iraq "go home and die"...

how come I wasnt offered my 3 nuclear missiles?

[ElectronicStuff4Free]

E PLURIBUS UNUM

[seandecastro]

Brilliant!!!

[sactownism]

Has this video been tampered with??? did he really say "go home and die?"

[MindstormRecs]

Btw it's fucking NUCLEAR not NUCULAR lol

[MindstormRecs]

Biggest retard that ever got elected to presidency lol Anyone who supports this man should be burned at the stake

[MelonMan24311]

This is the greatest speech of all time.

[chlejrdud3]

brilliant editing....

[ViennasNachos]

George W. Bush, is surely not worse than Obama but the opposite also he is way funnier, so call me crazy, but I wish George W. Bush was our President right now.

[reeka411]

@ViennasNachos

yep having a funny president would solve all the problems right now

: l

[ViennasNachos]

@reeka411 Bush wasn't that bad, it's the media that praises Obama and curses Bush. With what reasoning?

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@ViennasNachos

Why they praise Obama? Do they? They didn't exactly lie about his falling approval ratings, did they?

Why they curse Bush? Because he sucked, maybe? Because he couldn't even express himself in decent English? Because he started two fallacious wars? Because he signed the Patriot act? Because he didn't take time to read the Constitution? Because almighty King George decided whether to obey the law or not and round up citizens without trial for your protection?

[ViennasNachos]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Questions over questions ..... 2 fallacious wars?

So the Afghanistan war is useless or what? Don't want to fight muslim extremists right?

And even more important whats wrong with he patriot act???

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@ViennasNachos

Mate, I am a secularist, the more theocracies go flat on their stomach, the better. But let's face it, the moment NATO leaves Afghanistan, the Taliban take back over. That hap-hazardous Afghani Army with 60% of the men not showing up isn't going to hold out long.

What's wrong with the Patriot Act? How about the fact you can get arrested and put in prison without a trial? You can be searched without a warrant?

[ViennasNachos]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Yeah you can get arrested and put in a prison without a trial, but not without a reason. It is a necessary step to counter these, also homegrown, islamic terrorism that threatens the USA.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@ViennasNachos

So if anyone accuses you of terrorism, it's alright they put you away without trial?

[ViennasNachos]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH hey come one you should know something about the Patriot Actit; it is not "anyone" but the FBI or CIA etc. and if they accuse someone because of terrorism, they god damn know why they are doing so.

[Brigganator]

Where's the obama version?

[HKOverlord117]

Trusting in the sanity and restraint of the United States is not a strategy, and IT IS NOT AN OPTION.

:D :D :D

[iwasboredas]

go home and die....xD

[k98killer]

...and the western wall of the Pentagon.

[BorderLandMan1]

the reason we are so messed up is our democracy is failing.. yes we elect people but they get paid off by banks..

[FrYLocK41]

400 billion key commanders of Al Qaeda? 6 billion = Earth population. LOL

[CrazyCamera1]

@FrYLocK41 i think he might have meanth 400million

[AznGosu18]

HAHAH 3:05 so fucking funny, that made my day. Brilliant editing my friend.

[mother4love]

the worst president ever, he destroyed the world the day he got power. he should be shot dead. FUCK YOU BUSH!

[boostedist]

@mother4love

Amen

[jacktharippares]

hahaha wow

[favsncrap]

1807 people clicked a mouse...

[alexgerard502]

168 children didn't get their missiles.

[6F5jedi]

so? now we stand for cutting out tounges and burning acid and rape? haha i belive he read the wrong paper haha rofl

[alboss13]

Isn't it what people used to do in Communist countries? The party leader speaks and everyone gets up and applauds for no apparent reason.. What has America become ??

[StarWoid1]

Uh oh! Someone accidentally switched the president to honesty mode!

[Aouitamere]

Hydrogene powered doctors??

[Einstein0GETBaC]

@Aouitamere hydrogen-powered doctors are mostly made in China and they are replacing the indian doctors very rapidly

[ww2footage]

go home and die .. LOL

[XxAtomic646xX]

GIMME MY NUKES BITCH

[RumbleHD]

@kyleandres I say we do a lawsuit.

[christheferal]

LMAO!

[MasterTerran]

skull and bones...322

[MrAtwo]

i want him back

[royaladam]

LMAO on 0:47.

[osrevad]

Mutilation with electric drills!

[yeah111ification]

evil's born

[TheFailedAssassin]

how did you made this????

[chrisman737]

Very funny.  But Obama is still a worse president.

[popomaniac1]

@chrisman737 exactly not only is obama a black george he is a lying bastard

[royaladam]

@chrisman737

BS he is going on his 2nd year as a President. Do the math.

[salazarjm3245]

Hahaha it is awsome haha

[salazarjm3245]

Hahaha it is awsome haha

[RumbleHD]

I want my 3 nuclear missiles.

[barton073]

@RumbleHD HAHAHAHA...HE IS FUCKED UP...NUCLEAR PROGRAM OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS?!!!!!!

[MrKrlos099]

Its my nigga Bush! I love that guy!

[royaladam]

Wow I mean Wow.

[sentstuff05]

Brilliant.

0:46 - Bush's smirk after his torture rape speech, cut to Laura's "I'm so proud" smile cut to Cheney - fucking HILARIOUS.

[uberkogle]

@sentstuff05 That's McCain, you troll

[Reqrezentin]

@sentstuff05

That's Nancy Pelosi

[RustyTube]

Can I get a ballistic airport? That was very clever and I have not seen anyone commenting on that one. :)

[RustyTube]

Wow, you're good! This so well edited.

[zoomerlawns]

YES!!! I like this Bush!!!!!!

[SaltonSeaCoolio]

Bush was a fucking badass!

Obama is a liberal pussy

[ConservativemanOmega]

@SaltonSeaCoolio Good point, boy. Idiocy is badass in our conservative world, mm hmm. Like the bible says "might makes right" Doucheronomy 9:11