Jasper Carrott - Woolworths - Birmingham NIA Live (2004)

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

The pale mythical wardens of the treasure!!!!!!!!!!!

[saintmirrenmalky]

Fantastic. Jasper is a genius. And he is right about Birmingham- brilliant place.

[ryanfrombrum]

I am a stand up myself and I had the honour of bringing Jasper on stage tonight at the Blossomfield Club Solihull where he turned up as an unannounced guest to try out some new material! Half an hour of up to date, top quality stuff which blew the roof off ! A comics masterclass. Thanks Jasper and long may you continue! Ryan :-)

[RS14988]

"a swede and a spud. no bloody carrott though, i only live here!" XD

[apex2000]

i love this joke (i have heard better reditions of this joke by him tho.), i was one of the "clawed hands" in the backroom.... so i get a huge kick out of it.

[natmanprime]

yeah liverpool is like the least cultural city in the uk , i can't imagine a worse one seriously

whenever i see some old school racist shit on a train in london, it's ALWAYS some liverpool dude who's come for a visit.

they seem to be so fucking tribal it's ridiculous.

[mrslmathers]

"Not my counter" - LOL!!!!

[lamalou66]

brilliant lol

[thasnaps]

Is that a scar on his right cheek or one of those microphones

[sexbomb79]

jaspers the best comedian ever xx

[eightiesbabe1]

sooooo like my ex........ sooo funny

[MindstormXL]

Ive just put some Anthrax in the Pick & MiX!

[MrSyrett]

Birmingham? The best city in the country? LMAO!

[mistaben2k]

I think he's talking about the Croydon branch of Argos!

[MonkeyThunder5]

"Erm.... Gotta pen!.."

[faulknmd]

If you ask "you got one of these?" at Argos, you have missed the point of Argos

[yourbc]

shame no one will know what he is talking about here on after

[atomicnortherner]

WOOLWORTHS WAS CRAP HENCE ITS CLOSURE END OF

[PeterannaProductions]

"Have you got one with that little bloke on it" :D

[spidersue]

I miss the Woolworths in the centre of Birmingham Bullring, Birmingham wasn't the same after it changed to a clothes shop :-(

[lerxt42]

Yes rip woolies...used to shoplift every saturday when I was a kid

[marshalllucky]

jasper carrot rides his funky moped around wolverhampton with his golden balls

[09rstanley]

R.I.P WOOLWORTHS :(

[Drumms247]

Jaspar is such a lagand

[starlight76able]

don't you mean legend you genious speller of English

[LoonyLooners]

@starlight76able There's no u in "genius".

[B1ggu5]

It's spelled 'genius'.

[marshalllucky]

has anyone seen jasper carrots golden balls?

[sueaffie]

not his Golden Balls but I've seen the TV show

[starlight76able]

yes it is brilliant

[RoCkErX285]

RIP Woolworths

[david110988]

@RoCkErX285 lol

[Pulsar205]

Does anyone have any clips of Wiggy-the speeded up clot who's good at messing everything up :D

[newtongrace]

I've been searching for that for ages too - if you find it please let me know!

[Kornholio198]

Braindead Zombies also shop in the Co op especially the majority in The Atherstone Stone

[allcingeye]

Jasper you are mad mad mad keep it up just like the blues up up up Down Down up Down up Great

video 50 stars for your video.

AE

[Cormac123456789]

WORST COMEDIAN EVER!

[hayleigh13]

Carrott makes me proud to be a Brummie

[techguruuk]

Jasper's one of the best comedians this country has ever produced, massively underrated, always has me in stitches with laugher.

[gypwin]

a lot of talent from brum.check out gypwin

[Mariantc1]

Jasper you are still as good as ever. Still going to Menorca? When I feel homesick I just listen to you and feel better. Love you, love Birmingham.

[danny1374]

lol good old jasper :)

[GavigonT]

You don't go into Woolworths anymore Mr. Carrot

[ryker012]

"uuuummm i got a pen" Brilliant

[52766]

Sorry Jasper - but evidently you can beat Woolworths! :P

[HauntedDougieFan]

swede and a spud. lol.

[hardcoretilldie313]

lol brilliant

"i've got a pen"....

[MalinBellEnder]

LOL @ "I could have wrote this" ....

