Dead baby jokes do NOT watch if you're easily offended!

[phoque122]

fucking funny

[all2music3kicks]

um i dont mean 2 b annoying but thats pretty fucked up

[ZzombiexWellows]

@all2music3kicks --Eh, they're just jokes

[TheCinisterSorrow]

The sexual ones aren't too funny but some are ok

[1C9J9S5]

dont get why they bleeped out the answer to #21 on tosh.0

[loveing4929]

ur video was so cool wanna make a dead baby

[oldschool1056]

i love dead baby jokes .. dose this mean im going to hell if there is one ?? cus thats were i wanna go .. all the fun people will be there !! and the evil dead babaies like chucky >:)

[ZzombiexWellows]

@oldschool1056 --Evil dead babies...I'll pass on that one haha

[Llamasayswhat]

I have a wonderous joke for you....

What does a blind, deaf, mute, paraplegic baby get for christmas?

Cancer.

[meadowvalegirl]

the jokes are lol but y with the baby hating

[ZzombiexWellows]

@meadowvalegirl --I never said I hate babies ^^ For some reason, just because I make morbid jokes, doesn't mean I really am that sick. People would think I kill babies for fun. But nope, I scrap book and talk to my cat...

[LacrosseFaggot]

Why do you put a baby in the blender head first?

To see its feet crumple into little fists!

[HinasintCompany]

over 50 dead babies were killed then made fun of in the making of this film

[DJAriGold]

@HinasintCompany u cant kill a baby thats already dead

[julietstrange]

they're jokes not true storys. its not like this dude's bragging about killing kids so why do haters act as if he was? bragging i mean. it's a JOKE. to all haters, read this......if you don't like, DONT FCKING WATCH!......and yes i missed out the U on purpose i dont need youtube getting angry at me for swearing

[ZzombiexWellows]

@julietstrange --Chick's, she. xD But thankyou

[TigrisCariosus]

@julietstrange what really bothers me about haters is that they kind of had to search for "dead baby" to get to this video...

[TheMarinesaretheshit]

thank you for reminding me what i did this weekend

[Jaccoby123456]

Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

[soandso94]

this video made my night.

[ErikkChattman]

This made me laugh XD.

It also gave me a boner XD

[ZzombiexWellows]

@ErikkChattman --LMFAO sick xD

[cruelzeppelin666]

19 and 31... That's fucked up, bro

[whiteboi420dsc248]

yea i watched sum fukd up shit b4 but i cant do the babie jokes i made it to 13 wich is kinda weird but yea have fun with the rest imma go watch this ginger apoligize for slavery nd prolly talk shit about it

[moo6376]

lol xD hahahahahahahahahaha



[thatkidarab]

im addicted to these

[MsHunneybun]

um wow...all i'm saying

[ssaddness]

i love dead baby jokes.. and marilynmanson.. <3 i love you

[sasuke1215]

Whats red, and bloody that crawls up your leg?

[Happy2Hate]

I loved it, gonna try some.

[mrslayer621]

i dont understand y people get so mad when they here a dead baby joke!!! they are the best kind of jokes there are!!!

[poopypooppoop1000]

Whats smells worse than a trash can? A trash can full of dead babies What smells worse than that? I babie full of trash cans.

[PWNtheHILL]

Whats do a Dead baby and a pussy have in common?

You always fuck them before you eat them.

[mustardhappy1042]

what does a baby sound like going feet first into a blender..... i don't know I was too busy masturbating

[supersonic71097]

Q. What do you get when you throw a baby down a flight of stairs?

A. Boner

[MortiisFaust]

Whats worse than killing a baby?

Letting it live!

[Sairium]

I thought i heard then all...... :O theres a hella lot more to hear! :D aha i laughed at some so hard and then god saddened by others...!

[IFLY120109]

lmfao ughh i love dead baby jokes fuck all u pussys tht talk shit dont like it well thn dont watch it :)

[Guillotine37]

Y R people on here talking neg?? if u dnt lyk it dont watch it.

[bbk3rd1]

whats the differance between a raw dead baby and a cooked one?... i ate the raw one...

god ive been having neck problems when i go to sleep lately :OH i forgot to remove the baby i smutherd last week....

>:D enjoy

[MrWestten31]

its it bad if i like this video and i hope u like hell with me rofl

[coolmsky15]

You forgot one.

What is better a 1000 babies nailed on a tree or 1 baby nailed to a thousand trees

[PatrickJMiskimon]

I like sick humor like this...except for the sexualy oriented jokes, those were fnasty(fucking + nasty = fnasty). I use chacha alot and I get dead baby jokes from there. The microwave joke and the put the baby's feet in the blender first brought me to teers I laughed so hard.

[IAmMorgan2011]

you must be psycho.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@IAmMorgan2011 --Sometimes :)

[psych0]

Joke number 26. The difference between a baby and a watermelon. I know a different answer.

