Why Did I Choose Yale?

[ianwhitt91]

So I saw this and thought it was funny. Then I saw the original and was just plain disturbed.

[Samonuh]

Guys, this isn't necessarily mocking the school, just the retarded video they made to advertise it.

[xThemalemodelsx]

The Ivy League is bullshit. Most of those schmucks work for me now.

[TotoroLp]

Yale is better than harvard

[rebetebe]

this video made my day!! jajajaja

[clamzcoolio]

Haha, Yale is still better. But English 201-"chapter books" I admit was pre-tty funny.

[Mykbibby]

Say what you want, but 3:08 is undeniably hilarious

[MrRazorblade999]

The Yale Thing as Patrick Bateman put it... 

[ciarasison]

This is just plain immature.

[Jubilee1442]

So, I take it the schools don't like each other much?

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

0:00 - 0:50 exactly describes my experience of sitting in on a Yale "information session."

Two hours of my life I'm never getting back. *Sigh*.

[Lilred2098]

rlly Harvard??? u rlly think ppl wanna go 2 Harvard aftr ths video???? wow.

[alt4100]

If you want a good Ivy Princeton the Video is 7 down look you wont regret it

[uberninja18]

So what you're saying is that you didn't get into Yale?

[uberninja18]

Douche alert.

[FanOfPopCulture]

What's a "Harvard" ?

[paigesometimes7]

this would be hilarious if it was a non-ivy making fun of the ivies, but since it's harvard this is immature. but i still think it's funny because i don't like the ivies.

[arkofatlantis]

How should i call Harvard now... Envy League, perhaps?

[runnerman550]

260 people chose Yale.

[cheesicles]

And this is why I chose Yale...

[kalel1290]

MIT > (Yale) ^ Harvard

[CADBURY941]

Wow makes me not want to go to Harvard after seeing this video...really Harvard? You just lost my respect...

[Karmakameleeon]

Spiderman went to Columbia....

[OlmoLane]

It's "Douchery" you douche

[LNOL]

Everyone here who's complaining of ivy league deuschery is just sore they're not going to one.

[cestmoiian]

LOL that main guy is so hilarious

[blankpage100]

How can you say anyone who got into Yale is unintelligent...

[woodenwalkingstick]

lol at the fact this entire  video was shot a harvard

[Century21digitalBoi]

so wrong but so hilarious!

[ExplosivePineappple]

hahahahha is that hebrew in the book on the yale insignia at the end?

[Flare12345neo]

Screw both Harvard and Yale, UChicago's where it's at!

[kathyglitters]

You spelled *Northwestern wrong.

[Flare12345neo]

@kathyglitters But I'm pretty sure I meant UChicago, not *community college.

[kathyglitters]

@Flare12345neo No, you meant worse- UIC.(;

[cloz2daej247]

@kathyglitters Hell yeah!!!

[aznboi1398]

was this seriously made by harvard? I find this such a faggish move

[TheRoxyLiz]

all the dislikes are from the grumpy yale kids :)

[amazingsinger101]

"Frux et Feritas"... fruit and ferocity... Hmm.

[TaylorGene98]

One more reason why not to choose Harvard... lol....

[MrBbsingh]

Now we all know to choose princeton or duke

[bowbow13pats]

Lol, Yale just got destroyed...

[930claudia]

Harvard is the best!

[nimabrandonaminian]

Lol "English 201: Chapter Books"

[Samonuh]

@nimabrandonaminian I know. It makes me chuckles everytime... XD

[THENYCBALLER]

they're probably closet homosexuals, who do a lot of crack cocaine

[HPianoMan]

guys chill... it's just a comedic parody; a yearly tradition between schools... done rather well compared to other years actually

[icanmakeyoulol19]

Why use the f-bomb. Smh harvard. Lost my respect

[GuitarPlayer2200]

this video was officially posted a year ago ;)

[ubermensch826]

0:34 guy leaves

5:00 guy is back

basic continuity errors ftw

[vet0202]

Harvard girls are ugly........

made me puke....

[oHAVEFUNo]

Very clever and humorous!



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[itsalwayssummer1396]

Mean... but you have to give them credit because i couldn't stop laughing.

[s3xiisir3n]

Some of you have no senses of humor. 

[payamismyname]

Yale is so dumb for making this movie! Noone is going to wnat to go there now! hahahah

[a8ftdyha4]

@payamismyname Harvard made this, and copied yale's real admission video.

