Atheist Church 2/21/2010 Billboards

[larsonb33]

I got a -205 Yay I have no potential to brainwash kids and molest them!

[TalkingWigHead]

xD I got 74. I got more potential than all y'alls!

[thinksalot100]

-496!



[lllooollnnnlloooll]

Just wanted to try something and see how it works out, so here it goes... on Monday, October 4th 2010 compliment 5 people you don't know and forward this message to friends. Let's see how far this spreads.

[Milsap98]

Man, i got -251 points....

[r29]

There is an add here for mid America Christian University

[jehovahjirehprovides]

I took the test & scored 628. Thanks for posting the website.

[jehovahjirehprovides]

Your problem is that you were grown up Catholic. The Catholic religion is evil.

[KelQvt]

Yay! Hooray for Vermont and our billboard free land!

[willandliv]

Your Survey result is -564 points.

wow, not meant to preach i guess

[roecla]

Wow ... now it's working :-D This used to be unavailable in Germany for over a week and now it's working :-) Now that's interesting! ^^

[MonkEvaluatedToaster]

Hey man, you have an awesome sense of humor, and I love you. But I just want to reiterate that you can't base Christianity off what others do. You gotta dive in deep for yourself.

[Bexi181]

-350 Awesome! That was fun :D but their sign up form is stupid. When I chose a country other than the United States it STILL wanted me to enter a US state and ZIP code :/ maybe I did it wrong? Oh well. I also don't mind billboard vandalism, but I'm surprised they didn't go with the obvious and change the 'are' to 'aren't'.

[tombenarye1234]

-224. good thing they didn't ask if i'm jewish :P

[armbar541]

-182. I'm not as uncalled as most of you. oh well.

[Soyuz30]

-230

[JenSykotic]

-435, that was fun :)

[xxDaemonGirlxx]

Where do you get an atheism shirt?

lol "How dare you take a piece of my sky?!"

[braeduin]

-261 I guess purgatory is too good for me and I'm headed straight to the hot place.

[MistressArte]

LMAO I got a -418 points XD does that mean I'm a born Atheist? That Atheism is my calling? XD Also awesome our message is being heard now by even more people. ^__^

[jeff159irwin]

Allright! I scored -298!

[skycomet19]

HAH! Beat you Klfly! My score is -363! BOO YAH!!! *PUNCHES AIR*

[skycomet19]

Yay! LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS video KLFLY! Awesome!

[TomMSTie]

I was only tempted (tempted, I didn't do it) to vandalize a billboard once and it was to correct a local ambulance-chasing lawyer's grammar.

[finalsight]

-412 points lol

[skycomet19]

@finalsight Waaah! *sob* You beat me! I was only -363! ;_;

[Atrocitas6]

I love it when religious things are vandalized. =]

[skycomet19]

@Atrocitas6 Whoo Hoo! Yeah! Steal that baby jesus! Yes! lol

[08armada]

Ooops : -177 points, that is not good. Am I a bad person? Is it just me or: "You have not chesen me- I have chosen you" sounds like a threat?

And why are they asking : Do you have any mental illness, or serious problem(s) with your health, are you in debt over $10,000 (not real estate), or do you take care of elderly parents?

Do you think they'll call me?

[thisguysajerk]

i love billboards.

what i hate are giant ugly death contraptions (crosses) sitting atop hills and building, mucking up my sky and filling my head with the image of brutal murder on said device.

;p

[debbieomi]

I'm a fan and left a comment.

:-)

[ProudAtheist90]

at 5:16 there is an edit...im guessing you forgot the date? haha

[NoDeity]

-300, eh?  Cool!

[jjmblue7]

Just redid it with the answers I thought they'd wanna hear, and got 858, so the negative signs are negative signs. Yay, my -278 stands!

[Uneventless]

I got -194 points, but I don't think we've been getting negative numbers --- it's just the way the numbers are formatted. "Your Survey result is -194 points". It's just a hyphen, not a negative sign.

[jjmblue7]

Which they may do to foster the thought that you're not a good enough Catholic? LOL

[xero2501]

i took the survey and got -428 points

[TravisMorien]

I got -33 points. Do I win a prize?

[TravisMorien]

My score might actually have been improved by some of the questions which were open to multiple interpretations.

When they asked the one about whether or not I'm careful with what websites I visit, I answered "Agree", but only from the point of view of wishing to avoid downloading viruses or getting scammed, but in terms of running across the kind of stuff they probably had in mind, I don't mind at all. ;)

[TheNakedAtheist]

Love the Montypythonesque intro image.

[silntdoogood]

actually, doing stuff like 1¢ transactions online is not a... "smart"? thing to do. When ever someone steals a credit card number (at least until companies caught on) the first thing the criminal would to is put through a small transaction to test the number, but still be unnoticed, such as, buy a 5¢ thing on amazon. So, alot of the time, orders online under 50¢ will be rejected, and then it gets difficult with whoever you were paying....

[sambudwiser]

Just an opinion but, the old music for the beginning was better :P

[klfly]

It'll be back. This is the same song, but with different instrumentation.

[jjmblue7]

Yeah, I agree with sam, but good to hear it'll be back! :D

[klfly]

Did anyone catch, from the shots of my knees, that I did Atheist Church in my pajamas today? Let's see a Christian Reverend pull that off. :D

[debbieomi]

I thought it was just another pair of ummm unusual pants you like to wear. :-)

[LordSlag]

The URL doesn't work. Pity...I'd make it explode anyway.