"One is fun to bash with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon."

[fackinsaxy]

why did the baby drop its lollipop?

cause it got hit by a truck.

what's the difference between a dead baby and my mom?

I don't kiss my mom on the lips

[cubana1185]

i don't see how this peace of shit that is so perversive be so humorous. make other jokes, not about babies. sick azz

[ZzombiexWellows]

@cubana1185 --Don't like it, gtfo

[MeestaBojangles]

5 pregnant women obviously are idiots for keeping their babies alive

[thegammageek1]

It's kinda weird and screwed up that my Republican brother thinks he's going to be sick from watching this and I'm a Democrat who thinks she's going to be sick from laughing so hard.

In all seriousness, I love babies. With butter, pepper and some salt. JUST KIDDING. I'm trying to eat better, so I don't use butter and salt.

[maorification]

i love dead baby joke!!! lol :)

[FireTsunami85]

LMAO ... Here's one

What's funnier that a dead baby???

A dead baby dreased as a clown

[alwayskasey24]

that doesn't offend me at all, but it's pretty fucking idiotic that you people think that shit is funny. like really grow up. you morbid pieces of shit.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@alwayskasey24 --Why are you here then? gtfo

[ToxicReaper117]

i think the ones about having erections and stuff and sexual watever that person said, were the best. dead baby jokes are soppose to be demented. so yeah ,the more sexual and gorey the better

[meatisdeliciouse]

I voted down so it would be 13 and 4, that will horify the superstitiouse. 4 in china is the ulucky number. I hope these people never have children : ( A hill billy is showing his friends around and his friend points to a hole in the ground, "whats that" My toilet the hill billy replies. He ponts to a donkey, "whats that", Thats my car. Finaly the man points to a long ladder nailed on the wall, "what is that" he says. Oh that is just a reprasentation of my famialy tree. ; ) own joke!

[simonsevillelover211]

lol 1 was my favorite

[inky243]

dead baby jokes are the best

[DOA4rocks]

@inky243 uugh i completly agree.my friend told me to look it up and i was like ... and now i see why the flying spaghetti monster has blessed me so

[de328405]

well here is a future serial killer

[ZzombiexWellows]

@de328405 Nah, legal issues get in the way ;)

[shmauteguy]

So wrong, but so funny.

[afilover4evr]

dude those are the worst dead baby jokes ever. those weren't funny to me at all. just horribly disturbing. dead baby jokes are hilarious but these were messed up. idk maybe it's cuz i read them instead of someone telling me.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@afilover4evr Could be, some of them I found weren't funny but a few made me lol...Im also sick minded so that might add to the matter :p

[juggaloclown111]

alternet answer to # 7 a baby shaving its head with a potato pealer

[ilykepink]

Not funny, highly immature. Spend more time doing videos of your raccoon make up.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@ilykepink Then dont look up 'dead baby jokes' buttmunch

[DeidraDistress]

@ZzombiexWellows I didn't look this up... I looked up Marilyn Manson Jokes. Cause he can be funny. Ya know as sick as people accuse him of being he'd probably even be disgusted by this.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@DeidraDistress -- Haha I doubt that. Marilyn Manson is a sick guy haha but it's all jokes anyway.

[DeidraDistress]

@ZzombiexWellows Marilyn Manson likes kids and yes he is a little on on the dark side and so am I but I draw the line at babies, kids, and animals. I think maybe do a little reading up on him before you judge him lol.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@DeidraDistress --I actually have done a bit of research, I know he likes kids, but I mean I don't think he'd be offended or anything. I don't know :P but anyway I as well like kids, and kids love me. I just have a sick mind xD I'd never hurt a kid.

[DeidraDistress]

@ZzombiexWellows That person may not have looked up dead baby jokes. I looked up marilyn manson jokes and it took me here.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@DeidraDistress --Well what I'm saying, the video title is "Dead baby jokes" Then I believe at the begenning of the video it has a warning. This video isn't for everyone I know. Like if I came across something that offended me, I'd just click out of the video instead of going out of my way to complain about it. Because this video is made for people who like these kind of jokes.

[DeidraDistress]

@ZzombiexWellows Yeah I saw the title and warning. I'm just naturally curious so was curious about what the heck kind of jokes there were about dead babies. But still it's sick.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@DeidraDistress --I guess. still this video wasn't made to offend anyone. :P I honestly love kids and babies. It's just all sick humor.

[therealBER]

@ZzombiexWellows U ARE ONE OF THE GIFTED ONES....

[GrolschHeerscht]

You missed:

It's about 25 cm's long, blue and makes every woman cry...? - A stillborn

[ZzombiexWellows]

@GrolschHeerscht HAHA havent heard of that one :)

[REZQtheDJ]

That was AWESOME!