[theredm35]

@payamismyname look at the channel name, it's a parody

[jujuishawesome]

Hey i actually liked the yale video. If Harvard wants to convince me make a video on why they are unique, instead of bashing some other school.

and lol @ i came to yale because my intelligence wasn't the best---- yeah yale is still one of top schools in the US

[balloonfish22]

LOL "unfortunately" *winks

[Donteatacowman]

The guy asks what year it's founded and it's written RIGHT BEHIND the guy he's asking. xD

The frisbee bit was kind of funny, but this seemed based more on a smear-campaign syle than facts. o_O Most of the jokes seem to be based on random, exaggerated insults like "OUR STUDENTS SUCK" and "OUR CAMPUS SUCKS" and "WE SUCK"... It reflects more on the maker of the video than Yale itself.

There were a few funny parts, though it doesn't make me want to go to Harvard at all.

[GILGAMESH97]

I CAN MEET SPIDERMAN AT YALE!?!?!?

[anewmeePassion]

lol both vids are funny

[beveie123]

i admire how they put these horrible scenes in a good way to describe Yale in a MUSICAL!!!!

[whodonedoneit]

clearly these Harvard students are very jealous of Yale - they probably are sad they chose a school based on it's name and not the quality of the school, or they just didn't get into Yale. there are no disadvantages in choosing Harvard over Yale for post-graduate opportunities, but Yale wins as an institution in terms of the undergraduate experience.

[EmceeViolent]

4:01, the dude on the far right who gets with the frisbee, how come he didnt leave xD?

[MrEValetion]

Yet another example of overall Ivy League Douchery.

[Axel2143]

At least at Yale people have talent :P

[DMerk2012]

Best admissions video ever

[JaroneMcCorkle]

Yale University: Safety School.......lmao

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

harvard still teaches keynesian economics, lol.

/watch?v=rvwfLe6sLis

born in kenya president lets play chardes in the futire

[joker6solitaire]

I agree that several "jokes" in this video were in poor taste--but have you SEEN the original Yale video?! Much of Yale's video may have been tongue-in-cheek, but they really did sound agoraphobic with their intense emphasis on the residential colleges--especially since most of the amenities they listed can be found at private and public universities across the country. Yale's video just begs for satiric video responses, and this video is no different from any other scathing school rivalry.

[whodonedoneit]

@joker6solitaire yeah but the Yalies got the joke about the residential colleges. it wasn't supposed to be serious. they were just describing the environment

[handyec]

@joker6solitaire I beg to differ. I could give a crap about either school, I think they are both douches but this makes them seem like upity, a-hole, douches. If they wanted to make fun of Yale's video they could have done it in 5 seconds, by saying I chose Harvard because Yalies make Admission videos like this... and included a link to the Yale video. Done, and far less a-holish. Well, that's just my opinion.

[dancingrl5678]

I love the guy at 4:01

[bradbarn162]

This is of very poor taste.

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[nolie94]

i love how all the shitty scenes in this video were actually filmed at harvard...

[OKatzMan7]

Ya'll need to chill! This is just a a little fuel to the rivalry fire. There is nothing wrong with that. If you think this is mean try going to an SEC school where they burn the opposing coach in effigy prior to game day! The Ivy League could use a little more heated rivalries!!!!!!

[mcnameer1]

@libertydogfight What the hell is wrong with you. I don't care that yor crazy saying only satin-worshippers go to Yale (btw my dad went to yale and he is one of the nicest guys you will ver meet) but calling them gay is awful. I'm not gay but find a new word you crazy neo-nazi. The reason those people went to Yale is because it is a prestigious university with some of the best proffesors in the world. So go troll somewhere else nobody wants to hear you, you lunatic. Oh, quick question. Are you

[mcnameer1]

I'm a Yalie and I thought it was pretty well done. The thing that cracked me up the most is that the whole video is shot t Harvard. So the bathroom stall one is actually t Harvard.

[s3xiisir3n]

@mcnameer1 lol

I don't go to Yale but I agree, they're pretty much making themselves look bad by shooting on their own campus xD.

[oshilzl]

hahahahahahaha transfer applicants to harvard, where? the game lol

[deniskatashkentskiy]

lmao at 4:01 

[s3xiisir3n]

lol

the Yale hip-hop dance group (if that's even what it is) in the original video can't dance for shit xD

[anewmeePassion]

@s3xiisir3n it was one of their step teams. Their hip hop groups weren't featured

[s3xiisir3n]

@anewmeePassion in that case, that makes it even worse, that was really bad

and this is coming from a girl raised around professional steppers

[V4Vman93]

I'm pretty sure calling Yale a safety school is a bit pretentious.

