Scottish Breathaliser Test - Very Funny

[whitewiththeblackD]

17 people failed this test

[DanielGLMorrison]

16 people are defiantly stupid :)

[MrJokerz2]

@Zwei4815 not aw the scots where KILTS are u tryin ta afend ma country

[Zwei4815]

Where are the dresses? I thought this was supposed to be about Scots?

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@Zwei4815

Man, that's an outdated joke. Gotta get with the times, man.

[WeeChocoBunny]

@Zwei4815 they're called kilts, and we don't all wear them every day. maybe at weddings n kaileys n stuff, but that's about it really. xx

[wyrdmagyk4]

we dont have the best of everything...maybe weed but really look at our politicians...no style...no class...no respect...most of Europe Gvt's at least act like adults...but our Gvt acts like a bunch of drunken high schoolers...

I personally like most Europeans but just like everywhere in the world...

we all got our assholes and idiots...lol

[divcrfc]

@thegamedoc FUCK U YA CHUKTER CUNT !!

[stampw0rx]

@divcrfc Do you mean Teuchter?

[keeyraf]

haha....very funny! :)

[GingerSnapzVlogz]

Scottish, the very definition of Sardonic. I love being Scottish =D Not many people get our sense of humour. <33

[sarabower1]

LOLOLOL

[3bucuk]

@sarabower1 i still couldn't understand what the police says pointing his collegue near him? :/

[blackrabbit212]

@3bucuk "Would you sleep with my colleague here?"

[3bucuk]

@blackrabbit212 thanks! a great help.

[blackrabbit212]

@3bucuk My pleasure!

[divcrfc]

@eringobra82eire FUCK UP YA FENIAN CUNT AM FAE GLESGA YA BAM !!

[TheGameDock]

@divcrfc Fucking gay Weegie.

[EragonFiresword]

@TheGameDock Nope, hetero Weegie, technically.

[YazzJohnstone1O1]

JACK JARVIS!

[JesusDiedROFL]

What's up with the comments and the massive hippy drug flamewar?

[eringobragh82EIRE]

scotland - manky prods

[1984LizardKing]

@eringobragh82EIRE <---------religion is for primitive cunts,or is it just a terror group you support? cunt

[ghostfaced1]

@eringobragh82EIRE Idiot

[daggerheart03]

Thumbs up if yer fae glesga! <3

[xoCaaitsxo]

aw, i love these guys, Scottish people FTW!<3 Dunfermline, Fife btw<3

[ROFLMOWLOLBBQ23]

im scottish and im from kirkaldy in fife



[RockQueen231]

@ROFLMOWLOLBBQ23 That's where I was born I live in Cupar, Fife

[MICKYMAVYT]

@ROFLMOWLOLBBQ23 nice username ya bender

[scotzgeezer]

@wyrdmagyk4 You don't half talk shit do you...? There was no part of anything you have said on here that makes scene to the argument between you and scarhead i would just forget to write back to it if i was you. You truly are a waste of space....

[scotzgeezer]

@wyrdmagyk4 Calm down grammar nazi, I never asked who started it i am not a school teacher or your parent.. .I had a gander over what was said and i agreed with scar. Get over it "Yank".

[conor12231]

@wyrdmagyk4 He is Scottish.

[wyrdmagyk4]

@conor12231 ...thats even better...my Grandfather was from Lilithgow...lol

[kuniva101]

@wyrdmagyk4 Sorry to say but the majority of Europe feel this way towards Americans, well the stereotype that's been portrayed all over the media and on the internet from over the last decade. Although there are some Americans I just cannot stand that I've met that fell under the category of the typical stereotype, you know the ones that assert that the US is the best at everything etc, even though they are questionably degenerative themselves.

[JSHEP73]

Trade descriptions act.... "very funny"

[SCE2AUX]

And it ends with an advertisement saying "Eat Out"....

[bazildon2009]

Psychiatric drugs are a big business in the United Kingdom — and business is booming.

The number of prescriptions for psychostimulants has soared 187 percent since 1994, now totalling some three quarters of a million. The stimulant market in the UK now tops £33 million a year.

[mirsh123]

chewin the fat... brilliant.

[Sefearion]

0:19 "Aaaaaaaye :D!"

[Lolatthetroll2011]

Lol

[danyloo32]

jack and victor !!!!!

[RyanB6775]

Pure Scotish!! Fuckin Amazing

[Biblioholic1993]

@sjheis Really it comes down to this: you can choose to be stupid or you can choose not. So very simple.

Now drugs make you CRAZY. Ever heard of an asylum? We lock up crazies, no matter if they're drugged up or not.