[mProduction4]

SICK HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[WeLikeRockNRoll]

sweet

[420smoker89]

you know on some sick lvl i think there funny because there so fucked up but i realy feal like a piece of shit considering i have 2 baby girls of my own and i think my wife want to smother them with the pillows. but who knows its probly just nosence.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@420smoker89 Honestly I love babies. Its not like we're killing them, its just something sick to laugh at :p

[meatisdeliciouse]

@ZzombiexWellows The pretty babies are so cute and smell lovely, I jhope that doesnt sound odd!!! I like the sound of new born babies when they cry, it's not loud and horible like the older ones, I don't know why but the sound of a new born is soft and so lovely.

[SlenderTroll]

@ZzombiexWellows I love any other baby besides human infants. Those things look like ugly little aliens.

[qwertydrummerboy]

Okay most of them were funny. But the sexual orrientated ones i did not expect and did not like.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@qwertydrummerboy ...Yeah those should probably be in a totally different video lol

[meatisdeliciouse]

@qwertydrummerboy I was ashamed of my self, I laughed at the choking joke, I really shouldent that really happens.

[Moshikashitenai]

How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop of vanilla, one scoop of baby, and one can of root beer :)

Straws optional!

[xShawnutsx]

How many babies does it take to change a tire?

Two.

One to hold the car up

and one to replace it when it explodes.

[kristiank999]

LOL thats pretty messed up to get turned on by this crap.

[ZzombiexWellows]

@kristiank999 mmm Yeah makes me hard LOL

[ColdHardPlasticFlesh]

xDDDDDD



[Anspartan117]

lol omg funny as hell hold on ill tell u in a second omg dude most bloodiest sounding vid i've ever seen

[gotkenseth17]

who ever made those jokes are effing mean

[ZzombiexWellows]

@gotkenseth17 See, I don't get why people would click on a video they know they're going to be offended by. Also not as bad as some of my friends jokes :)

[gotkenseth17]

@ZzombiexWellows well i thought it wasnt gonna be mean...i thought rick'roll

[ZzombiexWellows]

@gotkenseth17 LOL if you thought it was rick roll even more of a reason not to click on it :P

[iitammyx]

this video is gay

[ZzombiexWellows]

@iitammyx So what if this video choses to be homosexual, it is none of your concern of this videos sexual orientation. Do you have a problem with it being gay? You know it's just a video just like any other video so I don't think it's right to make fun of a video just because of what it's attracted to. [by the way I'm kidding]

[twins251]

why do you put a baby in the blender head first?

To see its toes cringe.

[twins251]

How do you stop a baby from spinning around on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

[gone4joy]

uh... damn, fucking dark jokes

laughed my ass offf...

[Death2728]

Haha those were really funny. The ones about having sex with them, thats just wrong. But hey, who gives a damn. 5*

[ZzombiexWellows]

Haha thanks. :) And I know I have a sick twisted sense of humor ;D

[Qualia]

wtf...

whats wrong with you?

Do you try to shock or provoke? Because thats just sad. You really should look for new ethical idols.

You know, i love babies, even though i couldn't eat a whole one.

[ZzombiexWellows]

Do you now how to fucking read? IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED DON'T FUCKING WATCH! I don't want to hear your bitching! I don't eat babies .-.

[ZzombiexWellows]

Wait wait wait...Shock? Provoke? How are dead baby jokes a shock? In the title it SAYS dead baby jokes...Not "If you like rainbows and ponys WATCH THIS VIDEO!" I'm sorry...I shouldn't make fun of retarded people .-.

[Qualia]

well, i guess it is ok to make fun of yourself :)

[ZzombiexWellows]

Well yes...But in this case...I was talking about you hun. :) Haven't you're parents, teachers, whatever tought you how to read? Like honestly WHY would you click on this video when you knew it was about dead baby jokes...If I knew something offended me I obviously wouldn't watch it then comment saying "What's wrong with you blah blah blah" Also...I don't have any idols just to let you know...What just cause I listen to Marilyn Manson? He's awsome I listen to my music you listen to yours

[Qualia]

Shouldn't you have a sense of humor when putting up a video about jokes?

Because i was just fooling around, and i hoped you would understand this, because i even made a joke about eating babys in my comment -.- ...

[ZzombiexWellows]

.-. It didn't seem like a joke...And I did notice the joke at the end but I didn't really get that it was a joke...Sorry :p I got alot of people saying shit on here...So it's hard to tell when people are joking or not.

[Qualia]

never mind,

it is just tempting to do exactly what you do not want people to do :>

Btw; i like rainbows and ponys ... oh and unicorns...

marylin manson is awesome as well, even though i rather like his old stuff, nowadays i rather admire his paintings ...

zomg, i admit, i even got a poster from him :>

[ZzombiexWellows]

Haha I'm reading a biography on him. :p You're lucky...I don't have any posters of him yet :/.

Also...I have a unicorn in my closet ;D

[kerrangmanson]

lol