[libertydogfight]

You chose YALE cause you a GAY-Satan worshipper.Where Illuminati get trained in Satanism-Why are America's traitors and war mongers like Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld-John Kerry-from the British dominated YALE Univ. Why are all America's Gangsters Obama-Kennedy's from the British dominated HARVARD-If America SHUTS down YALE and HARVRD-The World will improve Greatly.

[xxMafia101]

You guys need to calm down and have a sense of humor. Seriously. It's like rivalry between the branches of the military. Army-Marines or SEALs-SAS. It's all in good fun.

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[s3xiisir3n]

lol, i could not help but laugh at this...but they cussed a little too much imo in this vid...

[dancingrl5678]

I just realized they filmed this on harvard's campus

[dancingrl5678]

Its funny that the channel is called OnHarvardTime because obviously they have way too much time on they're hands. And the campus looks really bad to be compared to Yale. LOL

[Samonuh]

English 201 "Chapter Books" lol...

[agmaynard89]

All this proves is you are the douchebags. Bravo!

[ldffly]

This is funny and there is truth in it. Especially the parts about New Haven. I say this and I have Yale diplomas from back in the 70s and early 80s.

[philip2421993]

Now we all know to choose Princeton :)

[sie7]

@philip2421993 as the old saying goes, "Harvard sucks, and Princeton doesn't matter"

[markmannification]

Looks like a certain university is enormously jealous of Yale ;)

[claypoint2]

@Sanmouth: Yes, dear, I realized fully that I was changing your name. In doing so, I was expressing my wish for you. ^_^ Try a little imagination and some creative French spelling (add another s, usually silent in French anyway). 

[claypoint2]

@Sanmouth, sounds like you're used to just memorizing (and probably regurgitating on tests). Nah, I just looked it up. Easy enough if you have a brain and a modicum of resourcefulness.

[Samonuh]

@claypoint2 >mfw my name isn't Sanmouth. You realize you can just hit the reply button? lol

[biggamecurry]

Surf and turf!!

[IwillKillYourCereal]

It's actually more difficult to get in to Yale...

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@IwillKillYourCereal The fact that Yale has less admissions doesn't necessarily mean it's more difficult to get in.

[IwillKillYourCereal]

@PhyOSPhyOS Also, you need a slighty better SAT score.

[claypoint2]

By the way, what makes the Yale video cool is that it's a parody of itself.... It doesn't take itself seriously, at the same time that it delivers a real message.

[claypoint2]

Creative spoofs manage to make you think twice, whereas this one repeats 90% of the material in the original. Makes for a stupid and boring result. In the end, I'm left to conclude that H's pathetic parody is the result of envy.... Among many other things, I bet that Harvard doesn't have anyone as hot as the girl at 6:04 of the Yale video.

[Samonuh]

@claypoint2 that's a bit creepy, you memorized the time just to write it in this comment? lol

[hoIyBananas]

assholes...

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[TheDipreta]

230 seemed a little antihomosexual....

[wolfbloodlew]

@TheDipreta so does your face

[krazykoolkittykat23]

HARVARD SUCKS

[ValiMaster]

Completely derivative and lacking in creativity.... How ironic that this video criticizes mediocrity when it embodies it. If you want to see something creative, look up Harvard Sucks on YouTube.

[wolfbloodlew]

@ValiMaster lol, all spoofs are derivative. That's the point. Nice criticism Yale asshat

[Samonuh]

LOL

[TJis16]

Have to comment as it makes me laugh every time.

4:26 guy in the blue and white chequered shirt fails and then at 4:50 pretends to spank the guy in the kinda browney orangey shirt.

Kudos to that man: too funny!

[JulsterIsCoolster]

This is why I will always choose Yale over a bunch of pompous wannabees :)

[Karmakameleeon]

ahaha low blow

[pplperson828]

whoa-oh-oh-OH! this is why i prefer princeton!

[pplperson828]

whoa-oh-oh-OH! this is why i chose princeton!

[KittyCat0294]

this isn't as funny as the "Harvard Sucks" video Yale did lol

[greylover67]

He should've chosen Penn, the greatest of the Ivies!

[greylover67]

He should've chosen Penn, the greatest of the Ivies!