[klfly]

Sorry, it's testyourcalling and it's a com not an org.

[LordSlag]

TY, I found it.

[TravisMorien]

.org works fine for me.

[DarkMatter2525]

Regarding your dislike for billboards, you said, "How dare you take a piece of my sky."

But notice that the atheists were nice enough to put their message on the background of a beautiful sky. They were thinking of you, Keith.

[klfly]

Ha ha. That's awesome. Thank you.

[Yanoss1313]

lol!

[koolaidman]

keith i have question mormons come to my house every saturday morning to try to talk to me about god what should i tell them ?

[Yanoss1313]

open the door naked, and ask them to come in

[will0ughby]

that you own guns

[klfly]

Talk to 'em if you'd like. Point out why you can't subscribe to their faith.

[SanityInAnarchy]

Wow, Streisand Effect works in the real world, too? Cool!

[gavinfe]

I got a -78. I wonder why I'm not as low as these other guys? It seems like an atheist competition, who is the least preistlike. Maybe I can get bonus negatives for not molesting little boys.

[lucidatheist]

A penny LOL

Very funny.

[Opl65]

Please consider Canada east for a tour sometime soom. Thanks.

[klfly]

I'm auditioning next week for the Montreal Comedy Festival.

I'll let you know how it goes.

[allbabiesareatheists]

@klfly Just for Laughs (juste pour rire) is a fantastic show! I hope you make it! Break a leg!

[goldenfranco]

-388

lol

hey you finished your intro!

[klfly]

Oh no, not by a long shot. The actual intro will have all kinds of great animation.

[goldenfranco]

THEN FINISH IT! >:C

[klfly]

It's actually being done by my friend Sney Noorani of Sandwich Media and it will be well worth waiting for. :D

[goldenfranco]

THEN HURRY HIM UP! >:C

[wiseassgamer]

Wow, I actually got a 105, hmph, cool...

By the way i may make the trip over the bridge to watch your show in NJ. But seriously get to Long Island lol...

[klfly]

I'll see what I can do. One of my brothers is living in Long Island.

[TheHouseofUncommons]

-335! I answered it all honestly!

[jellybean4501]

Christians aren't trying to sell a product? lol

[AtheistFootballer93]

I Strongly Agree that -395 is a good score for me.

[FerreThoughts]

I got a -180. Slight potential!

[rothbern]

wow i got a 397!!!

oh wait, -397...thats more like it

[brietamonster]

WOOO -202!

[FearMyWreath]

Hm, I got -484. Yet I still have a "slight potential"...

Would it be possible to get the DVD if you live in Sweden? :)

[klfly]

Definitely. And it will be region free so it'll play anywhere.

[lipoicacid]

You'll never see the report.Stealing for Jesus is just allright =D

[lipoicacid]

Mr.Fly: What is the story with that banana??? It is...doing things...to my mind =/

[klfly]

I once put on a banana costume for a photo shoot. Everyone in the shoot picked a costume and put it on. For some reason, I just felt right in that banana suit, so after the shoot I bought it. and ever since, bananas just come to me. When I saw Ray Comfort's backfiring banana logic, I was thrilled.

That painting was done by my good friend Irina Beffa. She's worth looking up. Her paintings are amazing.

[DanielJapikse]

i agree with you completely

[Cyrathil]

I love how atheism is not a non-starter for becoming a Catholic priest...

[brietamonster]

is that the one at the 65th light rail station?

[klfly]

No, up by broadway and 15th.

[rageoftyrael]

lol, -303.

[redbaron998]

I got a 399 on that vocation quiz.

I cam very close to becoming a Catholic Priest when i was younger, now days if I did want to go into a Vocation Id be a Monk though.

[orgixvi3]

Fuck yeah, I got -308! XD

[XPhile10131121]

Don't feel bad, Keith. I scored -311. hahaha Yay me!!!!

[pokerslut530]

Wow new jersey? You get around!

A question occurred to me that is entirely unrelated to the video, (but might be a good idea for a future video).

What got you into comedy?

It's something I've long considered trying to do but just never understood how you'd even begin to practice it or hell, just where to begin at ALL with it. Maybe you could share your story about that with us?

[klfly]

Hmmmm. I'll see about doing a video on this soon. Thanks.

[pokerslut530]

You answered too honestly on the "would you take sexual advantage of children if given the opportunity?"

[erez87xp]

He probably answered no...

Minus 10 points right there

[pokerslut530]

@erez87xp hahahaha I don't know why but throwing the word "probably" in there made me seriously LOL

[unclexbob]

are you saying that would increase the score or reduce the score...?

I'm afraid to assume, either way...

[pokerslut530]

Increase, of course. They can't let non-pedophiles rub shoulders with actual pedophiles, otherwise their little ring of secrecy is broken.  It's disgusting, but that seems to be how it works.

topdocumentaryfilms (. ) com / twist-of-faith

Anyone unaware of how molestation in the church works should watch that film.

[mutzilnosoundl]

So I have to register b4 testing?

[jjmblue7]

@mutzilnosoundl

I registered as Dude Duderson, so you don't have to use your real info.