[johnnycon]

I'm from Birmingham, but I have to admit these jokes are weak.

[UB40Jay]

He is old skool.

[rgawer2]

@UB40Jay

indeed, quite old schooled.

[david110988]

@UB40Jay exactly

[GWR4079]

@johnnycon these jokes arn't weak they are mostly facts in a humorous way

[Yamibooze]

i got a pen...

[bailey995]

its the guy off the saw!!!!!!!!! hes evil!!!!

[wayne39]

hilarious- its his facial expressions and use of his voice that mame it funny for me.

[a00493]

Exactly you idiot, i can't say whether or not he is funny without watching him and you asked why i am watching him if i don't like him so iv answered that i watched this and then decided his not funny! Retard!

And there's finally someone who agrees with me lol, i just don't see how people can possibly find this guy funny.

[davyhboro]

why watch it then you fuckin prick?????

[a00493]

To make a judgement you nobhead. See, that's what you do you watch something and then form an opinion on it. Twat!

[davyhboro]

well you must have watched jasper BEFORE you made a judgement you fuckin nob?????

[a00493]

Exactly you idiot, i can't say whether or not he is funny without watching him and you asked why i am watching him if i don't like him so iv answered that i watched this and then decided his not funny! Retard!

Why are you getting so offended because somebody doesn't like him anyway?prick.

[theantiantichrist]

wow, what powers of observation! Almost on par with jasper carrot....

[boldyin]

here here, the funniest thing i found about jasper carrot was the tagline on his website: britains best loved comedian!

i take it we just forget about billy connolly, ricky gervais, tommy cooper and the 500 other comedians that are alot funnier than him. i could have wrote this. and if this is the highlight that gets put on youtube. what is his other material like?!!?!?!

[Shav4Kev]

hes a brummy like me :D where are you in life? no where as him. you cant touch him :D

[madwolf3]

bonjour. i am looking for a video "latin comes from birmingham". i can't find it on youtube anymore. it was a short video of Jasper Carrott. Would you please help me???

[wisteela]

Pure brilliance. Some classic stuff there. Woolworths will be missed.

[forrestfirefan101]

hi wow that was brill lol argos and woolies

[WhiteridersMcc]

December 15, 2008

Mumbai Terrorist Suspect Hiding in Birmingham According to Police.

Question

1.Where are the headquarters of the Taliban? Are they in:

A) Kabul;

B) Kandahar;

C) Jalalabad;

D) Tipton.

[britishleylandcrap]

At least the people who failed their Woolworths exams still have a job :P

Satire !

[misterinley]

I was thinking the same. shame you bat me to it

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

lol he's right tho us brummies dont get nuthin

[clockIzTicking]

Argos staff are usually very good

[lordybrett]

girl rides naked on motorbike through Wollworths in Redcar UK. From the movie "is that it?"

[jphlfcjphlfc]

this is not funny in any way. someone actuli tell me one of the jokes taht r funny, his timing is wank

[nelmser]

haha, not laughing now are we woolworths ;)

[JackUnderwood08]

it doesnt matter where ur from

[xxshiv69xx]

i live where jasper was originally born! hes a briliant comedian

[jessierulz]

I remember watching this when it was on TV and I was in tears of laughter (I worked in Argos at the time!!)

Carrott rules!!!

[xFiona08x]

Love Jasper Carrott, think he's sooo funny! Especially his facial expressions...loved the comment about buying the jewellery!

[standenberg]

I think many of you are missing the point, it's a clip from a comedy show, his comedy-style is piss taking and he will take the piss out of other cities. Jasper has always been true to his roots and still lives in his hometown area or nearby (unlike Cilla Black who hasn't lived in Liverpool for 40 years but still has a strong scouse accent,but votes Tory).

Let's not start a "Battle of Britain", wherever we live "home is where the heart is". By the way I liked his Eurovision gag at the end.

[notlobian4ever]

Well Bolton's a shithole I'll say that for nowt, but anyway another legendary clip of Carrot even if it was a short one! He is the prime example of the fact that it's not what you tell, its how you tell it. Anyone I see trying a Carrot joke just isn't funny, not without those facial expressions and the thick Brummie accent.