[piklsndnikls]

LAME! --- envy :)

[sracha1130]

Um, that was sort of rude of the students. Yale's video was really entertaining and creative, and you turn it around into a joke. They worked really hard to come up with such an idea and you decide to not only steal it, but use it against Yale. I'm not going to completely judge Harvard based on a few students, but these few students aren't very mature.

[oober349]

@sracha1130 cool story bro

[cola625]

honestly... seems like something out of little shop of horrors.. just modernized

[MrMeenub]

Gotta admit this is a good parody. It covers everything in the original video, even the bike ride.

[ViolinPro88]

You son of a bitch! Yale is infinitely better that Harvard you poop legume!

[beckypooo]

This video just makes Harvard look bad. Its like the #1 University in the world...do they really need to waste their time making another school look bad? So unprofessional.

I'm glad schools in Canada don't act like this...

[iychen6]

@beckypooo On Harvard Time is a comedy show. They spend their time trying to make people laugh. No matter the ranking of the university, if it can't take jabs in good fun, then perhaps schools (even the ones in California) should rethink their priorities.

[Samonuh]

@beckypooo Cambridge is #1 in the world...Harvard is #2....

[butterflye2020]

Absolutely disgusting that Yale would partner with any police state such as Singapore with an authoritarian ruthless regime that derides and denies it's own citizens basic personal freedoms and civil rights, arrests and jails authors for their writings, and tortures males with medieval floggings for minor offenses. Yales reputation can only, and should, suffer as a result.

[CantioDei]

Did anyone else notice that "Frux et Feritas" means "Honest Men and Savagery?"

[chrishsaywaaa]

I'm sorry, but this makes people at Harvard all seem like assholes... I don't think this was the smartest move.

[wolfbloodlew]

@chrishsaywaaa It only seems that way to people who are blinded by Yale loyalty

[xxmrcoolbluexx]

@chrishsaywaaa no one gives a fuck

[michs02]

@chrishsaywaaa I completely agree. They could have easily made a video about why Harvard is a great school but instead they chose to put down Yale & not only make fun of the school, but all of the students there. It's sad that this is the best they could come up with to promote their school & it's really obnoxious of them to claim that all Yalies are Harvard-Rejects & to refer to Yale as a mediocre "safety school."-In the end of the video they state Yalies are douchie assholes-the irony! smh

[xxmrcoolbluexx]

@chrishsaywaaa i think your an asshole

[esperanza31288]

@chrishsaywaaa they are rivals. get over it

[xxmrcoolbluexx]

@chrishsaywaaa fuck u

[unicornnightmare]

@chrishsaywaaa It does, and it is.

[nsoccer123]

simply the greatest thing ever. ever.

[Nitrotail]

Wow I had a lot of respect for harvard before this I was even considering applying there. This makes Yale look so much better

[Marysayshello]

This makes me sad. It's so not true. Yale is the best.

[Marysayshello]

Yale is the best place in the world.

[snackajack117]

Don't really care about the college bitchiness but the Yale video kicked this one's ass.

[PrettyRadGuy]

"Kind of like student dorms at every fuckin school" was great, the rest was pretty forgettable.

[maxfagin]

Wow. Gay jokes. Way to stay classy harvard.

-A Proud Dartmouth Student

[ZexionFanGirl]

@maxfagin Gay jokes? What video were you watching?

[maximum411]

hahahahahaha spot on parody i loved it

[rags847]

This past season of OnHarvardTime has sucked, but this video redeemed the whole year.

[Sexandtoast]

This video was actually entertaining, as opposed to that overly sugary false piece of shit that was the Yale video. Seriously, there's no accounting for taste with Yalies.

[anon122697]

Seriously you guys, just seriously. Are you all just jealous of Yale's video and how it was actually interesting and different from most admissions videos that you had to go make fun of Yale. Real mature.

[emmanxmisty]

@anon122697 isn't it obvious? they worked so hard to make yale's face bad. now thats something a jealous and dum people would do. i would rather laugh at the persons who made this (not piece but) whole garbage, crap video

[BelieveInSaigon]

I'm pretty impressed that they managed to get the official Yale font that only Yale students can download. I have it too and I'm not a Yalie but it wasn't easy to get.

[jesusofdiablo]

I thought this was finely done and very creative. It doesn't take an Ivy League grad to see that, but it does take an Ivy League grad to believe this is in bad taste.

Oh, the irony.

[Wintermute01001]

Choose Harvard. They have fewer rapists.

[bobaluba123]

correction you guys are both queers...