[Biblioholic1993]

@sjheis Banning alcohol entirely never was and never will be practical. People have been drinking fermented drinks since before any historian can tell you, and unless you want to pull a hitler and lump all the "undesirables" on a train and send them to a death camp, alcoholics will have alcohol. And this just gives another thing for criminals to profit from.

[stiglaa]

@Biblioholic1993

Lol. Try telling your story to a Celt or Anglo-Saxon. We drink huge amounts, but not that many alcoholics compared to drinkers. Am American doctor said that the Celts and Anglo-Saxons have "a different way to process alcohol in their insides, as if they had lead lining there". As for criminals making a profit from selling drink, you must be refering to the English/Scottish and Welsh Goverments. Cheers x

[AgentSmith217]

Thumbs up if the American Police should do this.

[naedanger123]

@AgentSmith217 Indeed...

[krackersdave]

11 people slept with his colleague...



[APhilCollinsFan]

there is no ugly women, .. just not enough beers, lol

[APhilCollinsFan]

well ! l have to admit , ..i woke up few mornings in the past , l wanted to cut my arm not to wake the woman by my side.

[flibideegibbit]

@APhilCollinsFan -- so have i lmao.

[49blackboab]

quicker than blowing into a bag.... :-)

[tina6581]

well bladderd if he thinks that worth a jump. :-)

[TheZandoor]

ad fuck her fur a laugh

[alameda1212]

She just made my onion cry!

[blackwf7114]

hahahaha she is a stoater lol

[jonnybee1993]

bring back chew in the fat or at least still game

[scotzgeezer]

@jonnybee1993 Greg and Ford don't get on with each other anymore. So i will doubt we will ever see either again :(

[jonnybee1993]

@jonnybee1993 absuloutly gutted:(

[mentoo1234]

What is this from? It's to same two people from still game but its not still game :P

[RobertSheehanxx]

@mentoo1234 Chewin the fat :)

[MrFireworksreviews]

@mentoo1234 chew n the fat

[TheDoninmyhood]

I don't think i've ever been brunk enough to want to sleep with something that looks like Carrot Top.

[OMNISLASHER1000]

THEY SHOULDVE MADE HIM DO THE TEST AND BREAK THE BREATHALIZER LOL!

[funkrocksock]

@OMNISLASHER1000 Naw, they shouldnae huv.

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@funkrocksock I MEANT COS HES SO DRUNK HIS BREATH BREAKS THE BREATHALIZER,THEN THEY COULD HAVE DUN THE UGLY BIRD SKETCH TAE...I WOULD HAVE FOUND IT FUNNY.

[OMNISLASHER1000]

Respond to this video... WIT WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAY? YOUR JOOST A FUNKY-ROCK SWEATY SOAK,LOL!

[w33jonnybhoy]

is this a new episode of still game or sumn

[cagirlie]

if you like this, check out "still game", one of the best comedies of all time.

[ahenderson666]

is there gonny be a new year episode?

[jimmyjimbo72]

Oooooch ayyye.

[da1ved]

I'd do her. :p

[lizandrillo]

Fucking brilliant, i just laughed my ass off......this lady cop is a real nightmare...hahaha!

[jellybellyratz]

Brilliant!!!

[YSBCITTAR]

lol

[ozzieg1980]

Classic. This brings home the pain of that one too many.

[s00ther]

that should be made compulsary... LOL

[roddyboyno107]

love tht man haha

[Jadeprincess08]

lmao thts messed up!

[cyclist68]

Sorry , Comedy series not sketch show.... aw git it right up yer !

[cyclist68]

This sketch is from a BBC Scotland comedy series called Still Game. Do youself a favour and utube it . It is ,imho, the funniest show I have seen in the last 10 years. Its about two old pensioners and their group of pals living on an estate outsde Glasgow. You will have to tune your ear into the Scots accents a bit but its well worth it . IT is now on its 5th series and a perfect example of the usual BBC English/middleclass bias hence no longer broadcast south of the border. Aaargh Pish!

[PaulAnt2008]

@cyclist68 Actually it's from Chewin The Fat, but what you say about Still Game is very much true! :P

[oxxen]

PERFECT!!

[cinemascotland]

I've slept wi worse than yon :)

[AnntichristSCoulter]

And where's the matching advert with some woman being asked if she'd do that mank-faced old codger, then? What's good for the goose is good for the crotchety old gander, dammit!

[djangiebaby]

magic :):):)

[koolyman]

LOL!

[DJTrancestar100]

xD Ayeeeeee xD Thats pricelessss xDxD Ah, I love scottish, I really do XD

[OM3N1R]

What's the problem?