[allovdem]

Birmingham is well ahead of liverpool and manchester but well behind london and edinburgh any other city in the uk is complete bollocks

[manicmacintosh]

Glasgow isn't.

[sendtothefunnyfarm]

glasgows better than edinburgh dont even know why it the capital

[JamJellyButties]

Just figured out how to rate this pile of poo. Is it possible to award zero stars?

[JamJellyButties]

A pity there seemed to be no way to rate this load of crap. I really like Jasper Carrot's humor. Where did it go in this clip?

[tomsega]

Birmingham: Great city, better than Liverpool,

though quite up there with Manchester. Anybody that thinks it's a dump hasn't been there for 30 years.

[zoe2626]

lol i have lived in birmingham for my short life of 14 years and well its rubbish now and the people round my area are like totaly retarded as in a grown man beating up a 14 year old couple of kids - me bieng one of thoose kids

[tomsega]

Well.. every town and city has it's rough areas. I'm only in Brum because of the uni and Edgebaston is green and middle-class. If you live in a bad area you're always going to see more poverty and crime, but that's because of the area, not the city - there are bad areas in Manchester, too. Probably even more in Liverpool!

[paintitblack89]

Love the Joke about Argos. He's very funny. One of the greatest comedians ever. Funny from start to finish.

[fleetserve999]

This sums up all thats 'good' about Dum-Brum.

The only thing Herman Goering could be castigated for was not flattening the place enough.

[sparkythegerbil]

You would'nt be living in this country now, if it wasnt for Birmingham. Spitfires that baled this country out in ww2 were built in Brum. Most major industry was based here. So the next time you come out with foolish statements like that, do one thing,THINK!

[generalmarshmallow]

haha yeah, i work at woolies and i wouldnt be surprised if someone had put anthrax in the pick 'n' mix!

[gerhuneng]

That's what brought Woolies down, now we know!

[thechoice33]

woolies is dead!!! :)

[MrsRammsteinKruspe]

I love this clip. It is so funny!

[sparkythegerbil]

Woolworths isnt as bad co-op, braindead zombies work in there

[RianTrace84]

I got barred from Goldthorpe Co-op for complaining about summat that was damaged!

[sparkythegerbil]

i am surprised that anybody moved with speed to bar you. They really are the bottom of barrel when it comes to shops! Luv this clip too!

[Natsxinxspain]

Hahahaha 'thats probably why they called him Dick!'

So what if he doesnt write his own material? Most comedians don't, and all that matters is how he delivers well to the audience.

[WeaRTheD]

actualli lee evans dus

[unrealaldridgeguy]

he most definately writes his own stuff

[smithy1221]

0:33 lol

[waxengravah]

i used to like him till i found out he doesn't write his own stuff

[neohip]

I expect you will be extremely disapointed when you find out that even God dosn't write his own stuff!.

Jasper is infact a funny man and writes much of his own material, but then it gets "improved" upon by various leeches who want a slice of the action,ie Television moguls, directors and producers.I hate those guys!

[iamlennie]

woolworths rules!!! i work there!! and the joke is 100% correct!!! we dont give a shiyte about anything unless we work on that department!!!!lol

[unrealaldridgeguy]

long may the Brummies rule !!!!

[unrealaldridgeguy]

hes a brummie and hes the best....long live carrot !!

[TESCOFANgogo]

Labour are the best. :

[bilstonjay]

He might have used the same jokes a few times but he's got great timing and a very good comedy brain. He was my first comedy hero and I still think he's great.

[seoulstar]

How many years has he been telling the same old Woolworths/Anthrax joke? Desperately in need of new material.

[LukeStanton91]

He is one of the best

[fudgecakeyness]

What a cunt you really are. x

[georgemossford1]

Jasper reminds me of what comedy should be!

[forseti10]

that does it..im leaving argos..lol

[SciFiGeekinArmani]

Ha ha ha ha too true, too true! Mind you, he should try Poundland!

[draculapw]

try lidl more like it!

[draculapw]

try lidl more like it!

[draculapw]

try lidl more like it!

[steveo1622]

He looks like a newborn eaglet

[HiveMistress]

This is a hoot! Has vanyone got a clip of him going on about Lollipop The Psychotic Cat?

[MRJRANSFORD]

Even as a Woolworths employee i love it lol!

[biggy7861234]

wicked lol

[cooliomccool25]

FANTASTIC LOL

[lewismatthews123]

I was just watching some Russel Brand which was given to me today by a friend and It was bloody awful he never shuts the fuck up about him having sex and he's not even funny at all. But this...this is bloody hilarious!

[stereoroid]

Well, someone must have, he has a daughter who's an actress in "The Office"...

[SPAG22]

His wife perhaps?!

[BlightedArt]

Don't worry guys. I think justbeingnasty is just another Manchester supporter. ;) jk.

[KingPunde]

You need a life, bad.

[mufcchampions07]

woooooo. I think u must work on the pic n mix in Birmingham Woolworths

[Imperium56]

Shut up you halfwit. You obviously do not have a life. Get one. Also you aren't a Brummie (unlike me) so you have no reason to call Carrott a C***

[creamsponge89]

he was funny in 1991 8-)

not now

[Farweasel]

Worked at Argos long did you creamsponge?

[gortypunk]

^Made me lol.

[BHX]

Jasper Carrott - Brilliant.

[Rhysd007]

does anyone have any older stuff of jasper - one where he gets quitar and sings "was it you that did the pushin'" & "i just called to say...."

i cant find it anywhere and it was hilarious!

[mitchison]

luv it

[edster110]

love jasper  hes so funny

[SteffersG]

Love Jasper, hes great!

[wolvojay]

Fucking quality! One of the funniest blokes to do stand up in the UK!

[IForgottenHopeI]

I am from Birmingham, Sutton Coldfield!

Love the Brummie. Our accent dates back to the days of Saxon ;D

[mrslmathers]

Hilarious! Jasper is mega.

"Have you got one with that little bloke on it?!!" Love it.

[Wiggston]

Lol what a funny guy.

Willcoolhello? One of those argos retards by any chance?

Gutted for you.

[iluvdeflep]

quite funny for a brummie

black country lalala

[willcoolhello]

drakebell 1990...what a nice chap...obviously typical of the type of illiterate raving psycho who finds this gurning ginger twat funny.

[wiltingwillow]

You two below stop arguing, or i'll slap you both!

[willcoolhello]

Jasper Carrott couldn't get a job in Woolworth's unless they were recruiting retarded fuck faced arse wipes.

[chrisjapan]

its a Birmingham thing - thank you Jasper

[lambalamba123]

u tite prick wishin sum1 dead thats a bit extream even if u dnt lyk im theres no need 4 that

[sexbomb79]

carrott is brilliant my one and only comedian! hes a legend xxx

[chay20077]

I worked at argos for a brief period of time and can say hes not far of, with the occassional excetion

[andyc992]

argos is staffed by people who have failed there woolworths exam lol. quality

[UnMotivated]

Birmingham is a cool city. been there a few times and lied it alot. London is a shit hole, too many foreighners and tramps.

[somersetkathy]

if anyone has a clip of Jasper , doing the 12 days of christmas(where by the 12th day he is "drunk") it is soo funny, please can you post it?

Thanks for posting!

[chicago1987]

The man is a legend!

[bluwolf89]

jasper is from acocks green birmingham im from there still live here n u know wat he is very funny pride man

peace

[ihateUSA1]

AGP reprisent!

[slipsourdude]

carrot is the best stand up comedian

[bigryan14]

lol carrot is quality

[greenphantom]

I love Carrott!

[tyronix]

yeah! why does everyone who works in woolworths sound like they come from Dudley , very strange indeed

[crazybutunique]

He is a natural funny for everyone how does he do it? makes me laugh for hours! I would watch it again and again... speaking of which i am gonna find some more

[DebTaylor100]

I Love Him!

He's So Funny...

"And Those Are The Staff They Let You See..

What's Behind The Customer Collection Point...?

Gooouugallliirree" lmao.

x

[blondiebabe07]

<3 i love him he is soooo funny <3

[lilatlbecky]

god i jst luv his face!

[sexbomb79]

i love jasper, hes brilliant the one and only.

[thebrownwerewolf]

I think i went to see this live. Carrotts great, he always cracks me up!!!

[aaronUK2006]

carrott is brilliant

[Jet166]

I've worked at Woolworths and it definatley is true lol.