[2k10ginge]

STUNNER..... pmsl.

[TheScottishRocker]

... Ayeeee!

Aha. Class.

[christmasstevan]

♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

[libbygalBN2012]

Aye....lol

[lewars1912]

Very attractive woman.

[subhumanspeciess]

wee sobriety test

[elroachio77]

yae would thou wouldn't yae

[jaimee626]

def drunk!

[insomnia1000]

can't see the joke. she looks stunning to me , he must have been sober.

[candacekanecook]

@insomnia1000 Too funny!!! Just fell out laughing!!!  OMG!!!!

[nenblom1]

Now THAT'S drunk!!

[wyrdmagyk4]

This is why you should smoke weed instead of drinking booze...

I may get stoned sometimes but never stoned enough to wanna sleep with a lady cop that looks like that....

4:20 in SoCal...

[gameingguy01]

@wyrdmagyk4 it was a guy BTW but ya

[scotland1989able]

@wyrdmagyk4 weed is for kids

[edimk25]

its actually opposite .... kids use it more because they are bored

[sjheiss]

@wyrdmagyk4 That's why alcohol should be illegal too. ;)

[scarhead88]

@wyrdmagyk4 and this is why u should really stop smoking that shit and stick to drinkin...cuz drinkin doesn't make you a completely retarded moron...

[wyrdmagyk4]

Respond to this video...what bullshit...I never heard of stoned hippy's starting mass fights at football games and killing ppl....never heard of a stoner yet who overdosed and died from smoking weed either...but keep trying...your paranoia does not mean that someone isnt out to get ya...lol

[scarhead88]

@wyrdmagyk4 by God...it appears it is already too late for you...seems u've already smoked yourself retarded...my deepest sypathies for you and your family :(

[wyrdmagyk4]

@scarhead88 ...and my sorrow to your family for their loss...did your mom have any kids that lived...?...lol

really have you ever even tried it or are you just a person who talks crap on something you know nothing about...lol

[scarhead88]

@wyrdmagyk4 i cannot believe it...you are officially the most stupid and illiterate person i have met on youtube so far....well done! go smoke a joint to celebrate dipshit xD

useless retarded potheads like u are nothing more that a waste of air...:x

[wyrdmagyk4]

@scarhead88 I thought so and thank you for proving me right...your all talk...funny little loser and an asshole to boot...well I guess the better part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass way back when...lol

[scarhead88]

@wyrdmagyk4 pls just shut the fuck up and stop embarrasing yourself little dipshit...do u really want everybody to know what a retarded stoner u are? just admit that u are wrong and stupid and let go...

for fuck's sake kid, don't u have ANY self respect? (well to me it is clear that u don't but still...)

[wyrdmagyk4]

@scarhead88 ...your a spoiled little asswad that missed the hole aint ya punk...the better part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass after your father pulled out of her asshole from which you were born...go drink more booze you fqn drunk ass loser...lmao

[SupahLee]

ROFL omfg

[smallrossy]

cuff um lol minted

[niloc6767]

It's even funnier if you're blootered.

[bubblegum866]

omg :L

[wallacesgirl]

LMAO Cuff im!!

[YGX1JIH]

Fuckiin Brillainntt

keep it up Fordo m8

[kintakintyea]

Hahaha!! Nay baad!! lolol!!

[bellimbopinni]

This is a wee bit funny. (right now I'm totally pissssd)

[gordon16663]

I couldn't stop laffin'

[kalashnikov96]

ROFL

[melania78]

aye, nothing like the good old beer goggles hahaha

[FirebirdKnight]

Am tellin ya that would work tae!

[FunkyInMyHouse]

haha :P

[Tankballer]

That's a good one!

[FatFuckingPrick]

Chewin the fat!!!

[arandomperson3]

Aye... Cuff 'em

[bboyfloss]

Yasss!! Lol

[malkkie]

the cider visor strikes again

[WEIR4EVER]

Awesome!

[krompir95]

haha

[crmac56]

LMBO

[niall005]

thats funny...

[JasperMUFC]

shes sexy lol K.O

[DjSalkizar]

sooooooooooooo true btw!!

[ENightmare69]

rofl

[TimJamMer]

LOL

[davidstmckenn]

ahahahhhaha!

[ad4mskiii]

lmao you must be drunk to say yes to that - i think the guy was stumped. xD

[filipinoboy147]

lol aii!!!!!

[atw2k7]

lmfao too funny

[s4rzzzz]

too right. :)

[whitey7283]

haha

[Cos93]

lmao

[dsk19s]

those 2 are the best especially as jack and victor in still game :D

[mariacarmensita]

funny and sweet